nig jig edition
plymouth is actually an alright place
Any of you lads read The Sun? Clickbait on the side makes it unreadable
testing 1 2 3
>>72723638
>>72723638
>>72723638
non yank nigger edition
>>72723638
>>72723638
>>72723638
Communism
>no kentqt gf desu lads
osdarse is pretty shite
was waiting for a new thread because i was sitting on a cracker of a post but now i've forgotten what it was
>>72723654
FOTS
excellent edition
See what fucking happens when I don't make the edition? You're all pathetic
can't be fucked
>>72723604
The chase is on.>>72723631
>>72723637
we don't read the sun around here m8
on your bike
scotland is actually an alright place
You should all come visit and spend pennies!
>>72723687
Do you miss Tottenham?
Jack Cade
scotland isn't a real country
>>72723654
>thread wars
Fuck off you insufferable autist
Where am I supposed to post?
>inb4 "neither, FOY"
the gf
i have a dream where everyone gets their own personalised /brit/ filled with bots who pretend to fall for your bait, agree with your genuine opinions and post all the fun stuff you ask them to e.g. slags and banter
Defend this
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
>>72723754
Scotland is like a country within a country. We're an honourable part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Buy Irn Bru to support Scottish industry!
>>72723658
oh god that's who posts here?
alri love? what erotic services have you booked me in for today? oh paintjob is it? say no more sir *dips brush in water* im thinking... naughty purple *slathers your willy in thick, royal purple, lead-based paint*
>>72723785
bloke that
normie housemate seems to have pulled
guess id better wank to them having sex then
interesting
I am a Redditor
I have just informed the Janny regarding our current thread wars
REMINDER
in reddit..........things........happen
>>72723785
She looks like someone I know
>>72723847
>This is the person that calls you a cuck on /brit/
Absolutely emptying my dishwasher
¡Buenas noches reddit!
en el reddit....pasan cosas...
>>72723847
i came in one very fat girl's fanny 3 or 4 times, a second shorter and less fat but also less hygenic fanny once and then another time into a condom, and a third just as fat but really cute girl's mouth 3 times and bum hole twice
>>72723604
oh shit its gloZig
>>72723901
i was being ironic on both fronts
>>72723878
Friendly reminder that the North is the only area of the United Kingdom that has yet to be cucked.
Australia, Hurt Feelings Of
how long do you naturally sleep for lads
10 hours here
>>72723935
obligatory
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
>>72723901
fundamentally rearranging my fridge
get more mad at people bashing australia than canada
>>72723647
>buckinghamshire
>>72723935
MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KEN AH DEEEEEEEE
>>72723923
>damage control
>>72723973
i used to be a 10 hour man but now i automatically wake up after 8
>>72723973
5 hours
my dad is a pathetic old man
an autist barely capable of holding a conversation with my mum's family even though they've been married for 30 years
glad i won't live long enough to be like him
anyone here browse reddit
just had a wee while you were posting
Hypothetically speaking, if I were to visit London for a weekend and were in need of somewhere to sleep, would any of you house me? Regular timid cuck manlet swede.
>>72724043
if you were fallanon yes
>>72723973
around 6.5-7
don't even use an alarm clock and very rarely wake up after 9
>>72723935
looks like they straightened his teeth out a bit at least
>>72724043
no but you could stay in the cuck shed
>>72724034
my gf's family is italian and has mob connections
i do a nervousness whenever i come in contact with them
>>72724036
not since politics and trump started taking over the front page
Still occasionally check my niche subs though
>>72723986
yeah thats me mate want to fucking make something of it
>don't even use an alarm clock
the goal
>>72724094
mind checking my prostate mate
>>72724043
I probably would but I'm not white if that matters to you
>Get attacked by muslims constantly in terrorist attacks
>Muslim populations keep going up and we're inviting them here
Do you think countries like China and Japan and Brazil and Mexico look at us and laugh because of how stupid we are?
>>72723973
Anywhere between about 1 and 3 hours, or 7 and 11 hours. Most commonly 9 or 10.
Ariel Winter turned into a turbo-slag, shame about the boob reduction though
post local prossies available 24/7 to shag rn
>>72724065
I'm not that degenerate no
>>72724088
sad
>>72724111
well I'm used to being surrounded by shitskins at this point so that'd do
i keep making concessions when i need to make a stand
>>72724113
china does
t. chink
haitiANO
>>72724120
Could see her turning into one of those insta whores who fuck Saudi billionaires desu.
>>72724113
yes
always get a half chub when i read about a rape in the news
>>72724147
gonna do a wank instead
>>72724113
>constantly
whats your definition of constantly?
once every 2-3 years?
suppose i better go to bed.
sigh
>>72724200
goodnight
>>72724120
she turned in a slut BECAUSE of the breast reduction. girls with big tits are motherly and pure. she's subconsciously realized she's fucked up and now she's compensating to make herself still feel sexy
>i keep making concessions when i need to make a stand
>>72724175
https://www.instagram.com/arielwinter/?hl=en
She already is one mate, except she has a good career so she doesn't need to rely on those types of men.
>>72724164
>shitskins
hmm don't think this is going to work out
not going to let someone who uses disgusting words like that into my house
>>72724192
I'm talking about Europe as a whole.
Deaths are sporadic but attacks are weekly.
Some muslim tried to kill people in Antwerp the day after London and it only got more coverage because it was right after an attack.
It's a consistent thing.
saw some yank getting a half chub when he was reading about a rape in the news
*takes a shit on the ground*
ladies and gentlemen, communism
>>72724120
literally who
>out cycling
>on a cycle path
>random woman says "this is no place for a bicycle"
hm
i keep making hats when i need to make a hatstand
If dubs Brighton will become the next terror target
>>72724217
Nah she was always destined to be a slut
you can't stop the muslims without being seen as evil
most people are too brainwashed these days to go against the narrative
>>72724223
chuckled at this
why do australians always go to banff, jasper or whistler when they come to canada
>>72724236
>>72724192
there was an antwerp attack
and a lille attack too today
Many attacks often only go in local newspapers in mainland Europe
they do happen at least once a week l
>>72724264
i agree but i still think i'm right too
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/5g0sl3/french_rt_is_covering_pizzagatethey_are_asking/
>>72724230
sorry I forgot about my swede cuckwashing for a second, meant to say refugee
>you can't stop the muslims without being seen as evil
>most people are too brainwashed these days to go against the narrative
>>72724236
okay so its not constant it's consistent? good of you to revise your terms to be accurate
part 2) who's inviting them here? only people i know advocating for more commonwealth immigration are nigel farage and the ukip lot, the rest treat them like any other immigrant
need to spaff on a pair of nigger tits
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IRIqII4z_c
>>72724252
love scaring peddos by riding past them really close and fast
always chuckle as they gasp and I'm already 5m away
>playing a video game
>it's borderlands 2
>random song says "this ain't no place for no hero"
>getting the train to londonderry
>it aint me starts playing
top kek
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/61a9u9/james_woods_top_kek/
>getting the train to london
>that's not me starts playing
>>72724352
literally fuck off you dirty fucking spic i hope your country gets nuked by the usa
in reddit............things.............happen
>walk to my dads house
>do the virgin walk
aaa
>>72724330
>peddos
are all of them autistic? they seem to have no social awareness
>find a song I like
>proceed to autistically play it 24/7 till I find another
Not again for fucks sake
>get train to Northern England
>tahrar al aluddin tal afar starts playing
did a loud cough
>>72724365
chill
>>72724251
Semen demon from that show Modern Family who /tv/ fawned over for years cos her tits used to be a lot bigger
>>72724352
isn't that the guy who got a job at the kwik-e-mart after apu got fired in that one episode of the simpsons?
>takes shit on the ground
>give someone 1 penny an hour to scoop up shit for you
>sell piles of shit to someone else for $35 (not including tax) each
Ladies and gentlemen, capitalism
I don't like when people make fun of anime
>>72724363
An excellent post!
>>72724311
>okay so its not constant it's consistent?
don't be pedantic nigger.
This is /brit/
Many people want more muslims here.
Labour, Tories, Lib Dems, Greens.
Where have you been living?
They WANT them here.
They WANT the muslim population to go up.
They WANT muslim immigration. .
>>72724393
she peaked young
IT'S WORKING!!! BYE BYE SHEP! KEK NEWS NETWORK IS WAITING FOR YOU!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/61b3g5/its_working_bye_bye_shep_cuck_news_network_is/
>>72724369
>aaa
spectacular post
anime
ani-gay
>>72724406
Still very hot tbqh
>>72724405
i think they just don't care about their religion :) they don't specifically want more muslims. Only people who have literally advocated for that are ukip, weirdly enough
yee
>>72724407
are you on drugs?
>>72724370
lmao
>yanks
FOY
>>72724365
Mexico will be a more relevant country than the UK in the next 15 years
my mum smoked cigars while she was pregnant with me
it's okay though because cigars generally aren't inhaled
when will the cager menace be stopped lads? the only thing that can stop a man with a car is a big fucking bollard
many deals for a friend of the grummles
>>72724175
>>72724429
nah don't think so
course would still shag her though i've shagged a lot worse but also had better
>>72724476
hope so. then all the muslims will fuck off there.
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/618jgy/dont_we_have_best_commander_in_chief_folks/
>>72724482
once the us is gone
Been thread wars all day, has janny offed himself or what?
>>72724436
>Only people who have literally advocated for that are ukip, weirdly enough
Did they?
They said commonwealth immigration which hardly means muslim immigration.
It means Indians - the most successful immigrant group in the UK.
The Caribbean.
Africa.
Singapore.
Besides, I'd wager it was mostly empty rhetoric to ditch the racist label. "How can we be racist when we want non-white immigration whilst you want white immigration?"
It worked quite well.
They've gone from being called nazis to right wing scum.
Big upgrade.
>>72724496
Well Mexicans aren't white, so they would never so something so retarded.
Hitler was the biggest blow against nationalism (a legitimate ideology) ever to have occurred. Prove me wrong
>>72724492
Sure you have buddy
there has to be something wrong with me that I don't realise
maybe I have a speech defect, or there's something wrong with my face
>>72724507
sorry
mental health has been flaring up today
usually take this out by being super autistic on /brit/
Why? Why are the innocent punished? Why the sacrifice? Why the pain? There aren't any promises. Nothing certain. Only that some get called, some get saved. We won't ever know the hardship and grief for those of us left behind. We shall commit these bodies to the void with a glad heart. For within each seed, there is a promise of a flower, and within each death, no matter how small, there's always a new life. A new beginning. Amen.
>>72724476
sorry um what tangible effect does a country being relevant have on the lives of the people who live their? new zealand is irrelevant as fuck and also has a great quality of life. USA is the most relevant country except china and half of your population live like animals because your social support, state education and healthcare provision is so bad
Yes, I hope America brings back real masculinity in a BIGLY way. I want the do good men of the 40's, you know the ones. The ones that stopped ACTUAL nazis and communism while not taking shit from unpatriotic leftists. No more feel good ones who call gay Jews (such as Milo) nazis while disgracing our most sacred American values: the Constitution, our freedoms, and the American people (actual citizens, none of this undocumented citizen crap)
President Trump will truly go down as the savior of America and American culture.
America will go down as the savior of Western culture.
And Western culture will go down as the savior of humanity and the world.
>>72724531
autism
>>72724503
never go on reddit
someone linked a reddit thread the other day
decided to check the "worldnews" subreddit
First comment I see is someone shit talking r/the_donald
Go on r/politics - same thing
Go on r/feminism - same thing
Go on r/atheism - same thing
Go on r/United_Kingdom - same thing
Why are they so obsessed?
It's the most tame innocuous shitposting.
Wait until they hear about /pol/ and stormfront.
Just saw "Look Who's Back"
Pretty scared of the Bsoch lads.
>>72724512
are you the lad i was replying to before? you seem to have gone off on a tangent
"nazi" and "racist" have been completely de-valued by the left now
its a shame really because actual nazis and actual racists are terrible people but you can't really single them out anymore
>>72724503
How the fuck is this man POTUS kek
>>72724530
notorious b.r.i.t. lad? the new that saved /brit/?
How did they escape Yewtree?
>>72724532
Irrelevant countries that are nice to live in are entirely dependent on more relevant countries that are less nice to live in.
>>72724561
I am.
Leftists and the centre love Islam.
No shock there.
The foreign and different something is the more they feel the urge to defend it.
That's why when a black man commits a crime we must consider the socioeconomic implications which led this young nubian prince to rebel against the white man's oppressive boot when in reality he's just an aggressive nigger.
>>72724590
complex interdependence m'lion
everyone needs each other
>>72724516 (Jew)
your are 100%
drumpfkins really believe that trump will change shit in america, even though he is a friend of the clintons
>I didn't enjoy /pol/ before the election
>james woods is redpilled
wonder how long before the jews who control hollywood destroy his reputation and/or kill him
only think i've enjoyed about /pol/ in the last year has been HWNDU
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/783650/Theresa-May-BAN-EU-boats-British-seas-Brexit-fishing
Based May
>only think i've enjoyed about /pol/ in the last year has been HWNDU
>everyone needs each other
>>72724639
>james woods is redpilled
so is tim allen
>>72724644
Same, some of that was pretty funny
>>72724601
I don't love islam, i actually think it's pretty shit like a lot of centrists/leftists and most people who are atheists of all viewpoints, i just don't think banning all muslim immigrants is remotely realistic
>but trump did it
he doesn't have a 5% muslim population to deal with or depend on relationships with middle eastern countries for oil.
And about the black thing, I think the point is you can deal with the socioeconomic factors which is kind of the point of social policy at all. I'm sorry you don't feel that it helps but no one really believes deporting all black people or punishing them harsher for the same crimes is a fair way of doing things except for some legitimate neo-nazi groups
cracking open the ol' fedora folder. be on your best behaviour now or feel the wrath of the hat
>>72724666
in terms of nation states, yeah basically everyone needs each other
you literally know nothing about international politics obviously so try and read up a bit before you chat shit
>>72724582
because we elected him you idiot
>cracking open the ol' fedora folder
>>72724726
>we elected him
>calling anyone else an idiot
top lols
Yeah but
Rate theme
>>72724230
im a nonwhite that would like a place to stay in london
can we be pals and go get curries on bricklane?
>>72724689
1. You don't need to ban muslims. They're already here. Perturbing the influx of them from shitholes like Somalia, Northern Nigeria, Sudan, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Afghanistan et al won't hurt though to say the least.
2. How are blacks punished more for the same crime? They make up 14% of the prison population despite being 2.8% of the national population so they DO get stopped and searched more but that's to be expected.
>>72724303
you sound pretty unpleasant overall
you can't stay with me
508 fedora pictures
>>72724517
my ex is objectively better looking than she is
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4347820/Graham-Norton-makes-Cara-Delevinge-talk-plane-sex.html
lads
i don't care
why don't leftycucks browse /r/socialism instead of here?
>>72724726
>yanks
right fuck you all im off to bed. fuck off.
>one of the Westminster attack victims Aysha Frade used to teach at a sixth-form college I attended for a year
Fucking hell. I didn't know her but I must have seen her hundreds of times, and now she's been snuffed out for no reason by some brainless mong.
I used to go to school in Westminster and every morning I walked past the Parliament gates. I must have walked past the policeman who died hundreds of times as well. I used to use Westminster Bridge as a smoking spot occasionally, and my sister goes to same school right now and she and her friends have literally used the same spot. When I heard the news at 3pm on Wednesday I was literally shaking, thinking that she could be dead, until I got in contact
I fucking hate how these cunts have so much effect over our lives now. Everything is going to get so much worse
>>72724766
you don't need to ban them, they're already here, but ban them anyway? weird argument
and i was saying that disproportionate punishment isn't a way to deal with your hypothetical lad just being an aggressive nigger lol
>>72724797
/r/socialism has been comprimised
>>72724787
>no pic
i'm here for a horny pissing session
he posts on /pol/ and r/The_Donald
>>72724797
r/socialism and r/communism are just identity politics circlejerks
>>72724797
you're so boring, stupid and predictable lad
please fuck off to /cum/ or /pol/ or /literally anywhere else other than brit/
>>72724797
because you aren't there to give your passive aggressive angry yank meme replies, so what would the point be
>>72724832
but clinging to nonsense like that is all part of compromising the existing power structure
>>72724811
And what do you think we should do about it? In terms of immigrations and foreign policy and what not?
yea they hate but they broke tho
and when its time to pop they a no show
yea im pretty but im loco
the loud got me moving slowmo
interior cucksheds: giving cucking a chance
>>72724826
so why don't you take your cock in your hand and let's go
>>72724826
so why don't you take your cock in your hand and let's go
KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd_DfgwNbcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1MjWvrqKnw
Business plan
>>72724811
fuck off london pleb
>>72724898
*takes my cock in my hand and lets go*
>>72724733
>>72724800
juxtaposed to your unelected PM who recently passed the most unethical surveillance laws in history
>>72724825
forgive me if i'm hesitant to post pictures relating to myself in anyway on 4chan
>>72724812
Precisely.
If we're going to take in shitskins take them in from India, Latin America, Oceania, China (believe me they have a shitload) basically ANYWHERE but Muslim countries.
We could take in ONLY Chinese people and not once need to take in a single muslim migrant.
Their fertility rates are double that of whites. We're helping them increase their % in the UK to leftists' bizarre pleasure.
*eating another 300g (fuck anglo metrics b2w) raw grounded beef*
ahhhhhhh yes
marijuana is harmless
okay so why don't leftycucks browse /r/socialism instead of here?
>>72724925
and the based EU denouncing that as illegal
if only we'd stayed, then our govt might have to comply
>>72724617
the wall just got ten feet higher
haitiANO
What a very banal general.
>>72724927
Won't believe you until you post one
>>72724406
she believed the jealous feminists telling her she should cut her boobs off rather than the fans telling her to keep them, now she's washed up
>>72724861
Not really.
The bourgeoisie is the enemy, not whitey.
>>72724925
She was elected though, fatty
why do rorkes not just browse brit/pol/ instead of here?
>What a very banal general.
>>72724387 >>72724444
somebody tell the Nederjongen about this, he shall be interested.
>>72724878
>>72724889
>>72724922
*wees on self*
>>72724978
what the fuck is a rorke
>>72724944
most of the illegals aren't actually mexican, they just pass through there from further south
>>72724974
good image
>>72724990
no idea really like umm a stupid poor racist northerner who's a virgin i think
>>72724980
Very banal post if I do say so myself.
Im a british citizen, but mummy may's surveillance state and brexit are pushing me to apply for my Irish passport.
If she doesn't get freedom of movement with the continent I'm getting the mick passport...
>>72724902
>the irony
>>72724957
and then you'll think she wasn't my gf so you'll want a pic of us together then you won't think it's me so you'll want a pic of me with a timestamp
cba with all that
ariel winter is not exceptionally good looking in any way now that she's had breast reduction surgery
Know you'll smirk at this thought - I did.
I just realized that, based on the number of posters here, there's a good likelihood that there's someone with us who is less than 170cm tall. Think on that and smile. And there's nothing they can do to improve their situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctOfRy3qyE
>>72724978
Why do pakis not just browse ummah instead of here?
72725026
thanks god they have the right to vote
>>72724972
Ah yes outdated orthodox Marxists
Reactionary retard by your own definition but trying to remain fashionable. The majority of online Communists are hardly distinguishable from SJWs/feminists. Rope yourself.
>>72725036
why bully the short lads? seems a bit insecure of you m8
>â„–72724811
I’ve difficulty in believing that to actually be true.
>>72725029
Her silly comedy tits didn't make her exceptionally good looking before.
>ariel winter is not good looking
t. virgins
>>72725036
Yeah but only the underage 12 year olds and the one woman, surely?
>>72725036
5'8 here
reminder that centrist environmentalism is the way forward
feelin supersonic lads
>>72725083
she is "good looking" but not remotely good looking enough to justify the fawning she gets
also modern family is fucking shite
>>72725058
What? What's so unbelievable about it?
>>72725004
>helping a newcunt
lads
If a left wing white woman was being raped by a right wing black man
who would leftists support?
>>72725117
your dad is fucking shite everytime he gets into bed with your dad cunt
This is the difference between whites and asians
A white person will look at a little niglet and feel sorry for them, like a little woodland creature - they know it was not their choice to be born as an inferior human-parody.
Asians on the other hand go
"O HOHOHO YOU RETALDED! I KILL YOU NOW HOHOHO YOU WILL BE VERY USEFUR TO ME. MY CHEMICO WEAPON DID GOOOOD~ YOUR BLAIN DAMAGE SO GOOOOD! ^_^"
Have unironically lost 500 mmr
>>72725083
>why doesn't everyone like what i like reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>72724990
>>72725004
>>72725140
3 flags, 3 new friends
>>72725150
reddit spaced post for a reddit opinion
asians are right on eugenics and killing retards
gays shouldn't have the right to get married
>>72725161
a fucking leaf
>>72725144
The woman obviously you stupid cunt
Not everything revolves around race here unlike yankland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bnQrajRfTM
>>72725145
lmao /tv/ autist bursting a blood vessel because I "insulted" his "waifu"
>>72725192
alright
what if it was a right wing white woman getting raped by a left wing black man?
>asians are right on eugenics and killing retards
>>72725144
i'd probably just watch for a bit
t. centrist
>>72725200
let's hope
>>72725200
whoa what a qt
Is it too late for a cheeky brew lads?
>>72725199
I like hairy cunts, and I like pissing, but something about combining them together puts me off
/brit/ is the closest thing I have to friends
>>72725237
just watched this film last weekend
>>72725083
she is good looking but not exceptionally so
go to any big uni campus here and you'll see hundreds of girls better looking than she is
i don't have friends
>>72725029
Still don't believe you.
The more I listen to these zen stories the more I realise that Asians figured so much out so long ago while we are still struggling
>>72725011
FOY
>>72725266
>muh big tits
She's not particularly attractive at all except for having cowtitties that would plop to the ground once she took her top off.
the normies are still banging reeee
i am going for a piss and i hope they feel shame
have a few good friends, lots of half-friends and a gf
>>72725199
link thread
What the fuck was his problem?
DRUIMK A S F R N
>>72725306
schizophrenia or high functioning aspergers
>>72725258
tad envious
>>72725293
angry chestlet detected
I remember being 16 to and thinking big tits on a girl was all that mattered. Bless
>>72725329
Degenerate
[cries:]
ARTOIS,
AAARRTOOIIS!
Frank Ryan bought you whisky in a brothel in Madrid
And you decked some fucking Blackshirt who was cursing all the yids
my pecs are so hard they're dangerous
also a pissing fetish is disgusting
>>72725337
much better
>>72725339
then ya realized ass was king
cant stop fucking wanking
>>72725190
>spouts a newfriend meme
deontay wilder
*ko's polish prison cafeteria worker*
ayy yo hol up so u be sayin we wuz world heav'weight champion of da wurl
>>72725255
me too but i dont like you
val kilmer looks awful now
the ravages of time
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1490332601386.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1490340373382.webm
>the heavyweight champion of the world
CAN'T SEEM TO FACE UP TO THE FACTS
I'M TENSE AND NERVOUS AND I CAN'T RELAX
CAN'T SLEEP CAUSE MY BEDS ON FIRE
DON'T TOUCH ME i'M A REAL LIVE WIRE
PSYCHO KILLER
q'est que c'est