ITT: Things Mexicans never say.

I have money

I live in Mexico

Las quesadillas no llevan queso

>>72723056
>>72723071
>>72723185
We all have the same flag basically

Why does Mexico's have an ugly emblem in the middle

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I love you

I don't have family living in the USA

>>72723231
Kek.

>>72723231
why don't yuros put their coat of arms on all their flags

The land America took after the Mexican-American War belongs to America and we should not take it because we will just make it worse.

Red salsa is better than Green Salsa

>>72723898
This is the best answer so far.

"I'm Amerindian"

i dont have any kids

Theres nobody but me living in my apartment.

soy Americano

I love Spain and i want another conquista of Mexico.

Welp, just paid my taxes

We used our A team when we lost our last football match

I wont cross the border

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We are going to pay for a stupid wall!

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>>72722997
"Canadians are our friends"

>>72723898
/hilo

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>>72724238
I would be your friend, you fucking stupid leaf

>>72723185
Si llevan, chilango piel de cagada