I was just walking down the street and someone yelled "virgin"

>>72722452
he was a wizard

>>72722452
you had the virgin walk

>>72722494
Goddamnit

>>72722494
>is insecure about how he walks
At least now I know it's not only me who feels this way.

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>>72722452
VIRGIIIIIN!

>>72722452

They could see your hymen

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>>72722494
>mfw this matches me almost perfectly

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>Why yes, I am a virgin

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>>72722494
Godverdomme, thats me...

>>72722494
Not a virging but describes me almost perfectly. What the fuck have I done with my life?!

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>>72722494
>tfw this is accurate
>tfw it doesn't even hurt because it's good to know there are others out there like me

>>72722494
Slow people are fucking annoying though, you should breeze past them if you can. This one bitch an hour ago not only walked slow but stopped to check her shoe in front of the entrance to the store and blocked it.

Why are normies such scum?

>>72722494
Came here to post this

fucking virgin shits

>>72722494
literally me
HELP!

>>72722494
DELTE THIS NOW

>tfw I can't even stand properly and not look awkward

Give me tips bros. What do I do with my hands?

>>72722494
>hair overreacts to wind

how do normies manage their hair so it doesnt?

>>72724195
I'd also like to know this

>>72724195
gel?

>>72724195
Hair product and actually having a good hair cut

that hair product shit is poison though, do not use

>>72724255
>>72724306
Was hoping for a non-gel non-fag solution

>>72722494
>avoids eye contact and looks away immediately if accidental contact
>too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic
>struggles to find comfortable hand form
>walks too fast
>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
>stiff, straigt arms
>little arm movement

Literally moi

>>72722494
fuck

pls someone respond >>72724123

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>>72722494

LITERALLY me

>>72722494
Those slowwalkers should be executed tBh

>>72722494
FUCK

>>72724123
pockets.

>>72722494
>Not doing the opposite of these

Out of my way BETAS

>>72722494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5kHANQwZ_0
>1:07->
This is manual walking

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>>72722494

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>>72722494

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>>72725938

>>72725938
Maybe he has a big dong or his leg was injured. I can't imagine how you can walk like this unironically

>>72722494
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
I've been found out
I can never walk outside again

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>>72722494
How can it be so accurate!?

>>72726186
Someone's been watching you

>>72722494
>Is insecure about how he walks
Well I am now. Thanks asshole.

>>72724357
have a men haircut? longer hair is for traps and fags

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>>72722494
STOP

>>72728635
Aussies do it too? But I thought yall were normies