Brazil FTW

>>72722264
Can i bring gun though

>>72722488
No, we have a strict no-gun policy that ensures the safety of our people.

WTF I love Brazil now!

WTF i love Brazil now!

>>72722535
>ensures saftey

WTF i love Brazil now!

WTF i love Brazil now!

Fucking learn english, you dumb nigger.

>>72722758
fuck it, i only need portuguese for get a br gf :3

>>72723184
Just looking at your shitty grammar makes my skin crawl. Get out of my sight, fag.

>>72723261
calm down your tits kid.

>>72723261
kys

>>72723438
>>72723452
No u

>>72723261
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Oi Galera! I've been posting ridiculous motivational quotes on a friend's wall for days, but I am running out of quotes. He recently said I sounded like a favelado, so I am looking for the cringiest and ghetto motivational pictures you have.

I am searching for them piolin (piu piu) quotes you see posted by your aunts.

>>72724194
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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>>72725623

>>72725736
En portugues, meu amigo!

It is latinos like you who give our people a bad reputation worldwide.

>>72725623
Mata-te, coño

>>72725899
Don't get mad, friend! He's been teaching me portuguese and it's more of an internal joke now.

>>72722264
>2- People there is nice
lmao, this thread is full of rude brs...

>>72723261
RASTEJANDO EM MINHA PELE

>>72725918
No, really. Go back to facebook, I don't want you here.

>>72725962
Obrigado, don't be jealous some of us have actual friends to interact with.

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>>72725623
Not a motivational quote or anything but it's all I have.

>>72726100
That doesn't even make sense. Even if you lose your two towers, there's still a lot of room for outplay as long as your king is still safe. The tower is not even the most valuable piece there.

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>>72726035
i found this

>>72726217
Losing two towers is a big fucking deal, even losing a single pawn would be a problem if the opponent isn't a retard.

>>72726260
OBRIGADO! If you got more share them with me, capo!

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>>72726035

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>>72726293
>https://www.google.com.br/search?q=imagenes+de+amor&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwig_o7g2PDSAhWCDJAKHdnbC64Q_AUIBigB&biw=1857&bih=1014#tbm=isch&q=frases+de+animo+en+portugues&*

:3

>>72726293
Search for chaves sincero or chapolin sincero

i'm preeetty sure you're familiar with whom these are

>>72726386
some are a bit difficult to understand but thanks!

Won't I be murdered in a Favela?

>>72726725
Why would a tourist go to a favela?

>>72726725
From what I read, drug dealers control crime in Favela so no stealing, no raping, no hitting women.

>>72726877
Yeah, the favela monkeys commit their crimes in the big cities instead.

>>72726850
Isn't Brazil half rain forrest half favela?

>>72727142
If you live in a rich area it's more like half city and half beaches and lakes

>>72727237
So where do I visit? All I think about in Brazil is poverty and the Jesus statue.

I would like to see Brazil but I imagine Brazilians probably hate American tourists quite a lot.

>>72727357
see >>72727331
you wonder why

>>72727331
>So where do I visit?
You don't.

>>72727357
Only favelados hate gringos
So go to favela first thing on arrival

Oh my god they killed Lui
U bastards

http://m.agenciabrasil.ebc.com.br/internacional/noticia/2016-12/brasileiros-pedem-desculpas-italiano-morto-em-favela

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B R A Z I L
R <3
A
Z
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L

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>>72722535
adorei

>>72727719
Why do tourists always have the brilliant idea to go to a favela? There's not much to see there besides extreme poverty.

>>72727719
same favela, a few weeks ago
http://oglobo.globo.com/rio/turista-argentina-baleada-no-morro-dos-prazeres-em-santa-teresa-20989113

>>72727776
Because they think life is different (so people are) there and that's seems like an interesting experience.

>>72727776
well the argie couple clearly just took a wrong turn in their car. shit happens. but relying just on google maps is silly, too.

>>72727776
i think its like going to a zoo for them

>>72727893
also, whats up with brazilian threads recently? so many of them

>>72728050
Because we like
B R A Z I L
R <3
A
Z
I
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>>72723261
>get out of my sight, fag.

>>72722264
The only pretty girls are the white ones in the south
The rest look like monkeys

Most Brazilians speak shitty Portuguese and are illiterate.

>>72728603
>Most Brazilians speak shitty Portuguese and are illiterate.
Wrong

>>72728802
But he's right

>>72728823
No, he's not

>>72722535
underrated

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>>72722264
One odd thing about Brazil as you move up the economic ladder the people do not look at all Brazilian.

I was in NYC last week for a banking seminar and I met a group from SP; low and behold all of them were pure Germans from Rio Grande do Sul. It was the oddest thing to see as these guys were more German than the Germans from Germany.

In LA most all the Brazilians are the monkey Rio type, and I have never seen a white one, either in jiu jitsu or surfing.

They all looked like this guy Robert Scheidt.

>>72725623
https://www.google.com.br/search?q=recados+orkut&client=firefox-b&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjh7vXG-PDSAhVGC5AKHVArAVIQsAQIGw&biw=1920&bih=969

have fun