Ask a Russian anything

why are Slavs gay

Seriously why are we so gay

>>72721434
>muh heritage

>>72721434
You know what? My best fantasy is being blackmailed by a hot powerbottom muscle stud who uses his power and enforces me to fuck shit out of his hole and while I do this he calls me bitch and other bad words

>>72719774
Why all of you are thieves?

how do I chat up qt russian girls? everytime I try I really don't know what to say since I dont know much about russia ect

>>72721434
Get over it :^D

>>72721620
I'm not a thief

>>72719774
do you suck dicks?

>>72721625
start to chatting about emigration to USA

>>72719774
Are you poz?

>>72722207
Ty che pedik shto li

>>72722458
>poz
Wut

>>72722518
HIV positive

>>72722487
tak sosesh ili net?

>>72719774
Are meths of good quality in Russia?

>>72722623
excellent
welcome for meth

>>72719774
tfw you will never have that exact physique

;_;

>>72722826
Good. I'll try and fuck some twinky russian boipussies after.

>>72722575
Niet

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>>72719774

>>72722534
No

>>72722575
>>72723172
Ah nu cheeki breeki i v damke

>>72724970
shat da fuck up

Xuy sosesh?

>>72725298
chai p'yosh?

>>72719774
Why are all russiya posters are incredibly depressing

>>72719774
were you alive during the soviet era?is so what was life like?

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>>72719774
I-Is that you?

>>72719774
can you get me into your country.

I need to talk to an honest person who hasn't enough time to make up lies.

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>>72719774
Thought this was /fit/ for a second.

>>72719774
as an asian, how can i obtain a QT non-gold digger russian girl

Are
>>72719774
Are Russians Xenophobic?

Why do some russians cover their license plate
is that legal

katori chas

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Would you let us invade your country?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoENzQ-rOd0

>>72729023
Come to Checnya.

>>72730350
To avoid traffic cameras and parking inspection.

whats your favorite borscht reicpe and what is your favorite pirog filling to go with it?

>>72719774
>AMA
I found out that my great grandfather was born in Saratov, and he was a Volga German. Where can I find records of his birth in Russia?

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>>72719774
Is the average russian person as nice as the average russian poster?

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>>72731450
average russian person is nice but average russian poster is shitbrained ugly degenerate with epic butthurt. Your standards so low.

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>>72722082
Not even once.

>>72731693
Rutracker.org

Great resource for Russian stuff!

mirin desu, it's probably too late for me to ever achieve that sort of physique natty

>>72730336
Some are, some are not
But I think that there wouldn't be any problems with a Mexican

Guten morgen, fags, OP is back

>>72730336
Yes, I am xenophobic

>>72727300
Nah, you want to use me as a sex slave

>>72729023
Be an anime or grow muscle.
Or even better - become a drunkard, junkie or schizophrenic, Russian women are into guys like that

>>72727156
Thank God no

>>72719774
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти

>>72719774
How do I win the heart of a cute Russian girl?

>>72734284
With lots of money

>>72719774
fagot what's putin do?

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>>72719774

What does it say on her back?

>>72735957
Wtf I can't believe this is a real tattoo

>>72736357
I'd like to share your incredulity. Could you tell us what it says?

why does the russian dub of movies/tv shows sounds so awsome off?

>>72736523
It's some Russian prison tattoo

>Sorry, mom, it's fate
>At prison I won't be a spy cause I'm not Sovdepia slave

Sovdepia is an insulting slang synonym for USSR

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>>72726285
Because most of /int russians posters are liberals who hates their country and their lifes.
Plus living in Russia is kinda shit 2bh. We are poor af.

>>72736713
They try to make only one actor speeks for foreign actor in many movies, and the actors try to replicate original.

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>>72719774
Privet. Mojete skazait, Tovarishch, Where is most comfy and peaceful city/oblast to live in as a muslim?
I want to eat halal borsch and marry qt russian muslim gril (female).
Is Kazan and Chechnya good?

>>72737142
Kazan is better choice of these two. One of the best russian cities. Can't say much about Chechnya apart from it being the most turbulent region in the past.

>>72731526
He says that because up until recently most ru posters here were actually pretty chill, not inbreds from 2ch.

>>72737142
Dagestan or Chechnya. In all other places you'll be looked down on

>>72737269
Was there a mass exodus from 2ch recently? Did Makaka do something again?

>>72719774
Fucking attention whore, kill you're self

>>72737364
Kind of, I guess. There was that case a few months back when some shitty general thread about ruble on 2ch /po/ that lasted for years got purged, so they took refuge here and consequently dragged all of their political crap and butthurt here.
But seems like this /int/ is getting more well known over there in general. It's basically repeating the fate of Krautchan's one.

>>72731771
It's blocked in Russia, but we use it anyway

>>72737245
Thanks. I've read much about Kazan. It's said that it had undergone massive improvement. Looks more advanced than my capital, Jakarta. Has good university as well. Cпacибo

>>72737342
Is Dagestan still in conflict? I only want halal borsch, not tangled up in sunni-vs-salafi bullshit. I guess with such ethnic diversity i would still be welcomed more than anywhere else. Cпacибo

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>>72734266

>>72737746
Why would you want to live in Dagestan? It's the same shithole as Indonesia.

>>72737142
First of all

>russian muslim qt
>chechnya

They're not russians
and you'll end up a cripple if you try to pull some shit like that in chechnya, they're touchy about that stuff.

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>>72738348
Well he >>72737342 suggested so. I haven't read much about Dagestan anyway :P

>>72719774
Would you die for Putin's sake?

>>72738704
Hell no

>>72738796
What's the best city to live as a Christian?

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>>72739106
None of two. Orthodoxy is more close to Shite Islam.

>>72739314
Well what's the best place in Russia to live as an Orthodox Christian, then?

What do people in Russia generally think of people from my country? Genuinely curious, was thinking of visiting for an extended period of time. I always considered you guys bros.

>>72723177
>implying you don't want him to fuck your dick with his ass

>>72739763
Generally good because history and culture ties, orthodox brotherhood. And obviously we didn't fight plus Greece is the one of the countries that not hate us right not in that global politic wars which is really nice too.

>>72739870
What about Japan?

>>72739870
>orthodox brotherhood
Implying anyone cares on religion

>>72735957
Sorry, mom, that's fate

Won't take anything heavier then dick or glass, won't do hard works in prison for KPSS, i'm not a slave of Sovdep

>>72739988
we're mostly friendly to japan country. and on the east of the country there's lot of asian ethnicity

>>72738704
In fact many of us, especially younger generations are deeply ashamed of him and actions of the whole russian government at this moment

Wow, it's crazy rouble imbeciles raid again?

>>72739498
Moscow, richest city and developed

>>72746264
Welcome to 2ch)))