>tfw no moderate Muslim gf who wants to roleplay as a Muslim citizen of Jerusalem during the Crusades and wants me to roleplay as a Crusader who's raping her
>>72718120
Jamal Tyson the crusader, hum lacks immerson
>>72718120
Christians dont rape
>>72719568
Yea, but crusaders were catholic.
>>72719568
It's not rape if they are infidels.
>tfw no german girlfriend who will roleplay as a nazi and me as a jew
>>72718120
making the cyanide milkshake now bros
>tfw no german girlfriend who will roleplay as Dresden and me as a Lancaster
>>72719742
>clinging to past glories this badly
KEK
>>72718120
>tfw no extremist Muslim gf who wants to torture me and cut off my kafir penis and post it on liveleak
>>72719568
It's not rape if I force her to marry me first and I'm having sex with her for the purpose of impregnating her with a follower of Christ.
>tfw no bell'abissina girlfriend who will roleplay as a faccetta nera and me as a fascist.
>tfw no kurdish gf who wants to roleplay as a secular left wing kurd in northern syria and wants me to roleplay as an isis soldier who's raping her
>>72719786
>he doesn't want to roleplay his gf as the Bismarck and him as a torpedo dropped from an obsolete biplane
>>72719568
but nun's are okay to rape especially if they're in the other branch of faith like orthodox.
>>72719898
best post by far
>>72719568
haha
>>72718120
>tfw no muslim gf that wants to roleplay as a bosnian and wants me to roleplay as a serbian raping her