/vocaroo/ thread

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the thread is dead

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Terrible fucking thread. If there ever was a time when OP was a faggot, this is fucking it.

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Global problems in order of seriousness:
1 - Americans overbreeding
2 - Americans emigrating to Europe
3 - American culture percolating through Europe
4 - Americans breeding with Europeans
5 - The existence of Americans
900000000000001 - Global "warming"

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>>72711591
get out of my thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JWQPPPu4Hx

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>>72711740
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JWQPPPu4Hx
Very good post, bravo lad

>>72711624
Whered you get that hair pic?

>>72711740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dUU84KyjbV

>>72711591
Fuck off you tasteless swine I want to hear cute accents

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>>72711740
That was fantastic.

Hola, soy Jesucristo, el robot del futuro
Vengo del año 10.000 a sacaros de este apuro
La violencia no la admito, ni el sexo con condón
Si te veo practicando uso mi rayo de protón
Hago múltiples milagros para poder divertiros
Hago fiestas en mi cuarto a solas con monaguillos
Yo soy justo y comprensivo, y un robot de lo más tierno
Si cometes un pecado arderás en el infierno

Si quedas embarazada, más vale que lo tengas
Si practicas el aborto te parto las piernas
Más vale niño en tierra aunque no sea deseado
Que feto en la basura y una furcia en el pecado
Si tienes fé en mí te daré paz en tu vida
Si eres Judío o Musulmán te daré el S.I.D.A.

>>72711843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F3WhBbRGW9

>>72711624
opkankeren vvd'er

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sMLUFTbzZN

why you always make vocaro threads when it's night?

>>72712179
ree normie etc
>>72712194
because that's when sad cunts get drunk and sing karaoke with other sad cunts

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>>72711740
EXCELLENT post

ive been in these voc threads for so long i actually remember learning that song for one

>>72711800
i googled "classic fag hair" and that's what came up

>>72712221
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UXJeBsG1M2
r-rude.

>>72712359
harrastatko sinä anaalia?

>>72712431
Kaj si mi rekel, vrag ti mater jebi? Si se norih gljiva nahabal?

>>72712106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hOUPpaLFFf

>>72712525
cool. you know, my great-grandmother was slovenian. i wonder if we're related. have you ever wanted to have sex with your cousin?

>>72712586
I'm not a faggot, therefore, no.

>>72712615
post bum

>>72712647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FdwpQjoRAT

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Here we go.

>Selon le département de la Défense, moins d'un tiers des jeunes Américains sont aptes à s'engager dans l'armée. Les deux tiers restants ne rempliraient pas les conditions nécessaires ou rateraient les tests d'entrée s'ils les passaient.
>Parmi les 34 millions d'Américains et Américaines entre 17 et 24 ans, seuls 29% sont aptes, selon les estimations du Pentagone rapportées par The Wall Street Journal (WSJ). En cause? L'obésité, le manque de diplômes, des condamnations en justice, ou même les tatouages et "écarteurs" d'oreille.
>Seuls 1% des jeunes Américains "remplissent les critères et sont à la fois enclins" à s'engager dans l'armée, estime le major-général Allen W. Batschelet, en charge du recrutement de l'armée américaine.

>>72712359
I don't speak bosnian
can you translate?

Gimme dat Norwegian

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbPHraPO1h
dad walked in on my singing this

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>>72716416

>>72716416
im very happy now thanks to you

>>72716416
my mom used to sing this to me all the time when i was a kid :3

>>72711591
im in love

>>72716660
>>72714151

>>72716726
its a dude larping with exyu vocaroos

>>72716883
fuck, i got an erection from the thought there was a girl in the thread

>>72716883
thanks

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y8JLqV8KzL

>>72717211
this was weirdly satisfying to listen to

>>72717365
Want more read?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z5OkQUhK8d good friday to y'all

>>72717435
sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwjsosUhLuk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MKs4ZZLknL

i challenge anyone to rap faster than i did hehe

Hallo, Spongebozz... Kannst du bitte nochmal schnell rappen ?!
Yo der legendäre Super-Battlesajayin sie nennen mich den gelben Son Goku komm mit dem rosanen Vegeta
Lade meine Genkidama zerstör den Planeten nachdem ich dein Standartrap zerleg
Hol deine Kollegen lass dir helfen doch das ändert nichts daran das dich der Schwamm im Battle schlägt
Wie willst du gewinnen man du Lappen bist ja nicht mal eine Null auf meinem Kampfkraftmessgerät

>>72717211
pls be my bf

>>72717816
I can't rap but here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L4RN63Pvpn

>>72718059
10/10 hahah made me kek,
the part where you said "Wie willst du "
was spot on german, i believe south german
pronounce the "sh" instead of "s"
cheers

>>72718056
I don't think I can make good on such a promise but have this instead: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BneBoPFrXF
And now I will sleep. Good night
>>72718268
Cheers, man

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>>72711740
Cet accent de blédard putain
nice try tho

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPrp0Bav0m

dead af

>dead af
t. hasn't posted a vocaroo

>>72719938
Post spanish and read someone elses post

>>72720147
I've posted vocaroos lots of times m8

t. Basquelad

>>72719806
Forgot to paste. I wanna hear different accents read this

"
You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.

The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! He said if you kill your enemies they win, because if you have to resort to killing, that means you couldn't hold your own in a ration debate. Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.

End Canada hate now or we WILL leave."

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sing this https://youtu.be/ZQoJvI8XUa0
DON'T look up the transliteration

give me something to say cunts

>>72720411
God I want to suck your dick so bad. I want to lovingly wrap my English lips all around your massive schlong. I can feel it pulsating in my mouth and it's making my boipucci SOAKING WET. *moan of pleasure* Oh yes baby, I am LOVING IT

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>>72720466
>English

>>72720466
sound pretty gay

>>72720498
are you northern irish?

>>72720498
>Scotland
>NO

>>72720532
yes

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>>72720564

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>>72720548
>Scotland

>>72720606
>wales

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>>72720600
wow rude

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>>72720641
>wales

>>72720710
are you cornish too? hello brother!

>>72720303
Used my best accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hxWM1dpWDi

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>Be Welsh
>Decide to take a visit to the capita
>It's well known that Welsh law states that provisions must be made to accommodate for Welsh speakers
>Walk into the nearest Lloyds in order to get myself a brand new waterproof winston
>As soon as I step into the building, an alarm starts sounding
>Attention! British Aboriginal Detected!!!
>Everybody around me jumps away from me in shock and huddles in the farthest corner
>I stride up proudly to the booth, welsh cake in hand
>The cashier, sweaty and trembling opens her mouth to greet me
>"H-How can I h-h-help you today s-sir?"
>The terrified whimpering of fearful children resounds throughout the bank
>I open my mouth to speak
>Tears begin to fill the cashier's eyes
>Every english speaker knows what's about to happen
>A single word escapes my lips
>"Helô"
>The level of cultural pride in the building is too much to be contained, a massive mudslide from a nearby valley mine covers the entire city and kills every child in a 10 mile radius

ah yes, Cymru y cedyrn

>>72720801
very nice

>>72711346
Will anyone dare to sing it?

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt,
wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
über alles in der Welt!

>>72720564
Can you speak Irish? :3

>>72721162
i cant speak german at all but i gave it my best shot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YRpvvoBWpo

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>>72721425
ooh aah

>>72721162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SALzwD4YVF

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I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married my mom, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and big titties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praised baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO RUN BUT YOU FELL FAST

Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.

Hide the verse in the past, but now I've got flows.
I used to curse in the tracks but I forgot those.
And that's is my version of events that is told
and so it begins I commence with the golden flows,

>>72717458
topkek ano can't believe i missed this earlier

>>72712179
*snort*

>>72720303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IzTnpTI3EM mm dis high quality audio mmmmmmmm mmm mmmm (sorry if yall hate childish voices but it always like this on records sorry) (sorry) (also i will be very thankful if you rate my pronunciation even though the record is total shite)
>>72720801
so authentic! :D love it

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>>72720303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nDAiilD9mT

>>72725162
Qt where do you live?

>>72725162
g r i l l
r
i
l
l

>>72723849
I thought he said "baked taties", not big titties.

>>72726824
thanks, it was really hard for me to decipher his NI accent desu. i'll update my copypasta

>>72726824
there's still a few lines I can't figure out.

>>72727912
>>72727929
>>72727936

>>72712107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HIgqe4TOnW

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dvOKzQhVXY

Long time no see, thread. What up

>>72717211
My sides

>>72720801
>I will never be Polish
Is it time to end it?

Britfags please reply.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZW5kbah7OZ

>>72721636
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YRpvvoBWpo
how far from the mic were you anon.

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Who will sing it. Leafs need not apply, you are too close.

Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's lasted gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O 'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
And the rockets` red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

>>72725162
I'm african american and your accent is very good.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iRd6qxKn5q
rate

>>72734046
11/10

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14MASIecstw
fucking leafs

>>72721425
Lmao

>>72725959
dont want to be specific in cause of anonymity (is this a word?) but somewhere in the central part of russia >>72731323
thank you hehe

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V2FjEscnFt

inshallah brothers

>>72729556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKBMT69M3O

>>72734643
That cute little accent.

Keep em coming

>>72736862
That is queens new ceremonial entrance right?

>>72729764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ii9qQTbWhx

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Bump.

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>>72748179

This thread is fucking dead.

>>72749227
So sad.

>>72749640
Many such cases.

Neighbours are probably wondering what's going on here http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jb204E0TNZ

>>72750213
I like it.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BEJNt8Mgfj