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/brit/ high value asset edition
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you snooze you loze
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!?!?!
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>>72700019
AMAZING THREAD
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>>72700019
NEED an uneducated black gf to bruise and batter my bollocks
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>need to cook food before work later
>female is in the communal kitchen cooking
>time is ticking away
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>>72700019
english is probably her second language
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Maisie

>>72702900
Nobody is there
WE WUZ ORIGINAL FRED N SHIIEEET fuck off northerner. I told you I'm not having your thread be used.

>>72702907
Get a pasta pot from tesco on the way in
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best op this desu the other one can fuck off
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>But all of the local authorities with the highest proportion of deprived neighbourhoods are in the north - Middlesbrough, Knowsley, Hull, Liverpool and Manchester.
wew
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stop making new threads aaaaaaaaahhh fuck offf
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>>72703027
No
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>>72703027
How is that aide of the toilet paper the bit with shit on
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>>72703111
cheeks are holding the poo while the paper runs under it
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>>72703134
Fuck off go spam the autismos thread
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>>72703154
But the poo would go on the toilet paper side facing his back (also dragging shit up his back) not facing Allah.
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>7 threads on catalog
such a beautiful day
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Bellend smells fishy
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>>72703352
Get a babywipe out m80
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>>72703410
>having babywipes
I'm not a woman
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bellend smells of skips lads
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>>72703518
If you dont use babywipes to wipe your arse youre an absolute degenerate.

>>72703519
Give us a whiff
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>>72703297
the paper is between the bumhole and poo. The poo is being held in place by the cheeks
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>>72703554
bit gay, that
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>>72703593
Mate, hes asking how the poo can be on the opposition side of the tissue as the arse Jesus Christ.

>>72703603
Nah gwan, fucking love skips me but tesco by me dont sell em anymore
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driving myself mad by looking at all the stuff i want to do but cant lads
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>thought the moonpig cutoff was 7pm
>it's 4pm in busy periods
Fucks sake
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>>72705318
I like IPA but there are far too many meme beers that are just far too bitter to balance well.

I like bitter flavours but it still needs to taste good and not be overpowering.
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>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019

NEW THREAD
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>>72705374
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REAL 'doras don't drink shite like hobgoblin desu
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Double decker bars are a miracle of the universe.
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aroused my amygdala
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someone needs to bump off the algerian
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Mates want me to go out but I just wanna go to sleep instead

What do
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This chase team is dire. Hope they get pumped.
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>>72705430
>molymeme supports cucking
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/lit/ is such a boring fucking board

They should rename it Philosophy and create a new board called Fiction
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>>72705430
Is this real lmao
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>>72705480
>reading fiction
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>>72704008

She still ain't home but Taskmaster is over. Anyways

Anyone got a Dominos discount code
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Drinking a Heineken.

It's awful, no idea why I bought this shite. Would have been better off with some Yank beer.
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Just bought a ticket for the maiden voyage on the Titanic, really looking forward to going, even if its only in third class cabin.
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>>72705430
Thinking about it.

None the wiser.
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*transcends the vaginal jew*
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>>72705507
>Would have been better off with some Yank beer.

Heineken is shite but don't say things you can't take back.
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ordered something from the netherlands 15 days ago and it's still not arrived
reeeeee
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>>72705449
Go out mate you'll either enjoy it after 3 pinta and have a great night or just say night and thanks for the bants.
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>>72705480
You should try reddit or /v/ if you want to discuss the latest genre fiction desu.
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setting sail
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>>72705480
True, like 50% of the threads are about philosophy, and 40% are about DFW.
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>that Kr**t fired a meme from /lit/ at me in response to my english question t'other morn.
>>>/lit/9284375
>>72705086
I'm getting a very /brit/annic vibe from its catalog.
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Is there anything more autistic than being a "red-pilled" anti-feminist?
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>>72705513
how much? sitting in a cabin while wasted in the middle of a huge storm seems p. comfy to me for some odd reason
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>>72705529
Schopenhauer was a dumb proddy
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Brother just gave me tickets to see Russell Howard perform
what the fuck
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West German synthpop. That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF3Ur96LpKI
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>>72705567
being a cuck who supports empowering women at your own expense
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Just bought Uzumaki hardbook and I hate anime/manga. I am becoming the weeb
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the lads are considering phoning the police because i haven't opened the group chat all day
been reading all the messages through the notification bar
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>>72705532
Was it shipped by sea?

Because since Brexit, our privateers have been intercepting all trade between the continental powers and the New World.
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>>72705567
I don't hate women but I'm not a feminist
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>>72705585
egoists belong on the cross
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>>72705591
russell howard is the greatest comedian of our time
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>>72705591
Younger or older? In any case you better say thank you and give him a hug and go and have a good time with him.
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>>72705591
Bang 'em on eBay. One man's trash is another man's treasure.
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What's the detroit of britain?
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Why does the grease in the Simpsons episode of Lard of the Dance look so delicious?
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>>72705606
You ain't got any lads m80 you can't read the whole message when theres more than one message unless you all just say one word jobbo
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lads post girls you want to hold hands with
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>>72702889
Would you seriously allow a girl to go savage on your bollocks?
That's hot.
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guess where I went today
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i've fell in love with a boy from /brit/
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>>72705594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWSkwvvfmco
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At 24 I earn £3,500 more p/a than the average adult in the UK, and yet I live in a tiny shared flat in an old ugly apartment block.
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>>72705535
>just say night and thanks for the bants

I do this virtually every night out. Being tucked up in bed just after 00:00 after getting the last train home and knowing that tomorrow won't be a complete write-off is always great.

Any time I stay out later when I get in at like 3 or 4 in the morning I just wish I had left much earlier.
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>>72705535
Nah I'll just end up shattered barely able to walk with a look like I'm on benzodiazepines on my face because I'm so fucking tired
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>>72705689
statistically
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>>72705627
Older. I'm going to go, but only because it's a nice gesture and I don't want to explain that I think he's an unfunny twat
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Anyone want Sean Lock tickets for May in LONDON
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>>72705648
Nottingham?
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>>72705648
everything north of London
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>>72705531
Genuinely would have enjoyed Coors light more than this rubbish.

I'm starting to think that making larger like weak lemonade isn't the worst idea they've ever had.
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>>72705654
>you can't read the whole message
i know but can still see the first few words
the lads usually type in separate messages not paragraphs
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>>72705672
Is it me? x
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>>72705602
Sorry mate you're becoming a normie teenager..
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>yanks? no thanks!
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>>72705672
Bit gay.
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>>72705616
Jack Dee >>>> potent gap >>>> Russell Howard
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jack+dee+apollo&spfreload=1
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>>72705722
This
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>>72705708
Good. Brothers are the most important thing in the world.
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>>72705621
>ah yes more touristic run of the mill observations and backpacker stereotypes from someone who apparently only went to red light areas and tourist beaches
>ah yes every single individual girl of thai nationality thinks transexuals are attractive. They all think the same. It's just true.
>ah yes there are no ivy league educated 24 years old with banging bodies and traditional families who came back to hold important jobs and make more money than you will ever make
>hurr durr travel tips from /r/letourisme
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>>72705722
This
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>>72705720
>>72705722
Newcastle

What's the baltimore of britain?
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>>72705700
Dont ask me the fucking question then dickhead
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>>72705736
I like skittles.

Pretty sure you can get them everywhere though desu.
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>>72705678
nice tummy
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>>72705744
what, you don't find UKIP BLOODY RACIST NIGEL FARAGE funny?
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>>72705671
Paris?
>>72705736
DIRE chocolate choices
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>>72705736
Want to try some of those weird M&Ms desu
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>>72705779
I didn't
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just dropped 200mg of MDMA
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>>72705736
need some mike and ikes zours
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What happened to the band 'bloc party'? Banquet was a good song desu. They had a killer drummer.
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https://youtu.be/wvJiSZuMnwg?t=39s
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just dropped 400mg of weed into the rolling machine
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>>72705816
better pick it up
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>>72705803
all M&Ms taste vile
pic related along with coffee crisp are the patrician chocolates (not including fancy ones)
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>>72705765
Birmingham.

It's the Baltimore because it has more balti. Geddit???
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>khalid masood

hmmm ah yes

a briton through and through
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>>72705678
v. good post
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>>72705798
and fucking expensive to boot
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Why do they look green on The Simpsons?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12598249
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Am I the only one who doesn't find a single stand up comedian funny in the slightest?
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>>72705829
they have a completely different lineup except the singer who looks a lot more hench now
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>>72705849
Wrong. Glasgow
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Just transferred my life savings from a savings account to a help-to-buy ISA. The fact that this is an interesting activity for me almost certainly means that my life is terrible.
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are irish considered anglos
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>>72705885
do you know bill hicks?
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Instead of saying "no thanks", can we change it to "no yanks"?
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my gf next to the coloured lad
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Business idea: instead of hatposting people, we just say "Hello virgin."
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>>72705892
Met him once, seemed a bit mental.

Like Tim mental you know.
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>>72700019
>may God blast you
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>>72705648
Levenmouth, Fife or 'boro, Teesside
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>>72705480
hello brainlet
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>>72705898
Please show your working out.
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>>72705892
Haha WTF
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>Business idea: instead of hatposting people, we just say "Hello virgin."
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>>72705924
a young stacey solomon
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I'm onto you.
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>>72705949
wew, are you sure that isn't his dad
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how to do it:

be brave (confident. be brave in the face of your fears)

be smart (think)

These two things are all you need, I know you'll do great.
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can men wear hats with dignity after the 1950s??
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https://vimeo.com/34165596

ah yes iran
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*has a business idea*
*names it action posting*
*suggests we all post in this style from now on in /brit/*
*looks around for agreement*
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going to buy a seat leon, my first deano-esque car.
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Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.
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>>72705987
Link? I remember this
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stats:
hair - needs a cut
facial hear - needs a shave
skin - spotty
musculature - suboptimal
fat - bit too much
gf - nonexistent
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>>72705987
*blocks your path*
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Harry Potter has no depth or substance, how it got so fucking popular is beyond me.
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bought my mum a mother's day card yesterday but just properly read it there and it's specifically one you're supposed to send if you can't be there on the day

what the fuck man like why would you even sell one like that
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>>72706021
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Ah yes, Red Nose Day - loads of unfunny, talentless comedians collaborating with uncharismatic, talentless musicians and actors who are simply using charity to plug their new releases and beg the British public to support African warlords.
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]>musculature
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>>72706020
literally the first time I have heard of this name although I've seen the badge loads of times
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>>72706027
it's that video where the prefect goes mental

https://www.fb.com/DifficultyII/videos/1886769724946000/
(though I HIGHLY suspect that an admin at difficulty II is a /brit/ poster)
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>>72706027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

>tfw was a prefect at a all boy's grammar school

made me the man I am today
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Gonna go sleep lads
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posting
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>>72706020
It's not too majorly Deano. A Seat Ibiza is the prime Deanobait on offer from Seat.

t. expert Deanolologist
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>>72705949
I don't remember a chick being in B.C.'s line-up.
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>>72706038
Clever marketing and I think there was a gap in the market for cheap-pop children's literature that HP filled.
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>>72706028
>hair - looks ok
>facial hear - clean shaven
>skin - mix of scars and spots on my cheeks
>musculature - lacking
>fat - not much, BMI is 22
>gf - nonexistent
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>>72705736
Didn't know there were so many flavours of Snickers.

Murkin chocolate is pretty mediocre though.

My favourite candy is Eat-More bars, which are only in Canada as far as I know.
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>>72706038
>implying depth or substance sells
Where have you been the last 40 years?
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need a yank GF

need one NOW
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>>72706101
like i said, its a completely different lineup
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>>72706081
>it has the virgin walk picture that got updated yesterday
hmmm
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>>72706038
>has no depth or substance
because of that, you dunce
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made tea for bloc party in a studio i used to work at. can't remember how they took it.
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thought: brit nigs are better than yank nigs

discuss
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>>72706101
*B.P.*
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>>72706152
brit accent on a nig is unnatural
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was a prefect for a sum total of 1 week before the stripped me of my special tie hahahaha
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>>72706028
>stats:
>hair - nhad a fresh cut on tueadat
>facial hear - stubble on purpose
>skin - bit dry bit spotty - try to moisturize but shit diet
>musculature - suboptimal
>fat - bit of tub
>gf - nearly 6 years, gonna propose soon sweaty palms AF
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His Dark Materials > Harry Potter
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>>72706038
It's for kids
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don't think my school had prefects

we didn't have blazers either
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>>72706156
>le xD post a single picture that describes your country
>omg Britain is so quirky but this is SOOOO US xx

sick of this picture being used in those types of threads
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>>72706163
but being a fat yank shit is not
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>>72706152
Obviously true. They have the better indians though.
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>>72706152
Yes, but they still have a massive chip on their shoulder and desperately try to hijack African-American issues thinking they apply to themselves.
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Wrote a post but don't think it'll see publication
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>>72706196
Ah yes the ol' comprehensive. Very impressive.
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DMY
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hair - thick, stylish, dark
facial hear - clean shaven
skin - smooth and vibrant
musculature - generously proportioned, swoon-worthy
fat - under 10% bodyfat
gf - nonexistent
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put away your taser and gun
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>>72706057
Didn't realise it was red nose day desu
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>>72706210
perfection of the human body of course
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>>72706163
Its sexy
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>he went to a public school

peasants, the lot of you.
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>>72706209
hmmmm yes

*puts hand down pants*

an aussies replied to my post in a rude manner

hmmm yyeeeessss

*tugs myself off*
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>>72706242
Hello nigger
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>>72705671
you the lad who insists he isn't an urban environment cuck because blackpool isn't significant enough to be considered a city?
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Anyone want a red nose? *raises fists*
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>>72706223
I went to a comprehensive and we had blazers and prefects
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>>72706256
it's funny because means a different thing in the UK
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>>72706256
public school is where the tarquins go to bum each other though
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hair - starting to recede but hide it with a fringe
facial hair - big red beard
skin - clean
musculature - the "i've lifted for two months" build
fat - bit of a beer belly
gf - seven years strong
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>>72706286
how does public mean anything other than publicly funded?

(unless you're talking about a company being listed publicly)
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>>72706120
NEED an American Latina gf
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stellar development
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>>72706238
BBC having been shilling it for a fortnight now. Don't you watch the Beeb, laddie?
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we had blazers but not prefects
girls wore skirts and some of them wore tights too, phwoar
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is notorious BIG lad still around?
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Gimmick idea: only spell the first half of long words correctly
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>>72706277
Why, you on your monthly?
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why does beer taste so fucking shit
i swear ive been drinking kronenbourg for a few months now it's still fucking shit fuck off
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“Master Potter, allow me to introduce to thee The Dank Lord Voldemort.”
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>>72706181
fuck off norman
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>>72706322
established by the (rich) public as opposed to the state
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>>72706256
Public school is private school here lmao
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>>72706322
Because they are publicly owned
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>>72706322
well you see, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_school_(United_Kingdom)
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Closing The Window And Curtains And Putting The Light On: A Deliberation

Pros:
Privacy
Warmth

Cons:
Less Fresh Air
Replaces Natural Light For Artificial Light

This concludes the Pros and Cons section of my deliberation. Next: Introspection and Analysis.
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>>72706343
what counts as a long word though
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>>72706322
state vs public owned
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>>72706375
>>72706372
>>72706366

>A public school in England and Wales is an older, student selective and expensive fee-paying independent secondary school which caters primarily for children aged between 11 or 13 and 18. The term "public" should not be misunderstood to mean that these are public sector schools: they are in fact private sector.

why not call it a private school like everywhere else?
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>It's a normie pretends to be a faux geek episode
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>>72706357
probably because you only drink shit beer m8
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>>72706322
Funded by the public, from the Latin 'publicus', meaning 'of the people'.

As opposed to state schools which are funded by the government (the state).
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>new block of flats built down the road from me
>literally see a nigger with 6 children and 3 other bopping niggers dressed head to toe in nike apparel get off the train

for fuck sake
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>>72706321
>facial hair - big red beard
ahaha gingerrrrrr
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>>72706418
Because they are publicly owned
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>>72706330
>watching TV
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>>72706347
Not for almost a week
Ill ggive yas a black eye to go with it for that

>>72706343
That's entirely at your discrefchuibon
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>>72706440
oh shut the fuck up. edgy cunt
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>>72706418
you aussies don't even speak english do you
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>>72706421
>Star Trek

"lol i'm such a nerd" types have never liked Star Trek. Is it nu-trek they are interested in?
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>>72706273
if I am, I didn't know it
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>>72706440
BIX NOOD MUHFUGA

GET ENRICHED, GOY
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Is this "budget gaming"? I am a so-called "budget gamer", after all.

https://uk.pcpartpicker.com/list/QCHvhq
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>>72706455
What's wrong with the ol' Jewbox, m80?
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>>72706418
Because fuck you we're special
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>>72706454
They're not though, they're owned by the fucking school board you mong. Just because i pay for my phone plan doesn't mean i own a piece of Telstra.
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tfw autism
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>>72706459
Yeah I remember reading that Peter Sutcliffe had the exact same system.
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>>72706418
private and public means the same thing when it comes to schools in the UK
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>>72706475
Have you never seen big bang theory?
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>>72706475
Yes because it has explosions and people punching each other while riding motorcycles to Beastie Boys songs.
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>>72706467
>edgy cunt

the only edgy cunts here are the left wing spergs living in their secluded white neighbourhoods who don't see anything wrong with a literal pack of golliwogs led by a single mother with no dad in sight. They are fucking vermin, and so are you. Get cancer
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>>72706501
hahahahaha haitiANO
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>>72706486
why such an expensive case
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>>72706489
Misinformation
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>>72706475

Probably just Abram-Trek and knowing KHAAAAN is something from The Big Bang Theory
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>>72706322
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There is a distinct pain unease I feel when reading articles like these. A sort of pain in the stomach. It should have a name. I like to hold for as much as I can and then close the article. It's kind og like holding a shit to better enjoy the release. Soletimes I also do it by conversing with this sort of 'women' in real life.
https://thebillfold.com/my-feminist-dream-or-how-my-dad-paid-off-my-student-loan-629b051f180#.oyrdn852f
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Trying to catch up to some peng

I'm getting closer
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A pubby schoo' in Eng and Wal's is an olda, stud-select and expensy fee-payin indepnendent seccy-schoo' which cat's primly fo chi'dden aged tween 11 oh 13 an 18. Tha turm 'pubby' shdt b misunder'z 2 mean dat dese ar pubby sec schoo's - they are in fat privvy secta

Awful gimmick, regretting pressing post atm
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>>72706467
Hello nigger
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>>72706475
Voyager.
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>>72706425
i anticipated this reply
go on then name a good beer ill unironically go buy it in a bit
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>>72706486
why is the case so expensive
you mong
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>>72706492
>They're not though

They are though you fucking Abo nigger waste of jizz and egg.
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>>72706256
Ermm public schools are the elite private schools mate

Made yourself look stupid there
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>>72706486
>Pentium
What are you doing you utter freak retard

Also you can get a 500GB SSD at the same price
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>>72706528
lol
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>>72706554
Domestos
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>>72706467
go hang from a tree you rubbery lipped porch monkey
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>>72706544
nonce TWAT
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>>72706486
1/6th of your budget is just the case, buy one off ebay.
Also save another £25 by getting a 450w powersupply because your CPU (and probably graphics card) barely use anything.
Also scrap the high-end SSD for a cheaper one.
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Replied to myself accidentally lol
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FUCKING PENTIUM
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>i anticipated this reply
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I'M FROM SCOTLAND, WHERE DO YOU HAIL FROM?
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>>72706486
I was just sick a little bit in my own mouth.
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>>72706588
FUCK OFF
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>>72706486
I wish I could get into PC gaming

but it's too daunting, too expensive and I'd be afraid of getting bored and having wasted my money
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>>72706591
Ugly bum
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>>72706641
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING YANK CUNT
>>
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/844832869050564609

why is he so right lads?
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drunk again lads

why has my life ended up like this

5 years ago I wouldn't have thought it would be like this
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There's Sudanese niggers having some kind of culture fair on campus.
Some are wearing Muslim clothes
afraid they might attack tbqh
high likelihood this is my final post
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Turning off my WhatsApp last seen and ignoring the group chat lads
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>>72706634
whats daunting
>>
>>72706621
Where's fat lass?
>>
>>72706666
Checked
>>
GO GO GO ALL FOUR OF YOU GO
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>>72706553
Voyager was too slow and boring for normies
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>>72706619
This reaction picture is extremely Reddit
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>>72706646
Nigel is a pompous twot
>>
Will go have a wank at /gif/ tbqh It's been a while and then hit the proverbial sack. Good night/day lads.
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>>72706607
>so save another £25 by getting a 450w powersupply

i've never understood why some runts spend so much on buying fucking 900w power supplys when the hardware in their machine never exceeds 400w of usage.
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Thoughts on this train?
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>look at me hahah im soo drunk
alri
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>>72706646
He is referring to the Jewish woman Barbara Roche
>>
You actually might as well buy an expensive case.

You're not going to need to replace it when you upgrade, might as well get something solid that will last a long while.
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>>72706673
having to buy the right stuff to last me a while, building it, keeping it running, messing around with game settings etc
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>>72706684
that's intelligent isn't it?
>>
Really informative vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA
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>We already have a problem with home grown terrorism. Why on earth would you add to it by bringing people in?

How much of a paki bastard do you have to be to disagree with this?
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>>72706646
He's stating the obvious, but he has the balls to say it, which few in politics/media are prepared to do.
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>>72706704
Bit too snazzy for me.
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>>72706701
after riding your high horse you stoop so low as to masturbate.
I guess it makes sense.
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I call this one the Prefect

*moves like it's world war III*
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Lumpenprole = Nu-Trek
Contrarians = VOY
Plebs = TNG
Patricians = DS9/TOS
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>>72706723
?
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>>72706692
>reaction images from 4chan are from reddit
How would you know?
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>>72706759
do NOT reply to it
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>>72706767
Watch the vid 'sheed
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>>72706713
(((Roche)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fMpxkHJRtk
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>>72706765
>gif
fuck off
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>>72706726
>>
I am 20 years old and these men have been leading their countries for my entire life.

Incredible.
>>
I have 20 minutes to:
A) study
B) hang out on /brit/ (where I'm hardly welcome)
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>>72706704
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>>72706646
I'm probably not gonna live for the next 100 years. 50 is pushing it, unless medical science pulls it's finger out and makes something more useful than fucking shampoo with ceramide R or whatever they always seem so proud about on telly.
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My fellow Americans
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>>72706703
You needed them at one point. Everything is all about efficiency now though.
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>>72706726
Not really surprising when lefties have the mental faculties of 12 year olds that actual 12 year olds are also attracted to left wing causes
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>>72706817
Hmmm yes the third world
*closes the borders*
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Why do /pol/ people come to /int/ even though they're so against immigration?

1) It is inherent to any board to protect itself from shitposters
2) These savages are culturally centuries BEHIND our memes, with their memes and beliefs aimed literally at our destruction
3) They make up about 3/4 of all bans (if not more)
4) They tend to create their own threads instead of assimilating into a host general
5) They post probably x5 faster than an average white EU /int/ user, it will take just 2-3 years to completely dominate /int/
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:/
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SPARE
A
FUNNY

>>72706829
ur welcome :3
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>>72706834
ahh yes the famous white outline man
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>>72706765
I like DS9, but it's barely Star Trek desu.
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>>72706850
Not a single word
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>>72706850
/int/ is xenophobic as hell
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>>72706829
>20 minutes of studying
Won't have much impact tbqh pal
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>>72706731
Our 'home grown terrorism' is the natural response to our countries bombing their homes. Would you be happy if your friends, family and neighbours were killed by bombs? No. The fact they've took it as well has they have is honestly just testament to the fact that they're actually much better people than us, they've just been pushed to the extreme.

The fact there's so many rorkes in this country making sure they don't integrate into normal British life also I'm sure doesn't help. If racist cunts like you would shut the fuck up, maybe this latest attack wouldn't have happened.
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>>72706850
>why do people on 4chan use more than one board? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
wish I had a funny meme to post in the group chat :/
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>>72706850
>/int/
>memes

how fucking cringeworthy
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>>72706797
Fucking hell she's still going at it
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>>72706877
>>72706877
>>72706877

literally all in here
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>>72706817
didn't realise Khamenei has been around that long
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>>72706850
retard
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>>72706882
>Our 'home grown terrorism' is the natural response to our countries bombing their homes
Ah yes, the ignorant lefty excuse.
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>>72706882
bait
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>>72706850
pretty good post actually
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>>72706726
>welfare makes people lazy
>that's why we need communism
hehe
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