/brit/

/esp/

Jew here. AMA

>>72692396
>>72692396
>>72692396
this is the one and only legitimate thread with the most posters
>>72692396
>>72692396
>>72692396

LETS DO THIS ONE

>>72700076
'tism

This is the only thread /brighton/ represent not the nigger thread

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Wouldn't mind having a pet snake

good thread

>>72699946
tumblr: The football club

>>72700149
are you even trying to make sense or are you just a fat slob retard mess
methinks the latter

>>72700132
my friend had a pet snake and his dog ate it

>Thread wars

Blame the autist OP of the notorious BIG thread

>b-but brighton is gay
the northerner said to his speech-to-text (as he cannot read or write) pay as you go smartphone which he shares with his family of 15

>>72700132
Theyre pretty boring, dont do much - quite inactive most of the time

Best podcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLl-sdgZ_z4

think we should just use the biggie smalls thread after we've finished with this one, he can afford to wait another half hour given that he's already waited 4 hours

>Kermtoad hates CHiPs and Entourage because they offend his p.c. sensibilities.

[writes down those titles into the "must watch" films'list]

>>72700234
tharr be pewdiepies

>>72700185
what is the percentage here?

>>72700278
would love to see him go through the entire day without it being used desu

So who here /moving to brighton/

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umming and ahhing about this

>>72700289
% of girls that liked each body type

EGGS

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>>72700183
STOP niggerposting

>>72700269
Thanks for the (You) I'm not OP I just hate you

>molymeme did a review about beauty and the beast
>within 10 minutes he's comparing male and female iq stats
fucking creasing

>>72700325
thinking

>>72700352
hate him as well. laughing seeing him fail and sperg out

bored

>>72692396
>>72692396
>>72692396
>>72692396
OI YOU FUCKING MONGS
WE'RE ALL IN HERE WHAT ARE YOU GOING
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNY HELP

>>72700396

Lad we don't need another /Brit/ish civil war hahahaha

>Almost one in every 100 people aged 15 to 59 in Brighton and Hove is HIV positive, new figures suggest.

Hmmm

>>72700396
Nobody is in there fuck off with your notorious N.I.G. post. What's Brit about that dickhead. Also cara

>>72700396
enough of this

>>72700396
>waaaah waaaah please use my thread pleaaaase talk to me
have a word with yourself

>>72700396
there are literally more pots in here

>janny deletes a thread if its made 10 seconds early
>won't delete this mong's thread

ahh, impressive

>>72700132
They're so cute!

Moar

>>72700434
more unique IPs in the other thread

>A gay campaigner who is HIV positive has denied having unsafe sex with unsuspecting strangers.

>Danny Dwyer is Brighton Pride’s first ever ambassador and has been chosen to march at the front of this year’s parade.

>He founded the Bear Patrol, the city’s largest LGBT social networking group, and is a major fundraiser for Sussex Beacon, an HIV and AIDS charity that promotes safe sex.

>However, he has been advertising himself for casual encounters with gay strangers on a website where “no condoms are allowed”.

Hmmmmm

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>>72700447
not snakes but still cute
>Tarantulas own pets. They take frogs, and bring them back to their hovels to keep as pets. They take their legs, gently stroke the frog's back, and pat the frog on its head, and lightly scratch behind the earholes. The frog will eat harmfull insects for the Tarantula

>>72700234
>he cannot read or write
*nor*

>which he shares with
I'm not 100% but I think "that" is correct as the smartphone is the object.

>>72700472
no there aren't

>this autistic northerner so sad that no one is using his shit thread he's now googling "HIV Brighton"
tragic state of affairs

tried to extend are 'dora style to other boards
they didn't understand

>>72700472
Same amount now, and this ones not been up for 4 hours with a nigger topic

>>72700489
>sex with unsuspecting strangers
Thats rape

>>72700502
what the fuck

Did you know that yanks think "tyrone" is an Irish name?

Why are yanks so stupid? What happened to them that caused this?

>>72700489
>the bear patrol
Had a giggle so he can't be THAT bad

>>72700076
spastic

>>72700545
its not funny

>>72700569
the county in ireland called tyrone probably has them fooled lad

>>72700132
that snakes a bit fat hehe

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quite happy that brits managed to beat the yank hwndu record

>>72700529
Oh my, nobody cares

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[gives himself a good seeing-to]

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>its not funny

>>72700599
That's what I'm saying lad. It's like if one of us thought "Texas" was an American name. Imagine being that mongular.

>>72700618
I'm amazed the flag wasn't nicked sooner being in Liverpool.

>>72700132
i would quite like one too but i bet they do horrible rancid liquid shits which you have to clean out of their habitat

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just did a walk through longsight, manchester on the way to a hospital appointment and saw this on a lamppost

ahahahahahaha fuck this paki shithole country

>>72700618
Scousers aren't English

fine
we'll just use my thread after this then

>>72700569
Did you know most yanks dont have a kettle? They use a stove or microwave to boil water

>>72700683
Not bloody likely m0

>>72700664
*tips orange order bowler hat*

>>72700618
I'm scared of heights so couldn't do it.

>>72700688
true.

did you know most brits dont have a dishwasher or dryer?

literally countries in eastern europe have higher ownershp rates of dishwashers

fuck sake

>>72700683
stop being so fucking autistic about your shit thread, christ

>Brighton and Hove City Council said this week: “The number of residents of Brighton and Hove who have accessed NHS-funded treatment for HIV in 2013 is 1,670 people, an increase of 5 per cent on the previous year

>The prevalence of HIV has risen again in Brighton and Hove and remains the highest anywhere in the country outside London.

I see......

>>72700658
What's the significance of "SHIRK"?

>>72700618
How did they end up getting to the roof?

>watching some shite show on Netflix
>new character enters
>a black German named Sean
Cannot FATHOM living in yankland.

good edition desu

>>72700755
your being more autistic than me
relax, our time will come
>>72700769
half of it is someone else

>>72700755
>This thread stinks of an attention-whore OP who spams his dirty links all over /brit/.
think you posted this in the wrong /brit/ thread mate, think you meant the biggie smalls thread x

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Had an interesting day today desu

First I went to a funeral, it wasn't so bad. At one point I thought I was going to have a panic attack but I didn't. Was quite sweaty and anxious, couldn't stop shaking because of it. My mum started crying, so I started singing extra loudly to help her out. It helped my anxiety for some reason. Was still too scared to say 'Amen' for some reason though. Anxiety is weird. Then I helped a baby calf stand up. It will probably not survive as its mother is a bit of a cunt and the other cows keep trying to headbutt it. I was fully ready to grab one of those cunts by the horns and take it to the ground if it tried anything when I was there, but I'm not there anymore so hopefully they just leave it alone.

Also my videogame came in the post >:) [[[Disclaimer: This is a repost from earlier with extra added detail]]]

>>72700771
Gay twats have aids, shocking stuff.

>>72700618

Me being an americanised twat on the left

>>72700683
I should be working but gonna make sure your thread doesn't get used all day

>>72700757
The drier I highly doubt but dishwater that's pretty truez when I move to Brighton I'm gonna have my first dishwasher, feel proper middle class about that desu

>>72700825
nice
i've been sitting here since 10am trying to get people to use my thread to no avail

>>72700825
that does sound interesting, do you live on a farm? Who was the funeral for?

>>72700784
parkour

>>72700857
that's pretty fucking autistic m80

>>72700834
>I should be working but gonna make sure your thread doesn't get used all day
grow up

>>72700782
think it's supposed to mean "IF YOU FOLLOW ANY RULES BESIDES THE ONES MADE BY OUR AUTISTIC GOD YOU ARE A POLYTHEIST"

really want to learn parkour tbqh

>>72700757
mental, don't think i've ever not had a dishwasher. can't imagine having to wash up everything by hand.

>>72700857
For someone who says they dont like attention seeking OPs screaming MAH FRED!!! You sure have been pathetically persistent and keep bumping your shitpost. Please kill yourself you northern cunt

hate Brisbane lads

why wont any of the girls here be my gf

I'll place a pretty penny that i could fight a hundred men and run a hundred miles, have morals of the gods, cunning of the pioneers and hair like Burt Lancaster himSELF and still won't catch me a bird-like girlie

well PAH! I say to them! I need not a cheap polyester clad girl to dictate the joy of my life! I need only fulfillment! Satisfaction! A shelter and food and water, not a troublesome shriek-hag to bother my ears, upset my stomach and drain my accounts! By o, alas. O how I long for the smooth skin, the scented hair, the curious actions and lovely bending lips of a female kin!

>>72700871

No I live in Brighton. A friend of mine died, he'd stopped taking his HIV medication, great turnout from the LGBNQ community though. His pink coffin was sad but uplifting at the same time. He was born a queen and died a queen.

>>72700927
projection
you're talking about 3 different posters

>>72700916
Have to go outside tho

>>72700919
I'm buzzing for one. Its already hand cleaning the dishes desu takes about 5 minutes after I've eaten but I'm lazy and let it build up to 50 minutes

>OP of this thread
>literally just posted it once in the last /brit/
>people hate the other OP so much that they've been shilling my thread all over the place
love you lads x

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>really want to learn parkour tbqh

>>72700992
>Have to go outside tho
yeah but im going to look like a bellend trying to vault over shite when i clearly do not know what im doing, want to go to a parkour gym but the nearest one is an hour away

parkour is shit. you look like a full on mong spazzing around jumping over benches and doing army rolls

*brings us closer to the bump limit*
can't wait for the next thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSFDRhFReRk

>>72700970
>3 different posters
Nah just you cunt

>>72700993
<3

>>72700966
aha yes, funny stuff my northern friend
*turns around and speaks to someone with an income higher than a south sudanese child soldier*

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>can't relax because you're counting down to your shift later this evening

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>>72700910
that makes sense, I forgot to use this earlier
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shirk#Etymology_2

which thread are we using next??

>>72701044
will be crying when that northern twat gets cucked again

skinny light skinned paki/iranian/arab girls in hijab and leggings make my dick fucking d-i-a-m-o-n-d-s lads

>>72701102
Hate that desu. Just came off nights, waking up at 3pm and just sitting about knowing how shit your night is. Especially paddies night travelling to work with all the drunk dickheads

>>72701129
i'm not northern you absolute spastic victim

Open to me girls of the night! Be a sad animal to me, with downcast eyes and a forced smile! Burden me with your problems, your petty quarrels! Torture me with your riddles, detest me, hate me, love me, like me just open up to me! Let fly your wanting eyes, let burn your sincere motives! And when the furnace insides you falls silent, let me reignite the flame in you! O girls of the night, do not fritter our wants away with your false ideas, let the sales flutter as they will and cast me as you shall!

>>72700396
J*nny doesn't like anyone

Agoraphobia

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>estate agent says "well you should probably make the deposit soon because places are going quickly"
>mong cunt housemate unquestioningly believes him and literally wants to put down a deposit ten minutes after the viewing

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>>72700966
>LGBNQ
>NQ
Nubiles and Quasars?

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>i'm not northern you absolute spastic victim

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howling

It's always frustrating to here comments which put forward the idea that Islam is to blame. To do so is basically facilitating the growth of terrorism, after all - Islam is the victim as well. The extremists are attempting to hijack it.

Jhadism isn't a religious movement, it stems from a political ideology with the aim of exerting power and control. It was developed in response to the British and others who were ruling the middle East. Islam was previously a thriving religion which set out many ideas for democracy and equality. Many Muslims today follow these values, especially in the Western world. The way forward is to defeat the extreme political narrative, not missguided attempts to denounce Islam as a religion.

>>72701299
Mad Marty and it once again.

>>72701223
Where I live houses unironically sell within an hour (and sit for months/weeks waiting to be rented). I suppose it could be because of (((them))) saying that for so long though.

>>72701317
nary a word shall soil my pupils

honestly feel like i recognise khalid masood from somewhere
there's so many pakis in brum though it's impossible to tell

>The LGBT community of Brighton and Hove is one of the largest in the United Kingdom. Brighton, a seaside resort on the south coast of England is generally agreed to be the unofficial "gay capital" of the UK,and records LGBT history in the city since the 19th century.

>a walking tour 'Piers & Queers' explores the historical sites and characters of LGBT interest

Fascinating....

>>72701317
Good thing I can't here comments innit mate

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>>72700857
Kek. It sucks when people don't want to use your thread, doesn't it? It's even worse when you make a nice thread but some little yank cunt posts his one before you.

>>72700871
>do you live on a farm
Kinda. It was the neighbour's cows though.

>who was the funeral for
A lady my nan was close friends with. My sister and I used to visit her when we were young. Quite sad desu.

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ebbingflo

egg

this northerner has literally taught himself to read in order to do research on the history of brighton's gay community. What a beautiful display of dedication and respect.

>>72701317
Yes radical Islam exists because for 26 years a part of the middle east part of the British empire

>>72701369
tbf i live in brighton and the homos stick to kemp town mostly

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eggingflo

>>72701435

You utter madman

Just banged my head lads, hurts like fuck

>open bathroom mirror for some 'cetamol to cure my headache
>cat comes in
>bend down to stroke her
>forgot the cabinet is open and dig the corner right into my skull


Still least I'm not that salty northern cunt upset his threads shit posting about HIV

as the OP of the other (future) thread, i have not a a single post about brighton
why do benders have such a persecution complex?

>>72700825
>helping the weak
that calf is going to spend the rest of its life prepping bulls or getting raped

What sort of content should I make for my youtube channel lads???

467
no one was speaking to you, fuck off to your other thread with your bumboy who rabidly defends you at every opportunity

>>72701317
A RELIGION OF PEACE!

ICM Poll: 20% of British Muslims sympathize with 7/7 bombers
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1510866/Poll-reveals-40pc-of-Muslims-want-sharia-law-in-UK.html

NOP Research: 1 in 4 British Muslims say 7/7 bombings were justified
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/08/14/opinion/main1893879.shtml&date=2011-04-06
http://www.webcitation.org/5xkMGAEvY

Channel Four (2006): 31% of younger British Muslims say 7/7 bombings were justified compared to 14% of those over 45.
http://www.policyexchange.org.uk/images/publications/living%20apart%20together%20-%20jan%2007.pdf

People-Press: 31% of Turks support suicide attacks against Westerners in Iraq.
http://people-press.org/report/206/a-year-after-iraq-war

YNet: One third of Palestinians (32%) supported the slaughter of a Jewish family, including the children:
http://pajamasmedia.com/tatler/2011/04/06/32-of-palestinians-support-infanticide/
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4053251,00.html

World Public Opinion: 83% of Egyptians approve of attacks on American troops.
26% of Indonesians approve of attacks on American troops.
26% of Pakistanis approve of attacks on American troops.
68% of Moroccans approve of attacks on American troops.
90% of Palestinians approve of attacks on American troops.
72% of Jordanians approve of attacks on American troops.
52% of Turks approve of some or most groups that attack Americans (39% oppose)
A minority of Muslims disagreed entirely with terror attacks on American troops.
About half of those opposed to attacking Americans were sympathetic with al-Qaeda’s attitude toward the U.S.
http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/pdf/feb09/STARTII_Feb09_rpt.pdf


Only 74% of Turks and 55% of Pakistanis disapprove of terror attacks against civilians on U.S. soil.
http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/pdf/feb09/STARTII_Feb09_rpt.pdf

>>72701494
You should paint camera lenses yellow

>>72701409
Imagine being that dedicated to being a fag you research it for literally hours. Good on him hope he doesn't get HIV (cause he already has cancer)

>at Dorset Gardens Methodist Church, Brighton & Hove’s trans community will be holding their annual memorial event for those who have died this year as a result of their perceived gender identity.

>Those people may have been transgender, intersex, cross dressers or others, or they may have been mistaken for someone else.

>What they have in common is that their lives were ended by murder or suicide because they did not conform to the gender roles expected of them.

Ah, very progressive. Brings a tear to ones eye.

>>72701409
>only northerners laugh at brighton
ummmm no sweetie x

>>72701391
>It's even worse when you make a nice thread but some little yank cunt posts his one before you
Dont feel bad for him hes got autism and his threads about a yank nigger

>Quite sad desu
Hope you're alright mate

Why couldn't Pakis attack Brighton instead?

>>72701509
No one cares
Fuck off

16% of young Muslims in Belgium state terrorism is "acceptable".
http://www.hln.be/hln/nl/1275/Islam/article/detail/1619036/2013/04/22/Zestien-procent-moslimjongens-vindt-terrorisme-aanvaardbaar.dhtml

Populus Poll (2006): 12% of young Muslims in Britain (and 12% overall) believe that suicide attacks against civilians in Britain can be justified. 1 in 4 support suicide attacks against British troops.
http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2005/07/more-survey-research-from-a-british-islamist

Pew Research (2007): 26% of younger Muslims in America believe suicide bombings are justified.
35% of young Muslims in Britain believe suicide bombings are justified (24% overall).
42% of young Muslims in France believe suicide bombings are justified (35% overall).
22% of young Muslims in Germany believe suicide bombings are justified.(13% overall).
29% of young Muslims in Spain believe suicide bombings are justified.(25% overall).
http://www.pewresearch.org/files/old-assets/pdf/muslim-americans.pdf#page=60

Pew Research (2011): 8% of Muslims in America believe suicide bombings are often or sometimes justified (81% never).
28% of Egyptian Muslims believe suicide bombings are often or sometimes justified (38% never).
http://www.people-press.org/2011/08/30/muslim-americans-no-signs-of-growth-in-alienation-or-support-for-extremism/

Pew Research (2007): Muslim-Americans who identify more strongly with their religion are three times more likely to feel that suicide bombings are justified
http://www.pewresearch.org/files/old-assets/pdf/muslim-americans.pdf#page=60

so why does the duke of westminster have all that money?

what a fucked country. its laughable.

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:^)

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>>72699946

>>72701467
Your thread is trash fuck off

>>72701572
t.achmed

>>72701545
Wow, a Londoner? So not only did you teach yourself to read, you taught yourself to speak English as well. Truly an amazing feat.

Anyone here not give a fucking shit about London and all the soft fuckers who live there?

on 4chan, nobody knows you're a northerner

>>72701640
>only londoners laugh at brighton
keep trying sweetie x

>>72701605
>>72701612
FOY

>>72701640
Londoners love Brighton, its Brighton for the civilized Southend for the scum

>>72701627
>hur i'm going to copy and paste a wall of text i got from /pol/, the lads on /brit/ will LOVE reading about all this new and wonderful information about the rasheeds they already hate
Fuck off

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cant tell if my attempts to avoid any and all visual contact with women at the gym is noticeable desu

dont want to even glance at some mad bint who could ruin my life by calling me a perv

Andrew Neil's monologue last night was quite cringey tbqh. I bet the paki jihads were laughing their tits off at that fat, Jock manlet trying to act tough.

>>72701661
>on 4chan nobody knows you're a northerner until you endlessly bleat on about it

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*taunts you a second time*

>the south is home to london, brighton, essex, birmingham and bristol
HOW WILL SOUTHERNERS EVER RECOVER

if your mum isn't at least 25 years older than you, you're lower class

>>72701690
>le pol boggie man

Fuck off. I only started posting this as a response to the bait

DO ONE YEAH

>>72701765
bristol is literally the best city in britain

>>72701557
thanks mate.

>>72701806
alri jamal

>tfw northern and know for a fact that none of the southern pakis in this thread could even nearly afford to live in my area

comfy Cheshire feels

>>72701819
t. paki from bradford

>>72701654
>>72701765
Northerner detected. How's your notorious nig thread going?

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>>72701765
>the south is home to birmingham
howling
ummmmmmmmmmm no sweetie

>>72701765
>the south is home to the best parts of the country and london
I get your point about london, but the other ones are legitimately better than anything in the north apart from maybe york or manchester

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>>72701790
/pol/ is cancer and you're an example of why

In July 2000, aged 35, Masood snapped and slashed a man across the face with a knife after an argument that had "racial overtones". He was living in the quiet Sussex village of Northiam when in he attacked cafe owner Piers Mott in the face with a knife.

Hove Crown Court heard that the attack left Masood and his young family "ostracised" in the village. He had been in conflict with his victim before

So the only reason he did this is because typical scum brits were racist to him consistently until he grew tired of it

honestly if you guys were more accepting of other races this seriously wouldn't happen nearly as much

>>72701866
Hello nigger

Are Scottish """people""" Northerners???

>>72701824
How much is a house in Cheshire? My 2 bed east london flat is 400k but want less pakis


Nobody reply or give any attention to that threadbegging attention seeking northern cunt. When this thread hits the bump limit we'll just move to any thread but his quietly. Dont give him any attention.

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>Hello nigger

>>72701299
gowan marty haha

>>72701866
>implying I'm the one that's triggered when
a) I didn't even go to /pol/
b) You're the one telling me to stop posting

Fuck off achmed

>>72701861
>essex
>brighton
>birmingham
>best parts of the country
um no sweetie

york, chester, whitby, harrogate all shit on them

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>>72701737
>Nymphet walking in front of me in same direction on the street wearing leggings
>try to autismo-outrun and overtake her in case someone passing by thinks im stalking her, staring at her arse

women's world

>>72701910

Too lefty to be northern. Honourary southerners.

>>72701877
>Hove Crown Court heard that the attack left Masood and his young family "ostracised" in the village
woah crazy, if you attack someone with a knife then maybe people wont want to be your friend... damn... what a fucked up country...

>>72701923
Hello nigger

Ah yes, it's a London paki who thinks the entire south of England supports his shitskin infested city

>PC keith Palmer was unarmed and did not even have a stun gun

HAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>>72701612
looool brits

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cymru yw'r rhan orau o'r DU

>>72701931
hahaha

>>72701848
>map made by some southern paki
ummm ok sweetie x

>>72701866
Fuck off leb

>>72701971
stop speaking some made up hp lovecraft language you autist

>>72701737

Just give nod and say alri if you find yourself in eye contact hahaha

>>72701866
>implying /int/ is ever panel 1

>A 32-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of raping another man on Brighton beach.

unexpected.......

>>72701844
never been to bradistan

but you're actually defending wogstol
lmao @ your black life

Literally have no idea what the appeal is of having the same stupid argument with the same stupid people every day.

>>72702049
Men can't be rapist, bigot

>>72700024
technically, someone is a jew only if the mother is jewish. however, many people in the west with jewish father and goy mother still identify as jew. why jewishness is so dominant? are you like blacks?

>>72701962
Pathetic really people are calling him a hero. He did nothing.

>>72702032
christ mate i honestly cannot imagine being as autistic as you
it's painful to read your posts

>>72701848
>lincoln
>south

anything north of reigate is the north imo

>>72701866
The first panel looks mighty reddit

>>032
Murr murr muh fred bls post there updoot

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>>72702033
cymru llechwraidd reolau y byd

>>72702059
Bristol is more than 80% white
don't know what you're on about

>>72702063
Poortherner/muslim/yank/Clinton voter/remainer detected

>>72702076
My mother and father are Jews. I am a Jew. AMA

bum crack cocaine

>>72701765
>the amount of southerners who were triggered by this
Howling at the softcunts

>>72702118
disgusting creature

>>72702118
Hello nigger

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if a girl licking your willy and all, but you get caught staring at your willy, does that make you bent? does she think your bent?

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Just got a bit of shit on my hand while wiping lads

>>72702118
you ever considered moving to israel given that you can just stroll on in?

>>72702063
4chan is cancer, woah I never realised before

>>72702146
hello nigger

>>72702110
>80% white is high for southerners
mad

>>72702146
>wiping with left hand
sheed

>>72701996
i'm a radical midlander
>>72702083
lincoln is north in that picture you fucking spastic

>>72702145
why are you looking at your willy is the main question

>>72702160
hello r____t

need a big soft willy

>>72702184
see

everything north of reigate is the north

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>Police are appealing for help to trace a man they need to speak to about a rape in Brighton in October.

A 25-year-old man from London has told Sussex Police officers he was raped in a hotel by a man he met while on a night out in Brighton in the early hours of Saturday, October 18.

>>72702135
>irish
Lel

>>72702136
Hello paki

>>72702156
No.

>>72702184
>midlander
yeah, a southern paki

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used to think black fellas shat white poo haha

mad how the north is actually full of muslims

Mad

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>>72702208
>>72702049

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>>72702228

Why do brits say free instead of three? Are they dumb?

>North Vs South

Is this what /brit/ usually does? never been

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>The Brighton and Hove Triathlon has announced what is being billed as the first ever UK Rainbow Triathlon – ‘to celebrate the diverse culture in Brighton and promote triathlon as a fully inclusive sport.’

>The Rainbow Wave is being positioned as the first ever race of its kind at an international triathlon. The wave will provide an opportunity for individuals to race, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity, ‘in a city with an amazing diversity and LGBT heritage’.

>>72702243
>2.6m of the 3m pakis in the UK live in london alone
south factually has more pakis sorry

>inb4 you out yourself as a paki and claim paki means exclusively pakistani so you can lower the number

Any good porn about?

>>72702289
>one, two, tree
ahhh yes. Irish """people"""

If you were a girl and a guy told you that you looked like Maisie, would you be offended?

>>72702289
>>72702293

Yeah

>>72702208
>that picture
Hmmmm doing a really big think about that, ah yes hmmm

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Why are there so many neo-Nazi Slavs?

mate if you're this obsessed just go and suck a willy already, christ, this is clearly on your mind

A big large lad just mad dogged me as I was waiting for a lift home from work

I promised myself I wouldn't put my head down but my eyes began to water and I did

>>72702330
trí is irish for three thats why
we're just pronouncing it the way we always have, its brits who throw an F into the mix

mom says shes going out dogging but I assume she means jogging right?

nice day and all

>>72702331

can't answer this, already a girl haha...

>>72702342
hahaha nah im going to let someone else take the reins for the next one, hope they make it a nice one relating to british culture

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>>72702228
>>72702300
do trannys think they fool us with their looks??? are they not aware that they just look like blokes with makeup here and there???

are they really this thick?

>>72702160
Just baffles me that people ignore quality /brit/ content like >>72702145 and >>72702146 and just argue about brown people over and over again every day forever.

Howling at this lad getting pissed his shit thread hasn't been used for 5 hours

>>72702289
>irish can't speak english and thinks "th" is pronounced "f"
literally JF tier

>>72702314
Where'd you get these stats? Big if true.

>>72702342
I'll wait til were nearer the limit.

>>72702392
Theyre not rustling enough. Theyre teyhard edgelord posts

>>72702344
Probably because these bullshit statistics are made up by yet another proven liar 'holocaust survivor'.

I'm no nazi and I have no sympathy for the krauts they got what they deserved in WW2 but I've come to realise 90% of the numbers historians talk of are pulled right from their asses

>>72702386
Being a tranny is like having a bad combover all over your body.

>>72702410
micks are literally just JFs who were forced to give up their own language and speak english lmao

>>72701806
hello rasheed! It's good to see you, how are the 14 kids?

Anyone else a fellow centipede here?

>>72702423
Is there such a thing as a good combover.

>>72702456
i've made literally one today, this one, and posted it once in the old thread
people just legitimately really hate you so they spammed my thread for me hahahaha

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hahaha
the north completely btfo
south best wins again

>>72702482
bristol is NOT a 'sheed city

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>>72702499

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>Brighton & Hove Albion will be partnering Brighton Pride at this weekend's annual celebrations.

>Albion will be supporting Brighton Pride’s 25th Anniversary celebrations by joining the Pride Community Parade and Carnival of Diversity on Saturday 1st August, with a spectacular steel band accompanying them as they celebrate Pride in Brighton & Hove.

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rule britannia

>>72702421
Ahahaha hello rorke. Do you think 9/11 was an inside job as well? Go back to listening to Alex Jones idiot

>>72702499
Hard to say, if it was good you wouldn't notice.

is this sentence correct?

"he looks like the type where if a fly landed on his eye he would just continue staring"

>>72702456
I'm not the OP, but I'm the guy that spammed the link. You're an insufferable cunt. I bet when nobody let you play football in school you screamed at your mum til she bought you your own ball, and then the bigger kids kicked it over the fence so you still couldn't play. Pathetic cunt

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>>72702485

proxy test

>>72702567
Yeah, I realised that as soon as I posted it desu.

danes are the leafs of europe

>>72692396
>>72692396
>>72692396
new

>>72702608
The JanMan will be informed

>>72702569
He seems like the sort that if a fly were to land on his eye he wouldn't blink

Sounds better imo

>>72702581
Oh no need to post that, t_d is the one based place on reddit

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>Trans Can Sport is a project in Brighton & Hove created to help get Trans people into exercise and healthy living. All of our sessions are free or low cost at point of access.

>The rationale behind Trans Can Sport is that trans people often feel unable to access regular sporting and leisure facilities. There are many reasons for this, but most notably because sport is heavily gendered.

>>72702608
DON'T USE DON'T USE FUCK THIS LAD

>>72702629
well he'll be quite angry you're in this thread for a start

>>72702578
cos its funny to see you get THIS upset over people not replying to your 4chan thread

>>72702519
the map that saved /brit/

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>>72702632

You lot focus too much on North v. South when it should be East v. West
who here /wales/

>>72702632
thanks lad m8

just had a peak in the other thread and he's posting pictures of women and talking to himself about how shit this thread is
hahahahah

Shan't be using the so-called "the notorious B.R.I.T edition" thread when this hits 310, someone better have an alternative lined up

REAL new thread when?

>>72702746
even funnier that you're this upset then
>>72702749
OP one with a theme relating to britain or british culture x

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>>72702710
the welsh empire will soon rise my brother

Ffwcio y Saesneg

>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019

NU THREAD

>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019

NU THREAD

Lets piss on that poortherners bonfire

>>72702811
>>72702811
>>72702811

i want to post but i don't want to post in the wrong thread

ahh the fabled bump limit
>>72692396
>>72692396
>>72692396
the fun continues in here
>>72692396
>>72692396
>>72692396

>>72702845
lets stay here

>>72702875
Apart fro. When nobody uses your thread

>>72702826
We're all bloody broke in Britain

Fuck me, I cannot be arsed with this thread war shite.

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>>72702804

>>72703116
>whoever wins

>we lose

>>72702208
>A 25-year-old man from London has told Sussex Police officers he was raped in a hotel by a man he met while on a night out in Brighton

Lad... It's not like any decent person would go to Brighton for anything else.