I wanna move to a better country, and I want it to be cold all year because I don't do well in hot climates.
I was considering Sweden.
But I have no idea where to start.
Any ideas?
Are any of you immigrants? How was it?
fuck off
>>72699074
I have news for you then, Sweden being cold is a myth, we're a very warm country thanks to the gulf stream, Russia gets all the cold.
stocholm is big city
>>72699150
Why so hostile?
>>72699211
I'll live up north.
Also, anything below 20ÂșC is good for me
>>72699225
Nah, I want to live up north.
I've heard bad things about stockholm. Scares the living crap out of me.
>>72699211
If youre black just show up there theyll give you a gf and money
>>72699074
Shemale?
>>72699343
No.
>>72699382
Then no, stay away.
>>72699407
Why?
Move to Russia :3
Give sweden a break. They have enough trouble with immigrants already.
Also, europe is full. It's nearly impossible to find a affordable flat/house/whatever
>>72699450
I'm not going to cause problems.
I'm not the violent kind.
I'm actually quite shy.
>>72699495
move to norway. its better than sweden
>>72699495
Europe is full. Just stay where you are
>>72699535
But it is probably harder to get approved.
>>72699578
What do you mean, full?
There is no more space?
I'm sure there's tons of space.
>>72699256
>Why so hostile?
Northern Europeans are very unpleasant, if you want to live there go get used to it.
>>72699660
Huh.
The ones I met outside of 4chan were actually very sweet to me.
But sure, I'll get used to it.
>>72699693
thats because they just want your bbc
>>72699584
If you're not an EU citizen, no, it's exactly as hard. But if you really want to come you should go for it. Most people who go far north aren't prepped in the slightest. All people from southern Sweden come up and can't hack it.
>>72699660
We are very pleasant.
>>72699612
In Sweden we are very low on houses, everywhere. It's a big issue.
>>72699612
There is space but not enough houses.
Houses/flats/etc. are fucking expensive unless you choose to live in muslim/nigger ghettos.
>>72699708
>We are very pleasant.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, no, you are very unpleasant and asocial.
>>72699693
Did you meet them in your countries or in Brazil?
Just find a nice place in south america, europe is a meme
>>72699612
Actually no, sweden especially is sitting on a huge real estate bubble.
Our housing market is beyond fucked at the moment.
It would be best to wait for the prices to drop if you desperately need to come here.
>>72699801
>I don't understand cultural behavior is different so I'll write it off as autism/unpleasant/antisocial/my opinion here
new and original
Sweden YES
>>72699801
>asocial
True.
>unpleasant
False.
B
>>72699256
>I've heard bad things about stockholm. Scares the living crap out of me.
>flag
>>72699878
Nice excuse. But I do not think it's autistic going to a bar to take a beer.
>>72699899
That's enough for me.
>>72699820
This
>>72699820
This.
>>72699820
This..
>>72699706
I'm not black.
>>72699708
>If you're not an EU citizen, no, it's exactly as hard.
Damn it.
I really wanna leave this place.
>>72699717
>muslim/nigger ghettos.
That's fine. I'll move up from there.
>>72699821
>huge real estate bubble.
Bubbles are supposed to burst, right?
If this is real, then Sweden is headed to a terrible economic disaster.
>>72699905
I don't go outside. But I will if I move to Sweden
>>72699954
>>72699970
>>72700015
That's very sneaky.
>>72699888
ĐEĐAPĐŁCĐŹ ĐA
>>72699074
How tall and atractive are you anon, i'm sure you will be able to pull 99% of the swedish girls avaible if you are a decent looking brazilian, one of them might marry you so you can stay with her, if no, then your most realistic option of moving to a civilized country is Chile
>>72700106
>swedish girls
I'm gay
>>72700153
>I'm gay
Come Spain
>>72700153
I'm listning
>>72700075
>ĐEĐAPĐŁCĐŹ ĐA
ĐEĐAPĐŁCĐŹ TAĐ
>belarus.jpg
Every time makes me sad
>>72700153
Thats a good start.You also have to be non-white and a muslim
>>72700153
BE MY BF
>>72700218
Wanna be my bf?
I've always wanted to give my virginity to a white swedish guy
>>72700228
>>ĐEĐAPĐŁCĐŹ ĐA
>ĐEĐAPĐŁCĐŹ TAĐ
I was sure it was one of the two.
>>72699256
welcome to finland we are hospitable
Man India has such a terrible climate. It's March and it's already getting 40°C here.
The sun is so intense that I get sunburnt in like 10 minutes of exposure and I'm not even white!
>>72700280
How tall/cure are you, just get a swedish boyfriend
>>72700280
I'm game. Not going to South America though. Too hot down there.
>>72700319
you could always just literally go a short ways north and experience sub zero temperature
>>72700318
Thanks :3
>>72700328
177cm
>>72700355
Don't worry, I'll come to you :D
>>72700297
>KB_Russian.svg.png
>>72700363
That's only possible after retirement...
There aren't many universities or jobs in the Himalayan regions
>>72699256
the summer here in the north gets around 30 max
winter -40 is max cold
both are pretty rare
>>72700631
Sounds great
I'll get to play in the snow
I've never seen snow.
i think its the daytime extremes that tear the most on people who move to the north of sweden
prepare yourself for 0-3 hours sun during winter and 24/7 sun during summer
>>72700631
What is your average temperature in summer
>>72700689
It's a massive inconvenience for anyone but a child without responsibilites, you'll get tired of it quickly.
>>72700689
the only good thing about snow is that it covers up the icy roads and makes it easier to see in the pitchblack nights
tfw immigrant
>>72700950
Assimilate and you won't face any shit.
>>72700950
hÀng dig jÀvla blatte
>>72701142
hÀng dig jÀvla rasförrÀdare
>>72700950
We will purge this country of beta cucks. The future belongs to us.
>>72700950
Go home.
>>72701142
Lol.
Northern Swede here. Let me explain the weather here etc.
Area.
>Kiruna/Abisko.
Weather in winter.
>around -20 degrees Celsius, sometimes (but rare) as cold as -45.
Summer weather.
>Between 20 and 30 degrees Celsius.
>Midnight sun, that means 24h sunlight for about 3 months (sun only touches the horizon)
>The nights are semi bright and comfortably warm.
People.
>People are chill and move at a slower speed than in Stockholm for example, no stress.
>Don't mind strangers as long as you behave like a normal person.
Homes.
>Houses and apartments are dirt cheap depending on location.
People here are cool. We like to relax, have a beer in the midnightsun and just chill.
People talk slow, move slow.
We like hunting, alcohol and nature.
>Pic related, midnight here near Abisko in August.
>>72701142
But I don't face any shit, I never have
>>72701301
comfy
>>72701301
How many muslims do you have?
>>72701301
/This.
Northern Swedes are the most chill people in Sweden.
Beer, moonshine, snowmobiles, American V8's and cozy little houses in red.
>Pic related, my home here outside GĂ€llivare - northern Sweden.
>>72701301
>Summer weather.
>>Between 20 and 30 degrees Celsius.
The mean temperature is far below 20 all months of the year.
Stop inviting shitskins here and go back south where you came from.
>>72701417
Zero. Kiruna has a few both those are 2nd generation and pretty much Swede's.
The high north is free of the mass refugee invasion.
>>72699074
kys urself you inconsiderate money
>>72701374
Well assimilate or I'll give you shit
Test
>>72700418
If you have a skill that's useful in a competitive knowledge economy, you might get a job here. The economy's picking up so employment isn't that difficult to come by soon enough.
Helsinki has some immigrants and they're treated fairly well. Racism is pretty common but you'll only hear shit-talk from drunk losers, mostly.
You speak English, you're well-behaved and you don't look Somali, so you're better off than some immigrants.
>>72701458
>The mean temperature is far below 20 all months of the year.
>Stop inviting shitskins here and go back south where you came from.
What the fuck are you on about? Born and raised here 22 km from Abisko..
Summer is hot here between June and September.. Last year it stayed between 20 and 25 degrees most of the time.
>>72701485
Bullshit. Plenty of muslim migrants in Kiruna.
>>72701522
I dunno what makes you think I haven't
>>72701526
congrats on having your ban over
>>72701550
>Last year it stayed between 20 and 25 degrees most of the time.
That is not true.
>>72701584
Sure in Kiruna city it self but Kiruna is a huge area.. If you move to the north and settle in a city you gotta be mentally retarded. Buy a house in one of the smaller villages/towns..
Compared to the south it's nothing and I have never been bothered by them at all.
Lived around this area for 31 years.
>>72701718
>31 years
grandpa
>>72701666
>That is not true.
Yes it is. I don't know where you live but please elaborate.
I even installed a AC unit in my house because I was fucking cooking alive.
>>72701585
Well good. Make sure you stay that way.
>>72699074
Enjoy getting raped as Leftists ignore your suffering.
>>72701666
Different anon but he's right.
Last year we had 11 weeks where the temperature didn't drop once below 19 degrees.
>>72700748
something 20ish, bit warmer maybe.
I live on the coast so it's warmer here than inland
>>72701759
>Unhappy with 20 - 25°C
mfw I realise white privilege exists
>>72701759
>>72701795
Mean temperature of July 2016.
>>72701666
Yes it was? Da fuck anon do you even live in the north?
Was like 23 degrees for a few months arounf here 11 km from Kiruna last summer.
>>72701843
So you get all your info from sketchy maps of what, SMHI?
Oh fuck off anon, ever heard of local temperatures?
>>72701838
>mfw I realise white privilege exists
Kek I guess it's cold compared to a lot of places.
But my icy blood was boiling.
Lemme just post a few pics from the Swedish countryside (mostly middle and northern Sweden)
This is the average summer weather.
>Just outside my summer house.
>>72699074
Move to Canada and work at a sandwich shop
>>72702061
>>72702116
>Being a country bumpkin
>>72702158
Fuck city life. Just stress, yuppies and noise.
Thank fuck for the Swedish countryside.
>>72702235
And sweet Reindeer pussy, right? Keep sending your taxes to the important people
>>72702061
>>72702116
>>72702235
I love you anon.
The country is the only place worthy of raising children.
>>72702283
>Keep sending your taxes to the important people
Hahahaha let me laugh. I have not payed taxes in like 15 years.
I sell meat, rent out cabins and hunt for a living. It all pays cash.
>>72702283
Taxes? What taxes?
This is the fucking countryside. I make my living from selling moonshine.
>>72702283
Kek. You have no idea how the north works do you?
I pay taxes for my part time day job.
The rest? Well it's not registered.
Get on our level cityboy.
>>72702061
>>72702116
>Posting pictures of Finland
Shiggydiggy
>>72702298
>>72702352
>>72702395
>>72702455
>>72701446
>>72701301
Kek I'm moving to the north just because of this.
Real people that lives of the land.
4 months left then I'm leaving this shithole called Linköping.
>>72702455
Thanks Göran Persson
>>72702542
Can't be Finland, those two houses are situated too closely to each other yet there's no blood on the grass
>>72702542
I hope you are kidding...
MiekojĂ€rvi is a small town in Ăverkalix, Northern SWEDEN....
Uneducated fucktard.
>>72702649
This...
Fucking retards in this thread.
>>72702542
>>72702595
Oh shit i take that back. But we have a lake called miekojÀrvi, why do you have town name in finnish?
>>72702542
Because Sweden has no places with Finnish names... Are you fucking dumb?
I live in this town. It is in Sweden...
>>72699074
Didn't you make this thread half a year ago?
Fuck off, We don't need anymore mud-skin sub-humans flooding white countries.
>>72699211
Stop lying, the near-border area (Muonio, KittilÀ etc.) in Western Lapland is fucking cold, they often report up to -45°C from home thermometers. No way you don't get the same shit on your side (though perhaps nobody lives up there in Sweden).
>>72702807
because finns are the biggest minority in sweden
and northern sweden have traditionally been settled by finns(kvÀner) and saami
>>72702807
>why do you have town name in finnish?
Seriously? Are you fucking for real?
Sweden and Finland was the same country for a long time. We have tons of villages and towns with Finnish names like Kurravaara etc.
>>72702862
You don't notice the cold when you're balls deep in a moose
>>72702807
>why do you have town name in finnish
Because Finnish tribes lived well into sweden proper? The northern border between sweden and finland is completely artificial.
lol sweden is terrible. have fun dumb nigger
>>72702949
>completely artifical
that's wrong though
it's clearly designed with geography in mind
>>72702911
>because finns are the biggest minority in sweden
But "Swedistan"? All the Arabs?
KEK.
Finns and Norwegians are the largest group of migrants here.
Thank you for being intelligent.
>>72703014
/This.
>>72702968
Found the retarded Finn. Go back to drinking you fucking forest ape.
>>72703123
>Go back to drinking you fucking forest ape.
>>72702949
Well not artificial since it's an natural border following mostly the river tornio.
>>72703123
Abdullah. How's the Islam you soon to be sandape?
t: Other.
>>72701802
We have 25 and high humidity
t.south
>>72703123
are you excited to get to pay for another gay brazilians life in your country, sven?
>>72703123
southern brazil whiter than sweden
pic: avg gaucha
>>72703186
>Abdullah. How's the Islam you soon to be sandape?
No muslims here mate. Fuck off.
>>72703215
What am I paying? Taxes? Kek, would have to register my income for that.
Fuck off you cuck.
>>72703011
>>72703186
Ah yes, northern autism strikes again. Let me clarify then: the border was artificially selected. In regards to ethnicity and culture, however, it's very much artificial and that was my point.
>>72699074
Entitled piece of shit
There are Euros here asking you nicely not to come but you still push it as if though Sweden is missing out by not having you.
You want to move to Sweden not because you want to contribute to Swedish society but because you feel sorry for yourself and want to take advantage of their properity.
Fucking hate parasites like you
>>72703366
Lel Finns thinking we northerners have refugees up here in the forest. Kek.
Retards.
>>72703392
So the people there exist in a permanent limbo between Swedish and Finnish?
>>72703392
all borders are artifical if you wanna be like that, but it's not arbitrary like you seemed to imply.
>>7270153
>If you have a skill
I don't
fuck me
>>72702817
I don't know.
>>72703398
Geez, calm down, no need to be a dick.
>>72703392
Swedes wanted the border to be nearer the kemi river, russians wanted it nearer kalix. Torne was the compromise they reached.
>>72703516
If you wake up tomorrow in Sweden what value will Sweden gain?
>>72703425
Well it's only appropriate to assume the country and the people most prone to bending their ass in the name of humanitarianism would be very hiveminded about refugees and even the northern parts of the country would do their share for their beloved new inhabitants.
>>72703699
Well, I'm kinda cute
>>72703702
North of Sweden = Racists, neo nazis, hillbilles and Sami.
97% (not even joking) of the land is privately owned and any refugee plans get's thrown down the shitter.
If we northern Swede's could declare the north a different country from the south we would.
The south is just cucked faggots who like getting raped by Muhammad.
>>72703794
This. So fucking much this.
Fuck the south. Fuck the refugees. Fuck all of you who compare us to the south.
>>72703794
>North of Sweden = Racists, neo nazis, hillbilles and Sami.
Exclude Sami and you've described all of Finland except Helsinki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdX-swN9Tw8
>>72703889
I know, I own a summer house in Rovaniemi.
>>72703790
The fact that you take this so lightly further proves my point.
You're unwanted trash, stay where you are and don't go and leech off other's hard work.
>>72703889
>Exclude Sami and you've described all of Finland except Helsinki
Lol
>>72704125
I'm not going to leech of their welfare.
>>72704257
>If you have a skill
>I don't
>fuck me
>I'm not going to leech of their welfare.
So what are you going to do then?
>>72704327
I'm going to gather some skills first.
I want to be a chemist.
>>72704421
Why not stay in Brazil and make it a better place then ? You'll get to bang some fine bunda as well
>>72704741
Because I don't like it here, and I don't think there is much I can do to improve it.
Also, I don't want to be the one doing the banging, I want the one to be banged.
>thread about a brazilian moving to sweden
>still turns into a shitposting contest between finns and swedes
>>72705193
Let's talk about the subject then
>>72705272
There's really no subject. People don't wan't you there, and you won't provide the needed level of skills and proficiency to work as a chemist in Sweden probably ever. And if you're going there to study you WILL leech from their government. And in probability take some native guys studying spot on the side.
You won't provide them anything useful in any situation.
>>72705193
every topic about finland or sweden usually turns into that. sometimes it doesn't even need to be about either of them
>>72699256
>brazilian saying a city scares the crape out of him
best laugh I've had in a while
>these fucking cucks not telling him to fuck off and for people to stop immigrating to his country
it's like a joke
>>72703392
>artificial
you really deserve a painful death
>>72703699
If you die tomorrow what will the States lose?
>>72699820
This.
>>72706162
It's literally the first thing anyone said
>>72706260
Every american should ask themselves this question.
Then off themselves.
>>72706236
It is, you fucking autist. It came about during the peace agreement with Russia in 1809. No, the literal border is not artificial as it runs the length of the torne river, I'll gladly concede that, however that wasn't my point at all. My point was that in terms of culture and ethnicity it is a very artificial border brought about by war alone.
>>72706260
I'm about to graduate as an AE engineer and then go to OTS for the Air Force.
So probably more than what you're worth.
>>72706951
AS* engineer, messed that up
>>72699074
You'd only be able to come here if you were a paying student (tuition and living costs), already had a solid job lined up or if you had SOME kind of reason for applying for asylum (which would probably get denied even if you were from the Middle-east).
I'm guessing you have none of the three.
>>72700319
I always thought you guys were immune to sunburn.
>mfw A guy wanting to immigrate triggered so much autistics
topkek
it's even funnier thinking that you guys literally can't do anything to stop him
>>72706773
No it isn't you absolutely raging spastic. Finns are literally so much different from Finns, it's in their language, origin and DNA. Finns are Finns, Swedes thought Finns were different. Finns have always existed, since they are a people.
>>72707478
yeah we can. And we got ''triggered'' because he's leeching off a first world country you dumb cunt.
>>72707641
Sorry I just entered this thread but what? In that case Stockholmers aren't Swedes either because they were always a people too.
You can always come to Mother Russia and eat blini from a shovel. You don't even need a visa. Don't expect that you could live in Moscow or St. Petersburg though.
>>72707701
are you retarded?
Native Stockholmers speak Swedish and were ethnically Swedish
>>72707674
>yeah we can
how so? by spamming autistic hate posts? lel
>leeching off a first world country
found the nationalist
>>72708260
Eating pancakes off shovel you say... How rustic. Count me in, Nico
>>72708481
Swedes spoke Norse you utter fool. Ignoring you now.
>>72707641
>>72708481
>Let me tell you about your history
Historically we were mostly just known as eastern swedes. the racialism just rocketed when in started to show it's head in europe in general. Common folk didn't see any other difference than a language.
>>72699074
Will a DUI in america qualify me as a refugee?
>>72702817
>>72703398
Gb2 /pol/
>>72709147
What a Russia-tier shit. """Europe"""
>>72708546
>implying nationalism is bad
are you actual stupid? and is autistic just a retarded word everyone uses for no reason? I'm hating on you because you want to move to another country and leech
>>72708658
yeah I'm going to tell you about your history because you obviously know nothing about it, idiot. Stop larping as a Swede, Matti. You are Finno-Ugric
>>72709148
cringe
>>72708610
Swedes speak Swedish you utter retard. I'm not talking about the Ancient Norse at all.
>>72699827
why?
In america we make houses in factories now, they cost 100,000 for a finished home!
i was looking at finnish homes yesterday, and I saw one in espoo, for 1 million euros for only 3000 sq ft
a home in texas that size would cost about 200,000
>>72699074
Come to Parkdale, Toronto, Canada. I'm a landlord. It's good for business. There are lots of Portuguese speaking grandmas here.
>>72701142
does english count as assimilation, or do i have to be full blown "hone-ei pony", please come and take my property somalian, please I don't want any rent, just take all my money.
>>72699407
Kek
>>72701142
>Assimilate
So become a NEET and never leave your apartment except to buy groceries?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E-QKPu0TwA
>>72709480
Anyone who speaks english in Sweden is contributing to the anglification of our society and I... I just don't want that to happen. Don't speak english in Sweden, our language is slowly dying.
>>72709350
Nationalism is pathetic. You guys actually blame every non-natural citizen, generalizing, for your own problems. No wonder why Nazism failed.
>is autistic just a retarded word everyone uses for no reason?
What can I do if you guys actually act like autistics? Seeing this whole thread is fucking cringe.
>I'm hating on you because you want to move to another country and leech
And you are the one who call me retarded. You seriously believe that just the act of one (1) person immigrate is the final recipe of the total disaster for the country. Grow up dude, you seems like an edgy teenager.
>>72709813
>Nationalism is pathetic. You guys actually blame every non-natural citizen, generalizing, for your own problems.
Lol you probably don't understand how shitty Europe has become because of savage migrants. God, fucking shitskins managed to turn into shit even Russia. You simply don't understand how bad things can get when you let tons of animals in.
>>72707190
Yeah, there's a lot of diversity when it comes to skin color on the subcontinent.
Still, I don't get very badly sunburnt usually, I mostly tan.
>>72709813
nationalism has different meanings
We are in an age where citizenship is becoming commoditized, so countries will and have been selling citizenship; because it's worth money, and it does cost money.
IF a country is expected to provide a certain amount of services to their citizenship, then immigrants should be expected to pay a certain amount of taxes as an entrance fee, to prevent them from being a drain on society.
>>72710040
If the bad seeds are entering in the country, the problem here is about the immigration oversight. The some bad people who make shit gives a bad impression for the whole portion of population, a clearly example I can give is the terrorists attacks. Few people doing this caused a huge spotlight.
What I'm saying is that there a lot of people generalizing, when they shouldn't. Like a scapegoat. Do you really believe that EVERY jew, black and arab are naturally evil and pretends to destroy the societies? Naturally who thinks like this is why never talked to some people of this group and lives in his own closed community.
>>72710680
>a clearly example I can give is the terrorists attacks
There are almost no such thing as moderate muslims. They don't care about our cultures and our countries at all. They wouldn't mind living under a sharia law in Sweden/France etc. They wouldn't mind having a physical punishment for offending their faith. They just don't belong here.
>the problem here is about the immigration oversight.
Yes, we shouldn't let them in.
> Do you really believe that EVERY jew, black and arab are naturally evil and pretends to destroy the societies?
Not, I'm sure there are some bro-tier lads, I don't mind letting sane people with relevant skills in. But most of them are savage-tier idiots. They turn neighborhoods into ghettos and no-go zones. And, like I said earlier, they would rather show solidarity with another muslims than with locals.
I'm a northerner.
I'll find you OP. And I will destroy you. It will not be difficult.
>>72700047
>Sweden is headed to a terrible economic disaster.
You got that right
>>72711200
>There are almost no such thing as moderate muslims. They don't care about our cultures and our countries at all
Yeah, this maybe is somewhat true. For muslims, specifically, it's a huge cultural shock because of the religion. But again, I am sure there are some muslims (and not a tiny number, desu) who don't agree with the sharia law, and those ones shouldn't be put in the same group as the ones who supports it. This is what the scapegoat thing is about.
>But most of them are savage-tier idiots. They turn neighborhoods into ghettos and no-go zones.
I don't how is it like in Europe, but at least in Brazil and the other New World countries as well, what turns a place into a no-go zone is the poverty. The majority of the population there are composed by blacks and brown.
But, seriously, it's not the "ethnicity" fault, like the /pol/tards say. The reason is historical, for several decades these people has been excluded from the society by the whites, and the result of all this we can see today.
I am NOT justifying the crimes they commit. I am saying only what is the situation that caused all this disaster.
idk but swedes are fags
>>72712168
>I am sure there are some muslims (and not a tiny number, desu) who don't agree with the sharia law
Yeah. there are some people who can't get rid of their savage culture entirely but they understand that Europeans live better not the least because of their values. But that's not a big number of people anyway. But again, there is no country that has experienced something good with an increase of muslim population. They can't fit here in general.
>I don't how is it like in Europe
You should pay it a visit.
>But, seriously, it's not the "ethnicity" fault, like the /pol/tards say. The reason is historical, for several decades these people has been excluded from the society by the whites
It's not an ethnicity fault, it's a culture fault. Savage people move to civilized countries but want to keep their savage customs and that causes problems.
>>72712168
I went to slacker school in a immigrant heavy neighborhood in Stockholm and it was actually chill as fuck. No fights or anything, the immigrants mostly just kept to themselves and never interacted with the Swedish speaking classes. Which I guess is bad for assimilation but eh, I had a grand old time in high school and never really thought about the fact that there were a lot of brown people around.
Fun fact, the only girl who have ever told me she loved me was a black virgin muslim girl.
She was actually damn fun to hang with. She sometimes wore a hijab, sometimes not, never really got any real religious vibes from her.