/brit/

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>gf wont stop texting me and if i dont respond within the minute she thinks something is wrong. i just want to play games ffs.

second for are poley

they think it's all over

Not a bad edition at all.

been getting a lot more brits in my dota games recently, honestly the most whiny players ive ever encountered

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>>72695289
>tfw no needy gf

>>72695289
She can do better than you and I hope she realises one day

>>72695297
Hey you!

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>>72695289
>tfw no gf

just got involved

>>72695271
is that robbie fowler

Terrible thread so far

>>72695271
we're all in here you spastic
>>72692396
>>72692396
>>72692396

walked past some runt when i was going for a walk this morning and we were both wearing earbuds and as we got close he took out one of his earbuds as if he was expecting me to say hello but i didn't

*rescued everyone itt*

>>72695354
no we're not

>>72695354
Nah you had your chance

How possible would it be to lure a Russian woman to Canada with the promise of a green card while totally bullshitting and not knowing how I could do that but still getting to fucker her to build up my confidence so I can eventually drop her and fuck prettier women because I've she'd my virginity-induced anxiety.

>>72695354
we're not though are we

>>72695289
Hhaha, so glad I don't have to deal with that crap and I can play games all say without even caring about me at all..

>>72695346
yeah and ian ayre

>>72695387
russian bride

film day in the office again lads. horror/thriller today, se7en won the vote. gonna give it a watch.

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>>72695366

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Where is she going lads?

>>72695387
would cost you roughly the same as 10 prostitutes and leave you feeling guilty

>>72695414
Nonce

>>72695289
you'll miss it when it's gone lad

>>72695422
fucking 10 prostitutes leaves you feeling guilty anyway

Want to go a see a dominatrix but I am too shy

i made one of those rinmaru waifus and shared it with /r9k/ and they said she looked like a slut

>>72695387
i know a lad who married a ukranian bird and she brought her sister along to Ireland
he ended up divorcing his first wife an pipeing the other one

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Got the booze and mixers in my Tesco online grocery basket down to £60. Should be enough to keep me happy all next week and into the next one, too.

Phone will be off. Doorbell wasn't connected in the first place. Mega PC and games and internet and tons of snacks and different beers, wines and spirits, all to myself. I've hit the jackpot lads. I'm living the dream.

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EIIHVER PUHTT UHP ORE SHUHTAFUHKUP

Acquired some duck eggs
Dunno what to do with em

>>72695470
Madman

enjoy a good bumming but i'm not attracted to blokes :/

>>72695494
eat them lad

>>72695512
Raw?

>>72695494
Lob 'em at your own windows and call the local paper and say racists did it.

My expenditure this month excluding the train tix to Aberdeen is around 200 quid, more than half of that is just travel to work

Wageslaving is pointless for me

>>72695451
All their clients probably are

>>72695494
plant them in the garden and grow a duck tree

>>72695502
bit gay

>>72695494
scramble them
add some worcester sauce

>>72695525
could try cooking them first

>>72695546
yeah but only a bit

>>72695494
give em back you dirty paddy thief

at work lads
got a RAGING stiffy so i have

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andy circus

>>72695457
share it here pls

>>72695496
they were both fucking sexy blondes too

>>72695618
Ugly looking bastard

20 Marlboro Red is £9.60.

100 Marlboro Red is £49.95.

Weird.

>>72695632
don't need to say looking its kind of implied in the word ugly

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She's so beautiful

>>72695618
he looks like gollum from lotr too

Where should I go for luncheon lads?

>>72695645
fuck off

>>72695387
Luring Russian women to Canada without green card is almost impossible - they won't get even tourist visa lol. Because everyone understands they're either gold diggers or human traffic.

>>72695654
skinners steamed hams

>>72695645
>implying

>>72695654
1850s you runt

>>72695654
How about the 19th century where the word "luncheon" belongs??!

*audience laughter*

>>72695618
POOL JOE SIF WOTSIT

>>72695289
I know exactly what you mean man, the rest of these suckers are imagining some kind of fantasy.

Having a dependent gf sucked the soul out of me for a year and having broken up with her I don't miss it a bit. Not that I'm suggesting you do this, it was a last resort.

Ask yourself what makes you happy in your relationship and let her know how much her behaviour affects you. Work it out if you can.

Is there any bigger runt indicator than an Australian flag?

Had a dream I was in a gay orgy (not bent irl) and realised after I didn't use a johnny and was worried I had aids.

>>72695706
Yes, use of a tripcode!

*audience laughter, applause, whooping*

Thought that little scrote wasn't allowed near computers anymore

>>>/hm/1508672

>>>/hm/1508672

>>>/hm/1508672


we're all in here lads

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Help me lads

>>72695289
this was my only gf to a tee
will confirm this for you >>72695447
and also this (minus the not missing it part) >>72695695

>>72695740
Do not click. It's a big stiff willy.

>>72695721
*stands up and claps*

>>72695744
>it tells you how many of your friends are degenerates
for what purpose

>>72695744
Just call her 'sheed

>>72695721
WOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHH

doing a constipation :(

>>72695744
Hello :)
How are you

Today was a depressing joke of a day, I don’t want to dwell on it.

My dad wanted to drive me court but I managed to get him to settle for taking me to the train station. The train journey was long, cold and uncomfortable as always, I managed to get a little sleep before arriving at 7.30am. I wondered around a bit before attending my solicitors appointment at 8.30, the police still have nothing but we can’t ask for the case to be dismissed yet as a reasonable time to search the devices would be around a year, our options are either just letting it play out, just requesting I no longer need to attend court until the trial date is set. The other option is requesting we go straight to trial, it’s a winnable case due to lack of evidence but the prosecution would probably oppose it.

When I went to court, the security guys told me I couldn’t take my water bottle, so drank it, then he said I couldn’t keep the empty bottle and dumped it in the bin, the foreign cunt was later spotted by me joyfully tucking womens flasks behind a counter. Angry about this.

When I asked reception what court I was in, they couldn’t find me, so then I was told to ask someone else, turns out I was given the wrong date, my intermediate diet is actually on Monday, I went back to my solicitor, he looked over some stuff and admitted he was at fault, he took down the date wrong during the previous diet. He said he’ll “take the bullet”, he’ll explain the situation, this was in response to me saying I wouldn’t attend the court date on Monday.

Back home now and feeling tired and beat.

>>72695731
That a previous bail condition

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*rapturous applause*

>>72695737
Not a virgin (shagged 11 birds) and i walk like this, except the clothing is less virginy

Not a single letter will enter my peripheral

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>>72695625
i only wanted to go for a somewhat gothy cocktail waitress look

>>72695695
been thinking about it for a while, shes very needy and emotional. the routine is text all day and if shes not at mine its phone call for hours and hours at night.

>>72695794
I walk fast with long strides too but I've slept with 8 women or so. Don't think you can actually put the virgin walk into words, you just know it when you see it

>>72695755
*clicks just because of this post*

Does anyone else have the issue where they can fit into skinny jeans just fine but stretch skinny are just too tight?

>>72695834
no

>>72695834
no, dont wear homo jeans

kys

>>72695827
the arm movement is the crucial factor
keeping your arms still and by your sides without putting them in pockets is signature

>>72695737
do all this except i dont mind eye contact and walk with my head up

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>>72695834
I don't wear skinny jeans because I'm not a massive homosexual

who is your favourite youtube prankster?

>>72695851
Yeah true, i walk with my shoulders though so I'm good

>>72695080
Sauce on this?

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all jeans are skinny jeans to me

>>72695744
hello sandnigger

>>72695834
BOOT CUT
O
O
T

C
U
T

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the goal

>>72695737
this isn't really a virgin walk, this is just anxiety

>>72695806
looks nice

>>72695850
>>72695859
alri bootcut benders

>>72695737
How can a person walk TOO fast if they're walking alone? The faster the better if you ask me. I see no downside to increased walking speed, at any level. I'd run if I wasn't worried I'd trip and fall, or become exhausted and add more time to my journey for physical recovery.

"Oh look at that virgin walking fast! Haha!"
Bye cunt I've got shit to do that doesn't involve me impressing you with the casualness of my walking speed.

practicing my non virgin walk but the wind is really doing a number on my hair

>>72695889
literal runt cut
go tapered, banana or slim fit or go home

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real yank hours who up lol

>>72695845
>>72695850
>>72695859
>>72695889
Thanks for the (you)s, skanks!

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*flashes cash*
I'm positively ROLLING in it lads

>>72695915
>bootcut
dafuq is wrong with you

just buy normal jeans ffs

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>How can a person walk TOO fast if they're walking alone? The faster the better if you ask me. I see no downside to increased walking speed, at any level. I'd run if I wasn't worried I'd trip and fall, or become exhausted and add more time to my journey for physical recovery.

>"Oh look at that virgin walking fast! Haha!"
>Bye cunt I've got shit to do that doesn't involve me impressing you with the casualness of my walking speed.

>>72695924
*crushes your skull underneath my size 14 doc martins*

>>72695937
I sharted in my pants few times. Felt so american.

>>72695937
not on the east coast

>>72695915
I'll have you know that I wear slim fit!

>>72695940
fuck off you paki tranny sex offender autistic schizophrenic cunt

>>72695924
Can't wear slim or straight because of my thighs...

>>72695859
YAH

>>72695937
This is one of my favourite pepes, just look at that smug bastard, he sharted in the mart, he knows and he knows that YOU know he sharted in the mart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k0JeEKR3Do

hoo ba ba kanda
hoo hoo hoooo

cannae see poleys story end in any way other than his father honour killing him

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chakras are perfeclty aligned lads

health
>diet consisting of natual and cheap ingredients: oats, rice, milk, chicken, veg and fish (but not those high in mercury)
>hit up both macros and micros seamlessly
>bicycling daily
>lifting above 1/2/3/4, 4 times a week
>use non-sls, parabens soaps, shampoo and washing up liquid, use fluoride-free toothpaste (to protect the ole 'neal gland) and aluminium-free deoderent

mind
>spend free time practicing a musical instrument, learning a foreign language, doing maths and reading philosophy
>got a first class degree and a masters, all debt free though.
>literally work in a very good university doing research
>meditate twice a week
>plan to start learning python and improve my understanding of physics

money
>work 4 days a week but earn above avg wages
>have multiple alternative job opportunities in the bag (with better career advancement prospects than this one)
>shrewd banking technique taking advantage of switching fees, good interest rates and cashback from a variety of banks
>putting a few hundred a month into a variety of stocks and bonds.
>live incredibly frugally, no frivolous spending, tend only buy things to replace broken things

romance
>had a loving relationship with a really good sex life
>her visa ran out but we still call often
>going to her country to visit her in the summer
>not too fussed if we lose interest in each other though because curiousity in women is sort of satiated

showed my friend peep show but he said he can't stand the british accent

>>72695791
What are you in trouble over?

>>72696004
>friend
>stand the british accent
FONT/Y

>>72695990
sorry forgot to add
>use bpa-free tupperware

i only have one pair of skinny jeans and they ride up my bumcrack something fierce

i wonder if that's considered attractive to women

Writing a flipping ARTICLE lads

>>72695990
listening to chakra attack as we speak
can feel the spiritual energy building

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plastic see through aprons

THE ULTIMATE FETISH

biscuits for lunch

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mfw when the autismos on /brit/ argue about jeans

>>72695080
excellent
something to add to my 'if i was a very rich footballer but still autistic' fantasy

>>72695953
>oh no a boy on the internet isn't worried about impressing me and getting a whiff of my sweaty cunt flaps

>better shame him with one of my fedora pictures, that'll teach him

>and no (You) for him, as per the gimmick, haha

Why are slags so unoriginal lads?

>>72696023
he(pakistani tranny) pissed in his polish roommates ribena
not even joking

*wakes up*
*rides the wheel*
*drinks from the sippy drink*
*rides the wheel some more*
*falls asleep*

have a huge arse but skinny body in general

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>>oh no a boy on the internet isn't worried about impressing me and getting a whiff of my sweaty cunt flaps

>>better shame him with one of my fedora pictures, that'll teach him

>>and no (You) for him, as per the gimmick, haha

>Why are slags so unoriginal lads?

>>72695953
Good post

>>72695962
Bad post

>>72695986
My dad is really chill these days, barely talks to me other than to ask how I am

>>72696023
I'm alleged to have sent an email and/or Facebook message or two that caused needless anxiety because I alluded to maybe killing myself and I allegedly also mentioned tge word "jihad" in a 4chan post

>>72696068
roasties never develop things like wit because they're used to their cunt doing the talking for them

>>72696088
pics??

>>72696088
become a trap

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The original Australian shitposter.

>>72696099
>get called out on your unoriginality
>double down on it
Cancer.

who here wants to be my friend?

>Karma
Runt gimmick

office absolutely REEKS of disinfectant lads

>>72695812
It sounds like you need a bit of space.

Try to tell her this in a diplomatic way. She should be willing to discuss what would be right for you two as a long-term 'us'. I imagine that she might panic so you'll need to try and keep a level head. I know that when I brought up concerns in my relationship she wanted me to apologise for having hidden those feelings. I'm not sure what other advice to offer in this regard.

Some girls want a really dominant, controlling guy, The kind of guy who makes rules and borderline abuses the girl. With this kind of guy around, she never has to feel insecure because she has an obsessive love with her at all times. This 'can' be a result of her having been abused earlier in life (it was in my case) or just feeling lonely/useless/etc. In my case, I didn't want to be that kind of person. For others I imagine it forms a very powerful emotional bond.

I'm just speaking from my experience, your dynamic may be different to what my relationship was like.

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>>get called out on your unoriginality
>>double down on it
>Cancer.

posting on 4chan.org

like tight pants that show off mi cocky

>>72696141
>get called out on your unoriginality TWICE
>triple down on it
Pathetic.

>>72696118
do have a bit of gyno as well
have to literaly starve myself to cut to a normal weight on my tits
tried lifting for 6 months but it just made my tits look bigger

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>paki
>asian

*face goes red*

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>>get called out on your unoriginality TWICE
>>triple down on it
>Pathetic.

like arse and knickers in tights while the bint is under a bus

lads what is that book called where there is a young boy in Nazi Germany who makes friends with a Jewish boy and doesn't realise the Jewish boy is in a concentration camp until he gets concentrated and dies

*rents and flat above a shop*
*cuts my hair and get a job*
*smokes some fags and plays some pool*
*pretends I never went to school*

>>72696164
how tall are you?

might have klinefelter syndrome

>>72696189
>get called out on your unoriginality THRICE
>quadruple down on it
Embarrassing.

>>72696195
the boy in the striped pajamas

>>72696192
Rasheed

>>72696125
ok

>>72696180
Problem, you slanty eyed gook?

>>72696164
>TFW conetits
Need progfesterone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W630OQCKCYU

fedora posting is 2016: the gimmick

>>72696164
can get your tits sucked out if it doesnt go away with time

>>72696205
THAT'S IT, you legend

If you have read the book, is it alright? Thinking of reading it myself

>>72696198
i don't lol it's not that extreme im just a bit fat and have bad posture. And i'm 5'10

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The original Australian shitposters.

>>72696242
me on the right

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How are you today comrades?

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>>72696242
FOY

>>72696231
How do you not know that film? Everyone watches it in 1st year

>asian
>paki

just say desi

>>72696231
its a young adult book but yeah it's alright. I don't read much anyway so ask a nerd

satisfying crunch as I wedge an axe-head between pakiboos ears

can we just.........not talk about Australians please

this is supposed to be a safe space

>>72696262
Doing a poo
Feeling pretty comfy

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Just copped this from an autistic black man, rather awkward conversation from the mumbling twat

TOLD you I would get good weed by 14:00 though

>>72696262
Feeling rather capitalist actually.

>>72696265
the facetime that saved /brit/

>>72696269
In 1st year of what, cooking class? You're asking for the blade with such vague posting, sonny jim

>>72696280
sorry

why are there so many women with penises on the internet?

>>72696164
stop eating oestrogen filled food you drone

>>72696262
The free enterprise of industry is the backbone of any developed economy. Sorry honey.

>>72696306
1st year of secondary school you runt

>>72696331
i don't it just runs in my family
brother decided to get built
dad is just really skinny
weirdly high test though, hairy and naturally muscly

>>72696231
its for teens

>>72696364
hair and muscles are not an indicator of testosterone levels

>>72696299
That stuff makes me anxious just looking at it. Smoked forests of the stuff when I was younger but it almost always made me paranoid. Dunno why I didn't quit sooner.

No problem with other people smoking it though of course. I'll just stick with my booze.

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me on the left

killed another thread on /int/ once more with my use of the word 'thwap'

>>72696346
OH SHIT!
>>72696262
Blown the FUCK out.

I think it's over, commies can never recover!

>>72696384
Me touching the floor

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Thoughts on the past?

>>72696326
depressed men trying to make a change

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ignore ant posters

>>72696377
i have broad shoulders, a beard, deep voice (for my height lol) and am naturally muscly
all these indicate high testosterone levels

>>72696377
What is, then?

>>72696406
Breaking news: Jeremy Corbyn on mad rampage with a shotgun in Westminster

>>72695755
Wish I read this reply before clicking on the link. Allah forgive me.

biggest fear is blocking an ambulance while driving because I can't get out of the way

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>>72696418
pretty

>>72696384
I saw a pic from the Crimean War with a black in the British infantry.

Must have been weird as shit. Fighting for a white country in an Asian land against a white country to protect a Muslim country.

>>72696432
alri poleaboo

reminder that the highest levels of human development are achieved in countries with a healthy balance of free market capitalism and an extensive welfare state

Ahh yes
The weekend is almost upon us

do you think if an MP was a poster here then gchq would have to stop monitoring? since youre not allowed to collect MPs internet history

Been such a long time since I stood in a crowd of lads around two other lads having a scrap, chanting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

>>72696475
blocked a police car the other day because i couldn't get out of the way

>>72696364
nobody runs in your family fatty

>>72696513

Meet me outside the arndale at 3pm.

>>72696088
same

>>72696432
none of that says anything about your current testosterone levels though
you mong

>>72696440
that just means you have the genetics for it and you developed properly during puberty

>>72696523
I'll bring the so-called 'scran'

reading some Evelyn Waugh lads

>>72696418
never been

Wish it was a bit more humid
Can't touch a fucking door handle without getting electrocuted

>>72696418
Even in the past people wished they were in the past.

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>The free enterprise of industry is the backbone of any developed economy. Sorry honey.

Eating bread

Love bread

>>72696502
the white american was better off before the welfare state

fuck sake lads I think I'm constipated

>>72696536
>reading comprehension
What is an indicator of high T?

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>>72696418
footballers back then was like yer da now

>>72696378
drinking booze too
life's tough right now

>>72696556
>get called out on your unoriginality SEVEN-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO TIMES
>
>
nvm

is my friend still here?

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>>72696611
what is this in reference to

STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

>>72696556
Imagine this FREAK playing the keyboard-a-tron with his silly little mask on dancing the Irish jig in the streets, with the words "I told you so" tattooed upon his slimy cuntflap lips

>>72696573
a blood test

>>72696536
ah right fair play
i'm veggie so it's pretty easy to load up on estrogen but i work out as well to balance it
not gonna start eating dead bodies because of gyno

never been constipated in my life

>>72696646
yeah mate

what're you doing this weekend?

>>72696560
Hope you love IBS more.

>>72696650
Action Jim, ready to take any challenge

>>>/wsg/1573000
the gf(s)

>>72696646
yeah
hello

Who /McDonald's monopoly/ here?

imagine being from east anglia
*shudders*

>>72696670
me neither but might have not known since I hold my poos until they've breached

>>72696650
Just a little gimmick I did earlier. You wouldn't understand.

>>72696682
god dammit there's some lonely people on here

mum is phoning me
aaaaaaaaaaaa

think I've forgotten how to speak irish

I wish I could sing

>>72696751
heh, yeah.

heh

>>72696709
Want a cheeky Pall Mall?

>>72696670
got a job interview next week so I'll be preparing for that

haven't decided what to wear yet because it's a start up company and I don't want to be too formal

>>72696717
*looks at you blankly*
*takes swill of beer and chooses to ignore it*

sometimes i get the feeling im not welcome here ngl

>>72696763
Dia duit x

>>72696709
me
already has 2 large big tasty meals

>>72696774
ah the ol "job interview"

what's the job, mind I ask?

Hmm, just got accepted at UWE but really want to go to Sheffield instead. Didn't really like Bristol as much, it's fucking stifling.

I hate big cities.

> place that's traditionally considered a cold country
> see temperature
Holy shit, even fucking Norway is warmer than here.

The only comparable country is Russia.

Who /cold/ here?

>>72696790
you're only welcome if you're posting fucking machines
post them btw

>>72696763
TEENKA FURGAWWSAN HADDA SPAKE OIREESH TAE BE SHURRRR BEGORRAH
How about now?

>>72696664
It's kinda useless then? If it doesn't show, it's just a score.

admitted to my mum i didn't go to the interview instead of lying like usual
feels like a weight off my chest
honesty is a good thing

>>72696774
Shirt, black pants and a cardigan always works well. You can never be too formal, unless you're thinking of going in a white tuxedo or something.

>>72696790
i would like you but jews are actively genociding europeans desu

>>72696831
bristol is nicer than sheffield. what are you on

>>72696873
why didnt you go

>>72696822
software engineer

what are your plans for the weekend?

>>72696857
bit racist

>>72696878
>jews are actively genociding europeans desu
no they're not

white people are simply having less kids

>>72696857
racist

>>72696896
had a bout of autism this morning
already have a job though

>>72696790
You're not welcome on earth.

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Had an interesting day today desu


First I went to a funeral, then I helped a baby calf stand up. It will probably not survive as its mother is a bit of a cunt and the other cows keep trying to headbutt it. I was fully ready to grab one of those cunts by the horns and take it to the ground if it tried anything when I was there, but I'm not there anymore so hopefully they just leave it alone.

Also my videogame came in the post >:)

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>>72696843
im not that poster though and my laptop isn't powerful enough to edit and encode hd porn vids of fucking machines like him so i can't even pretend im him
i wish i was though, everyone liked him despite barely posting

>>72696790
There is a certain... stigma... around those of a... semetic provenance. No hard feelings, we Canadians have it hard here too, but certain attitudes are generational and won't fade until well after our lifetimes. *tips wide-brimmed hat in solidarity to the struggle*

>>72696790
Fuck off jewboy

>>72696912
>>72696920
PC gone mad. Can't even rag an Irishman about his wacky accent anymore.

>>72696933
FONT

>>72696949
oh shut up
don't wear to hear your excuses
just POST FUCKING MACHINES

>>72696933
which job is nicer

>>72696940
interesting

>>72696902
anything clean and branded oughta suffice i rex

was supposed to meet cowork runts for beers but idk what theyre doing

21st tomorrow, work sundee and hopefully the beach if there's sun

a week of rain and i'm severly depressed, don't know how Euros do it tbf

>>72696751
whats lonely about it?

>>72696980
fuck off racist

>>72696940
What game?

>>72696914
wonder why that is

>>72696940
what game

>>72696995
dunno, they're both pretty fucking shit
such is life

>>72697011
Check your privilege.

>>72697024
economic development like in all continents

>>72696881
Define 'nicer'.

Sure it's a very ideosyncratic, friendly city. But it's too huge and busy. Feels like a miniature London, that's constantly noisy and full of traffic. Sure it looks good, but living there would be claustrophobic.

Sheffield is way smaller, just as friendly and aesthetically pleasing. Plus it's easy to escape out the city to the Peak District or wherever.

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>Define 'nicer'.
>Sure it's a very ideosyncratic, friendly city. But it's too huge and busy. Feels like a miniature London, that's constantly noisy and full of traffic. Sure it looks good, but living there would be claustrophobic.
>Sheffield is way smaller, just as friendly and aesthetically pleasing. Plus it's easy to escape out the city to the Peak District or wherever.

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Neoliberalism, goy.

got yelled at for filming near the Pentagon lads

>>72697054
ah yes russia the economic powehouse with its staggeringly low birthrate
well up and smell the fucking coffee you pest

Kill whitey

First they came for the Yids, and I did not protest, for I was not a Yid. And then they came for the Taigs, and I did not protest, for I was not a Taig. Then they came for the white children, and I didn't protest because I wasn't a white nationalist. But then they came for the overweight unemployed virgins, and by then it was too late.

>>72697097
Bet you're on a list now.

>>72697024
Because they're selfish, morally bankrupt husks who would sooner abort their own offspring because it gets in the way of their own career ambitions.

>>72697009
aye cheers I'm sure I'll find something to wear

ah yes, i;m sure your lives are all absolutely terrible
try being a white boy in inner city birmingham you ungrateful cunts

>>72697085
I've got a use for you.

*waddles away*

>>72697146
blame the jew

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>>72692396

>>72696831
from what i've seen of bristol it's not that big of a city. you could walk across the centre in 20 minutes, my cousin really likes it there though shes used to birmingham

>>72697146
I think you're the only one here feeling sorry for themselves. I don't envy your position but complaining about it to us won't change anything.

>>72696831

Didn't think Bristol was that big. Only been to Ashton gate though so didn't get a proper look at the place.