SLAVS

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>>72694174
>Serbian - hypermasculine, strong
>Polish - good-looking, intelligent

Not really

>>72694174
Serbian or Bosnian unironically

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>>72694174

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Who the fuck is here?

I am slav.

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>>72694227
my ancestors :)

>>72694174
Czech or Slovene

>>72694217
What's wrong?
>inb4 that autistic poleboo nip

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>>72694174
>Bulgarians
>slavs

>Russians
>slavs

>Macedonians
>slavs

Russian. The only relevant slavic country.

>>72694227
>Molise Croats (Croatian: Moliški Hrvati) or Molise Slavs (Italian: Slavo-molisani, Slavi del Molise) are a Croat community in the Molise province of Campobasso of Italy, which constitutes the majority in the three villages of Acquaviva Collecroce (Kruč), San Felice del Molise (Štifilić) and Montemitro (Mundimitar).[1] There are about 1,000 active and 2,000 passive speakers of the Slavomolisano dialect. The community originated from refugees fleeing from the Ottoman's conquest in the late 15th and 16th centuries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molise_Croats

>>72694174
i hate slaves

Which Slav do you want to be?

SERB (but we are not slavs)

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>>72694380
VERY surprised that a Japanese poster knows this much about Croatians

Now please stop spending time learning about shitholes and learn Java

>>72694456
Mashallah

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>>72694433
Why? :c
I love you

>>72694237
t. churka

>>72694371
>Polacks
>slavs

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>>72694562
The only real Slavs, Vanya.

Slavs is a linguistic group, you autists

>>72694174
Slovenian, Croatian or Czech if I had to choose.

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>>72694174
What's this spot in Italy?

>>72694380
>>72694739

Serbian. To remove kebabs.

Serbs are only Slavs by their language. they look mediterranean.

>>72694775
serve's me right for not reading the thread

>>72694832
Slavs by language:
Bulgarians
Serbs
Macedonians
Croats
Bosnians
Slovenians
Czechs
Sorbs

Real Slavs:
Poles
Russians
Belarusians
Ukrainians
Slovaks

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Kto izrěkl "slavs"?! Odnyne tu je /slav/-tred!

>>72694942
Sejčas utonet. Tut boljše obsuždat' nečego.

>>72694928
Ethnic: Russians, Ukrainians and Belarusians.

Eastern countries are so fucking mixed with churkas, finns and other asiatic shit that people don't even see you as Europeans even.
Russians live somehwere deep in Asia and mongoloid "Russians" live in a fucking Kalinigrad. It's disgusting. Thanks Stalin.

>>72694832
ironically balkanites are only legit and original slavs

>>72694928
Why Slovenians aren't Slavs?

>>72694928
>he writes using the Bulgarian alphabet
>he uses old Bulgarian words
>he thinks he is the real slav
Russians are pathetic on a cosmic level.
>inb4 it is an alphabet crated by Greeks
Russian education.When you start writing in glagolic than you can claim that your language is not a far offshoot of Bulgarian and then you can clam that you are not writing using the Bulgarian alphabet.

And you dare call yourself a real slav?Fucking subhuman bydlo putinbots like you need to be sent to Syberia so you can reconnect with your true roots Russian dogs.

>>72695066
Because they're Slavic-speaking Krauts

>>72695066
Može byti, za to, že oni su nemci?

slavic females are beautiful

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>>72694174
>Polish - good-looking, intelligent

>>72695036
Mixed people don't count as Russians here. I think you overestimate our mixing and ethnic hatred towards us.

>>72695090
Calm down, Boris

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>>72695094
>>72695098

>>72695131

It's you? You were cute when you were a child.

>>72694174
>Which Slav do you want to be?

But I'm already a Slav anon. Just deeply in denial.

>>72695090
>he writes using the Bulgarian alphabet
Modern Cyrillics was created by a Dutch team + two Russians and one German by Peter I's order and under his control. Nobody uses your version of Cyrillics anymore except priests.

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Im fine as r1bler, but if I had to be a slav id either be a:
Czech living in a comfy, homogenous country with great beer and rich heritage. Culturally in the sweet spot of east and western europe.
Neither Savage nor cucked.

>Sorb
Lets play ethnic survival-withering europe dlc.
Attributes are:
-on reproduction and numbers
-economic dependence on coal that cannibalises your living space.
+historical victim status
+first world enviroment

もちろんポーランドです!

>>72695261
OVO

>>72695269
>Nobody uses your version of Cyrillics anymore except priests
>There are Russians who still use the original Bulgarian Cyrillic
>implying that the new Cyrillic isn't based on Bulgarian Cyrillic still
You can't escape from your Bulgarian roots.
You should start using Latin symbols.

Kogato ti trjabvam, zvǎnni mi
i pak kǎm teb približi me
Razbǎrkani dumi kaži mi
na santimetri, blizo do mene

>>72694227
I prefer to be this

>>72695516
We don't use original. Not trying to "escape" anything to be quite honest.

>>72695557
>nn

for what purpose?

>>72695606
idk

>Кoгaтo ти тpябвaм, звънни ми

>>72694174
lol

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>>72694380
Croats are not Slavs, you zitto animale.

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Czech

>>72695600
Are your priest not Russian?
>Not trying to "escape" anything to be quite honest.
Sure you are >>72694928
You are trying to say that slavs share only language similarities when in fact most slavs share folklore similarities as well.

You also try to profess yourself as a beacon of slavdom when the only thing that your shit country has given to slavs lately is misery.

>>72695766
>has given to slavs lately is misery
What? When? Why?

>>72695633
звън=ringing sound
звъни=something is producing a ringing sound
звънни=you force something to produce a ringing sound

>>72695879
thanks

In Russian
звoн
звoнит
звoни

Кoгaтo ти тpябвaм, звънни ми = Кoгдa я нyжнa тeбe, звoни мнe

>>72695878
>What? When? Why?
How old are you?Do you support Putin?

>>72695964
>Кoгaтo ти тpябвaм, звънни ми
>Кoгaтo ce нyждaeш oт мeн ми звънни.
>Кoгaтo имaш нyждa oт мeн....
>etc.
There are slight nuances that can be further nuanced by the context.

Slovenia

Croats are not Slavs. We are descendants of Illyrian kings.

>>72696295
WE

>>72694325
Probably he's sad cause he's actually Slav, and what's worse, he's Pole.
Now he see how other people want to become shit what he is, and he can't believe how people are stupid these days.

I guess

>>72694616
>>72694635
I see you are here, my autistic meme-lovers.

If Russians are not Slavs, therefor Poles are not Slavs, because they are kinda 80-90% simillar with their genes.

Slavs are ethno-linguistic group, we have much in common in our culture, genes, mentality and spirit. I know you autists dislike each other, but that means nothing, we are still relatives you stupid fags.

>>72696964
It's the Russians that have similar genes to the Poles. Not the opposite.

Also
>Kazakh flag
WE

>>72695972
Yes

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>>72694174

>>72694174
Bosnian without a doubt.

>>72695094
>>72695098
DELET

>>72697029
>It's the Russians that have similar genes to the Poles
ok, my hysterical lady, ok.

>flag = ethnicity
???

>>72697090
they are honestly worst slavs, is there any reason for bosnia besides them being muzzies

>>72695327
This is slav thread ёп твoю мaть

>>72697350
>muh hysterical lady
It's you who's hysterical ITT.

m-muh slavic brotherhood.

>>72697385
We have many Bosnian refugees here, so that's the only culture I know of.For others all I have are memes for information.

>>72695766
>Are your priest not Russian?
Oh, I got you. Like 0.001% of our books are in old Cyrillics, you can have it.
>72694928
It's not me.

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>>72694174
Yugoslav

>>72696295
Ale medžutym vy donyne imate slovjanski jezyk

>>72695766
>the only thing that your shit country has given to slavs
Life. We saved you from Turks. Too bad some shitty countries stopped us from destroying the Sick Man forever.

>>72695327
Зиттo aнимaлe.

>>72697350
Hey, but you know that ethnicy has nothing to do with being Slav or not?
Bulgarians are Slavs, though they are genetically closer to Turks, and were speaking turkish language over 1500 years ago. It's rather cultural-linguistic group. And Russian (language) is Slavic only in 60-70%, rest is mainly Ugro-Finnic and Samojedic

>>72697623
>rest is mainly Ugro-Finnic
Kto ti pověděl takų glupost?

>>72697468
>m-muh slavic brotherhood
I actualy don't attach particular importance to this shit, it's just the scientific fact which I should stay.

you become very tense every time you hear anything about russians, as I see. just don't try to shift your problems on me m8.

>>72697707
Google about percentage of vocabulary that comes from Uralic languages in Russian
Chuja nie głupoty

A chuj tobie kurwa kacapie

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>>72696964
>because they are kinda 80-90% simillar with their genes
Not really. There is some overlap with purely Slavic Russians but it's nowhere close to 80%

>>72697623
>Bulgarians are Slavs, though they are genetically closer to Turks, and were speaking turkish language over 1500 years ago
just google some history and genetical researches regarding Bulgarians. you are trying to memefy everything again.


>And Russian (language) is Slavic only in 60-70%, rest is mainly Ugro-Finnic and Samojedic
you forgot Turkic, and the Samojedic lexical stratum is almost irrelevant in Russian.
that means nothing anyway, just what you tried to say by this? Slavs just took the words from the languages of people they settled near, it's naturally.

Czech.

Czech Republic seems the coziest (maybe tied with Slovenia), they aren't retardedly nationalistic, and seem to enjoy freedom.

>>72697947
both Russians and Poles have mainly the haplogroup R1a1 and it's about 50% in both populations.

>>72697947
Nice graph but without any context it is just a MEME that suits your agenda.
What is component 1 and what is component 2?
>>72697623
>Bulgarians are Slavs, though they are genetically closer to Turks
Wow just wow.You have no shame when you start pulling shit out of your ass.
>and were speaking turkish language over 1500 years ago
>TURKISH???
>1500 years ago there was no Turkey
>but this fine lad from Poland i telling me that we spoke Turkish
Are you a MEME lad?Cus if you aren't you are becoming one as we speak.

>>72695094
Wow, so Slovenians are what Czechs always wanted to be...

>>72694227
heard of

etRUScans?

>>72698656
you mean "Eto Ruski"?

>>72698656
>>72698674
fun fact.
Polish professor studied their language and found out it's more similar to Polish than Russian lmao

He got KREMLIN'D for that.

>>72698451
Yeah thats why we started pan-slavic movement and reinvented our language in 19. Century

>>72698321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgar_language
Hello there
First language of ppl that are now Bulgarians were turkic
They adapted slavic language when they settled on what is today Bulgaria
Why do you feel bad with it?

>>72698674
Holy shit, contact all history professors you know, we've got something here

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>>72698252
>he doesn't understand the difference between yDNA and auDNA
Wew educate yourself bro

And when it comes to yDNA, Russians have around 10 pp less R1a than Poles

>>72698321
>What is component 1 and what is component 2?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principal_component_analysis

>>72698733
>pseudoscience

>>72697606
jebiga
puka slučajnost

>>72697814
Nu ja vyšukal, že russki ima ~20% zajemnyh slov, i vęćša čęst' od njih byla vzęta iz grečskogo, latinskogo, anglijskogo, nemeckogo, francuzskogo, turečskogo i persidskogo.
I to zvuči pravdopodobněje, ibo uralski jezyki nikogdy ne iměli značimy vplyv na russki

>>72698746
>ppl that are now Bulgarians
>They adapted slavic language when they settled on what is today Bulgaria
did they just adapted slavic language from nobody or did the slavs disappeared after 'ppl that are now Bulgarians' adapted their language?

Eastern German. The only Slav any white man would be.

>>72698746
>he doesn't make the difference between turkish and turkic
>he fails to make the connections in history or the divisions in history
Go on lad make more of a MEME of yourself.

>>72699550
One drop rule.

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A znaš li ty, anone, že vse języki sę zarodili od prapolskogo?

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>>72700548
dobry post

>>72695036
>>72697623
>Finns
>asiatic shit
Yeah, fuck off slav.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZZJeMKJV3M

>>72704368
Danes are slavshits as well.

>>72695094
Not, it's the other way around. Austrians are German speaking Slovenians. They just didn't finish their job of germanizing us.

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Slovenians and Czechs are the only Slavs who are not piss poor, so these 2 are the only viable options

Maybe Russian is also an option because of the meme factor, and Croatians are at least partially civilized.

>>72694174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoXK2c665z4
Russian is the only true answer.

>>72705359
>below world average
I didn't know it was that bad.

>>72705359
>mountain jews and gypsies can into money
And why I'm not surprised?

>>72705359
If Germans and Anglos want to genocide you, like in ww1-2, I bet stakes will be on their side.

>>72705359
>Croatians are at least partially civilized
Only the ones from Zagorje and Zagreb(Purgers)maybe even Istrians too

>>72694174
Russian

>>72705830
Is it actually bad?

Russians are pigdog's scum

>>72708406
>t. payed /po/-cancer
When you go back? 26th March?

>>72708551
fuck off ruski

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>>72709887
>>72708551
Take a seat, comrades. We need to talk.

Serb desu senpai

>>72694325
>>inb4 that autistic poleboo nip
You mean you and you mean pole?

What is your angle janikowski?

>>72709944
Nalivaj, tovariš.
Nu, za zdorovje!

Are Lithuanians and Latvians Slavs?

>>72697623
>Bulgarians are Slavs, though they are genetically closer to Turks,

How ignorant can you be?

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>>72698990
still more slavic than the rest of the balkanshits tb h
and id argue, that prolly the most important coutnry for slavic culture after Russia

>>72711499
>the most important coutnry for slavic culture after Russia
Oh yes.

You and Russians made Slavs known for: alcoholism, stealing, squatting, bydlo, whores and being poor.

>>72711615
thats purely russia tho

>>72711615
To vy znali i bez našej pomoci tbqh

>>72711831
ayy

>>72711615
>stealing
>bydlo
quite polish things

>>72694174
>Slovene
I'm from Cleveland and I'm suicidal.

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>tfw half Polish
>only half good looking and half intelligence

>>72694174
>separating a "croatian", a "bosnian", and a "serbian" language
That's retarded.
Split it like so:

Čakavian - spoken in western Croatia
Kajkavian - spoken in northern Croatia
Torlakian - spoken in eastern Serbia (forms a continuum with Bulgarian)
Štokavian - spoken everywhere else. This is what "Bosnian", "Croatian", and "Serbian" are.

Štokavian has 3 subdialects: Ekavian, Ikavian, and Ijekavian. Ijekavian is spoken in parts of Bosnia and Croatia (Slavonia, Dalmatia) and Ikavian in parts of Croatia and Bosnia.

So, in Bosnia and parts of Croatia you hear "vrijeme", but in Dalmatia "vrime", and in most of Serbia and a few places in Croatia, "vreme".
(all meaning "time")

>>72711831
Loving this panslavic my friend.

>>72711831
Kochaju ten panslawijski druhu, jesli volite.

>>72695094
Kuga s mә glih kәr reku, ti kurba mәjhna? Jest tә puvem, de sәm zvežban holcar pa de sәm biu že doskat zravәn, k sej kramper pubirou; saj 300 gajb ga mam že nabranga. Drva znam cepәt z eno roko, traktor uhkә pa u miže furam. Tuko tem žvajznu, de teu du Buhina pa nazaj udnesvә, vrjem mә. K to pišem, že brusәm skiro pa vežem štrәk. Mrtu s ti, toja držina, usә toj prjatlә, pa še ceu toj rod za sto generacij nazaj. Ščijem pu grobovәh tojga roda, ungavәm tә use babe u držin pa use drva tәm ud bajte udnesu. Suvata nәjt u cvet pride pa mlek nәj set skisa. Ti nis nәč u primerjau z mano. Upam, de vәm vәs pәrdelk preč pride, pa usa žvina crkne. Dep te kura bәcniva pa pәs puscau. Vem ke žviš pa vem, ke mate kluče ud bajte skrite. Merkej se, k bom zj hmau pršu. Frderbou tem preh, kokr uhkә Učenәš zmolәš.

U moj drušnə so usə jagrə u far; skəp ga pjemo usək dan pu šihtə. Skəp pupjemo več šnopsa, kokr ga u ceumo let u petəh občinah nardejo. Duma mam tri puše, ut tga dve šnelfajərce pa eno pušo z rešpetinəm. Z enmo šusəm uhkə frderbam tri vepre naenkat, auslezvam t jəh pa tuko hit, de tut za pumežikənt nimaš cajt. Ti se kər devej kunštnga, sam de se nauš krvau useknu, pruklet baštart.
Čep ti vedu, s kerga se kle norca devaš, nep tukole guvoru. Tis gutov tak pauliha, de hodəš u gmajno srobret rauhat; jest grem skor usək dan pu južnə u gmajno žagat tuko det puvem de səm že dost takəh pankrtov stumbou, k so pu moj host vandral.

>>72694174
Turko-slav

>>72707619
t. leftwing-leaning parasite

>>72694174
Polski

>Only 1 mention of Slovak
Are Slovaks bad or something?

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>>72694473
>Java
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
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GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
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YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
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BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
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EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

>>72695098
Može biti da so rusi v bistvu mongoli?