/brit/

reee piss off cara i was made my thread first

might do a cheeky suicide

got a decent little no fap streak going on

>>72692432
the thread that gets linked first gets the bananas, it's the rule

started drinking at 10:30am
ah yes, a new low

m' d' a c' s'

>>72692457
madman

'n t' 'ps an' wa' owt?

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>>72692389
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've watched at least one of his rallies before forming this opinion. i've seen dozens of his rallies and i can honestly say he's genuine. the fact he's following through on all of his campaign promises proves this.

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Give me all your liquid asessets and I'll build a tower. It'll be the best tower you've ever seen. People they say, they say, 'Trump. He builds towers like no one else!'. Why do they say that? Because they know I build great towers. It will be Yuge! *knows exactly which contractors to call to make the building with illegal labour and shitty construction material*

>>72692239
They all do that in public, but what decides who will lead is determined in private. Think of this conversation taking place:

>right lads, i'm gonna run for leader, because...
Every candidate has to fill in that last bit convincingly to get the support of the party, movement, whatever. There are others also filling in that last bit, and while cronyism, nepotism and stuff like that is a factor, people usually give way to emotional arguments more than rational arguments. For the left this is often a barrage of sob stories, for the right this is more likely to be a barrage of boasts designed to instill confidence.

When you start trying to run, the first thing you're asked is "where is your money gonna come from?" You have to do fundraising. This can be grassroots, door-to-door donations (eg. Obama) or it can be fundraising events, galas etc, where you effectively sell access to powerful politicians (eg. Giuliani), or maybe you already have the money from other enterprises (eg. Trump). The fundraising methods differ but the arguments used to exert influence will tend to depend on which side you are trying to take charge of.

>>72692457
fuck anyone who says when you can and can't drink

i would kill myself if i didn't put a bit of whisky in my coffee each morning

England akbar

Think I'm getting your more and more autistic every day

>>72692481
'tto

>>72692416
>>72692480
ah yes the suburbs

>>72692481
'o

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>>72692480
yodeling at the australian postal service

*drives all the whisky out of australia*

>>72692488
>i would kill myself if i didn't put a bit of whisky in my coffee each morning
feel free to

>>72692481
'tto

>>72692457
its not morning drinking if you haven't gone to bed

2bhfam

>>72692457
*gets you a lucozade*

>>72692522
i have gone to bed
i had a job interview at 9:30 but instead of going i bought a maccies breakfast and some beer and came back home
i was dressed up and everything

really need to stop eating dinners I prepared literally a week prior and have been sitting in the fridge since

>>72692481
'?

doing a friday night

>>72692547
classy friday morning desu

I think I'll hit the bottle at lunch as it's friday

>>72692547
jesus man sort your shit out

>>72692561
go outside you weirdo

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? '

wish this runt would stop talking about his job interview

>>72692481
... its a ring-toss game

>>72692561
is it friday already? jesus, could've sworn it thursday yesterday

>>72692567
in my defence, i already have a job
i booked today off to go to the interview
>>72692580
sorry
very distressing situation

trying to dox a girl I matched with on tinder online just to find more pics of her to fap to and having a really bad time lads

Sent the Mum a Mother's Day card via Moonpig last night. £3.64, the bare minimum one can spend on a Moonpig. Well, it's a "holiday" invented by the greetings card companies and I'm not made of money!

At least I remembered, not like some of you ungrateful cunts.

In the toilet cubicle
Fucking freak outside keeps pacing up and down and muttering to himself

>>72692547
Being unemployed would be great if it weren't for the whole running out of money part.

Imagine a world where you didn't have to work, but you still got money to pay rent and buy cheap food and beer.

Being rich must be great; not having to work to survive.

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'D

outside the toilet cubicle
Fucking freak has been sat in there giggling for half an hour

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>>72692634

might give prepping all my meals on sunday a go

>>72692608
give him a wank

'ght 'd a 'cide

>>72692605
hate it when you go on a fit bird from work's social media and she doesn't have any wankable pics
so fucking selfish

>>72692607
shit I really can't afford to forget this year

Its her birthday and all

THaiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiLAAAeeAAAAADdddddddDDdddddddddddddd

>>72692642
it's friday evening m8, fancy a stream?

'ght 'ink a 'zade

stop enabling the nonce

>>72692675
I'm finishing work in 3 minutes then going out

>>72692689
kill yourself

>>72692663
Sort it out now, before you forget. One less thing to worry about.

>>72692689
out?

going out noncing you nonce

>>72692698
no

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>>72692674

>>72692708
please?

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on the morning commute and noticed this qt

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>and they say it's the white man i should fear
>but it's my own kind doing all the killing here
tupac was redpilled af

>>72692722
perhaps later

reckon NEETdom would be the final nail in my coffin

got many issues that hang over me like a cloud, but the thought of being unemployed and broke (and by extension no apartment and probably car or even internet) makes me shudder

>>72692689
fuck you

ah....yes........the much...........hated................thai............................lad.......…................

>>72692657
haha something kinda similar happened to me

wanted to wank to some photographers pics, but the only pics all over her page were photography shite with the odd selfie interspersed

>>72692730
thats why (((they))) had him killed

>>72692733
>apartment

FOY

stop encouraging the kiddyfiddler

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>>72692689
And we all know where you go after work.

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>>72692735
Have a nice day :^)

>>72692727
she could probably see you taking the picture in the window reflection

saw a right qt at the art gallery yesterday, don't think she thought the same

>>72692730
But it's the white man that forces the black to kill???

>>72692760
me on the right

>maxresdefault.jpg

>>72692773
would be a bit narcissistic if she did

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'e 'f

>>72692776
no it's not

>>72692756
saying 'flat' makes me sound like a fucking council tenant

>>72692813
thanks doc

>>72692800
>(3.82 MB, 4000x3000)
Shan't even begin to contemplate the idea that I might possibly move my cursor in the general direction of this image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Wfiz4x2XU
want to go to iceland lads

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>>72692800
reminds me of my ex sc gf

>>72692813
CALL ON MEE
CALL ON MEEEE

>>72692800
>6 hours to open this image
na

>>72692819
>afraid of spending his monthly worth of MBs all at once

>>72692827
>blowing a dildo

disgusting bint

>>72692808
> called flat
> not literally flat

> apartment
> actually a compartment

> condominium
> not a miniature condom

>>72692827
>Lynn Lew
moar like Lynn Lewd

boss has the narcos theme tune as his ringtone

completely ruined it for me desu

*a 'cide appears on the horizon*

>>72692827
>the dildos balls are wrinkly
did a giggle at that
for what purpose

>>72692865
In general, if my dad ever got into anything I liked, I wouldn't like it anymore.

If he likes it, it must be shit.

>>72692884
well known fact most sluts have daddy issues

*a 'cide menacingly walks towards you*

*as I shove your 'cide in my mouth*

>>>/o/16891290

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>>72692727

>>72692733
When I went hitch-hiking with a mate about 12 years ago, we met an old raggedy guy at a services who'd gone hitch-hiking like us years and years ago. He'd got stranded or had a breakdown or something, and never left that services. He was living in a sort of old abandoned cargo box from a train and eating out of the services bins. He was banned from going into the actual services. I remember his skin, clothes, hair, all was the same colour, this kind of murky mud brown, but weirdly, I don't remember him smelling that terrible like you'd expect. Never asked us for a thing, he just came and sat with us and told us his situation. If he told us his name, I don't remember it. I gave him a can of beans, opened it for him with my Swiss Army knife and he was over the moon with it, poor sod.

Looking back, the manager of the services should've sorted him out with a bit of help getting back on his feet or something. Call a homeless or mental health group for him. Maybe he regarded him as being like a pet tramp, got off on the power he had over him. I dunno, but I sometimes think about that fella and what his life must be like. All that time, his whole existence revolving around that little motorway services off the beaten track. Good chance he's dead by now. Wonder how the services staff dealt with that.

fool of a took

does the law say you can't tax a vehicle without insurance, or you can't insure a vehicle without tax?

whatever it is, it's retarded

>>72692964
Shan't be allowing one letter of this to be processed by my visual cortex.

>>72693016
Was I talking to you?

she didnt add me on FB but did to my not good looking friend

ok

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j'suis pas dans tes histoires de Nation
mais plutôt de 3 ienclis vers Nation

>>72693051
these were the hardest ever bars in french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5FkmPu8t8

Quoi qu'ils disent Man, le rincif ne sera jamais en crise Man
ramène la dope la plus forte ils vont me sucer comme si je m'appelais Griezmann

need an aussie bf to encourage me to drink all the time

>>72693073
tru they're good

>>72693051
>>72693073
hello nigger

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mum is sitting im my chair again

now then ladies. can't stop, got to get me arse in gear and crack on with some of these errands. in a bit.

>the racist yank is a NEET who stays up all night
makes sense

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got a tooth ache lads

>>72693157
*kisses it better*

>>72693157
serves you right

Ah yes, working the second of my two jobs tonight because otherwise I can't afford rent

KM

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dont think the plumber is coming lads

Mr Shreekerberginstein shant be pleased

some madman in the metro was saying weird stuff like talking about zionism palestine israel jesus christ the french revolution. he was saying a lot of actually relevant stuff but was overall really funny. he looked like a clean bloke by the way, not some homeless. the metro was almost empty so i could laugh openly and there was a very nice cute girl in front of me and she laughed too
we looked at each other quite some times and went out at the same station. she walked behind me then parted her way once outside
pretty gutted shalll have engaged conversation i shall have

>>72693043
have you considered the possibility that you are utterly reprehensible as a human being?

>>72693179
did he really? wow that's fascinati-*pretends to get a phone call*
>hello? yeah one second mate
sorry this is important, i've got to take this

>>72693157
had one of those once, went to the hospital and they gave me morphine

totally worth it

did a wank thinking about my ex gf when she was 15-16

gotta do a 3 hour drive in a bit
on no sleep
should be fun

>>72693210
good looking people like myself get shit tested all the fucking time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zLvIemyc2Y

chooon

>>72693242
dude did you get high lmao

>>72693252
>shit tested
of course you're a pua mong
why don't you just get a nice gf who loves you
has anyone ever loved you?

need a 'cide
and i need it now

>>72693265
yeah

they let me drive home while i was on it too

might drink a bit of the old cider

>>72693275
too high standards

Play me songs from
1954 before rock and roooollllll

just pulled a sicky lads
mr nosebergstein will be absolutely fuming when he hears the news

'cide and cide'
noice

Ahh yes 190kg masterbater is here

See you later lads

lads have you heard the news
apparently there was an attack in london the other day

>>72693179
I know what that's like. All you needed was an opener, something funny to break the ice, but all you could think was "I'M BLOWING MY CHANCE, THINK OF SOMETHING, GET CLOSER BUT DON'T BE CREEPY, WHAT DOES ALL THIS EYE CONTACT MEAN OH FUCK YOU IDIOT YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT YOU'RE JUST STANDING HERE, TOO STUPID AND TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO MAKE THE NEXT MOVE, OH AND SHE'S STILL THERE, STILL THERE, RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING ARE YOU?! YOU ARE BLOWING YOUR CHANCE RIGHT AT THIS VERY SECOND. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE LONELY AND WILL ALWAYS BE LONELY. JUST GO HOME AND HAVE A WANK LIKE THE PATHETIC FAILURE THAT YOU ARE..."

Fuck you brain, why you gotta get in the way like that?

>>72693308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POD-PSTdEcE

>>72693307
or many you are uglier than you think you lanky insecure twat

' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '?

>>72693361
did you hear there was an air strike on a syrian school?

thought not.

>>72693448
probably because he doesn't live in syria

> rarely see a Jew my entire life
> do a shift at Hudson's Bay (high-end convenience store)
> see two openly Hasidic men and a woman with a star of david necklace

My cities 3% Jewish, so it's not that there aren't any around. They're just never visibly Jewish.

Apparently they're all in the rich part of town; hence why I never see them.

>>72693334
Go get some clove oil from the "pharmacy" and get it on your tooth, lad. Get some cotton wool buds, I think you call them "Q-Tips," to use as applicators. Get some painkillers while you're there as well but don't do them on an empty stomach.

>>72693460
>do a shift at Hudson's Bay (high-end convenience store)
theyre coming here and they only put black people in the ads

>>72693129
why does your "mum" have a boner?

>>72693463
im not even the lad with a toothache but thanks

Where do you plan on moving to when Europe finally falls?

I was thinking Iceland or Australia

According to leftists the London attack has nothing to do with immigration because the terrorist got converted to Islam in prison instead of being born Muslim

Really makes me think

>>72693522
cool

>>72693513
Sorry mate, thought you were someone else. You look just like him from behind....

Oi,
>>72693157,
'ere:
>>72693463

>>72693520
probably be drafted and beheaded in the desert

>people complain about traffic jams everywhere in the country/taking forever to commute in London
>these same people are in favour of unlimited migration into our country
REALLY makes you think

>>72693522
BAN PRISONS

>>72693382
yeah those capital letters are too real
im quite sure i could have done something about her case or at least tried because trying is hundred times better than staying passive
but hey c'est la vie innit...

>>72693562
Nobody likes you

>>72693591
ok

just had a drunk wank

drunk wanks are the worst, don't know why i bother

currently sat on my arse doing a think

Saw a cyclist weaving through congested traffic this morning.

He crashed (nothing serious) trying to squeeze between a stationary car and the trailer the car was pulling.

Three hours later I have yet to find my sides.

>>72693448
thousands of people starve to death in africa every day

>>72693618
not wanked for 7 days

>>72693522
>british born
how much does that annoy you loooool
there's clearly something about british society which causes some men and women to take up extremism

I wanna kill myself today

going to bell the weedman
don't usually contact him this early so unsure what luck i'll have

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just woke up lads

>>72693649
because of capitalism

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>My wages have just gone up my 1% which in real terms is a fall

>over 50% of the population don't want more muslims to come to the country
>politicians that are meant to represent us have completely the opposite opinion
think a military coup might be in order

new weedman is a woman
dont really care but my mates told me it was weird to get bamboo from a girl

tobias ellwood for pm

>>72693614
Now fuck off you annoying wankstain

>>72693683
what's to do kidder?

>>72693705
representative democracy is designed to overcome the idiots

>>72693712
best dealers ive ever had were female

>>72693588
See if there's a paper or website for your city that has one of those "were you the man in the red sweater at the bus stop on such-and-such street, wednesday afternoon? i'm the woman in the pink, we had a moment etc. contact this number if you want to get in touch." things.

I always see them in the back of our newspaper and think the chances of it working are microscopic, but it would make a great story if it brought two people together. Maybe you could put one of those things in yourself?

>>72693656
don't care

weedman didn't answer the little prick
going to have to contact the alt-weedman

>>72693705
how do you stop immigration of muslims?

Surprising lack of (You)s today considering the high quality of my posts. Maybe I'll fuck off and come back later with some serious bait.

Mebbe I'll pretend to be a lass.

>>72693749
Clearly not when this representative democracy will lead to many more terrorist incidents and violence/acts of crime in the years to come.

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>>72693486
When I worked there, they had this poster on very large display.

I don't think Hudson's Bay have their own ads up; just their trade flag and emblem, but they have ads up for the most reprehensible, overpriced, Emperor's-new-clothes "high-end" fashion shit. Like a shitty perfume that costs $300, probably smells like a dead hooker, and the advert is just a picture of lesbians and interracial couples.

Being in there for 16 hours was like having a front seat to the social engineering of the suburban middle and upper-middle class.

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>>72693776
>ringing weedmen at 11am

>>72693692
how is capitalism to blame

>>72693784
Follow Donald Trump's lead.

>>72693784
Put a picture up at customs, of Muhammad in a red circle with a line through it.

>>72693830
weed is a daytime drug
unless your weedman is also a cokeman, it shouldn't be a problem

>>72693683
speak to us, lad. what is on your mind? get it off your chest

>>72693769
there must be I guess. but on the other hand I don't really care there's cute girls everywhere tbH. just had a nice moment with this one but whatever really. dont really think all that hassle is needed because the downfall will be even bigger if it doesn't work

>>72693752
yeah and shes proper nice too.
might do a plug finessing

If we were to kill every muslim in the UK, it'd still be less than the number of Jews the Germans killed in the Holocaust

So is that really that bad of a solution? Just eradicate the problem

bit gutted I didn't get to partake in hwndu 'pool edition

>>72693645
was sat in traffic in wandsworth at a big roundabout with 5 lanes, everyone stopped at a red light. cyclist with toe clips weaves to the front, stops and does that thing where they balance on 2 wheels. only he completely fucks it up and sloooowly topples over. couldn't get his feet out of his mongy clips so just crashed into the ground. about 200 cars full of people watched him. laughed my bollocks off. wanker.

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>>72693911
It was quality. Didn't get to be on the scene myself due to geography but watching it go down was hilarious.

>>72693881
thinking about exes bruh, always ended on good terms but never talk to them again. got a text from one when i was sleeping asking how i was and now i want to die

*looks for IOIs*

>>72693978
>your qt gf sent you a text message asking how you are
fuck man, I'm sorry

alt weedman didn't pick up either
may even have to contact the alt-alt-weedman

>>72694031
you wont be sort until after 3/4pm and even if you do it'll be shit

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>weed

>oral sex

I find it appalling. Defile your gf's mouth with your penis or defile my mouth with the eternal wound? no thanks

>>72694070
the main weedman has never sold a shit draw in his life
i'll be smoking one by 14:00 GMT latest

>>72693960
you can't goad them into retalliating then act surprised when they actually do it
all the while pretending you aren't even playing
it's pathetic

>they have not won, nor will they ever win
>THAT'S NOT FAIR, I'M NOT PLAYING ANY MORE

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>>72694108

>>72694091
>defile
fuck off
nothing better than cumming in a bird's mouth and kissing her after

>>72694134
we'll see
i will post pics

you must be cracking my eggs!

>>72694136
>kissing her after
might as well cum into your own mouth

egg

>>72694210
>might as well cum into your own mouth
it's not as fun without the 3rd party

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>>72694221

parents took me on holiday during term-time and I have paid for it ever since

monkeh fella

New Gorillaz is alright lads

>>72693910
You could always say: "at least we aren't as bad as Hitler".

>>72694323
not feeling it t b h

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepe_the_Frog
doing a read

'member when you used to be excited that a movie had nudity because it meant you could see some tits?

>>72692480
>>72692416
is this for the guys who can't drive a bike?

>>72694354
I don't like Ascension, but other than that they're good.

Saturnz Barz was shit on first listen but it's growing on me fast. Kind of like Frankie Sinatra from Wildflower.

>>72694389
i remember being like 11 and watching "The Man Show" every time i was alone at night and hoping for something good
the trampoline credits were nice but the show never had any bare boobs to my dismay

>>72694360
Pepe actually predates 4chan. He was originally the hit character on children's television cartoon, Growing up Tadpole. He started as a tadpole though, and he didn't become a frog until years later.

>>72693910
Ethical problems with that aside:

All the muslim countries would declare jihad on us (again, but more so). Allies would be a bit hesitant to join in because they're all full of muslims who would go mental. Terror attacks and general muslim-on-non-muslim attacks would skyrocket to a daily, twice-daily occurrence. There would probably be lightly armed muslim militias on the streets rampaging and going mental. The army would have to fight them either the way they fought the IRA, or if we're too far gone, go the way of Serbia and have a brutal civil war marked by genocidal massacres.

We're surely past the point of peacefully going back to the way things were now. Either we will slowly be overtaken over the next 5, 6, 7 decades, like a frog in a pot of water getting hotter and hotter, before a revolution occurs and Islamic leadership is imposed (unlikely). Or there will be a minor or major civil war scenario described above, as happened in N.Ireland or Serbia. Or, and I honestly believe it's possible, we will somehow learn to co-exist peacefully, somehow the muslims will be convinced or forced to give up their dreams of domination, integrate properly, and accept the British way of life as a permanent fixture in Britain.

Not a fan of the outlook for this century though to be perfectly honest with you.

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whether report: got a lot of rain this afternoon which made the rest of the day very cool

>>72694323
shant be doing with this 360 nonsense desu

>>72694451
>Or, and I honestly believe it's possible, we will somehow learn to co-exist peacefully
>I honestly believe it's possible
howling

>>72694442
wrong
you clearly didn't read th earticle

>>72694451
You also have to remember; 90% of white Brits, even many in government, would come to the aide of Muslims.

In fact, those "Muslim militias" would be mostly pro-Muslim non-Muslim anti-Muslim-Genocide militias.

just don't understand why pepe exploded in popularity in the last two years when he was very well known as sad frog for ages prior

bored, lads.
wut do?

>>72694506
I definitely remember this. I watched Growing up Tadpole all of 8th grade. He wasn't a frog yet, but that tadpole was fucking Pepe man. Pepe the tadpole.

>>72694547
give and receive affection with your gf

>>72694547
what is there to do in russia aside from krokodil and drinking vodka

>>72694497
You never know what we're capable of. Mass mind control is a thing. Propaganda is a powerful thing. The rate of technological progress is exponential right now, and if we can get over the hump of the regressive leftist influence, maybe we can make radical social progress in a truly liberal direction (tolerance, equality etc) that even brainwashed muslims can't resist. Never say never, especially when you're facing down a potential catastrophe.

>>72694547
start an anti-kremlin blog

ah yes the gf is a work already recieved 8 texts and its only 12 o cock

>>72694547
Down a fifth of vodka and drive into a lake.

>>72694638
aww but don't care

>>72694547
drink surrogate alcohol and absorb kremlin propaganda

>>72694592
i'm gf myself and no lesbo.
>>72694544
everyone wants to be smug and cool pepe, not sad pooftetic looser pepe.

>>72694638
I miss this

>>72694663
>>72694682
hmm, bit too extremal.

gfycat com/ForcefulWarmGyrfalcon

>tfw born a male with the inferior body to play with

but in the end all come from what's come before

What do I make my afternoon movie? I was thinking either Black Dynamite or Andrei Rublev

>>72694620
you're talking about a group of people raised from birth to hate us and our way of life, whose basic beliefs advocate our subjugation, this whole crisis will end with our destruction (looking extremely likely) or theirs

yeah all this fame is madness
i blew off my fame it's a madting
but my mum's in the grave it's a sadting
but when i feel pain it's a lab ting
life is a madness

>>72694683
will you be my 4chan gf
all americans know russian girls fantasize about getting YANKED

>>72694738
The last lyric of the last Beatles song on their last album are the words I live by: "I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter".

need to convince someone at work to cover my saturday 14:00-22:00 shift lads what do you think are the chances of someone wanting such a tasty shift

The fake tube sign went viral because it's part of the narrative public figures are starting to build around what the attack actually means.

Unsurprising that the building narrative is empire-retro stoicism, reinforcing the general deterioration of public discourse in this country

>>72694759
i was thinking about watching short term 12 the other day but then i decided to refresh webpages for 2 hours instead

>>72694809
Hotel?

>>72694779
o-ok, but only if you aren't fat and won't be jelly to my real bf(s) :3

>>72694852
Aldi

>>72694779
The United States would be too hot for her. She'd steam alive like a crab.
>>72694683
Canada is like Russia, but without the poverty, dictatorship, and culture of servility.

I will move to Scotland

>>72694852
Prozzie

>>72694776
I like this poetry, sounds like Shakespeare^^

>>72694852
trivago

>>72694864
All Russians should be killed

>>72694864
why are russians incapable of showing any emotion except anger?

plucked up the courage to text the alt-alt-weedman

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>got work tonight
>missing the Wales game
>only just dawned on me

probably just going to accidentally lose my phone for a few hours. gf talks about so much inane cack.

>>72694922
>tfw haven't watched a spurs game in weeks because they always rota me in for the weekends

feels bad man. neets have got it good

>>72694864
>aren't fat
what do you take this flag for? of course im fat.
i can still provide you with many cheese burgers. you will never starve in a gulag with me around

Tobacco industry have long had their eyes on the legalised cannabis market

>>72694915
what makes you think so? maybe you just provoke them.

>>72694518
Depends on who has had control of the media and education agenda for the last couple of generations. I used to think the government and media had to exist hand in glove, one couldn't exist without the cooperation of the other, but it seems that paradigm has broken down in the USA, and is breaking down in Britain (at least with regards to Brexit).

The various power struggles going on publicly at the moment, and the unprecedented tools being used, are really fascinating to watch. And it's quite interesting to speculate about the power struggles going on behind the scenes, especially now that conspiracy theories are going mainstream. Hard to keep an eye on every angle as the media twists and turns one way, and the increasingly polarized populations of the west, and their government representatives, now all seem to move independently of each other, whereas before we were, by comparison, all one mass of relative agreement.

Let's hope we can all come out the other side safely and peacefully.

well on the road to sweet athy harooo harooo

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>>72694886
switch

>>72694960
Good for them

>>72694134
going to cop a Q for 50 squid from the alt-alt-weedman now
btfo

how can you turn mouthwash into a decent drink?

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Russian girls rule the world!

>>72694971
I don't do anything

one of my managers at work is russian, she's a very pretty redhead but she has the personality of a rock. she seems like the typical cold, hard emotionless russian

>>72695011
Mix it with whiskey

>>72695016
probably a penis under that cat

>>72695016
would happily rub my hard willy along her jawline

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>>72694731
even better, you could charge some rich 40 something 12k usd to spend 2 days with you

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>blocks your path

>>72694955
oh, that's sad. I don't want to become obese myself.

>Tfw no older woman qt girlfriend

yee

>>72695107
roastie

>>72694771
Those beliefs might be impossible to shake for the older muslims, but if the younger ones can be influenced more by secular western views than by their religious teachers, there might be hope. Christians once beaved in an extremely intolerant way (eg the inquisition), but now they are chill as fuck. Maybe the same process can take place within Islam. A sort of reformation of their relationship with non-muslims, to bring them into the modern secular way of accepting all kinds of people.

Like I said, not easy, not likely, but possible.

>>72695100
please move out of the way average looking middle class women

>>72695107
>older woman qt
Oxymoron

>>72695136
my gf is chronologically 48 but she's been in suspended animation since 1992

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>watches you from your bath garden

>>72695162
Nonce

>>72695017
Russians must work harder and be sharper to gain your prosperity. kind and soft hearted russians like myself stay on the bottom of russia ;-;

>>72694916
... Marijuana is illegal in the United Kingdom. I advise you do not engage in illegal activity.

Smoke something that won't send you to prison.

>>72695172
my bath does not have a garden

Wearing my new top (purchase inspired by the lesbian at work)

Done some epilating but now it needs charging

Swept my hair the other way, keep forgetting that it works better like this

#DayOffWork2

>>72695195
Id stay on your bottom x

just heard someone call 2008 "twenty-o-eight"

>>72695197
>prison
>for smoking weed
Not likely.

had a dream that my dad's actually not dead and that he actually ran away and became a tranny

>>72692399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZoNFH60lo

choon

>>72695228
Which makes this year "twenty-one-seven."

217.

>>72695229
Exactly

Police raided my house, no doubt they found the weed but they didn't bother charging me

>>72695235
Had a dream I could cook keto pancakes

Don't reply to it

>>72695235
Freud would have his hands full with that one.

>>72695271
>>72695271

>>72695265
shut the fuck up cunt

>>72695080
Sauce on this?