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cara

>>72692429
post the one with the red scarf

lads

>>72697283
our time will come
this WILL be the next thread

reddit

yeah, this thread is dedicated to all the cunts that told me
i'd never amount to nothin', to all the anons that lived above their basement I was hustlin' in front of that called the jannies on me

post top tier JOI

>>72699285
this is my post from last week regurgtitated

Claiming

AUSSIES AND KIWIS ARE WELCOME IN THIS THREAD

AUSSIES AND KIWIS ARE CUTE

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alri

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English republic by 2020 2bqh

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happy friday /brit/

>>72699818
the worst pill to take was realising even average girls like this are way out of my league

>6 /brit/s in the catalog
lovely stuff

>>72699992
my thread was better so it deserved the posts

>>72692396
it took nearly 5 hours but we're finally all in here

>>72700119
no we're not

>>72700119

Any Brighton lads in here? what are you up to? Been to the clinic for my three monthly HIV check today. Hoping for the all clear. How often do you lads get checked?

theres genuinely more people migrating here since it was actually made when the bump limit happened and not when some autist fought throughout the entire thread.

>>72699946

>>72699946

>>72700154

>>72699946
>>72699946
>>72699946

NEW AND TRUE
>>72699946
>>72699946
>>72699946

NEW AND TRUE

*selects all images with a store front*

mongs causing thread wars when this was made first

HAHAHAHAHAHAH GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED YOU STUPID CUNT

LITERALLY MADE IT MY MISSION TO HAVE PEOPLE AVOID THIS SHIT

>>72700475
>AVOID THIS SHIT
you caused it
if it wasn't for you people would have just posted here and not cared

>>72700431
Murr murr murr my thread is abandoned nobody loves me
>19 posters here in 4 hours
>some just telling OP to fuck off

>18 in Brighton thread in 10 minutes

Also sage

>>72700233
Had a nandos come up wheyy

>>72700508
don't care
we'll use this thread next when janny starts his shift

This samefagging

hhahahahahahhahahaah

the post that saved /brit/

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didnt wanna go home for mothers day so got ripped off on moonpig instead

which thread is real?

anything from the trolley?

>>72700574

Any news on him?

>>72701219
true haha x

>>72701234
American

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the gf

>>72701219
really like page

this is the right thread

gonna make this thread go to bump limit so no one ever used it as a real thread

>>72701685
>gonna make this thread go to bump limit
then my goal here will be achieved
by any means

>>72701705
it will have never been a real accepted /brit/ thread

what a sad and shite goal

is pseudo /brit/ racist?

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islam in the united kingdom
the north and london completely btfo

>>72702695
piss your pants you fat nerd

sort these threads out

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>>72702734
sort your country out

mr janny
tear down this thread

>>72702753
no need for nationalistic outbursts

>>72702773
this is my thread you fucking spastic
stop pretending to be me

>>72702786
are croasians actually just asians?

got the maw a blacked video for mothers day

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who /westbrit/ here?

>>72702753

>bullying non-whites

That's not the Brighton way, mate.

the autist pulled the oldest trick in the book.

acted like he didnt want us in the thread, knowing wed join to spite him

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this is the sort of chaos you set with the bad precedent of letting any random thread be "the" thread instead of the first posted after the bump limit.

>>72702893
wasn't him

>>72702850
Good day, ol' chaep.

poll of INCREDIBLE importance

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597724

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597724

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597724

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597724

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597724

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Bydd yr ymerodraeth Cymraeg yn codi

>>72692396
only took 6 hours but FINALLY, I can say this with confidence, we ARE all in here

>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019
Do NOT give in to the autism, move to the new.
>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019

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woke up

how long should I run for?

I haven't been on Brit for ages, where's craven?

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>>72702813
This looks like an asian to you? We're the original Iranians

>>72702972
have fun on your own

The feminized dictatorial shithole that is britain http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3435317/Tried-sex-crime-brushed-past-film-star-rush-hour.html
Sometimes I pity you, my little lads

why aren't welsh heritagefags more common

why don't people use st. david's day as an excuse to get drunk

boggles the mind lads, absolutely boggles it

dragons > leprechauns

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>>72702946
aren't the people in the north practically scousers?

>>72702981
thought this was a hairy fanny

>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019

NU THREAD

>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019

NU THREAD

>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019

NU THREAD

Storefronts: papas chicken

>>72703025
more like the Scouse are practically welsh

>>72702998
he looks pretty damn asian to me

>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019
Move now before the Janny deletes this thread and denies everyone their fair share of (You)s

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>>72702946
nice map, does it depict where there's a higher ratio of the ovine persuasion to the human one?

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gf just sent me this

>>72703090
haha
I do the virgin walk
not a virgin though
(just anxiety)

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comfy

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the Republic of Ireland looks so ugly without the north

>>72703135
in what way? it's old and shit

>>72703128
>could have sex with an actual female
suuuure m8. you have """"anxiety"""

>>72703135

probably a big mosque there now

>they are still amused by the act of creating several generals at the same time and then competing to attract posters to their threads
I swear you're like the special needs class of 4chan

>>72702811
>>72702811
>>72702811

literally all in here

>>72692396
>I literally went to sleep after this autist posted this thread and he has still kept it alive cause he thinks it matters

>>72703090
what powers do giganormies have to keep their hair perfect even in heavy wind?
mine only stays secure with gel or pomade

>>72703190
shut up thairorke

>>72703143
that's why you can travel freely since we cucked them out of joining schengen

>>72703190
its really annoying and grinds the entire thread to a hault for like an hour

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>>72703046

>>72703090
it varies with me from time to time.
clothes are mostly neutral on me; nowt bright.

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wew

>>72703143
Must get confusing with all those places called the same thing.

Do you have to give the town and then the country so that people know which one you mean?

the janitor is going to explode when he sees this

>>72703190
Alri

can't even describe how beautiful Britain used to look

felt like such a twat standing with the other normoids looking for a generic mo' day card

>>72703322
i remember a time when the UK didn't need vehicles like that (excluding NI).

i guess mass unchecked immigration from the 3rd world will do that. but of course we're not allowed to say that. what a lovely police state lefties have turned this country into.

hahaha DA JANNY JAN JAN MAN lol omg amiright reddit????

>>72703090
You can tell whoever made this does all these things so people go "WOW, just like me"

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The gf wants to meet one hour away, in the city. Considering hiring a local prostitute instead tbqh

>>72703219
>we cucked them out of joining schengen
can't be considered cucking since it's stupid having the right to free travel with the continent when you cannot freely travel to the rest of the island and not the nearest large island.

My teeth are VERY yellow. Must be all the cigarettes, cups of tea and poor dental hygiene.

>>72703412
*sends this to the top of the daily mail comments section*

>>72703412
What do we need them for now.

>>72703396
Ah the nostalgic european gimmick. Very popular choice.

We're literally all in here

>>72702961
>>72702961
>>72702961

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>>72703470
>tfw don't smoke
>tfw clean my teeth twice a day every day
>tfw still yellowish teeth due to the tea I drink

>>72703396
when

some cunt was sat on my front garden wall for a while making a lot of noise on his phone.
he fucked off eventually but left some fancy motorbike gloves behind.
i grabbed them and took them inside.
2 seconds ago i just saw him rock up on his bike and rummage around my front garden trying to find them which obviously he didn't then he sped off like a madman.
yeh mate thats your fucking tax for lounging around on my fucking property, dickhead.

If Ronaldo has million number of fans i am one of them . if Ronaldo has ten fans i am one of them. if Ronaldo have only one fan and that is me . if Ronaldo has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Ronaldo, i am against the world. i love #Ronaldo till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Ronaldo . Hit Like If you Think Ronaldo Best player & Smart In the world

>>72703447j
you would have joined schengen if you were united but we told you common travel area > schengen and you conformed/ cucked yourself to us

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597817

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597817

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597817

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597817

http://www.strawpoll.me/12597817

let's try this again shall we

>>72703559
Black or brown, the gloves?

going away for a bit until this whole /new/friend spam blows over

>>72703573
He's a good lad are Ronnie.

>>72703559
Why didn't you lean out of the window and shout, 'oi dickhead, get off my wall'?

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>>72703412
severely restricted freedom, threat of death and violence in your home city, massive police presence, severe political tension, and widespread distrust/fear of being dragged off for saying the wrong thing are all the price we NEED to pay in exchange for a more diverse society.

>>72703485
to police whilst not being vulnerable to terrorists.
>>72703322
the dream...
... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Super_Duty

>>72703470
Same issue, all my fillings are piss yellow. Dentist said I'm a good boy with the teeth brushing, they just look like shit from all the coffee/tea.

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>student comes to me during office hours because he's getting errors in his programming assignment
>he didn't bring his laptop and doesn't have any other means of showing me the problem
>he doesn't remember what the error was

alri

>>72703703
>programming

alri 4 eyes

janny on paid holiday

>>72703703
fuck off lecturer normie rich twat

>>72703731
>paid

>>72703703
You a Ph.D. student or actually employed?

>>72703693
What sort of policing are they doing from inside of an armoured truck?

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>lifting doesn't get you gir-

doing a poo

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lifting gets you the kind of girls you'd find prowling the streets at 2am

>>72703808
stops them from getting attacked from rioting blacks and muslims.

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>>72703848
The ones most likely to fall in fuck at first sight

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anyone got tips for an all-curl workout routine?

>>72703805
Employed but mostly do research.

>>72703866

>>72700019
>>72700019
>>72700019

No storefront captcha edition

Make a new one la' give the janny some shit to clean up

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>when you veto another nation's application to join the European Union
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enlargement_of_the_European_Union

Fell in love with the Welsh girl who started working in my office. She's so cute and always shows me pictures of her doggo.

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>>72703928
Leave her alone, Anglo

>>72703928
Give her a bone lad

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>The ones most likely to fall in fuck at first sight

We're all in here lads

>>72702961
>>72702961
>>72702961

the rich are 64% richer than before the recession, while the poor are 57% poorer

performing a do

bored desu. gonny watch a bit of taskmaster on UKTV play drink a refreshing Kopparberg Strawbs n lime whilst I wait for the MRS to get home from work with a Dominos.

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>>72703928
>no welsh gf

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>bored desu. gonny watch a bit of taskmaster on UKTV play drink a refreshing Kopparberg Strawbs n lime whilst I wait for the MRS to get home from work with a Dominos.

hope we get another brighton edition so i can take the piss out of them again

>>72703961
allri, GAMElad

Brighton has a very large antifa presence

>9 /brit/s in the catalogue
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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is harrogate the nicest town in the UK?

Lads let's watch Pointless yeah?

arrghhhhhh

odds I stay in and get drunk

evens I go to the gym

>>72704098
it's up there

>>72704098
its nice but has some ugly shit in it too

the crown of the UK is Bath

coloncaretparenthesis

>>72704098

Nope, that would be Preston.

>>72703898
I have a mate who is a brit researcher too. Says he made more money back in england but he ends up with more savings at the end of the month here. Plus all the advantages of not living in a feminized PC shithole with shitty weather etc.

>>72704118
re roll

>>72704028
Bit mean desu. Do fancy a nandos but get one for lunch Monday. Sticking with the dominos wheyyy

If anyone's got a discount code DM me

algerian lad is ok he just has an extreme personality/narcissism disorder

>>72704146
PRESTON
R
E
S
T
O
N

>>72704136
bath's a city you goon

>>72704098
You're thinking of Shrewsbury mate

>>72704187
much better

Dunno if I should sit here and get drunk or just go to bed desu.

>>72704136
>the crown of the UK is Bath
no

>>72704234
It really is

Prove me wrong

*lets you down*

>>72704098
Harrogate is just a shit Huddersfield.

>>72704196
He seems insecure desu, hence all the selfies looking for validation, bragging about his life and moving to sex tourism land

why do you build me up buttercup

>pakis replying to a known paki rapist

Hmmmmm.

do Brits even realise how fucking ugly everything is

reckon woke people live in places like Bath, Harrogate, York

lads

>>72704234
there's a reason Saxon kings were crowned there

>>72704244
Because it's a city, you dumb cunt.

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>>72704244
gg ez

no re

Just had a gas cooker installed after years of using electric. It's like a breath of fresh air lads.

White socialist Britain when?

howling at these retards posting this woman in a hijab walking past a man on the floor who already has 4 people tending to him

acting like she should roll up her sleeves and get down on her knees and give him CPR, how dare she walk on a road and look at her phone

rutland seems a very comfy place

What is the longest you've stayed awake for?

>>72704196
>algerian lad is ok
Spotted a paki, lads.

>>72704287
Fuck off mate I live in London and on my walk to the bus stop I only walk past 3 corners with piss human shit condoms and/or needles littered all over. Plus watching the old paki woman empty a bag of old bread for the 300 pigeons is proper peaceful man

>>72704321
>electric cooker

Nice one lad. Don't know how anyone could manage to live like that 2bh

>>72704287
those are really nice places though

>>72704328
haha alrigth there mamood

>>72704349
>hm my job is shit and I have a low budget for rent and therefore have to live in a really shit area surrounded by shit people and ugly buildings therefore my entire city is like this

Ok Rahseed

>>72692396
virgin thread
>>72704347
>>72704349
>>72704358
>>72704363
>>72704364
virgin posts

>>72704334

I'm sure a person like you would be very welcome in a place like Runtland

>>72703174
I haven't had sex for years

Why does no one reply to Leafs?

>>72704342
3 days plus a few hours

might try getting a gf this summer

>>72704268
If you look back at my post history, you'd notice that the selfie posting is ironic. It's all a character really. I have a deep, cultured and nuanced personality in real life. Just today, I was having a chat with very distinguished mates about no one actually knowing what latin sounded like, and the only traces remaining in romance languages being from the sort of latin spoken by the lower-classes (also know as the romance language). I am really an all around fascinating man

>>72704321
It is so much better, not a fan of gas hobs though.

>>72704342
A bit over four days I think.

>>72704342
aobut 50 hours

2 nights of speed and MDMA when I was at uni

was getting well fucking weird at the end but had a few spliffs and some valium and it was the best feeling in the world getting into bed, honestly felt like I was dying but I didn't care

>>72704358
Because it's easier and more convenient, you divvy twat.

>>72704403

Damn how was it? Did three days myself and ended up being incredibly exhausted by it towards the end. Felt like my brain was going to turn to mush.

>>72704402
they are very bad posters

>>72704415
Really mate? Is that right?

Now I lie here broken hearted
I went to shit and only farted

>>72704414
just set up a date with this black qt
she also asked if she can paint my portrait which is a bit strange

>>72704342
30 hours

britain used to be beautiful

>>72704438
Lmao.

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>>72704213
germanLAD knows

so fucking chuffed you decided to use my thread in the end
thanks lads

>>72704321
How exactly? You turn it on, put stuff if and it cooks.

>>72704452
Yeah it's insane isn't it?

>>72703090
Neutral clothing

Headphones because walking is the only time I get to listen to music

I walk fast because I have long legs

That's about all though.

>it's a smug paki acting smug episode

>>72704431
Gas hobs are miles better than electric ones.
>Ah yes, let me wait an hour for this ugly black disc to reach the correct temperature

Gas Hob, an electric oven.

Don't get caught using anything else.

/brit/ approved towns/cities
>York
>Bath
>Harrogate
>Chester
>Whitby
>Knaresborough

anymore lads? serious suggestions, nothing like london, bradford, bimingham, bristol please

>>72704477
FACT: Prestoners are the most powerful Brits in the world

>>72704458
>black
>qt
lmao

stop posting

>>72704524
bristol is thoroughly approved here

>>72704447
you start to feel like nothing is real and hallucinate a little bit
I became really paranoid
that was also during a whole period where I had chronic insomnia so its not like I had gotten lots of sleep prior to that or after.
it makes me think that this is what the very old must feel like, just utterly tired of living and longing for the peace and tranquillity of death

when you've had severe insomnia for a long time you tend not to find immortality as appealing.

>>72704505
Fascinating mate.

>>72704524
solihull

>>72704524
plymouth

>>72704524
Reigate

>>72704544
fuck off lamar

>>72704516
How fucking old is the leccy hob you're using, you underclass pleb?

>>72704146
how's that busstation doing, did it make listed status yet?

>>72704578
who?

>>72704524
>Knaresborough

1/3 of Knaresborough is ugly council houses

Remove it from the list please
Chester isn't great too, just 1 or 2 high streets

>>72704524
Lancaster, Edinburgh

>>72704402
If you need to ask then you haven't been here for very long

>>72704524
tower hamlets :^)

What's the cutoff point where Premium Lager becomes genuinely tragic? 9%?

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>If you look back at my post history, you'd notice that the selfie posting is ironic. It's all a character really. I have a deep, cultured and nuanced personality in real life. Just today, I was having a chat with very distinguished mates about no one actually knowing what latin sounded like, and the only traces remaining in romance languages being from the sort of latin spoken by the lower-classes (also know as the romance language). I am really an all around fascinating man

>>72704524
Lancaster
Eton
Windsor
Edinburgh

naked flame is always superior to heated surface when cooking.
i've always found that electric hobs are bought by unskilled plebs and the working class.

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>>72704591

It did. Finally being done up after 30+ years.

might move to sweden next year lads

how would you feel about a swedish flag constantly posting here?

>>72704516
It doesn't take that long.

It's mostly the cleaning that puts me off gas hobs anyway.

A town isn't nice just because it has 1 nice high street you stupid fucking cretins

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if you're from fleetwood or preston go suck your mum
dun know dem man can't come around me

>>72704524

Newcastle

What the fuck are you pretentious nonces babbling on about? Gas hobs? Gas yourselves more like. Welcome to the 21st century where it doesn't have to cost £50 every time you want to poach an egg. The fire rises in your kitchen, brother. I'll enjoy my white-hot glowing circles, like Fire Runes from Skyrim, and cook my goods in the safest and most efficient manner

>>72704636
What an ugly brown twat he is

>>72704524
Durham
Sterling
(Whitby?)

>>72704540
excellent post

>>72704705
>Durham

Salty Oxbridge rejects and old people.

>>72704627
6% onward

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>>72704705
whitby is the /brit/ holiday destination

>>72704654
move to malmo youll get blown up

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>>72704638
basically people who can't be trusted with fire
ever tried an induction stove?

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>>72704681
>bl*ckpool still mad that they got cucked by tommy clarke

>>72704705
shit, Whitby was already on the list.

>>72704627
15%
>>72704745
yank tier

>>72704524
>no winchester
>no falmouth
>no aberdeen
>no lancaster
>no weymouth
>no durham
>no hexham
>>72704544
No it isn't, it's full of niggers and pakis

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pigs in blankets for tea but it's not even christmas

>>72704684
Gas is cheaper though.

It is in the UK anyway.

more like /brit/by waheey

>>72704654
thinking of an erasmus are you?

What is it with the fucking goths in Whitby though.

It's not a meme, the place really is crawling with them.

>>72704654
this town ain't big enough for the both of us

Are Asian people even human lads? We recently hired a Korean lady. She arrives before 8am, leaves after 6pm, and only takes 5 minutes to pick up her lunch (which she eats while she works). Always seems focused on what she's doing, and has 3 computer screens in front of her. Can't imagine being that work-driven desu.

>>72704787
Genuinely don't know a thing about energy consumption lol just wanted to make the skyrim/fire rises/gas yourselves jokes

I work at a Walmart and have unironicly seen poo on the floors multiple times, human poo by the looks of it

>>72704819
nah masters degree

it's free in sweden

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>>72704687
Ah yes that must be the reason why I have so many GFs that I can't even see them all in a week. Don't try to find chinks in the armor young lad. You should take me as an inspiration to better yourself instead

diamond in the back, sunroof top

>>72704684
Gas is cheaper.
Enjoy waiting an hour for it to heat up.
Enjoy pans boiling over when you turn the heat down to simmer and it takes an hour for the temperature to go lower

Electric hobs are for council house plebs.

>>72704843
Wow so civilised and crime-free

Its boggling to the mind of a northerner

>>72704853
scrounging cunt

>>72704863
elite post

was just listening to that at work today

>>72704840
Only at the Whitby Goth Weekend, otherwise there's virtually none.

>>72704654
I have sweden filtered so you and your shit smug rabble rousing faux opinions would finally be out of my sight forever
Go for it

>>72704840
it's where mary & percy shelley, bram stoker and other gothic writers would holiday lad

surprised you didn't know

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>>72704843
Confucian principles
its like protestantism in overdrive

I prefer the Daoist idea of "just chill and B urself dude"

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>this is considered rape in 'great' britain

cant go 5 minutes without seeing a poster i'd feel comfortable butchering to death lads haha

Spent all day worrying that I'd left the iron on and I was going to come back to my house destroyed by fire.

>>72704870
Ahh yes. spending more than 10 hours per day without break earning money for (((Mr Shekelstein))) is the mark of a civilised life

Hampstead/Highgate (London) is the nicest area in the UK

All of our celebrities and billionaires retire/move there
Its also free from Saudi/Russian deanos

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

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>>72704919
>cant go 5 minutes without seeing a poster i'd feel comfortable butchering to death lads haha

Electric oven gas hob master race here

so glad i live in sutton coldfield
countryside runts can't compete

@72704940
thanks for that (You) lad

Rarely use my freezer at all. Just got ice cubes in there.

christ this algerian really is insecure
imagine being so fragile that you blog about your life on an anonymous imageboard

>>72704932
>white people
>retiring in London
SCREAMING

this is the story of a young man who visited London for the first time

>>72704901
Wu wei is the shit tbqh. It gets shit done too. It's not just just chill and b yourself. Sometimes it involves working 12 hours straight and it doesn't even feel like work. Once again proto-yanks dumbing down a great philosophical principle.

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>cant go 5 minutes without seeing a poster i'd feel comfortable butchering to death lads haha

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cop or not

>>72704961
*open google maps*
>fat A-roads and ring roads
>70s town centre

into the bin you go

>>72705013
reminds me of 1142

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>>72702961
>>72702961

Old new

>>72705013
DUWAL WHEELED

>>72705041
Yani

>>72705016
You doing some roofing work?

>>72705013
Sometimes I see a video like this and my instinctive reaction is to laugh and make fun of the nerd, but then I realise that he was probably happier when making that video then I've been at all for the last decade. Let people do what they enjoy desu

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>Ah yes

>95% of the people in the London photos were white

makes one ponder

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>>72704932
This

>>72704998
Butthurt Deano detected

Are we still making egg jokes?

>>72705064
lol retard

>>72704901
so it's you making the shit threads on /lit/

>>72705068
tourist attraction
they're all from europe and the anglosphere only visiting

>>72705064
well at least she asked to check if it was okay with you

WHO's got that friday feeling???

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not sure what this webm is lads

>>72705068
It's almost like London is a vast city and has areas that differ in character and demographics

>>72705095
It's Saturday Morning

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seriously though i can barely tolerate most people hence why i rarely leave the house

>>72705051
no but i think they look good

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this is what all of Britain looked like before WW2

>>72705111
Methane fire at a concert in Asia (Korea if I remember correctly). Looks dangerous but usually not deadly. Several injuries but no dead.

>>72705158
Apologise for this please >>72705148

>>72705011
just making a joke about it
taking things too seriously is very against the flow of the Tao
since I've been practising Zazen and trying to maintain constant awareness of my actions I've noticed improvements as well

>>72705092
Really that's really cool of her tbqh. Already had trans girls showing up to dates absolutely not looking like their heavily edited pictures and expecting me to be okay with it. One even spoke in short sentences and whispers for like the first five or ten minutes so that I can't hear her booming voice.
I think there is a demographic of men who like ladyboys but want to maintain plausible deniability.

>>72705183
Give back Königsberg first.

>>72705158
>no dead
finding that quite tricky to believe given that there are many people falling over and stopping in the video, if nothing else several people must have suffocated from the fire taking all the oxygen

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After the Hillsborough Disaster, has there been a single bigger case of mass death in modern UK since WW2 ?

>>72705148
Don't like these posts of yours desu.

>>72705183
Germans are only partly responsible

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>>72705086
stop seeking control

getting really good at spotting roadsigns