/éire/ - /airlan/

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/polska/

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Back from another ban lads

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>/airlan/

>>72691927
What were you banned for?

>>72693021
Shitposting on /qa/.

>>72693087
I miss pre-Hiro /qa/. At least the /jp/ arrival has made it better than the whole board being delete /pol/ and remove global rule 15.

Just stopping by to say that Irish accents are lovely.

>>72691135
Atrocious edition.
1/10, 1 point for the é.

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I love every single one of you cuties and I wish I could hug you forever, have a great day!

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>>72693087
What's the appeal of wading through the shit of nu-/qa/?

>>72693138
>At least the /jp/ arrival has made it better than the whole board being delete /pol/ and remove global rule 15.
I don't understand.

>>72693726
>I don't understand
The janny on /jp/ was shit so some of the users there moved to /qa/, turning it into a mixture of /jp/ lite and 2D/random, which is better than /q/ 2.0.

>>72693929
>turning it into a mixture of /jp/ lite and 2D/random
Huh, I had absolutely no idea such a thing had happened. When did this occur? I haven't been on /qa/ in ages.

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>>72693726
It's basically anime/random now.

Mods have abandoned it entirely.

>>72694147
>Mods have abandoned it entirely.
Then how did you get banned? (presuming that you are the guy that got banned)

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>>72694182
idk, they just felt trigger happy on that particular day.

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>>72694212
Well, I just had a look at a few threads over there. That's some old school shitposting. Sort of refreshing in it's own way.

>>72691135
Does frogweeb appreciate this sexual harassment?

>>72693219
>>72693500


Love you too

the wound on my arm is coming close to stopping bleeding.
looking forward to not needing plasters anymore.

>>72695072
Get well soon.

saxons BTFO by russians
>>72695134
thanks fella
it's more of a nuisance than anything. it's annoying having to use so many plasters though, especially with arm hair and all.

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>>72695315
forgot pic

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Just woke up properly.

>>72697912
get a job

>>72697940
Go away mam.

>>72697979
I only want what's best for you

>>72697940
NEETs can't get jobs where I live.

>>72698099
Then move

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>>72698574
>rural displacement and urbanisation

>>72698574
Where do I get money to move if no jobs?

>>72698709
go cut some turf

>>72698814
No turf where I live.

>>72699045
i hereby revoke your bogger license

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Absolutely no plans for today. Or ever.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxcwe0zBbZQ

>>72699364
Go watch a movie

>>72699364
Make some then ye fucking clown

How do Neets even survive? Why haven't you all starved to death yet?

>>72700775
When you don't move a lot you can survive on very little.

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>>72700775
Unfortunately, this country is a massive welfare state. We have very high taxes, very high social welfare rates and, because this is such an incentive for people to be lazy parasites, very high unemployment. A percentage of the massive amount of taxes paid by the honest working man are given away to parasitic NEETs. It is abhorrent and this country is a perfect showcase of exactly why social welfare should be abolished.

>>72701064
Literally the only thing stopping more people from claiming dole is that it's a massive pain to fill out the forms. At least it teaches Nigerians to read English.

>>72700775
As a NEET myself (I'm actively looking for work) I don't know how I haven't died of boredom yet.

I bring the dog out for like 6 walks now just to kill time

>>72701064
>Very high unemployment

Its 7.1% lad. That's too bad

>>72702166
>believing the official numbers
lad...

>>72702229
>being this deluded
go back to /pol/

>>72702120
>I bring out the dog 6 times
Well at least you qre a good dogowner

>>72702166
>nearly a tenth of the country is unemployed

>>72702229
I suppose its another lie being fed to us by the interdimensional vampiric child molesters then?

>>72702378
Nah those lads are sound.

>>72692000
post more megumin

>>72702166
>>72702358
How can you say this is high when we don't even know what Ireland's natural rate of unemployment is? All you can do in this case is compare it to other western european rates and then make some sort of judgement

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You lads watching Ireland vs Wales tonight?

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>>72702432

>>72702532
>Watching soccer

>>72702723
Recession.

>>72702723
What age are you?

>He deleted it
My sides.

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>>72702781
What's your problem with it

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>>72702781
>Not watching divegrass
>Not even watching virtual divegrass with meme players

>>72703171
the 'chon cup is pretty good fun

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>>72702809
>>72702832
>>72702962
What'd he say?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaelic_Games_Europe
>2016 division A
>Winner:Luxembourg
HOW WILL OTHER MAINLANDERS EVER RECOVER?

>>72703525
Not telling you.

>>72703562
how many euroshekels did that one cost?

>>72703562
Congrats on winning a sport officially played in only 15 other countries and you didn't have to compete against an Irish team, must be great for Luxembourg to finally win at something.

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>>72703562
Where are you importing your players from, Luxembro? Based on my admittedly limited knowledge of European GAA, France is the only country where the proportion of locals making up the GAA teams is greater than 50%.

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Wish I could go back to when I was 16 and do the opposite of every decision I've made since then.

>>72704297
It's not too late. You can still join THE NATIONAL PARTY.

>>72704219
we won the tour the france some times
>>72704236
Take a guess
>>72704297
Your problems have probably started even further down the line

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>>72704297
>tfw almost every decision you've ever made has been the wrong one
Just gotta cling to those handful of correct decisions as proof that I'm not completely retarded.


>>72704378
>Take a guess
Poland?

Would there be many Irish ex-pats in Luxembourg though? As in, enough to make the GAA team strong?

>>72704378
>tour the France
whew

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>>72704297
know that feel lad

my life peaked when I was 16

been downhill all the way since

>we won the tour the france some times
Congrats on the drug use, steroids common over there or just the sporting elite?

Are Scots whiter than Irish?

tfw had an absolutely shit time as a kid
tfw the only way to go was up
tfw feeling better than ever
Feels good, a bhuachaillí

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>>72704297
>tfw I know I'd still screw everything up

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>>72704498
>my life peaked when I was 16
Jesus, now that I think of it, 16 was actually the high point of my life in terms of achievements and happiness too. From then on it has been nothing but a steady decline as my decision-making abilities degraded significantly.

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>>72704560
Yes.

>>72704567
>tfw the only way to go was up
I remember thinking that, then it got worse.

>>72704498
>>72704614
>tfw my life has been going down the shitter since I was 4 years old

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>>72704689

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>>72704653

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>>72704297

>>72704695
Teach me your ways, master.

>>72704846
You're still 16 feck off

>>72704466
I mean Irish immigrants don't make up a significant percentage of the population but I used to know some 2nd or 3rd generation Irish,but most of the Irish that move here nowadays are EU officials and not so much people falling for the "yes yes come here goy I bet you earn more here than at home yes yes" scam
Friend of mine did tell me that the Irish in the capital do outnumber the English (who also are quite scarce)

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Well, our lives may be going down the shitter, but we can take comfort in knowing that we are red-pilled enough to be aware that the world is going down the shitter too.

Wait, that's not really comforting at all.

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>>72704614

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>>72704297
>>72704498
>>72704689
Whingey bitches

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>>72703525

>>72704939
>tfw wasn't born in 410 ad

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What did you lads do today? You DID go out on a Friday, didn't? Even f just for a walk it is always good to get fresh air and soak in the sun.

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>>72704990
>doing nothing and making mistakes at the same time

At 16 my life sucked.

>>72704939
Why don't you actively try to make things better instead of masquerading as a woman on the internet?

>tfw can't taste my e-cigarette anymore

what a waste of 60 euro

>>72704913
>the all yanks are swiss meme again

>>72705147
he's a sad cunt is why

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>>72705179
>inadvertently admitting to being 16

>don't want to start school
>mam says "don't worry you'll make lots of friends and have a great time"
>I didn't
>"don't worry I didn't like primary school either, secondary was where I made my friends"
>5 years later, still alone
>"don't worry I didn't like secondary school either, college was much better"
>still miserable

Why do women lie?

>>72705274
i didnt admit to shit. i just know that everyone memes that i'm underage and therefore inferred you thought i was the wojakposting yank.
fun fact: i don't post wojaks.

DESTROY BRITAIN
UNITE IRELAND

>>72705316
i had a great time in secondary but then i moved here. life was just starting to go well until i came here.
no craic anymore now.
>>72705334
fuck off hans

>>72704939
>Recognize that you're still racist. No matter what.

Well the important thing is that it's impossible for me to change my extreme right views. No point in trying to be tolerant then.

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>>72705334

>>72705420
>destroy england
>punches scotland

>>72705455
Arr rook same.

power metal=metal for nerds

>>72705470
This

>>72705420
Fuck Scotland in particular, because they stick with you faggots, eventhough they could have become independent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkTtZpsCCY

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>>72705538
>vote to stay in oppressive union
>get mad when said union makes you leave other union

>>72704990
>le bearded esoteric man

>>72704939
>recognise you're still racist no matter what

OK then, so why should any white person care about racism?

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>>72705334
Destroy Germany

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>>72706062

>>72706148
Karen a cute

>>72706524
HOOR

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>>72706524

>>72706712
delet

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>>72706789

>>72706915
KAREN IS NOT A SLUT

Phoneposting on my break AGAIN

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>>72706524
>>72706611
>>72706712
>>72706789
>>72706915
>>72706970

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>>72707014
>Phoneposting
OUT OUT OUT

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>>72707014
>Having a job
OUT OUT OUT

>>72707097
Can't bring my PC with me to work senpai

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>>72706970
I have considerable amounts of evidence to the contrary.

At least the Brits have a mascot girl though.

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>>72707177
If I could draw I'd make an /éire/-chan. For now we'll have to settle for this.

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>>72707232
>If I could draw I'd make an /éire/-chan
It doesn't work like that. She has to be an Irish girl from an existing media (preferably anime or weeb games).

>>72707097
>>72707127
>deprived of both these (You)s because I opened another tab
Don't know how normalfags and the swiss yank stand this

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>>72707262
All of the board-tans are made up, don't see why we couldn't do the same. /brit/ just got lucky with Karen. Besides there's fuck all Irish in weebshit as it as.

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>>72707418
>All of the board-tans are made up
Board-tans and general thread mascots are two different things.

>>72705334
>unite ireland
The north would fuck our budget and result in filthy unionists being in our country.

Anime faggots need to fuck off and die.

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>>72707486
>The north would fuck our budget
>willing to forego unification because of money
Disgusting desu.

>>72707488
Excellent post.

>>72707486
>result in filthy unionists being in our country.
You're 400 years too late pal.

got offered a job today lads
things are looking up

>>72707177
REEE

>>72707548
What benefit is there to uniting with the north?
>economic tumour
>~900k people who hate ireland
>give them a shittier version of the NHS
Oh but I guess a bunch of fucking farmers along the border will be happy or something useless like that.

>>72707600
What job m'buachaill
About to head in and finish now meself

>>72707486
All of Ireland is our country. Fuck off back to Latvia.

>>72707700
>>~900k people who hate ireland
It's more like ~500k and half of them can be gotten on side once they don't immediately get burnt at the stake or bombed to bits.
The future generations will be subtly brainwashed and MICKED out of existence.

>>72707759
>All of Ireland is our country.
Not since the GFA was passed by referendum, when all claim to the north was dropped.

>>72707840
The 90s were a mistake.

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>>72707700
This is the sorta millennial bullshit I alluded to yesterday when I said that I feared that any referendum held in Ireland about reunification would be rejected by self-absorbed people like yourself.

>>72707700
>What benefit is there to uniting with the north?
Look at what happened in Germany. Western German firms bought up Eastern German firms and had an economic boom.

We in the Republic would likely go on a massive spending spree and pick up enough businesses in Northern Ireland to make it profitable.

>>72707840
>when all claim to the north was dropped
No it wasn't you moronic cunt. All it did was recognise Ireland shall only be unified by peaceful majority.

I would highly recommend you read Articles 2 and 3 instead of getting your information from (((Fine Gael)))

>It is the firm will of the Irish Nation, in harmony
and friendship, to unite all the people who share the territory of the island of Ireland, in all the diversity of their identities and traditions, recognising that a united Ireland shall be brought about only by peaceful means with the consent of a majority of the people, democratically expressed, in both jurisdictions in the island. Until then, the laws enacted by the Parliament established by this Constitution shall have the like area and extent of application as the laws enacted by the Parliament that existed immediately before the coming into operation of this Constitution

>>72708133
>in all the diversity of their identities and traditions
Pretty gay desu

>>72708133
>peaceful means
doing a think

>>72707954
east germany is still a shithole
>Articles 2 and 3
They recognise the state as the same as the old irish free states area. There is no claim to ownership of the north as part of the country.

>>72707903
>self-absorbed
Fuck off commie

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>>72708279
>Fuck off commie
The irony.

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>>72707840

>>72708279
>east germany is still a shithole
You can't undo what the Soviets did.
But in Ireland, he only parts of the country the Brits didn't utterly ruin economically (utterly ruining them socially and demographically) were Dublin and north-eastern Ulster, and we'd be getting one of them back to the full extent of what we had in the past.
Germany didn't get all of historical Germany back, and the Soviets were looting East Germany rather than trying to shore it up.

>>72708279
>east germany is still a shithole
And the rest of Germany isn't. Are you saying the reason you don't want to unify with the rest of Ireland is because you don't want down here to experience an economic boom and increase in living standards?

>They recognise the state as the same as the old irish free states area
Wrong!
It recognises the limits of the powers of the Oireachtas and the judiciary to this jurisdiction.

It literally says
>It is the firm will of the Irish Nation, in harmony and friendship, to unite all the people who share the territory of the island of Ireland

Take your bait and fuck off, you West Brit faggot.

Get in here lads
>>>/sp/74856485

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>>72708607
>speaking to soccer fans
Sounds dodgy. Will go in when we score/win to gloat.

>>72707706
just administrative work
been NEET for a while so it feels good

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>>72708607
Just keep us updated on the score.

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>>72708740
yeah we'll see

>sister told me she's in love with a boat

FROGWEEEEEEEEEEEEEB STOP INFECTING OUR YOUTH

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>>72708882
>sister told me she's in love with a boat
Does she at least have good taste?

>>72708930
It's a rowing boat. Make of that what you will.

>>72708882
slag

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>>72708980
That's a boat, not a "boat".

>>72709060
Wow racist much?

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>>72708882

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>>72709123
When your sister's boat has 16 guns, get back to me.

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Anyone buy Mass Effect?

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>>72709238
Nah, looks shit

Makes me sad how much the series has been ruined and squandered

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>>72708740
>soccer

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>>72709238
No. I wasn't hyped for it long before we learnt of its many issues.

>>72709226
*16 inch

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>>72709226
>only 16

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>>72709238
I'm about to take a dander down to tesco see if they have it.

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>>72709194
kek'd

>>72709280
>mfw I didn't understand all the hype over Thane because he died at the door in the assault on the base
I enjoyed ME2 and the tension of the ending too much to go back and redo it. Plus I didn't get into the character all that much. I do remember laughing at the dancing turian in that scene though.

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>>72709359
>buying games from tesco

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>>72709339
I did correct myself.

Also, if 16 inch guns aren't to your liking, how about some 18 inchers?

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>>72709417
What's wrong with that?

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>>72709359
>tfw no autistic gf

>>72709405
That looks uncomfortable.

>>72709418
Age of sail > Galleys > Battleships >>> Aircraft carriers >>>>>>> Submarines

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>>72709470
The pain is real.

>>72709418
How do teenager girls fit 18 inch guns on their shoulders?

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>>72709490
For you.

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>>72709490
Battleships > Aircraft carriers >>>>>> Cruisers > Destroyers >>>>>>> Everything else

>>72709523
Most the weight is actually around the waist/on the hips for the majority of the harnesses. Regardless, I don't think Musashi is a teenager to be fair.

But the bigger question is; why can't you lift 9 18 inch guns?

>>72709653
What a cute doglet.

>>72709689
This is worse than liking anime.

>>72709689
>Aircraft carriers
Literally ruined naval warfare forever. Never forgive.

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>>72709925
Quiet you.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/844994923363532802
what is the world coming to lads?

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>>72710039
Memes.

>>72710183
>posting 3 years old 8gag /int/ OC

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Well /éire/? What's your excuse?

>>72710209
>being swissyank

>>72710281
>being btfo
>>72710251
i wont be though

>>72710281
this
>>72710251
G-going out tomorrow

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>>72710251
Abyssals.

>>72710251
don't like going out
plus i'm tired from working in the garden earlier

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>>72710375
This. Except replace "working in the garden" with masturbating

>>72710251
no friends

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>>72710560

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>>72710560

>>72710251

I have severe diarrhoea/IBS

Thanks to the lad who convinced me to stick with DS9. Better than TNG desu.

>>72711624
>>72711624
>>72711624
/vocaroo/ thread >>>>>>>>>
teacht a roinnt do chuid variant gleoite :33

>Hes not voting Fianna Fail

>>72712121
cuck

>>72712121
what's the most redpilled party?

>>72712211
identity ireland
192 votes last election

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>>72712265
>192 votes

>>72712265
the STATE of Ireland

>>72710251
just got back from work and I'm bollocksed

shan't be going out on the weekend either though

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40 quid for mass effect lads

>>72712297
Fringe nutjobs don't get much support. shocking

>>72712502
Poor Sara

She didn't deserve this

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>>72712521
yeah this lad's a real radical

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>>72712502
Not bad considering how badly the pound has dropped in value.

>>72712576
She did though.

>>72712265
>irish
>identity

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>>72712602
cheeky

>>72712297
the state of peter mcloughlin more like
he probbably didnt even canvass

>>72712502
im waiting for a crack to come out on skidrow

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>>72712502
>>72712602
€15 cheaper than here.

>>72712794
Even for free, who has the time to play that shit with all the good games out?

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>>72712794
You live in Chicago with Swissyank?

>>72712855
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST FACE IN THE GAME

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>>72712896
It's the first game I've bought since the Witcher

>>72713043
You fucked up

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>>72712969
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB

>>72713043
Sara is going to become an unironic /v/ waifu. I guarantee it. The autism potential is just too high.

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>>72713108
WITH HER FINGER ON HER GUN
AIMED AT THE SHAPE OF HER FOREHEAD

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rate weather

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>>72713317
How can you not love this face?

>>72713322
jesus christ what the fuck bioware

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>>72713417
A veritable fountain of memes.

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>>72713317
It's already happened

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>>72713537
>>72713619
>>72713657
I want to pretend ME3 and Andromeda never happened

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Lads, I think Bioware may have played the ultimate con; produce a game with such a high meme potential that it goes viral and people buy it just to experience it for themselves.

>>72713334
What the FUCK

>>72713657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pYpBNlDdlU

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>>72713742
What was the meme about the reaper soldier you kill just before the end of me3 again?
>>72713763
It worked on me 2bh

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>>72713742
Indoctrination theory could have saved it, but they didn't take the fanbase up on it. BASTARDS.

>>72713763
Nah, the fun parts will be picked out by the people who play it, then the fun will be in meming it to hell and back.
The initial experience will be like the Phantom Menace.

>>72713940
>What was the meme about the reaper soldier you kill just before the end of me3 again?
Marauder Shields?

>>72713956
>Indoctrination theory could have saved it, but they didn't take the fanbase up on it. BASTARDS.
They even outright denied it to rob us of the possibility of it being true and gave us that pathetic excuse of an "extended cut"

>>72713940
>What was the meme about the reaper soldier you kill just before the end of me3 again?

Marauder Shields
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=467pmIX-oZo

>>72714057
>video
He tried to save us from the ending. A hero that shall never be forgotten. Except by: >>72713940

>>72714057
kek that's the one

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>>72714049
>They even outright denied it to rob us of the possibility of it being true and gave us that pathetic excuse of an "extended cut"
Don't worry though, they saved le franchise XD with the useless meme DLC that doesn't expand the ending and exists as padding within the timeframe of the original game.

>>72714057
RIP in pepperonis

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>>72714283
>Don't worry though, they saved le franchise XD with the useless meme DLC
Hey, I liked the Citadel DLC for what it was (even if the plot was ridiculous schlock). But it felt weird having it released long after the game had been released and we had experienced the ending. Something similar should have been in the game from day 1. Then again, this is Bioware we're talking about - the same company who put a fairly important ME3 character behind a Day 1 DLC paywall and then got pissy when people complained.

What ending do you lads prefer in ME3?

Synthesis for me

>>72714283
>>72714430
Never played any of the dlc in ME3, dropped it hard after my first playthrough. Don't think I've even seen the extended cut.

>>72714546
None. Don't care. Like to pretend it didn't happen.

>>72714584
The extended cut DLC makes it tolerable imo

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>>72714430
>the same company who put a fairly important ME3 character behind a Day 1 DLC paywall and then got pissy when people complained.
Yeah, I played without it, and there was a point at the end of the Asari homeworld mission where Liara basically says "golly, if only we had a Prothean around who could explain the nuances of this, oh well I guess we'll never know". It was pretty galling, but ironically I read that with Javik along she gets pissed because Javik basically says her species were only the "superior race" of the galaxy because they were genetically engineered to be by his own.

I never played Citadel. Or the under the sea reapers. Or even Javik.

>>72714584
The extended cut is worthless. Evenly a moderately dedicated and clever fan could write a better, more detailed ending with the text limit of a 4chan post. The ambiguity of the original ending at least had the effect of being mysterious.

>>72714742
>Or even Javik.
leaving that of the default game was scummy as hell
it was on the fucking disc too

>>72714546
blue was my favourite :)
realistically synthetic was just a gay hippie ending

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>>72714546
Synthesis. Destroy makes sense but the consequences are too drastic for me. Control is just pure evil, and the one where you shoot the "star child" in the face was basically just Bioware giving the middle finger to fans who complained about the main 3 endings.

>>72714584
>From Ashes
Severely lacking in content, but Javik is a really useful squad member if you have biotic powers and there is some nice gear to be found.
>Leviathan
Decent amount of content, interesting story, good gameplay, seriously underwhelming conclusion, adds nothing to the main plot.
>Omega
Great potential, but a predictable story and a ridiculous amounts of bugs ruin it.
>Citadel
Great fun by all metrics, but the plot is merely a vehicle for the character interactions (which are very good to be fair).
>Extended cut
Should have been in the game to begin with. Raises more questions than it answers. Obviously rushed out the door by Bioware due to the backlash about the endings.

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>>72714546
Destroy is the only choice that makes sense.
I don't know what sense giving choices makes outside of the indoctrination theory. There was only one way the final confrontation was ever going to go down after all the reapers had done. It also represents a final "fuck you" to the bullshit reasoning they gave that little boy who didn't ever exist, about reapers being needed for organics to have any existence without AI killing them. Organics just killed THE ultimate AI in the universe, which never ascended beyond the level of doing things outside of a programmed, mechanistic sense.

>>72714742
>Javik along she gets pissed because Javik basically says her species were only the "superior race" of the galaxy because they were genetically engineered to be by his own.
Sounds like something you'd see on /int/

>>72715019
Killing the Reapers is basically the same as the ending of MGS3.

>>72715044
I'm imagining an Asari edit of the "60% face". It would look like the Andromeda character desu.

>>72714742
>I never played Citadel
If you like Mass Effect for it's characters, I'd strongly recommend the Citadel DLC. You can skip the rest.

Regarding Javik, he is a useful and fun squadmate. But his existence in the game at all is so fucking stupid.
>Hey guys, y'know that near-mythical race that have been extinct for hundreds of thousands of years? Well, we just dug one up. And he's going to join your squad. No questions asked.

>>72715019
>I don't know what sense giving choices makes outside of the indoctrination theory.
This was addressed in that hour-long video about the Indoctrination theory that was released after we got the Extended Cut.

I agree that Destroy is the only option to choose with the Indoctrination theory, but I at least answered in the context of the established (shitty) Bioware canon.

>>72715019
>gif
Isn't that the black guy from Final Fantasy XIII?

>>72715019
Should have just dropped any attempt at a plot twist and let the crucible really just be a big reaper killing gun.

>ME3 gets 5 DLCs
>Witcher 3 only gets 2
THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S STUPPOSED TO BE

Just passing by to say McGregor is a bausss

>>72715299
>let the crucible really just be a big reaper killing gun.
I thought it might work like a Halo in Halo, except one designed to destroy synthetics above a certain level of sophistication.

>>72715345
The Witcher got two proper expansions that btfo any dlc ever.

>>72715345
never played any of the Witcher games

not a fan of how so many RPGs are fantasy medieval shit. just not my interest.

>>72715019
this. It only makes sense to destroy the reapers even if it does deal catastrophic damage. Its stupid how it makes that seem like a bad ending because it leaves billions stranded in space but the reality is without destroying them they would have genocided all life

>>72715414
Witcher 3 is one of the best games I've ever played

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>>72715455
>Its stupid how it makes that seem like a bad ending because it leaves billions stranded in space but the reality is without destroying them they would have genocided all life
Don't think I could kill EDI desu.

Also, if you got the best resolution to the Geth-Quarian dispute, Destroy is a right kick in the teeth.

>>72691135
I thought you guys were cool, but /eire/ killed Cillian Murphy.

Also, that Martin McGuiness seems more like Teddy O 'Donovan "keep the truce, the english won't think we 're serious".

Not pro-war, but we have to acknowledge defeat and accept responsibility.


*Oro she do vaha walya's away*

>>72715395
Whooping Arabs in Hearts of Stone never felt so good , still I find 2 such a shit number 3 would be perfect

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>>72715206
I liked ME2 for its characters (even Jacob).
ME3's original characters were shit. There's a pretty clear distinction in that game between post-cuckening Bioware characters (STEEEEVE) and pre-cuckening Bioware (everyone from the earlier games).

>>72715251
I don't play weeb games but I think I know the guy you're talking about. Wasn't he like 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse though? Autismo girl isn't going to HEEM him.

>>72715583
>ME3's original characters were shit. There's a pretty clear distinction in that game between post-cuckening Bioware characters (STEEEEVE) and pre-cuckening Bioware (everyone from the earlier games).

This. Chris L'Etoile was great, for Legion alone.

Might play through the trilogy again. ME2 is still one of my top 5 games ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-msmx9yW5Q
if you're not pirating this shit you're a fool.

>>72715527
Yeah but the other two are fucking dumb. Synthesis is just ridiculous and control is a feelgood option.

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>>72715527
Rule of thumb in rpgs is to kill all the robots or all the mages.

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>>72715583
>I liked ME2 for its characters (even Jacob).
Jacob looks is the most interesting man in the world compared to James and the gay guy from ME3.

>Wasn't he like 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse though?
Dunno. It's been years since I played any of the FF games.

>>72715706
>for Legion alone.
Legion is probably the best character for highlighting just how good the writing in ME2 was.

>ME2 is still one of my top 5 games ever
Top 3 for me.

>>72715749
>Synthesis is just ridiculous
How so?

>control is a feelgood option.
It was a feelbad option for me.

>>72715827
this. In Dragon Age they tried to write the mages as victims (typical bioware) even though they're complete dindus

>>72715844
>"oh look this magic button just unlocks the key a perfect universe"

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>>72715827
But I like robots.

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>>72715527
>Don't think I could kill EDI desu.

I'd destroy her in a heartbeat and throw the degenerate robosexual Joker out the airlock after her.

Also reminder that the Krogan, Rachni, Geth, and Batarians must be destroyed, the Quarians are space gypsies, the Salarians will stab you in the back, the Asari are a smug race of genetic parasites, and the Turians, while honourable, are too strong to be left to threaten humanity.

One of the most kino scenes in a game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euLqcYrCMy8

>>72715909
>"oh look this magic button just unlocks the key a perfect universe"
Yeah, because it's stupid to pick the most fantastical option when the premise of choosing the ending like that is so retarded to begin with? You can be sure I'm going to pick the best ending possible when Bioware pulls shit like that and makes me feel like all my choices throughout the trilogy were for nothing.

>>72715954
>I'd destroy her in a heartbeat
Bit mean.

>Destroy Krogan
But I put so much effort into saving their retarded species.
>Rachni
Fine.
>Geth
Never.
>Batarians
Meh.

>>72715954
>the Turians, while honourable, are too strong to be left to threaten humanity.
We held our ground against the Turians (a Citadel species) when we had barely traveled beyond our own solar system. I don't think Humanity would have anything to worry about.

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>>72715912
And I liked Keira Metz, sometimes sacrifices need to be made for the greater good.

>>72715954
You have the right attitude. It's a shame the best scene in the series is sending the alliance to save the council in ME1.

>>72715909
How the fuck are dragon age mages dindus?

>>72716224
r.i.p Keira almost as good as Shani

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>>72715844
I forgot about Jersey Shore guy.
But now I'm remembering Battle Tits.

I wasn't thinking of that Final Fantasy black guy, by the way, it was the other one.

>>72715844
>Legion is probably the best character for highlighting just how good the writing in ME2 was.
Legion, while good, is a bit too reddit for my tastes. Ironically I neglected him during ME2 because I thought he'd be too dry, rather than as goofy as he was. Can't top Data from Star Trek in the "robot becoming sentient" story anyway.

>>Synthesis is just ridiculous
It's space-magic. If the Reapers can broadcast some kind of magic signal across the galaxy that turns even the fucking plants into robots on a molecular level, then it is inconceivable that they could be defeated unless they wanted to test the galaxy's species or it was a mental test for Commander Shepherd, both better theories than the tripe they threw at us.

That "just walk away" ending where Liara's hologram tells the future race to just fucking pick one of the three colours was insulting.

>>72716224
>letting her die

>>72704297
Most of us would still fuck up lets be honest.

Cut on my finger, no idea where from.

>>72716462
>But now I'm remembering Battle Tits.
Which pair?

>>72716385
not so much in the others but in DA: 2 where the mages are the focus, they always cry about the templars being too harsh to which the templars retort that the mages keep using blood magic. Lo and behold every apostate mage uses blood magic
>"b-but we were forced to use it"
Yeah nice dindu response, the templars being harsh on you doesn't permit the use of magic that can turn you into an abomination

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Which class do you play as in ME?

I've been a Vanguard since ME1 when it was shit. By the time we got to ME3, it was the most overpowered class in the game.

>>72716661
Infiltrator

>>72710251
Diagnosed autist

>>72716661
Sentinel

>>72716661
Played Adept in 1, then Infiltrator in 2 and 3 since it got heavily neutered.