/V4/ + /friendski/

first Czech (OP doesn't count)

Nazdar

>>72690850
are you from Prague?

Tfw it took us nearly a week to get a new thread, when did /v4/ get this slow?

first hun

>>72690886
Magyar cigány

>>72690885
since SLOWaks haha :D get it :D:DDD

>>72690863
Yeah born and raised

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>>72690885
since slowaks
*ba dum tsss*

>>72690901
thanks

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Obligatory reminder that we ruled you all

>>72690935
>>72690915
fuck long refresh
at least it helped to add to intended awkwardness

>>72690932
weird then

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>>72690948
What is Nitra, who is Svatopluk?

>>72690948
>>72690994
not this fucking shit again

>>72690994
exactly! who knows, right?

>>72691011
Maybe we should rebrand /v4/ as /morava/

>>72691064
i made morava a client state then abandoned them
they kept declaring war on hungary and bohemia so eventually their retarded ass was annexed when i was busy in another war

>>72691064
looking at the retarded state of things V4 is currently in right now we very well could

>>72690990
Every Prague person hates the center, its well-known thing

>>72691011
czechia needs to annex slovakia, poland and hungary

>>72690994
>we were relevant for few decades thousand and five hundred years ago

>>72691232
I don't. Actually love it. Tourist don't bother me as I'm used to them. They're just a part of it and I see how beneficial they are. Plus if in need I can easily navigate around them. I even lived right next to Narodni for 6 years and it was great. In what district do you live?

t. born and lived in Prague (1, 2, 6, 7) whole life

>>72691418
Not him but Letna whole life

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>>72691232
I don't

crowds might be annoying, but it's really easy to avoid them if you know the city a bit

>>72691470
Lived there. Letna was one of the sweetest. Apart from great local culture and life there were lot of interesting foreigners and it had great vibe overall. And do you hate city center and tourists? You should be pretty much used to them and see through that.

>>72691480
This. And I don't see much difference between crowd of tourists and crowd of Czechs. Sometimes I'd even prefer the former. Case in point are heat waves.

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>>72691470
based Olga lives on Letná, do you know her?

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>>72690994
Moravian, not Zlovak

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>can't enter a single one (1) thread without the retarded "I am a Greek" turkroach autist shitting it up

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>>72692122
>"No European in any part of the world can post safely in the threads"

ahoj

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Hello, yes, why is it ded?

>>72694512
>>72694550
Hi friends

>>72694653
Hullo friend

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>coworker asked uncle who works in farm to bring some kmíny to her work for her and colleagues because we like komínový čaj
>he brings a whole fucking sack on his shoulder
based

>pass through eastern austria
>dozens and dozens of hungarian cars

aren't there any jobs in orbans wonderland?

>>72694722
>komínový čaj
surely you meant kmínový, right?
if not, pls gib recipe for chimney tea

>>72694807
kek
sorry, autocorrect, yes I was posting from phone because photo was there
quite ez kmíný = kmynai, komín = kaminas

>>72694743
>aren't there any jobs in orbans wonderland?
there are, most of those people you see dont have a degree and they go there to do some shitty manual labor job

>kminek

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>tfw no qt Slavic boyfriend with a dark and troubled past

Life is suffering.

>>72695191
i-i am p-part slavic

>>72695191
same but replace Slavic with Lithuanian XD

>>72695241
hello~

tfw no belarusian gf (female)

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>tfw no slovak gf

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>>72695210
sigh, you're Baltic anon, not Slavic. Kinda like Estonia lite, minus the Finnic autism and the burning desire to be Nordic.

You do share the same butthurt though. I'm guessing it's what keeps the Baltic states united? A perpetual state of clenched butts, lest Russians find your orifices and have their way with them, haha.

There's one way to decide whether you're really Slavic. Do you ever find yourself squatting, wearing tracksuits, or drinking Kalinka?
>I sometimes do

>>72695576
half of my family is Russian you damn hun

no, we are not butthurt except for like 2-3 things, one of them not being able to speak the language and that's about it

>mfw my aunt is calling her husband's mother right now to ask if she wants some kmíný and struggling to find Russian word for it because the mother doesn't speak Lithuanian
>this shit is happening just as I happen to write this
top kek

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>>72695576
>There's one way to decide whether you're really Slavic. Do you ever find yourself squatting, wearing tracksuits, or drinking Kalinka?

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i'm a filthy turkic chink and i already fucked czech women. Co jste o tom myslite, honzicky?

>>72695718
>half of my family is Russian you damn hun
Uh oh, looks like you didn't clench your bottoms hard enough ;D

nah just kidding, I don't mind Russians, they seem like fun people. Batshit insane, but fun. They remind me of Hungary back in the 90's. Those were...different times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEMOhX3NlrA

>>72695799
Ja, ja, aber natürlich. Du bist germanisch :^)

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>>72696805
>Ja, ja, aber natürlich. Du bist germanisch :^)

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do you sometimes browse fb pictures of qts you know and dream, how would a life with her as gf be?

>>72690885
It's the same as always, it's just usually the thread 404s overnight and the "wake up dummies" poster makes a new one in the morning.

>>72690885
/v4/ threads aren't slow
/v4/ threads are durable

>>72695191
call Kandinsky

>>72698434
he's dead

>>72695434
don't stop posting this

>>72698517
i wont
i went to london btw (i asked you about it a while ago), it was pretty nice for a few days desu, although the amount of people everywhere was a bit much
next stop is praha

>>72698613
The city is nice, the alcohol prices are not.

>>72698672
you mean prague?
thats ok, we will probably drink a lot tho
but the train is very cheap, and finding some shitty cheap airbnb shouldnt be that hard either

>>72698613
Prague is far nicer, probably the nicest major city in Europe. I agree there are too many fucking people here, no city should have more people than some countries, it makes you feel like part of an ant colony.

>>72698772
Sorry, I didn't make it clear. Booze in London's expensive, booze in Prague is pretty cheap

>>72699029
same for drugs and whores
I bet you can fuck girl from each v4 there

>>72699029
Booze is disgustingly expensive everywhere in the UK. Minimum of six euros for a bottle of wine and three euros for a pint of the cheapest beer at any pub, sometimes more. A pack of cigarettes is also like 12 euros, if that's your thing.

The last time I was in Prague it felt like heaven, endless mugs of excellent beer with dinner for just pocket change.

>>72699126
Pretty much my experience, though the last night I emptied my wallet and for the most expensive 4 pack 6 pounds can buy.
Ended up getting "London pride", it actually tasted good and was pretty stronk

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>tfw you really like getting drunk and smoking weed with people
>tfw you have no one to do it with

>>72699309
London Pride is great but is definitely expensive. I usually just buy Polish beer because the only other affordable ones are pisswater like Stella, American "Budweiser" and Heineken.

How much in euros on average for a 4 pack in Slovakia?

>>72700353
https://potravinydomov.itesco.sk/groceries/en-GB/shop/drinks/beer/multipacks

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>>72700243

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>>72700243
>>tfw you have no one

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>there are people who waste money on alco/cigs/drugs

>>72699126
lmao beer in pub here costs above 2 € and bottle of wine is about 5 €

>>72704566
Over here it's cheaper to get beer that kofola

The Tatras strike again
https://www.novinky.cz/zahranicni/evropa/433134-v-nizkych-tatrach-zemrel-cesky-lyzar-zkolaboval-v-bufetu.html

>>72704514
>t. poorfag

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>>72704514
>there are people who do not waste money on alco/cigs/drugs

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>>72706094
>>72706146

>>72706193
a hobo poorfag then?

>>72705511
>bufet
Pepik's eternal foe

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>>72706193
>Varg

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>noone wanted to sit with me in a coupe, again
>ask my parents if i am ugly
>"no anon, you just look like a hobo"
>mfw
how was your day anon?

>>72708380
>"no anon, you just look like a hobo"
topkek
I like their sincerity though

>>72708460
>I like their sincerity though
yeah, at least i know i am not ugly, just unkempt
>my mum: "i wouldn't want to sit next to you either"

>>72708564
exactly
wash, shave, get some haircut and clothes and you're good to go anon

>>72708380
>"no anon, you just look like a hobo"

>>72708564
>my mum: "i wouldn't want to sit next to you either"

I actually laughed

>how was your day anon?
not good, not bad, but at least this fucking week is over

any plans for the evening?

>>72708380
>>72708564
pics

>>72694900
kömény?

>guy on talkshow called Vavra Slovakian

hohohho cant wait for the salt

>>72708604
>>72708637
fuck, now i realise why i was so often approached by hobos and weirdos
shit makes so much sense now

>wash
check
>shave
check
>clothes
check
>get some haircut
reee i don't want a haircut, i want to let it grow out a bit more and then i can put it into a ponytail(not that faggy knot), i will be getting a haircut in june tho, i am going to my cousin's wedding

>any plans for the evening?
they started broadcasting SEDEM again so i want to watch that, Milan Lasica is great
you?

>>72709042
>SEDEM
where?

>>72709215
https://www.joj.sk/sedem/archiv/2017-03-23-sedem

>>72709042
>i want to let it grow out a bit more and then i can put it into a ponytail
very few guys can actually look decent with long hair, anon
maybe you are not one of them
>t. been there done that

>you?
watching Stop a douchebag on youtube atm while downloading Saturnin

>>72709364
>Saturnin
what is that?

>maybe you are not one of them
>implying
pic related, right now my hair is about the same length now, i am the one in the back, pls no bully

>>72708659
here, but it's quite old now

>>72709811
>what is that?
https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnin_(román)

>i am the one in the back
>pls no bully
anon, I....

>>72709811
>deleted
?

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>>72709998
give us a review when you are done

>anon, I....
what?

>>72710208
>give us a review when you are done
I've seen it before, would recommend/10

>what?
some guys can pull that off
you are not one of them, anon
if it makes you feel any better, neither am I

>>72710545
>you are not one of them, anon
shieet, i gotta look for a new go-to haircut then

what sort of haircut do you have?

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Kratos haircut best haircut

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>>72710545
>forgot the vid
skip to 8:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwFVmN5jU0

>>72710636
something like picrel, but I don't use any gel/shit, just a bit longer on the top and short on the sides

>captcha Avenue Short

gonna watch Central Intelligence

>>72710852
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwFVmN5jU0
guite good

>something like picrel
awww hell no, i tried my fair share of short haircuts when i was younger but i want to hide as much of my face as possible and short hair doesn't allow that

>>72709811
if you are the third from left (the creepy photobombing guy behind that party crowd) than what this anon wrote fits you >>72709364
don't wear such hair
you are not one of them
or at least do some current haircut with such hair

>>72711550
>then

>>72711550
>the creepy photobombing guy behind that party crowd
fugg why did my face get so warm
>or at least do some current haircut with such hair
what is a current haircut?

>>72709811
hope you got classier glasses meanwhile
you have ok face but they don't do good service to you

>>72711527
>i want to hide as much of my face as possible and short hair doesn't allow that
you are not that hideous m8, but the long hair really doesn't help

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>>72711970
>tfw ordered new glasses to be made today
at last, something i did right
>inb4 it's even worse
what are classier glasses tho?

Why don't Czech baristas want to have sex with me?

>>72712064
>what are classier glasses tho?
something less
>I'm a 90's intellectual
and more
>I run this office so fuck off

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>>72712465
please be more specific

>>72712656
ayyy 10/10

>>72712094
You're ugly

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Go out for a fish fry or stay in and order a pizza?

>>72713857
True

>>72715382
>going out
ughhh

So I got prescribed basically Xanax. I feel so american right now. Can't wait for the next anxiety attack to try it out.

lol Central Intelligence was really good comedy movie, don't regret it one bit, lots of laughs

how's your night?

>>72716131
Sat at home, had a wank and about to go to bed, long day of yardwork ahead tomorrow down by balaton
How about yours lad?

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Will there be a one in Germany tomorrow?

>>72717154
yeah exactly same I guess except for tomorrow. about to go to bed as well, had a nice beer and movie

>>72717443
I hope so

>>72717493
rude

>>72717635
I just want to see how far will the people go along with it

Who up

>>72720493
Stallone or Arnold?

>>72690820
Is Poland the best of these 4 countries or are they all equally based?

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>>72717493
>I hope so
my man

>>72720493
Hi
>>72721409
The worst in every way that actually matters