Honk honk edition
>>72688995
is he going golfing again tomorrow?
Makes me wanna play American Truck Simulator
shame my wheel doesnt work anymore
i'm gonna join /brit/
>>72688995
more like Honkey Honkey edition
fuck white people
if i were soft i would not have gotten THIS far
Just realized I failed to notice normie signs again buds
I haven't had so much as an acquaintance in several years now so I decided to ask my neighbor (my age) if he wanted to go get lunch now that I was back in town from Uni
Texted me tonight asking where/when I wanted to go and then he mentioned he made plans with another friend for that day but he hoped that s/he wouldnt remember
I just ignored this and gave a time and place
Why did I ever think he actually wanted to see me
卐
jjews fear the samurai
>>72689056
not okay
>>72689047
are you the same person who said thank you over the phone and hung up after someone greeted you with their name?
>>72689056
haha germans can't view this thread now
>>72689047
This picture is sad
>>72689092
Yes actually
does anyone want a kissy?
>>72689056
We know you are edgy spain
Very sad now
https://youtu.be/aNtStsw3rMo
*becomes a vegetarian*
Tbh I wouldnt mind it so much if they were able to at least just walk around in grass in some pasture. Sad seeing how they're actually kept
Finally found how to make my singing sound better, reverb.
>>72689110
It's okay it's not real ice
>>72689113
you got to get it together, my man.
>>72689096
I can already hear footsteps down the hallway.
>>72689047
I'll be your acquaintance
>>72689142
same thing with guitar
>>72689132
me too
>>72689149
I havent had it together as far back as I can remember
when Im at work, I sometimes picture what it would be like if I had to stay at a customers house for an hour or so before getting picked up
I dont know why I do it
is it autism? I never tell them about it
https://youtu.be/akTwm05qqkQ
tBh lads
>>72689171
That's definitely strange
blocked 1,346 tracking attempts
>>72689171
Not sure if this makes sense without context. What do you do? Is it a job where you go to customer's houses?
Reminder that the USA and Japan are neighbors
>>72689242
no, I just work in a grocery store. I dont know why it happens, the last time something like that even happened was when I had to crash at my uncles house before getting on a train
>>72689135
Well it's always been argued that for some to live in nature others must die. This is good and true, but industrialized slaughter for human masses is nothing short of horrifying. I've given up meat I don't get from my families farm itself or from hunting. I'd much rather know where my food comes from, and at the very least give any animal raised for slaughter as good a life as possible, or we'll exclusively hunt something in it's natural habitat. Mass slaughter on a global scale is a product of laziness, convenience, and human greed.
>>72689265
It's p weird, but you're probably just bored as fuck so whatever.
>he works in a grocery store
lmao @ ur lyfe
>>72689047
he was forced to stay shut in and play video games instead of going outside
>>72689181
>this literal pedo stuff
WTF
>>72689282
no bully
>>72689303
at the MOC?
Has anyone else jerked off so much that you don't do it anymore because you've lost all will?
>laborers and grocery store workers post itt
no wonder this is a low iq general
is this spaniard el HaitiANO's new proxy?
>>72689338
I'm a commercial litigator and all I do is shitpost
>>72689332
I'm getting to that point I think
I jerk it once a day out of habit, but I rarely enjoy it even remotely. Just a chore to keep me sane desu
>>72689121
>swastika is edgy
Found the bigot
>>72689382
WTF?
I HATE Buddha now!
>>72689315
It's not me, I'm just telling him not to bully.
>>72689338
I'm Justin Trudeau's barber's neighbour and all I do is shitpost
I work at starbucks lmao
Who here /Christian/
did someone say....Bully?
>>72689413
I dabble
I mean I am just a really bad one but I try
>>72689415
>Girl on left almost completely still
this triggers my autism
>>72689413
Me
>>72689415
I am a grown bully and a bully in high school :)
>>72689443
welcome to japan's """"""""""""amazing animation"""""""""
>>72689135
you want cheap meat you get animals in bad conditions, it's how it is.
>>72689475
>still has more messages than I ever do
>>72689476
at least it's not as bad as this
lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_nuts
>>72689056
Viva la faschista España!
why do people piss with the door open
its disgusting
>>72689637
it's alpha behavior you fucking cuck
>>72689761
I should rewatch commando
who /no gf/
>>72689476
Don't generalize.
>>72689852
me!
>>72689871
gimme a source, fampai
>>72689886
Bookmark whatanime.ga
we built this city
>>72689852
not me............heh....
>>72689852
Aye.
just sharted
>>72689926
on rock 'n' roll
what an awful thread
>>72689968
Typical.
sorry but I'm not gay
hmmm
https://www.instagram.com/kennabradford/
>tfw no gf
>>72689886
Mononoke
hmmmmmmmmm
https://www.instagram.com/jacquelinemaeboud/
Did someone say thot
>>72690070
what a degenerate
>>72690087
Bet you'd stick it in anyways
yet again, we've arrived at those specific hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86-btx-Mhx4
>>72690061
Been on my backlog for years, should I give it a try?
you wanna talk about good anime art
>>72690110
i have principles
>>72690134
Mushishi is where is at
>>72690141
A hole is a hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KINyi6XmPvU
>Canadian animation has still yet to toped
>>72690178
bu thats just a theory....
>>72690174
i'm a sex camel
>>72690191
i would unironically fuck angela
>>72690191
the only reason I remember this is because of the digimon movie
>>72690127
It's sublime
>>72690134
The still image doesn't really capture how crazy that scene looks.
>>72690210
I dont have anything to grab webms off of
I own the movie on VHS
>>72690207
>tfw no fake Quebecois gf
>>72690208
how did it relate to the digimon movie?
>>72690240
>VHS
You're a real hardcore dude, huh?
>>72690271
it was the opening scene, you double dummy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X57LrcA_TDs
>>72690274
listen pipsqueak, we didnt have amazont instant video and your fancy CD movie disks back in my day. We had big chunky pieces of plastic and tape we had to beg our parents to rent from blockbuster on a friday night
>>72690328
>he didn't watch the movie in theatres at a pre-screening event
wew, that's pretty funny tho. All I remember of the movie is this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWtyWjhbhSA
>>72690328
I'm 24, of course I remember the blockbuster days.
Man, that went downhill fast.
>>72690356
>not based Paul Gordon
VERY disappointed in you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKloV9XZJco
>>72690207
same
Christ above I hate the mobile era.
Every site has giant text in short sentences with a bajillion dropdown lists.
Shit is disgusting.
so if my roommate offered me some of his birthday cake like 6 hours ago and I declined, and I decided to take him up on his offer now and grabbed a piece while he's asleep, Im not in the wrong, right?
>>72690557
Just let him know in the morning.
>first the anti-anti-semitism shit
>now an anti-islamophobia motion
Really wish we had a constitutionally enshrined right to free speech.
>>72690940
isn't it basically the existing hate speech laws copy-pasted but the brown girl put the word "islamophobia" in it to get browning points from teenangers who like the new mass effect games?
ohayo gozaimasu :3
What does /cum/ mean?
>>72692954
to ejaculate
>>72693020
Why is this thread called that?
Is it canada us mexico?
>>72693056
yes
cum lol
>>72688995
CUTE
U
T
E
can only choose one
>>72695102
california gold seems like the type i could put my trust in
>>72695102
amazon chocolate senpai
>>72695350
Hey bud. Going to the dentist rn
>>72690940
Haha :)
>>72695405
morning
im a little hung over
>dentist
>open wide
>spit dont swallow
kek
>>72695515
>implying I'm capable of spitting
>15 minutes in
>no one's at the front desk
which one of you is the gay one
>>72695985
All of them. I'm fairly certain I'm the only straight person left around here and even then it's wavering
>>72695985
U lmao
>>72695602
i guess toothpaste is cleaner than semen
>>72696409
>playing games you can win
>>72696479
you can win dorf fort, once you eradicate all of the elves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ex9mSRvIM
>>72696479
me on the right
>>72696172
delet >.<
>>72696588
NSFW
>>72696727
so what
>>72696784
>Thanks now my aunt just promoted me
Humanity is underrated
>>72696936
congrats bud
>>72696537
good post
>>72696626
also good post
>>72687654
The photo was taken last year around end of summer
>visit orlando universal studios
>try their only roller-coaster
>the employers clap for you when you come back from your ride
>americlaps
You can NOT make this up
What is "swamp ass"?
tfw my gpu is dead and my overkill cpu will be here soon tm
>>72697290
Sweaty ass, more so between the butt cheeks. Usually accompanied by a pungent smell
>>72697286
>visit stockholm
>everyone there speaks like swedish chef from muppets
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
U
P
>>72697290
Where sweat runs down your asscrack
>>72697290
when you sit down on a plastic/metal chair for too long and you sweat just enough for your pants to stick uncomfortably to your ass
>>72697348
Muppets were based off Swedish people. True story
Done with the dentist buds
>>72697290
Scratch the upper area of your ass just below your tailbone and you'll find that you have some ass cheese there
>>72697410
hope you didnt loose any teeth
>>72697537
No but I cracked a filling and I need to get it replaced
>>72697585
Do you have crap genetics or poor dental hygiene?
gonna get fucked up on pepto bismol with the boys tonite
>>72697585
ouch
i havent been to the dentist for at least 6 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTHL3_-O2V8
is it a bigger deal when a black guy is shot by cops or when they run out of chicken at the chicken joint
>>72697626
Genetics™ desu
>>72697679
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
At least they know how to deal with the shootings
i want to get massaged by a chink ping dong wong
is this a bad idea?
>>72697755
fuck theres like 6 videos of actual occasions where nogs chimp out on chicken joints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eiG5FCYJ8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQHQIhJbeFo
>>72697531
No i don't what the fuck
>>72697823
>I got a cab from Burnsville
Popeye's isn't even that good tho wtf
>>72697923
bojangles>>>popeyes>>>churchs chicken
but all are greasy salmonella traps tbqh
>>72697957
I've never been to Bojangles
>>72697957
You forgot KFC numbnuts
>>72698020
>KFC
>
>>72698020
it goes at the bottom
i havent bothered going to one of those shitholes in years, last time was on a road trip i think
>>72697906
People change
>>72698097
DELET THIS
whats a man to do on his day off
>>72698317
It's probably cold as fuck there so idk
>>72698391
jokes on you, it's gonna get up to like 55 today.
might go swimming
>>72689113
lol wtf
>>72689047
dont fret over it too much
if he didnt want to eat dick with you, then that's that
but if he actually wants to, he'll bring it up and ask you to set another time/date
maybe you'll get lucky and end up in bed with him
>>72698480
Get this gay shit outta cum
>>72697847
Huh, try it when you haven't showered for a day or two then
Or I'm just special
Yep
>>72698765
>ribbit filename
>>72698786
what's wrong with them
>>72698786
He posts the same thing every time, I kinda feel bad for him he must be really distraught and frustrated. Then again losers like that usually bring it upon themselves
>>72698786
>>72698841
Imgur filename. At least get your shit right
hicock45 here with the m1 garand and today we're gonna shoot some runaway niggers
>>72698923
It's okay, at the most it's only 8 years. I mean you can pray he gets impeached everyday but you're just going to wear yourself out and break your nerves every morning, try yoga or something man
>>72698923
>ribbit is so poor they have to get another site to host their images
Am I allowed to like these guys if I am a white american
http://frenamex21.net/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Synarchist_Union
Once it has been proven that Trump had some shady shit going on with the Russians during the election (and it will be) he will be impeached sooner than I can cum on a pair of super soft sweaty Asian girlsoles when they're right on my nose.
Mornin' cumbums
>>72688995
good edition, I love that man
>>72699081
Morning bud
>>72699065
This is how bernie can still get into the White House
>>72699065
As long as pence goes down with him
>>72699065
>>72699192
Well that isn't going to happen. If it gets that far pence and the rest of the party will sell trump down the river. Who would you even want in charge if pence goes?
>>72699266
Virginia?
>>72699280
The speaker obviously
>>72699280
Bernie Sanders
>>72699280
>Who would you even want in charge if pence goes?
El Rato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuIGjex15lk
>two missed calls from the same number
>didn't leave a message
I'm not the only person who wouldn't answer or call this number back until they leave a message right?
>>72699287
Yes hello yes
>>72699280
Rand Paul but that will never happen
>>72699405
yeh
but i usually do a google search and most end up being callcenters
>>72699409
>Rand Paul
This meme politician still has supporters?
Pffffftttttt
Will there ever be hope for a "nationalist international"? Or are neofascist and rightist movements destined to fight with each other despite common ideological ground?
>>72699496
He's more electable than his dad.
>neofascist and rightist movements
>common ideological ground
Not liking these fresh new ribbit memes buds
*subtly has a boner*
>>72699576
reddit is all about moderatism on all fronts. if reddit's been getting a bit more conservative lately they're just sargon tier aka pointless.
>>72698648
Disgusting cretin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8
>>72699529
>Will there ever be hope for a "nationalist international"?
oy vey it's liek the 1930's all ova again
>>72699529
What you're thinking of is "trans-nationalism", which many academics have noted in recent times as a growing trend within populist movements like those of Trump, Wilders, or Le Penn. But a "nationalist international" sounds better.
>le trump is working with russians
that narrative is the clinton campaign's autistic screeching that is literally based off nothing
just like they started the birth certificate thing against obongo in the 2008 primaries before she lost despite winning the popular vote :^)
>>72699658
It was confirmed that Obama's birth certificate was doctored though, right before his term ended in fact.
girl at the noodle shop i go to for lunch has great toes
>>72699658
Trump himself no
guilt is via association
>>72699684
Did you get this from breitbart
Reminder that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote in the 2008 primaries. Don't think anybody on the left has an issue with the result though.
>>72699710
He fired Manafort though. A long time ago even before this information came out.
>>72699713
https://youtu.be/gXDB35eSSuE
I doubt you want the truth enough to watch the entire video but it's there if you don't want to live in ignorance.
the real russian intervention came with the KGB infiltrating the institutions of higher learning with the teachings of this retard
mccarthy was right
>>72699803
>Arpaio
Shan't
>>72699803
>9 points
>never made news
large amounts of resources used to snuff this out, or it became simply irrelevant after blackman #1 left the goodboy house?
>>72699858
There was no point considering Obama's term was basically over by the time it came out.
Can somebody clear up whether you need to be born in the country to be President? Because in school I was taught that was required but there wasn't any serious challenge to Ratman's campaign because natural born citizen is now being interpreted to mean a US citizen at birth.
>>72699803
well maybe that johanna document is fake and obama's is real? :-D
>>72700209
>The Constitution gives three eligibility requirements to be president: one must be 35 years of age, a resident "within the United States" for 14 years, and a "natural born Citizen," a term not defined in the Constitution.
There would've been a lawsuit if Cruz won the nomination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8
>>72700437
are you that guy on vacation in taiwan?
>>72692423
It's nothing like a law, it's a poorly defined statement of intended action and dreadful politicking that will ultimately do nothing except reflect badly on us.
Really fucking stupid.
>>72700463
no i am not germany
but i like feet too
>Boss is at the job today for the first time in over a year
>don't show up
Heh, can't fire me if I don't show up.
>>72700209
It's poorly defined so who the fuck knows
It's not even clear that the courts would enforce that requirement if a foreigner ran and won
>when you're getting paid to eat food off of the toes of a QT on camera and have to act like you're not loving every second of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zthnLp0px0g
>>72700747
eating food off skin is one of my biggest turnoffs for some reason.
I will lick any part of a womans body (besides her belly button) and I like food, but the two don't mix.
birthright citizenship is a mistake
>being a foot fetishist
Is a lower life form even possible without getting into that gray area viruses occupy?
>>72700747
that is cruel
i couldn't even do it
>when you write scripts for low budget productions in japan but have a thing for feet at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJzr8MTAfoo
I'm on Obamacare funded state-medicaid ask me anything.
>>72700648
he might not let you come back
>>72700894
Fuck off to Europe, commie
>>72700894
how much food stamps do you get per month
>>72700918
I'm a contractor so as long as I don't lie and say I was working I doubt he will do anything. I basically choose what days and times I work and I like to work when nobody is around because I'm socially retarded.
>>72700878
Even if you aren't a foot "fetishist", when you are banging a girl, don't you want to just stick toes in your mouth?
they are there in your face anyway why not just stick them in your mouth
for this reason, I think being into feet is very natural
>>72701010
None, I only applied for medicaid because my prescriptions would've costed the majority of my monthly paychecks. I don't even go to the doctor or dentist anymore after getting put on it because I respect the taxpayer too much. I could get food stamps and whatever other welfare if I wanted though, but I was brought up in a way where I will only take handouts if it's absolutely needed.
>>72700968
If it makes you feel better I'm one of those people who "voted against their interests" and voted for Trump.
Rate my new gf guys
just refunded yooka laylee lads
>>72701121
Isn't she like 13?
>>72701121
how is she 13
>>72701083
>I was brought up in a way where I will only take handouts if it's absolutely needed.
did you grow up poor
before doing anything i think to myself "would x want this?"
>>72701131
>google yooka laylee
>it's all just jontron is a racist articles
>>72701180
Yep, mother worked 2 (sometimes 3) jobs raising me and my brother. She takes pride in the fact that she did so without child support and without welfare. She's also the reason I will never have a gf because I don't think I'll ever meet a woman who could be even half the human she is.
>woke up at 11:30
>masturbated
wonder what other exciting adventures I'll have today
>>72701083
>parents get Obongocare funded Medicaid
>I voted for El Rato in the hopes that he'd do away with it entirely
Who /devilish/ here
hm..
This is the nicest weather since last summer
>>72701290
D.C. has a black majority population. More black people live there than white, latin american and asian combined.
dude that's some hard hitting deep shit
>alarm goes off at 10:30 AM to wake me up
>as I'm laying in bed in the silence I hear somebody in my neighbors apartment say "he just got up"
What did he mean by this? Also I don't think it was my neighbor because they are chinese and generally only speak chinese in their apartment.
>>72701290
DC is 50% black and that's in a black neighborhood
>>72701290
>black girls from a black neighborhood in a majority black city go missing
hmmmmmm
#blackexcellence
>find hot pornstar
>she only does 'incest' roleplay porn
>having a good wank
>starts calling herself mommy
>go soft immediately
WHY
Adolf Hitler was a failed LIBERAL art student who blamed his failure on ethnicities he deemed privileged. He was anti-gun, anti-hunting vegan and a big government SOCIALIST. Doesn't that remind you of today's liberals?
>>72701290
WE WUZ SEARCH PARTIES N SHIT
>>72701290
around blacks, never relax
hi my name's danmak
something about me?... hmmm... i lik u!
What's ur name?
>>72701535
Didn't he kill Ernst Rohm because he wanted to redistribute wealth?
>>72701602
will u b my autistic waifu
what do you guys here think?
>>72701602
Hello Danmark!
My name's Jaime
>>72701633
non issue for me but depends on the rest of the face too
>>72699618
Who is this semen demon
>>72701633
Generally true but i had a crush on a girl with teeth like this and on her I thought it was very cute
>>72701670
it works for her imHo >>72699618
really gets the old noggin joggin'
If you found out ur gf had done cuckold porn would you break up with her?
>>72701680
>Who is this semen demon
it's dogface, the GF of an anon here he scored on tinder
told him he should fuck her on the second date and the madman actually did it
>professor decided to flunk me on bullshit paper
>I've written so many other bullshit papers it didn't change my grade at all
Do you feel in charge
>>72701611
He killed Rohm because of the threat posed by the SA and Himmler being an asshole wanting to make the SS the only paramilitary force
Thats a Gregor Strasser quote iirc, it might have been his brother. Gregor Strasser was purged on the same day as Rohm though
>>72701744
Nice
Bit jelly tho
>Trumpist
saw this in another thread
pretty fucked up lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQ
imagine he didn't have the lens cap on and the camera just so happened to fall in a position to film it all
>>72699618
Needs an "I showed you my dick" edit
>>72701615
me? ummm i'm just a bebi
>>72701667
hi jaime! let's plai
>>72701842
I don't think they play this in the film. They just show his gf or mom listening to it and then Warner Herzog asks them/she if they are going to destroy the tape.
Girl I used to fancy around 2008/9 borrowed the DVD from me and never gave it back.
>>72701883
What do you want to play?
We just had some old jewish lawyer rant about Trump and the militants right wing in our class today, I don't think he noticed his irony when he said bakers should be forced to make cakes for gay couples or be locked up. The American courts are fucked if they're filled with men like him, that was a complete shit show, fuck Hamilton for convincing Americans that the Supreme court was a good idea and wouldnt become too powerful
>>72701883
Delet this immediately you stupid faggot
>>72702066
>when you realize that judicial review isn't in the Constitution
>when you realize that there's no cap on the number of Supreme Court justices and a president can just fill it with whoever he wants
>when you realize that the SCOTUS is the single greatest threat to justice in the country
>>72702266
Yeah I wanted argue with him so badly. He started ranting about how it's unamerican to disagree with supreme court decisions and anyone who disagrees should move to Canada and I was just thinking
>Hmmm what if Obama didnt pack the supreme court full of leftists, wonder how he'll feel about this statement when Trump replaces them
He seemed to have no clue how the supreme court came about and how it's role has changed, the sad thing these are the people who control the American courts. Jews really are cancer, reminded me of when Ginsberg called out Trump, the courts are just a political tool now
>>72702446
The supremes used to meet under the capitol building and had a much different role. Very spooky that history is basically rewritten to say today is how it's always been
>14 days
>>72702446
>hey, don't you think this cloture rule gives too much power to the majority party?
>it's ok, Republicans will never get the Senate back
>Fuck the Rethuglicans for wanting to use the cloture rule!!!
This is why this country will die
want to become skater trash, how do
>>72702446
your class would have appreciated the intellectual discourse
it's easier to come on to 4chan and misrepresent someone's ideas than it is to have a dialectic in real life though
>>72702623
Things have become way too polarized and for each side to counteract this they have to become increasingly authoritarian and exclusive meanwhile the lower middle class is forgotten and told to fuck off in the name of globalism. Not sure what will become of this but I wouldnt mind seeing something catastrophic
any korean qts on /cum/?
>>72702792
me
asl
>>72702792
I guess I can post some at least
>>72702792
Basque masterrace
>>72702780
>Not sure what will become of this
We'll become more like (((Eur*pe)))
>>72702684
Kek, I'm not misrepresenting him it was really that crazy, wouldnt have brought it up if it didnt startle me but everyone on 4chan is always skeptical. The entire class was circle jerking him and laughing and nodding approvingly to everything he said, wasnt going to commit social suicide by arguing with someone who has over 30 years experience in law and studied at Oxford. He was one of those jews with a raspy booming voice, just like Netanyahu.
>>72702956
I like Netanyahu's voice tho
>>72695102
scent of semen, I mean... cinnamon
>>72688995
>America elected that fat orange retard
>>72703055
>Britain enabled David Cameron's faggotry
Can't tell which is worse
>>72703015
I do too, that's part of the problem. He sounded very charismatic coupled with jewish high verbal intelligence. I wouldn't argue in front of him with everyone I know there considering his knowledge, he's a lawyer for christs sake
>>72703159
You could have just brought up Dredd Scott when he said that questioning their decisions is unamerican
>no wonder this is a low iq general