/brit/

>>72687902
I'm picking this one.
I think you can all deduce why

>>72687902
gnnh

>two threads

JANNYS GONNA FREAK

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>>72687902
THAT FUCKING BLACK AND BLUE KEYBOARD

Spank the yanks

The other thread was posted 8 seconds earlier.

Isn't it illegal to discriminate against people on the basis of national origin? You bigots?

doing a shit

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like if you agree

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naughty canadian

go to the other thread you egg looking cunts

>>72687943
That's not a keyboard you fool

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The new tinder profile pic subedition

>>72687897
>>72687897
>>72687897
we're all in here

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The new tinder profile pic

Going to say I'm a trans. Wonder how many matches I'll get from closeted guys

>>72688002


Why would anyone post in /BRIT/ (BRITISH) thread made by a leaf

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real yank hours who up

>>72687917
Don't judge an egg by its basket

>>72688014
i'm up at studying

don't look a gift egg in the mouth

>>72688011
The tinder bio for people of your kind here is "I am ladyboy. Life is short!"

>>72687902
>>72688011
who is this weird girl

>>72687902
>>72688011
Is she wearing makeup in this pic

>>72688051
Queen of /pol/

See an egg and pick it up, all the day you'll have good luck

>>72688044
>"people of my kind"

I was in Thailand last month and ""my friend"" used tinder -- over half of his matches were kathoey

>>72687897
>>72687897
>>72687897
>>72687897

real /brit/
OP here is just bitter and spiteful

rapist scumbag is back

>>72688057
I made a number of subtle changes to the second picture to improve her looks dramatically (not just flipping the image).

>>72688069
fueck off

>>72688069
Take your eggs with a pinch of salt x

I like eggs and soldiers me

>>72687918
>>72687918
>>72687918
>>72687918

>>72687918
>>72687918
>>72687918
>>72687918

eggs?

An egg for an egg, an egg basket for an egg basket

>>72688098
Are you 5? Get your eggs together

>>72688102
>>72688069
>leaf trying started his own thread with less posters
>trying to 'poach' our eggs

You can't unscramble an egg

>>72688103
Teggquila

An egg in the hand is worth two in the basket

i am the eggman
we are the eggmen
i am the walrus
goo goo gjoob

Why do we always have to have such a storm in an egg cup whenever there's multiple threads?

>leaf shitskins posting pakis in the other thread
I'll stay here

>>72688115
An egg by any other name would smell just as sweet

>>72688115
bad precedent to set

marrying a former pornstar lads

>>72688142
He's just pulling your egg

cut my egg into pieces
this is my egg basket

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Eggs?

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Watching an eggcellent filum

>Multiple threads
>Go on a wild egg hunt to determine the 'right' one
every time

>>72688150
Only watch alexis texas because she doesn't do coloureds

dunno if it's because I'm really tired or not, but this is the funniest /brit/ has been in a while.

I'm cracking up

>>72688163

Great film. Very eggciting to watch.

Looks like the thread splitting Canadian is starting to crack

>>72688180
when girls do a black dick in the arse it looks like they are taking a big poo

>>72688186
>leaf is making egg puns on his own in his paki thread

absolutely rotten

>>72688202
I pity him from the bottom of my egg

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Opinions?

This has been a very eggregious show so far

>>72688194
egxactly

>>72688186
>Yanks trying to jump on the eggbasket

can't have your egg and beat it too

>>72688217
That's a spotty egg

Reminds me, I work part time at a petrol station and was checking the use by dates on some food

There eggs on the shelf that went off on the 1st of february

if you bought those you could sue us

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You've let the egg out of the basket, thread splitter, and that's going to be a bitter egg to swallow. And guess what, you've bit off more egg than you can swallow. As quick as lighting, I'll be chomping at your eggs and scrambling you like a chicken. You'll be too easy. It's like shooting an egg in a basket.

pirates are now obsessed with eggs

>>72688202
Can't take a yolk

wish maisie would smash my eggs

Eggscuse me lads but I'm going to have to ask you to show me an eggsample

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>>72688229

>>72688239
Meggsico

The Leaf'll be walking on eggshells for the next few threads after this level of scrambling

>>72688221
Well, birds of a feather lay eggs together

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>gf loves the big brown eggs

Any of you lads got a meggnet to attract birds with????

>>72688271
He was on earlier

>>72688271
he was here like 10 minutes ago you smegghead

>>72688229
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw eggs, Leaf

>>72688271
don't get your eggs in a bunch

>>72688251
Don't egg him on

>>72688272

egg in the hand is worth two in the basket

>tfw you fart out an egg

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hmmmmm

All jokes aside though, It's truly awful what happened in London, the victims' families must be shell shocked

Didn't have enough liquid orange drink mix, so I mixed it with some blue powdered drink mix.

The result is surprisingly good. It's also the green color of pond water.

you're not white

>>72688299
>tfw virgin walker
oh well no point worrying, I've got bigger eggs to fry

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Slags?

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>>72688299
improved it a bit

>>72688333
Eggs.

>>72688333
>>72688358
Sleggs.

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>>72688308

Me on the left lads

what a nice random meme

http://www.strawpoll.me/12595785

eggy bread

Normally not gone to bed by this time but just woke up

Feels good

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Can't make an omelette du fromage without grating some cheese

>>72688380
Which one's 'fried'

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Breakfast club is such a good film desu

>>72688389
the early bird lays the egg

>>72688379
Came after loads of arguing about Yanks and Canadians too, it's nice we can all eggree on something for once

hey why don't you spread that excellent meme across 4chan?

leggo of my eggo

it doesn't matter if I virgin walk or not. either way my egg is cooked

>>72688398
Hasn't aged well. Or I didn't, can't tell.

>>72688410
would be an eggscruciating pain in the arse to do 2bqh

>>72688299
Anyone else do the Virgin walk even though you've lost your virginity

post toot

>>72688416
because this sort of social dynamic in high school doesn't exist anymore

>>72688416
It has
You're just a gay twat

Top video to watch if you're into pirates or eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8G57DHffac

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Wish they'd stop putting this unfunny cunt on tv

>>72688423
Yeah, over-easy does it desu. If it eggspands across 4chan it wouldn't be as fun

>>72688448
He's a bad egg

>>72688439
Now I know it's the film.

>>72688442
>vindaloo

lol

Decided to stop fapping until I get my willy in a woman again

>>72688423
you could probably hire someone to do it but it would cost an arm and an egg

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This is what happens when you mix white and brown eggs in the same basket

>>72688442
God Stewart Lee is the epitome of Reddit

>>72688468
and it'd spread to reddit and twitter and beggcome every we hate

>>72688396
Has he got eyes on the back of his egg?

fucking savage

>>72688490
they would really beat it to death

hope i land the internship the summer

would really give me an egg up on the competition

>>72688488
I think he's a cunt, but no he isn't. Reddit is about Overwatch memes and cancer selfies and filled with American teenagers

in reddit................things..............happen

>>72688517
congrats, break an egg mate!

>>72688520
t. Reddit expert

Fuck off back where you came from

*Establishes a heggemony*

GET WOKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVUyQC7AE0Q

>>72688520
Do one you reddit eggspert

I had an English roommate in undergrad, and he made bacon and eggs every god damn morning

>>72688428
Me

I've cracked open my third egg. I am now Yoke.

Lads

Is telling a girl she looks like Maise bad?

Showed a girl a few pictures of maisie and she didn't seem impressed by the comparison

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>sick of stupid egg jokes
>come back an hour later
>you're all still fucking doing it

eggsy

>>72688581
Egg yourself

>>72688575
Lol EGGS........EGGS..!!!!!

>>72688581
Just got here
What's going on?

why doesn't soap wash away the smell of shit? lingers on your hands forever

>>72688575
Of course it's fucking bad

She has the mong face

>>72688581
>being this scrambled

>>72688581
Now that the chicken's hatched, there's no more putting the egg into the basket

These jokes just crack me up

Can't speak for anyone else but I happen to love these egg yokes

>>72688592
about 300 posts of egg puns

got called a racist in eggs today lads

>>72688598
What do you mean?

I've heard people call her a fetal alcohol baby but idk if that's what you are referring to

>>72688592
Decided to make egg jokes instead of arguing amongst nations
I've found it quite refreshing

>>72688614
For what reason?

>>72688625
they're eggstremely funny

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>>72688625
>/brit/
>reason

Got eggsed an egg in eggs today eggs

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>>72688575
Some chinese girl once said I look like Eggs Benedict here once. I was really insulted by the comparison.

I think he's the male equivalent of maisie. Still somehow manages to be a sex symbol even though their face is all scrambled.

just did a warm egg all over my tummy :)

>>72688614
>>72688624
next time don't let the egg out of the bag

Please explain the egg meme to me

Keep in mind I'm the lad who hasn't posted in three weeks

Nothing more enjoyable than watching chinky twat 'self defence' YouTube videos with the slanty eyed mongs doing the stupidest shite about wing Chun or whatever made up crap they spend their life shilling

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Scottish nationalism is good
English nationalism is bad

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he was filled with gold all along LOAD OF BOLLOCKS

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>muh spirit of the blitz
>carry on as normal
>#londonisopen
>*draws a sad cartoon*
>*lights up a building*

You can tell the cunts are loving this shite.

Probably disappointed it was just a nutter with a knife, instead of a Bataclan.

>>72688672
>>72688673
>>72688685

ahh, the angry little boys have woken up

>>72688672
Muay Thai is pretty rad
can easily kill someone if you're not careful

>>72688677
the girl cat in that movie was so fucking sexy

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>>72688442
Arrr! Eggs marks the spot!

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>>72688673
>racism is bad
>fuck white people

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>>72688685
Ahh yes you're so much more noble

and little girls (male) >>72688693

>>72688695
There's some things that are legit like judo and muay Thai but I'm not on about them

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Making a snack

Want to go and live in a warm part of America, get a very deep tan and have illegal Mexicans do all my cleaning for much lower than minimum wage

>>72688715
ah ha! yes
it all makes perfect sence now
the veil has been lifted from my eyes

truly anarcho-syndicalist-mutual-orthodox-classical-neo-contemporary-marxism is the answer

very tired

this rooster is going home to roost

>>72688695
>can easily kill someone if you're not careful

same with orthodox boxing desu especially if you're not in a controlled environment

>>72688744
Fuck off we're full

This is the peak of ""French comedy""

https://youtu.be/w74f7NO6fRI

>>72688744
southern california is for you big guy

>>72688731
its easy to differentiate
a lot of Asian martial arts is primordially meditative or serves the same purpose as yoga rather than combat.

generally the styles endorsed by MMA are all good for fighting, plus some smaller schools which are not popular in the west.

>>72688762
Laughed 2bh

>>72688762
makes me wonder what JFs think when they see dogshit from here like little britain desu

>>72688685
>Andrew Neil trotting out his oh so passionate speech like Baghdadi himself is watching and gives a shit what some balding puppet looking motherfucker says on a show no-one watches
>news pointing out how "everything is normal", bordering on hysteria
>politicians quietly admitting they can't actually do anything about terrorism

We're a fucking parody at this point.

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Raking in the (You)s

Cheers lads

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>Hey mister, you want to come back to my place and help me poach my eggs?

What do

Morning lads
Just want to tell you to never, EVER get a job at Pets at Home.
I've been there for a month and a half and so far
>Irish Gypsies target various pet stores apparently, bringing in various injured pit bulls and threatening to kill puppies unless they can leave them in the store
>Contract states "Work to the needs of the business" - You have set minimum hours however you don't know what days you will be working each week. Could be a few 4 hour shifts, could be spread out over the entire week.
>Cockroaches fucking everywhere
>Managers bring their dogs to dance around on the tables and slobber everywhere whilst you are trying to eat
>Got a warning for refusing to take my lunch to sit and watch their dogs for an hour
>Freezer out back filled with dead guinea pigs, rabbits and fish
>1 security camera in the entire store which Gypsies and thieves take full advantage of
>Mandatory training for 9 months to become a colleague, you receive no qualifications or pay rise on completion, just a badge that says "trained colleague"
>Have to clean out pets with ringworm with no gloves or protective equipment
>Condition for the animals out back are awful, 15+ cages of rabbits, guinea pigs, degus, hamsters etc stuffed into a 5x5 room
>Roaches dead in the animal cages often

I'm really tempted to take pictures and gather shit up but I would have no idea what to do with the information.

>>72688812
doctor who and sherlock too

what a load of shit

>>72688834
She looks mentally unhinged. I'd get her sectioned.

>>72688834
Did you autistically touch up this picture in photoshop

>>72688812
You've seen how much they love Mr Bean

>>72688835
Sounds fucking miserable. 'pet people's are the fucking worst.

>>72688834
She looks as though she hasn't showered in 3 days

Bet her minge fucking reeks

>>72688835
I applied but said fuck it when the application involved a questionnaire and paragraph about what kind of animal you would be

>>72688835
Post it on a pet group or RSPCA page on Facebook.

aroo normies get out haha

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why was patton assassinated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-FfVshrIcY
>handles it like a champ
>puts aside the rhetoric
>goes back to discussing difficult policy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9frRVyZies
>acts like a baby
>flees the scene

>>72688835
That sounds grim, take pictures or video and send it to some rag like the mail

nearly the weekend lads. few more hours slaving for noseberg and i'm free.

he United Kingdom has had so much immigration that it has transformed the country. The pro-multiracial, cultural marxists have created this identity crisis. To be British now is to be multicultural, but whenever you ask the so-called minority groups they always identify with their original roots. When British people who are of true ethnic British stock like English and Scots identify with their race, they are called racists. True Britons will be a minority before 2066.

>>72688905
Took the day off me, about to pick the lads up then drive to the Lake District for the 'kend.

>>72688913
I preferred the egg posts to this shit

>>72688893
I miss Ed, wish he won. A normal centre left politician would do this country good. We'd have 5 years of memes

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Let's get to the bottom of why there are so many yanks, leafs and trampstamps in this general: the UK's power has waned, but its influence is still vast and totally disproportionate. The US is 300,000,000 people and the UK is 65,000,000 people (6 times less), and 50% of hit singles come out of the US, and 40% come out of the UK (almost even).

The English language, Imperialism, and the Anglo-American banking system are the primary reasons for the UK's disproportionate clout.

>>72688917
nice lad. what's the plan in the ol' 'ke 'strict?

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was hunting down and executing nazis after the war justified?

>>72688938
wanking each other off in tents

Morning lads

only two hours of work today

>>72688893
Jeremy corbyn is just a less charismatic Ed miliband but more of an SJW/paki lover and pretends he's a socialist

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got a smelly willy

it's never been this smelly before desu

>>72688938
A few walks...Eagle Crag & scafell pike, lots of cozy boozers.

Just told a girl she has violin hips and it ruined her week.

>>72688932
Look those imperial uniforms, they're /fa/ as fuck.

>>72688864
I forgot to mention that, actually.
All the colleagues are fucking insufferable.
Either the women are crazy cat women, obese lads, or lesbians. Almost all the female staff bring their dogs in which all sit in the fucking staff room whilst they watch them bite each other.
The customers do nothing but say "I would LOVE this job, must be good to work with pets huh? :^)"

>>72688876
I put Frog because they are cool as shit.
I fucking hate pets.

>>72688878
>>72688904
I've been wanting to take a picture of the roaches there. The fuckers are HUGE. lifting up the non-slip mats near the fish section sends hundreds of the things running everywhere.


I have work later today. Don't know when I start because the manager phoned me last night claiming he's changed my shift and he'll call me back later.
He didn't.

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was selling off your empire and creating the state of israel a good thing

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>>72688961
ah yes, merkel, the elected leader of a country she despises

>>72688979
Sounds better than my job at a petrol station Tbh

>>72688990
Kill yourself

>>72689008
fuck merkel

any brits here?

>>72689008
not an argument

>>72689021
don't want to

>>72688932
>(((Anglo-American banking system)))

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can't be h*cked today

>>72688990
Yank mongoloid

My virgin walk thread on /r9k/ is still raking in (You)s from people who fell victim once again to the forer effect

merkel is going to lose the election to martin schulz

watched zulu the other day

the tribesmen weren't as incompetent as i expected

(You) idea: reply to this post or you will die in your sleep tonight peacefully

>>72689052
'horns of the bull' was a very effective battlefield tactic

egg white nationalism needs to be stopped

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Me during the troubles

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>>72689071

http://i.4cdn.org/f/Man%20cut%20his%20finger.swf

fucking mental

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who knew HRT was so effective

>>72689052
that's why rorke's drift was impressive

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>>72689052
zulus are based

>The official king of South Africa’s Zulu tribe has announced that that country was economically, militarily, and socially better under white Afrikaner rule—and that history will judge blacks as only having destroyed everything that they had inherited from the white government.
>King Goodwill Zwelithini, who has been Zulu king since December 1971, made the remarks during a speech at an official royal household event in Nongoma

>>72689116
I thought it was impressive because it was about 100 people against about 5 thousand haha

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No hate, no fear
Egg yolks are welcome here

DARE some racist to bring up cholesterol figures

>>72689116
reindo unido

>>72689109
alemania

>>72689080
australia

>>72689076
estados unidos

>>72689071
canada

>>72688793
francia

>>72688527
mejico

>>72688280
nueva zelanda

>>72688271
austria

>>72689159
kolumbien

>>72689146
Notice how in the natural state of things the yolks are the minority and segregated from the whites

>>72689136
zulus ought to take over 2bqh

>>72689146
So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?

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Britain: 2100

analogy time:

white people racemixing with brown people is like getting dirt on your clean white shirt

if multiculturalism is bad then why are scrambled eggs so good?

checkmate rorke

We shouldn't even report the terror attacks because it gives the terrorists attention and a platform like they want

>>72689212
yep

Anaology: you're a twat

>>72689212
You can bleach your shirt though good as new

>>72689219
Fried eggs are better

the nissan skyline is an infinitely superior feat of automotive engineering than the bugatti chiron

'member this lads

https://youtu.be/Z3ZAGBL6UBA

like clockwork the morning shit is in position and waiting for release

>>72689220
the only bad thing is the leftists who apologize for their actions and defend the attackers

>>72689322
i should ammend, *the only bad thing about reporting the attacks

>>72689297
why are yuros such terrible posters

could heem any cunt in here rn ngl tbqh

what did frasier end up doing about the tossed salad and scrambled eggs???

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Wouldn't mind a yank gf

Bearing arms

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>britsharts

anyone else remember 9/11 happening in 2003, not 2001?

spooky mandela effect shit

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/07/world/africa/africa-china-train.html?_r=0

>yfw africa gets high speed rail before the UK

>>72689388
he was never sure in the end. assuming he left them.

>>72689414
>africa-china train

ah yes

why do we even bother building shit on this planet when it's all going to be underwater in like 5 years?

don't understand why any white person would voluntarily move to south africa

>>72689497
We have to live until then.

>>72689509
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king

>>72689497
says who

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>>72689509
1 dollar is like 12 rand

a few grand would make you a literal billionaire over there

you could get a comfy job as a safari guide or something and live at a nice vacation resort

you would even get the good feels for being a part of the conservation effort

>>72689553
every scientist

>>72689566
that's not how currency exchange works you spanner

>>72689569
they're just doomsayer cunts trying to make profit off fear

why are you all talking about eggs now

eggstremely eggstreme egg posting lads

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do you lads reckon a gimmick where we mock australians for all living in single storey bungalows would have legs? they always meme about #2 hdi but they live in texas with retarded cockney accents

>>72689650
i think it has potential

push it

>>72688835
>I'm really tempted to take pictures and gather shit up but I would have no idea what to do with the information.

Send that to BBC Panorama lad.

Do you also have to handle eggs at your job by any chance?

what the fuck is this egg talk

am I in the early stages of a stroke?

delete this post: 72689650

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>>72689699
Nice. But I can't help you big guy.

>>72688428
me as well

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i thought australians built their houses on stilts to keep the wildlife out but apparently it's actually to prevent flood damage

>>72689650
Factually incorrect, do the leg work before shooting off into absurd gimmicks

alright mate

throw another egg on the barbie

>>72689650
good file name

>>72689730
i knew there was gonna be some faggot that lives in the shade of melbourne's CBD telling me his street has a couple of 2 story heritage houses

and i dont care if you live in sydney, memebane, perth, adelaide whatever the amount of second story houses is microscopic compared to eastern north american cities or europe. My city was founded 1642, the suburb i live in was formed in 1890, before australia was even a country you fucking little runt

business idea: dead thread

>>72689727
my beach house is on stilts

eggsecute order 42 (fried)

>>72689727
that bird looks like poop

What is this egg meme? I haven't been on here for a day and now you're talking about eggs

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alright /brit/

>>72689802
eggspect the uneggspected

>>72689650
>cockney accents

mong

>>72689822
Ya cheeky cunt

>>72689826
the untrained ear, australian english sounds like a working class english accent but with cocks in your mouth

new egg

>>72689845
>>72689845
>>72689845
>>72689845

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that's about all, peace out

Business idea: 5 eggs for breakfast

convinced the so-called german assumes every yank is a rightist and reacts accordingly

>>72689808
>Nice. But I can't help you big guy.
alright alt right