/brit/

bit early

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>walk to class
>wind blows my hair all around

nope, we're in here until the bump limit
>>72684188
>>72684188
>>72684188

>>72686238
I hate Trudeau too much
fucking slimy bastard
I'm glad the Tories are taking him to account

>>72686342
> worrying about your hair
> attending post-secondary courses
You must be a massive fucking normie.

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zara

>>72686254
>can't even imagine the people making these comments

>>72686335 (You)

How do I profit off of my skill in picking up on subtle behaviours of autists? (ex. hair overreacting to wind)

To think that chart I made years ago has over a hundred thousand views from redditards now
http://imgur.com/KKraMFd

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>>72686297
Vote on the Meetup:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12594628
http://www.strawpoll.me/12594628
http://www.strawpoll.me/12594628
http://www.strawpoll.me/12594628

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the Canadian parliamentary system is the most advanced and cerebral in the commonwealth
>>72686375
also Mulclair had some INSANE bants

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Rate theme though

>>72686419
why are you pretending you made these images?
sounds like Virgin boasting

trudeau is going to give us weed

time for a new? almost at the bump limit

>>72686485
Don't make me bump your bum, fella

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>>72686479
people who still believe this are painfully stupid
he will drag it out until his term is over then promise it in his second if you vote for him

I don't really like O'Leary but I'm going to LOVE watching him absolutely pummel TrueDough

vagabonds to the left of me
jackanapes to the right

convince me that Southeast England isn't the best part of england

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>>72686422
Glasgow: 6
Tallahassee: 6
Toronto: 4
Melbourne: 2

It's up between the Emerald of the South and the Engine of Scotland.

Only one of these will host the next Great /brit/ meetup.

>>72686528
oi do MELBOURNE tho it's mint as

>>72686522
Depends on what you like. Some of the most beautiful parts of the country are in Wales and Wales is properly shit

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>>72686527
good taste

>>72686537
"""melbin""" is a shithole

>>72686542
comfiness/friendliness/beauty/decent weather/young people

>nearest test centre is in blackburn
fuckitall
blackburn roads are shit, then ones that are still open anyway

>>72686422
>>72686422
besides moot whos the most normie in the picture?

maroon shirt and backpack doing the peace sign is my guess

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why do brits eat horses?

are you some kind of savages?

>>72686554
Kettlewell suits all those things except for young people, check it out lad

>>72686551
nah it's mint as

wanna go for a dance tonight but only if my housemates are going

>>72686592
mint as what?

>>72686572
Dr Pepper boy probably makes tonnes of hilarious maths jokes

>>72686602
melbourne

>always drink admiral nelson rum
>think its just some funny name like captain morgan
>find out today who admiral nelson was

hmmm

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Wish I lived next to a viaduct

wish you had left EU already

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>>72686636
easy mistake

>>72686666
we only learn about american history since it takes so long to cover

might put something up me bum

>>72686663
I hope it means we can start getting snus here

>>72686636
Admiral Nelson actually hated Rum. He preferred Whisky, especially Bourbon from Kentucky.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking hell listening to the liberal responses is painful but this was pretty good
https://youtu.be/LgvX99TJ14o#t=952

>>72686679
no don't

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>>72686682
it should
you'll want to try best brand

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>>72686702
I like this the best

Thought the Onyx one by General was top notch though

>>72686702
mate got lip cancer from this shit. actual snus that he used to import in from sweden. so much for the whole "snoos doesn't cause cancer dude" thing

>>72686746
got ass cancer from taking loads in my ass on a bi-weekly basis

>>72686746
Good for him

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stunning x

>>72686746
>lip cancer
ebic
elevated BP is however a real concern
>>72686733
hope you get your salt pillows soon

european socialists are incredibly irritating

>>72686794
???

Why do Asians still use chopsticks

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>reddit post only got 5 upvotes

>>72686771
pitching a tent right now

shagged another bird raw this weekend

3rd in the past month and im fucking done with this shit

she wasnt even fit and i dont remember where I came and my dick has been itchy as fuck the past 3 days.

annoyed because she took my phone and texted herself on it so she can track me down if i came inside her and shes keeping it for some fucked reason

>>72686782
oh fuck off you dumb fucking jew. snus companies are all run by kikes
>no goy, every other tobacco product causes cancer but not this one :^)

>>72686794
would u like to know what is worse? (it's americans)

>>72686803
its superior for fine handling and picking up small foods

'Suspicious package' found near treasury in Westminster. Exclusion zone established and multiple reliable reports of an explosion (probably controlled).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4343862/Gun-shots-explosion-heard-Westminster.html

>>72686815
Haha, why are you so angry? Fly away angry boy

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next time we fight, we fight together!

>>72686815
keep doing fags then and get your favorite type of cancer, no one cares

fucking pirate scumbags

>>72686815
Why are Yanks so fucking stupid

>>72686837
yank and a brit in this photo

makes me proud. dont reply to me

@72686861
FOY

>>72686858
were actually really smart. its all ironic posting

remember when 4chan mostly just hated furries and scientology? haha, remember lads?!?!

genuinely enjoyed pre-flag /int/

https://youtu.be/bX3EZCVj2XA

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highest of tests

>>72686888
the scientology thing was a titanic meme newfag and most people didn't care much or just found it funny
4chan has always hated everyone.

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taking the runt for a walk

fat

is solidarity the word of the year?

>>72686929
Aye, but it was mostly furries

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>the scientology thing was a titanic meme newfag and most people didn't care much or just found it funny
>4chan has always hated everyone.

>>72686888
no I came here in August last year
my bros on the_donald told me about this place
praise KEK

>>72686971
That or precipice

haven't made cumsies in 4 days lads

NEED a grip here

>>72686991
you can do it on my little faggot face :)

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>>72686924
?

>>72686982
I wonder how badly Moot regrets making /pol/

>>72687003
'king hell

>>72686991
*hands you a grip*

>>72687010
who's moot?

>>72686973
furries are still hated
it was more prominent then because that was before a total ban was put in place and they were spamming constantly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH1PiuccbcA

>>72687024
I meant gril reeeeee

>>72687010
/v/ is what killed him in the end and is unironicly the worst board on this site by far.

/new/pol/ has always been a pain for him

/pol/ produces a lot of great content

>>72686809
>tfw condom feels worse than fapping
>tfw raw will ruin your life

can never win

*arises from an infernal crevasse*
I am King Hell

crazy that there all these different boards and generals within these boards with their own gimmicks, history, politics, and regulars.

Or does everyone basically just act the same on 4chan?

>>72687003
Mum had this film on DVD and I wanked to this part hahahha

George Constanza looked 50 from his 30s.
Just started Seinfeld again.

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>ywn live in a tight-knit Manhattan neighbourhood

>>72687028
Liverpool's been properly ON THE MAP past couple days

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dxn9LKm093

singing a little tune x

>>72687078
yeah I love niggers making chimp noises and shooting guns at 3 in the morning too

attempting a sleep

only here until reddit comes back online

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>>72687063
hanKing hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqdDjNAyPdA

>>72687094
do you know anything about manhattan?

>>72686922
is this worth watching

>>72687118
uhhh yeah it's actually like 90% white and low crime rates right dude :^)

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>>72687094
>niggers being able to afford to live in Manhattan

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>ywn be part of a tight-knit Coney Island street gang

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Arise! Ye prisoners starvation!
Awake! He wretches of the earth!
For justice thunders condemnation:
A better world in birth!
No more tradition's chains shall bind us;
Arise, ye slaves, no more in thrall!
The earth shall rise on new foundations:
We have nought, but we shall be all!

For the International Soviet unites the human race!

>>72687120
listen for a couple of minutes and decide if you want to hear it out.

>>72687125
uhh literally yes? i dont know what you think you're playing at

not to mention there are fucking hundreds of cops everywhere. its pretty safe

>>72687126
gibsmedats get to live there because they need mo money for dem programs n shiet

reminder: mothers day is 2 days away

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just got robbed

>>72687128
Weird the way they made a PS2 game of such an old film

Good game and film though

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>people get mad that gay people want to get married
>shows on TV marry runts who are complete strangers who are complete opposites to watch the fights on TV

don't get it desu

>>72687164
shirtlifter

>>72687138
hello nigger. it's like 50% white. although crime rates have improved it was and still is to an extent a shithole

>>72687126
Gentrification of Manhattan began in the 1970s. Before that, it was one continual slum filled with Negroes and various kinds of Latins and Catholics.

Why do they come here instead of /cum/

>>72687143
no they don't
do you honestly believe there is even land enough for them to be given hand outs like that?
they live in the other boroughs

there is like a shrunken population living in Harlem still but most are either fairly wealthy or their families have been living there for decades and wont sell their homes.

>>72687171
I'm straight, just don't give a fuck and don't understand why let this shit happen but not gay guys marry or something

sheep fucker is angry

>>72687190
it is literally what happened you dumb leaf
see
>>72687174

>>72687174
thanks for the history tip dingus but I can't exactly time travel so obviously I meant today

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dede?

There was a young man with a hot temper. He was not all bad, but he was reckless, and he drank more than he should, and spent more than he could, and gave a ring to more women than one, and gambled himself into a corner so tight an ant couldn't turn round in it. One night, in despair, and desperate with worry, he got into a fight outside a bar, and killed a man.

Mad with fear and remorse, for he was more hot-tempered than wicked, and stupid when he could have been wise, he locked himself into his filthy bare attic room and took the revolver that had killed his enemy, loaded it, cocked it and prepared to blast himself to pieces.

In the few moments before he pulled the trigger, he said, 'If I had known that all that I have done would bring me to this, I would have led a very different life. If I could live my life again, I would not be here, with the trigger in my hand and the barrel at my head.'

His good angel was sitting by him and, feeling pity for the young man, the angel flew to Heaven and interceded on his behalf.

Then in all his six-winged glory, the angel appeared before the terrified boy, and granted him his wish. 'In full knowledge of what you have become, go back and begin again.'

And suddenly, the young man had another chance.

For a time, all went well. He was sober, upright, true, thrifty. Then one night he passed a bar, and it seemed familiar to him, and he went in and gambled all he had, and he met a woman and told her he had no wife, and he stole from his employer, and spent all he could.

And his debts mounted with his despair, and he decided to gamble everything on one last throw of the dice. This time, as the wheel spun and slowed, his chance would be on the black, not the red. This time, he would win.

The ball fell in the fateful place, as it must.

The young man had lost.

>>72687143
look at the state of this fucking mongoloid

>>72687187
cool britannia

>>72687187
/brit/ is the most fast-paced general on the board, and it's in English.

/cum/ is comparatively slower, so when you're really desperate for (You)s, you'll go for /brit/ rather than /cum/.

/cum/ is when I want to discuss North American things. /brit/ is when I want (You)s.

>>72687210
He ran outside, but the men followed him, and in a brawl with the bar owner, he shot him dead, and found himself alone and hunted in a filthy attic room.

He took out his revolver. He primed it. He said, 'If I'd known that I could do such a thing again, I would never have risked it. I would have lived a different life. If I had known where my actions would lead me...'

And his angel came, and sat by him, and took pity on him once again, and interceded for him, and...

And years passed, and the young man was doing well until he came to a bar that seemed familiar to him...

Bullets, revolver, attic, angel, begin again. Bar, bullets, revolver, attic, angel, begin again ... angel, bar, ball, bullets…

>>72687187
dunno, but they're well fucking boring

>>72687226 (Du)
hej

My sisters boyfriend talks REALLY quietly, why do some people do this?

Makes me look alpha in comparison when I'm a bitch

why are people trying to murder our politicians?

haitiANO

>>72687213
stay out of this you pommy paki cunt

>>72687226
>discussing north american things with Mexicans

we honestly should not have included them. they belong in the Latin America general

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>>72687246
he's fucking your sister lmao

i love canada too

>>72687246
its like hypnotism when you talk softly but clearly
it forces people to listen closely to what you say and pay attention, it also sort of lulls people into this state of calm acceptance so they are more open to suggestion

mexicans aren't the problem with /cum/, it's the leafs, and they came here after realizing everybody moved to /brit/ to get away from them

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Arise! Ye prisoners of starvation!
Awake! Ye wretches of the earth!
For justice thunders condemnation:
A better world in birth!
No more tradition's chains shall bind us;
Arise, ye slaves, no more in thrall!
The earth shall rise on new foundations:
We have nought, but we shall be all!

For the International Soviet unites the human race!

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>>72687261
>getting my used goods

>>72687269
no he mumbles too

>>72687251
Imagine being as obsessed with race as this knuckle-dragging buftie boy... not a pretty image at all

>>72687255
dump yanks too while we're at it
utterly dull cunts, if they were left alone it would be nothing but them awkwardly talking about the weather or how the biweekly "Big Game" went

>We have nought, but we shall be all!
>For the International Soviet unites the human race!
this gotta be some jewish bullshit

>>72687279
Don't care

>>72687246
sisters boyfriend's always trying to talk to us, annoying cunt

>>72687288
canadians are the exact same as yanks unfortunately

maybe worse because they think they are somehow better

>>72687304
ice hockey is better than baseball though

>>72687249
you're so fucking retarded

>>72687288
Canadians did not create /cum/ for it to become America's globalist dumping ground.

>>72687302
just trying to please the misso by conversing with the runt litter

What does "All that glitters isn't gold" mean?

jorge

>>72687317
It means yer a fanny

>>72687249
Ow0 *notices something in your pants* is that a taco or are you just happy to see me? :3

>>72687304
you can tell yourself that but I've seen enough American only attempts at community on here to know that the lot of you are about as stimulating as roadkill and take everything too seriously

jorge and haitiANO

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waifu

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canadians should fuck off to their own little containment general considering no one else likes them

>>72687328
your genuinely disliked all across 4chan though.

people hate canadians on here

>>72687328
They are very sensitive

>>72687353
lol point proven

>>72687317
Be skeptical of seemingly good things

can't understand why people think americans are dumb

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>>72687292
It was the anthem of the Communist International, originally in French, but translated into every major language (especially Russian, Spanish, Chinese and English). There are multiple English versions. This is my favourite one.

It's a really nice song: https://youtu.be/VUw_aaBjCpE

because drumpf got elected

>>72687340
end your pathetic excuse for a life already

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>>72687353
chortling at the state of you
probably have a collection of these little quips you've saved here since you're even too simple to think of your own.

thanks god stalin saved russia, because it would've ended up being a big weimar republic

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feels good senpai

I despise American posters
Their mannerisms, "humour" and topics of conversation are the most plebian on /int/, /sp/ and I imagine every other board on this site.

Really liking the addition of sea salt to my lemon ginger tea

>>72687353
That's pretty spot on actually.

>>72687356
why should this bother me
I live the attention we get, means we can have fun and shitpost
and I browse non-flag boards when I'm tired of it

>>72687381
lol bit sensitive aren't you?

all that is gold does not glitter

>>72687284
y-you've fucked your sister?

>>72687390
im the best poster on /brit/ actually so feels good knowing you arent talking about me

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>>72687386

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>browsing simpsons seasons
>blu-ray set is $5 cheaper than dvd set
>mfw

also realised that old simpsons season will never depreciate and be worth the money

>>72687406
actually it is u that is the sensitive one :^)

http://www.strawpoll.me/12595648

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watching this documentary about the Napoleonic wars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

let's stop the fighting boys and girls

>>72687396
>>72687353
we're insecure? in what way?

It''s that brief period of time during the day when you see the entire anglosphere posting in /brit/

>>72687436
>>72687435
>>72687430
>>72687425
>>72687412

What should we do

>>72687436
Anyone who posts cuckshit is always the worst kind of scum

This 'hating canada' meme really came out of nowhere. I think they should fuck off out /brit/, but I'm talking about the rest of the site as a whole.

Whatever happened to old Zealand?

>>72687449
"we" should campaign for all north americans to be rangebanned from the site

>>72687439
Napoleon didn't even surrender at waterloo

>>72687452
>>72687462
t h i s

>>72687442
>oi look at moi i'm such a banterific dude watch me surf this killer wave. struth

>>72687462
uhhhh canadians are proper okay lad. it's these yanks that need to go

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got banned from /sp/ for posting this

>>72687462
good lad

u coming to the local to watch the footy 2nite bruzz?

>>72687442
I didn't think it made sense either desu

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Canada-posting is the new counter culture.

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>yanks in /brit/

>>72687465
He ran away

french fuck

>>72687469
thats aussies on the 'ddit
i haven't noticed it on the chon 2bhwy

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don't mind me lads. just got to get these karens posted.

shame napoleon didn't invade sweden and btfo those insufferable snowniggers

he almost did

>>72687497
Also it always either Australians or Canadians who start cuck porn threads

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little leaf thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post your ill-thought-out comment. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "ban leafs from 4chan" post, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click post that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about people you've never met from somewhere on the other side of the world. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic virgin NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ban leafs from /brit/ those shitposters day of the rake when?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>72687511
Have you ever been to Sweden? It's quite a nice place really

*smiles at you from across the room*

>>72687511
who

hahahahah haitiANO

hey jorge, have you visited the Psychiatrist?

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Don't you recall my 500 covers of Carolina in my mind? My signature vibrato!

>I'm afraid I don't sir

How about Hey Jude, that was a classic!

>Sorry I-

You must know Dentalign Dukes Place Marlow?

>Yes! I never knew that was you! that's excellent!

That wasn't mine.... that was Vinay.

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>alt right yanks thinking it is PAHLTICAL CURECTNASS why we all south asians Asians

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the gf (imaginary)

>>72687526
*bangs you out*

pshht, poofter

>>72687544
UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF MY DICK

>>72687490
you ran away from hitler

Australians are genuinely awful people. Their demeanour is argumentative and they're conditioned to always be on the offence. They talk fast, they act fast, never polite, and like snakes they deceive.

>>72687515
Most Canadian flags here are just proxies. shitposting is just so uncharacteristic of canadians.

>>72687529
you're such a waste of sperm

you lead such a pathetic life, you and your piece of shit family are oxygen thieves

>>72687544
my gf is real and she has big boobs :)

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72687571

dont put all your eggs in one basket lads

>>72687569
Settle down Pedro

putting my eggs into this one single basket

some kiwi bender is giving me the stink eye

the proof is in the pudding

don't lead a gift horse to water lads

>>72687588
It's genuinely a good idea to carry all of your things in one single container. That way if you ever lose or drop it, you lose everything.

*faints*

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painting my eggs for Easter so my yank neighbour will stop stealing my egg baskets

Too many cook hands make light work

I don't mind Australians, but they all sound like Charley the cat frankly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDu7yYHxZr0

Radical Centrists have nothing on moderate Centre-Right master race

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got a new tattoo boys

not sure why but some leaf keeps giving me his un-asked-for opinions on my basket of eggs

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>>72687582
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>>72687627
KAWAI!

hmmmmm

Yoga 710?

My boss gave me a horse instead of a bonus because he knows I love horses. Was taking my horse down to the spring for a drink, and some Yank on the other side of the border is giving me the finger.

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>>72687625
ermmmm no sweetie

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changing my spots... tomorrow

there's more than one way to crack an egg

>>72687645
I have one

using it rn

i quite like it

every cloud has a silver lining

for example: every single resident of canada will die one day

heroes of newerth

do NOT count those chickens

>>72687645
new Chinkpads are lame
I have a t520 and love it

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72687401

FUARK JUST DROPPED ME BASKET OF EGGGS

>>72687515
do you mean literal cuck porn?
i post bmwf couples from time to time because it amuses me when someone gets triggered

brb killing two birds with one chode

Can only cum to the thought of the women being humiliated, I love imaging how they feel when they go home. Such failures, sore bumholes too.

>>72687659
How's the WiFi

Weird question but does it become shit if you put it on your lap? Or on a piece of fabric like your bed? I got an Asus and it can't do shit all with WiFi, it's so bad I have to hold it in the air to try and connect unless I'm using it on a solid surface like wood

Just sort of realised what's good for the goose is also pretty good for the gander. That's gonna make looking after my geese a lot more convenient.

>>72687645
Real laptops are T H I C C

>>72687619

What have you done lad. Now I'm gonna read every Aussie post in that bloody cat voice

hate to say i tole yer so

>>72687702
facialabuse is good

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>>72687695
>australians

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Mama mia! here I go again

john lenon!!

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i post bmwf couples from time to time because it amuses me when someone gets triggered

need to get my 360 back from my brother so i can play 2k13 again and maybe get red dead redemption

two birds don't make a stone

this egg basket cost me an arm and an egg

>>72687710
Not really, assuming you're not playing video games or anything

I study so i have no time for *SUCH PLEASURES*

as for wifi, never had any issues with it

>>72686411
I'd tounge her shitter

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>>72687727
upsedd¿ :DD

john lennon was redpilled about (((them))))

this cloud cost me a bird and a egg

An egg basket is only as strong as the weakest egg

don't put toffee in your coffee

no use crying over spilled eggs

dumb beaner

my phone contract runs out soon and i have not organsied something else

hey jorge, are you still virgin?

We must secure the existence of our eggs and a future for egg baskets

am spreading my eggs among several baskets

thoughts?

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>>72687738
John Lennon was beating his wife and doing heroine the entire time they did Sgt. Pepper.

Really gives you perspective when you listen to that album.

I'd be abusing my wife and using hard drugs if I had to work with Paul McCartney.

don't let the bird out of the egg before it hatches

>>72687802
VERY good lad

>>72687793
kys

(((72687805)))

canadians as a species remind me of myself when i was a teenager

that's not a good thing

wish dad never fertalised mum's egg

every egg has a cloudy lining...

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>>72687802

Sounds an awful lot like communism lad...

jorge is angry

The eggception that proves the rule

dont dip your egg in the company ink

I am literally more intelligent than every runt in this thread. You're just a diamond dozen and I could put your balls to the walls in the drop of a hat.

>>72687805
>John Lennon was beating his wife and doing heroine the entire time they did Sgt. Pepper.

wtf i love John Lennon now

why are pirates talking about eggs O_O

I recently had the either revelation or strong illusion that my personal character was in such disarray, it was truly beyond repair. I simply have too many deeply seeded and complicated bad "habits", ill call them, and they have affected my surroundings in so many ways, that i couldnt even hope to ever identify them all, let alone fix them.

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>>72687828
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>>72687692
I'm onto you egg council creeps

got a funeral later

my biggest fear is that i'm going to laugh. I really hope I don't

>>72687835
your worthless mother should have swallowed

>>72687805
Paul McCartney was dead by Sgt Pepper mate

An egg basket in the hand is worth two eggs in the egg basket

>>72687855
theyre all dancing to my tune, like eggs in a barrel

hey jorge i remember when you used to say in /lat/ that your dad called you a lazy fuck

>>72687866
Just turn a laugh into a really loud cough if you must.

And if you start smiling uncontrollably, then pretend to pick at your teeth until you lose your smile.

good luck, break an egg

new
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>>72687902
new

An egg in the hand is worth an egg in the basket if they're the same size

You lads are really egging this on............

>>72687891
Good ideas. I could also pretend I sneezed if someone asks.

>>72687906
true edition.

>>72687150
Sheeeit. Thanks for reminding me. Probably a bad son