Mokkochi! edition
/brit/
>/brit/
I like this thread
Feeling like having a cheeky cry lads.
Buncha fags ITT
SHART
>why yes i am a yank
>>72684400
>lads
No sympathy for you
>lads
>without insurance my medicine would cost $500 per month
i love america...
>>72684414
>a yank
an yank*
y is a vowel, not a consonant
>>72684423
>this is supposed to be a negative cartoon
>>72684281
yeah the second i heard that i decided i should stop
id do the same if she'd told me but keeping it secret is extra sketchy
plus i have another
kek
cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
Mariners fans are all little girls who need a good fucking.
>>72684423
lol that this cartoonist thinks that list is a bad thing
extra lol that they still whitemenistan is supposed to be good for everyone
>>72684364
THIS IS NOW A ROMAN EMPIRE THREAD,PLEDGE ALLIGENCE TO CAESAR AND YOU WILL BE SPARED
>>72684423
>liberals think this is supposed to sound bad
>>72684449
Yeah, that sounds pretty fucking sketchy
>THIS IS NOW A ROMAN EMPIRE THREAD,PLEDGE ALLIGENCE TO CAESAR AND YOU WILL BE SPARED
>>72684454
where is her benis?
>>72684423
this has to be satire
>>72684485
attached to my balls
I've finally finished it; here's the preliminary final map of US County HDI. I have to fix Virginia and update the life expectancies for many states (the 2010 data is easier for bulk processing but isn't as up to date as the 2013 data), but it's pretty much finished.
More importantly, this will also be my last post on 4chan. I've been meaning to jettison it from my life and do more productive stuff after browsing it for 2 years, but now that I've finished this I feel like I finally can. It's been a wild ride, and I wish you all the best!
>>72684443
not its a consonant
>>72684482
t.barbarian nigger
>>72684465
>tfw the Founders didn't make Latin the national language
>tfw we will never be called New Rome
oooh
Why is shitcongo so shitty buds?
>>72684500
wew, powerful autism
>>72684423
>no thug culture in drumpf's america
wtf when are we going to impeach cheeto hitler
>>72684500
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>72684500
thx bud
>oh btw im leaving
bullshit
we're people too, drop in every now and then
see you soon anon <3
uhhhmmmm
>>72684500
Impressive bud
Have fun with life tho
The murder capital of America
>>72684523
because a high quantity of poor niggers in a tight space is always going to be powder keg
Dat ending to red dead redemption
>>72684586
the GOAT
>>72684423
That sounds like paradise.
>tfw no more shitcongoese poster
>>72684523
Because FDR thought that placing tariffs on the auto industry would be a good idea
>>72684532
>the states with them most slaves have the highest rates of African ancestry
really makes me think
>>72684586
hello newfriend
>>72684633
nigger
I WANNA LIVE IN THE WILD WEST
>>72684654
>
>>72684655
I want a gf with tig ol bitties
>>72684651
My mom wouldnt let me play it when it originally came out. Just picked up goty for $15 at Walmart last weekend
Havent played vidya in years
>>72684654
you called?
tell me about yourself /cum/!
How old are you?
In which line of work are you in or are you neet? Do you enjoy working there?
How about your mental and physical health? Are you sick in anyway?
Where do you place yourself on the political spectrum?
Favorite food and drink?
>>72684670
>t hernando pablo goldstein jamal daquian
I have droopy balls
you ever go through the "watch again" list on youtube and realize how many fucking videos you've watched buds?
>>72684686
This is my gf
>>72684686
24
engineering, no
im on here, aren't i?
far right but appreciate all forms of radicalism
water and a good steak
19 posters
19 useless nimroids
>>72684715
good post
>>72684700
I deleted my youtube account as soon as they added google plus integration desu
Never looked back
>have a job
>in school
>taking training classes for job
I am the anti-neet.
>>72684724
What is it like actually working as an engineer in your day to day life?
Is it as soul sucking as studying it in school?
>>72684686
19
I'm in uni for (((economics))). It's alright
No
Where we're going, we don't need roads
Beef Stroganoff and sweet tea
another useless nimroid showed up
>>72684724
do you put ketchup on your steak and ananas in your pizza?
>>72684686
>tell me about yourself /cum/!
im a brown dude that wants to go foward in life
>How old are you?
19
>In which line of work are you in or are you neet? Do you enjoy working there?
work with uncle in construction
>How about your mental and physical health? Are you sick in anyway?
im fine i guess
>Where do you place yourself on the political spectrum?
libertarian capitalist
>Favorite food and drink?
pupusa and horchata
>>72684751
but do you have a gf?
A bunch of new Gorillaz songs are out today. Feels good.
i will always be a shitty person
>>72684758
I put mayo on my pizza unironically
>>72684758
you just wanted to meme didnt you
>>72684755
>acts like a retarded faggot everyday
>19
it all makes sense now.
>>72684686
>How old are you?
20 years
>In which line of work are you in or are you neet? Do you enjoy working there?
student
hate it
>How about your mental and physical health? Are you sick in anyway?
bit mentally ill and skinnyfat
>Where do you place yourself on the political spectrum?
conservashit
>Favorite food and drink?
steak & coffee
>gorillaz
>>72684767
N-No :(
>>72684769
>Feels good.
until you listen to them
>>72684791
No. One. Asked. You. Sweetie. :)
>>72684787
i always want to meme
im finnish after all, its in my blood
>>72684794
feel good, feel good, feel good
brown like poop and a laborer
you really are a nigger
>>72684754
It's a little better when you work with good people. Otherwise it's pretty tiring like any job.
>>72684769
Are they actually good this time?
Kinda weird to think that I'm now at the age where most people who have died in wars were younger than me
>>72684826
Bunch of kids baka
anyone here have a gab.ai account?
>>72684826
nice cat
didnt read your post though
>>72684826
They fought so you could live and shitpost all day.
>>72684826
>Kinda weird to think that I'm now at the age where most people who have died in wars were younger than me
>gorillaz
>>72684839
yeah, but only cause jon crumb make it fun
>>72684846
not really a fedoraworthy post to be honest
>>72684826
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DIED YOUNGER THAN YOU! AND HERE YOU ARE POSTING MEMES ALL DAY! YOU ARE A IDIOT!
>>72684862
Living life to the fullest desu
Lmao wikileaks just released this rip trump
>>72684811
show me your best meme
>death grips
The only way to 'lose' at life is to not procreate.
>>72684869
>>72684715
Why are these being recorded off a screen
>>72684871
selfmade? or one i have in my folders
i dont save the memes ive made for some reason
apart from one ben garrison image with a shotgun
>>72684826
dude die in horrific ways at the age of 18 for political disagreements lmao
>>72684686
>tell me about yourself /cum/!
I have "cucked" opinions
How old are you?
20s
In which line of work are you in or are you neet? Do you enjoy working there?
Wage slave in a cubicle. Based on that description, probably not.
How about your mental and physical health? Are you sick in anyway?
Walk a lot, eat fairly healthy, and healthy weight. Mental health, well I'm on 4chan so probably not.
Where do you place yourself on the political spectrum?
Progressive liberal aka "cucked"
Favorite food and drink?
Bojango Biscuits and Coffee
>>72684882
>tfw loser
>>72684882
>tfw my entire life is for nothing
sissy american boys cant compete with BBB
>>72684898
Thats up to you
>>72684901
cuck
>>72684882
>gays are literally losers
>>72684885
they are from china
they prob dont have access to the file
maybe its on a vhs who knows
>>72684820
hello juan again,i see you havent changed
>>72684882
yeah, because most people who procreate seem to be real winners in their lives
>>72684901
kys commie scum
>giving animals with fur clothes to put over it
>>72684824
I'm digging "We've Got The Power" a bit. It's so and so overall at the moment.
>>72684924
>>72684933
no girl wants your genes, anon. because you're appalling.
>tfw i already know what kind of serial killer I'd be
Ever since I was a little kid I've always imagined violently killing girls like in this pic
Lots of jewelry and makeup. Not so much a sexual thing as I'm actually disgusted and revolted by them desu. Wonder why I have this reaction. I'd play videogames and have save points before killing them when I was a kid. Not a new sentiment of mine
>>72684922
>>72684935
....thanks...?
>>72684920
choosing one picture is too hard
memes are eternal, though situational
>>72684859
same
whats your gab.ai @
>>72684942
>not giving fur animals fur clothing
>>72684675
>wasn't at least 18 in 2010
GET OUT R*DDIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
i'm not here to get (you)s
>>72684959
>download.jpg
I wish it was summer and I was lying down reading somewhere outside
>>72684963
I have 7 kids and am a great mother to all of them.
>>72684965
How would you kill them? Have you planned that much out?
>>72684969
fagg0t
>being an americuck
>>72685000
Same
>>72684970
p good.
were you the one who posted the bird and kot earlier?
>Spring
>why yes i am British
>11 pm already
Too fast senpaitachi.
>being a laborer
jajajaja that's fucking nigger tier
police squad is funnier than any comedy brits have produced in their entire history
>>72685026
but it's only 8
>>72685011
We can't do anything about our liberal problem. The best solution we have is to just be patient and let them die out from cucking themselves out of the gene pool.
>>72685016
yes
>>72685036
>being a california
>yanks
even his family members are laborers
lmao what a trash family
>>72685000
>Go outside
>Enjoy the beautiful moist summer air
>Sit outside at the local cafe, about to read a book
>Close eyes
>Takes a deep breath
>Immediately smells cigarette smoke
>>72685011
>not voting for OUR TIM
>not being a california
>living anywhere outside the Eastern timezone
it's literally the most relevant one
>>72685047
wtf I love finland now
hershey bars have the same ingredients as yuro chocolates
>>72685084
relevancy is overrated
t. Washington DC
Mexico is shit desu
>>72684686
18
NEET
>Do you enjoy working there?
Sometimes it's nice, it wasn't really my choice.
>How about your mental and physical health? Are you sick in anyway?
I've had depressive psychosis for these past few months, gets more manageable as I taper down one of the two drugs I'm addicted to. The other causes me to wake up feeling lethargic enough that I either keep falling back asleep or am unable to sleep until it sets in (2~4 hrs). I've also been mostly nocturnal for several years and have constant bags under my eyes.
>political spectrum?
Minarchist
>Favorite food and drink?
Food and water.
>>72685103
i love you too
>turn on the daily show out of boredom
>the opening track is now a hip-hop remix
>>72685084
central is better and has less minorities, jews and terrorist attacks
>>72685002
anime figurines don't count
>>72685112
I disagree. It's pretty underrated. Also Washington DC is an amazing place if it wasn't so fucking expensive and only had internships.
>Also TFW the city is being held back by flyover state politicians.
what are we doing tonight buds
>the city is being held back by flyover state politicians.
>>72685167
>Also Washington DC is an amazing place
>>72685167
yes it's the white people holding it back
Not a single economist of any political stripe thinks our 2017 Budget is adequate, let alone good. And my province went from being richer than Switzerland per capita to having the highest deficits in the country, with no end to them in sight. Canada's long term economic potential is uncertain, what with most natural resource industries facing significant environmental resistance, and no path towards upgrading into higher-margin global branding or IP development.
I think it's time to move.
What's the best US city for a centre-right yuppie?
>>72685187
either going to the gym or drinking
not sure if I want to care about my life or not tonight
>>72685187
arguing east coast niggers vs flyover hicks
again
>>72685201
we're full
>>72685201
>which city is the best
None of them, move to a 30,000 pop town in Missouri
>>72685007
I'm not gonna do it of course kek
I just imagine choking or stabbing most of the time. I games I would shoot out their legs and let them crawl around and play with them a bit
In terms of actual fantasies it's more up close and personal though
>>72685201
Tennessee, the Carolinas, Pennsylvania, Arizona
>>72684980
I was 14 kek
Is smoked ham the best kind of ham?
>>72685201
Ontario?
>>72685201
>moving to a major city
>>72685194
I can sense some jealously in that comment anon.
>>72685254
Of course
>>72685254
black forest
so I just found out that the new mass effect game was made by Canadians
>>72685237
Anon, those don't sound like very creative ideas.
Robert Pickton, for example, brought prostitutes back to his pig farm and fed their bodies to his pigs, then sold the pork to grocers to be consumed by other people - completing the cannibalistic circle of life. That's a man with vision.
Frankly, I don't think you have what it takes to be a serial killer. I'm sorry.
the essence of 4chan and anime flows through my veins
LATE LAST NIGHT
>im a yank
>>72685287
Canadians are really good at making waifus
not much else though
>>72685268
>jealousy
>being jealous of one of the most impoverished and dangerous cities in the country
>>72685195
>Implying flyover people are even human
>>Implying flyover people are even human
>>72685294
I'd work out a system if I actually got down to it
got semen on my foot again
is there anything better than smoked and sea-salted salmon
>>72685328
why didn't you make him wear a condom?
>>72685307
>>72685344
Chili and sea bass
>>72685346
Why would he be wearing a condom while you're blowing him?
>>72685348
>>72685346
KEK SHED GETS BURNED DOWN BY BIG BRITISH RED
>>72685358
btfo
>>72685309
Have you even lived in the city anon?
>>72685358
fags are completely riddled with every STD imaginable
>>72685287
>i just found out canadians are shit at making video games
bioware and ubisoft have been around for a long time
>living in a city
>>72685348
ah yes, feels good not to be flyover
>>72685348
Why did you post this
>>72685375
ubisoft is French you shitter
>>72685368
So is your mom but I still rawdog her
This is a bad thread friends
see ya tomorrow
>>72685390
I see nothing wrong here.
yank escaped the cage again came back because the world was too straight for the queer cunt
>>72685397
their montreal studio produces shit
>>72685397
very very rude.
if a snowglobe isn't a sphere, how come the earth is a globe too but HAS to be a sphere???
>>72685397
French =/= Canadians
>tfw so used to drinking half or more of 1.75 L of vodka/gin every few / other night, that I feel like a pussy when I'm not binge drinking and chugging down my bottle like a madman
>>72685425
I like where this is going.
>>72685425
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>72685447
>French =/= Canadians
Learn to read bud
>>72685458
That's my boy Paulie RIP brutha love u man
>>72685458
that guy actually has pretty good diving form
you never know your talents until you try them
>>72685425
From what I get the Republicans are trying to get rid of health care completely and Trump wants to bring in a better version of Obamacare? But Reds want to gut it completely?
Is he trying to hard ball them into cooperating?
>>72685483
actually, it's more like 750ml, should I still try to get some help
>>72685492
Not even close
>>72685509
then explain
we don't get actual news about it, just crab about Trump and Russia
>>72685448
I used to do this. Glad I stopped.
canadians are french hillbillies
750ml of hard liquor split over two nights isn't that bad is it?
>>72685492
>Muh Freedoms Caucus
Want to get ride of Obamacare overall and get ride of the required "Essential Care" that insurance companies must have in their plans.
>Moderate Republicans
Want to get re-elected and not look like assholes by cutting medicare and essential care to their constituency.
Wish I had an Australian accent.
>>72685536
most Canadians aren't from Quebec
>>72685489
Lol
>>72685525
Paul Ryan presented Trumpcare which is just a watered down version of Obamacare that keeps all the shitty parts and expands some more shitty parts
Some of the hardliners are telling them to fuck off because it's a shitty bill and they should just be repealing the ACA and replacing it piecemeal but Drumpf wants an omnibus bill so he looks good
>>72685548
I remember Trump talking about getting rid of Obamacare and replacing it with something that would work better. Did he lie?
>>72685569
So it's worse than obamacare? that sucks.
>>72685548
Fuck I can't spell tonight
i was at a college in the USA back in the late 80's when we and a few buds went on a roadtrip. almost fucked an American girl in my car but she didnt want 2 fuck me after she saw that i wasn't cut,kind of sad really now that i think about it
>>72685550
All real Canadians are from Quebec
>>72685585
Should've been cut and clean, faggot.
>>72685544
Depends on the frequency of how you drink it imo. If you're taking shot after shot after shot in quick succession then that's shit for you, but if you space it out for a long buzz that's way better.
>>72685583
>So it's worse than obamacare?
They're both shitty, that's why it needs to be replaced in its entirety
>I remember Trump talking about getting rid of Obamacare and replacing it with something that would work better. Did he lie?
He doesn't even know what's in the fucking bill, he's still promising things at his rallies that Trumpcare gets rid of
>>72685585
You're lying. Guys, he's lying. This is a shitpost.
>>72685569
>trumpcare
you mean ryancare
>>72685585
>she didnt want 2 fuck me after she saw that i wasn't cut
sure, that's why
>>72685611
Well shit.
I was hoping you guys would get something more functional eventually.
>>72685583
According to the CBO, yes. Getting rid of mandatory insurance and the essential care requirements means less people are insured and don't get adequate coverage in turn.
>>72685618
Nobody gives a shit about Ryan though
>>72685634
>getting rid of the fine that forces people to have insurance means that people are going to stop buying insurance they don't want to pay for
wtf I HATE Drumpf now!!!
>>72685606
>space it out for a long buzz
You mean like around 8-10 hours? because that's more or less my situation, by the 6th hour or so I start /really/ going at it with the chugs straight from the bottle.
i NEED an american friend in my life
>>72685633
It was functional before Congress started sticking their kike noses into it
>>72685635
trump does
he gave ryan enough rope to hang himself and he did
ryan will be replaced as speaker
>>72685634
I read that Obamacare caused insurance costs to go up so there were people who couldn't afford it and it was cheaper for them to be fined vs. paying for insurance.
>>72685657
What's your kik= Que es tu kik
>>72685651
Meh, call me a commie but the whole Obamacare plan shows are needlessly complicated and useless insurance companies are to begin with. We might as well do what everyone else is doing or at the very least expand public health coverage.
>>72685657
I'll be your friend
>>72685670
Good, I fucking hate Paul Ryan
>>72684364
Cute!
Thanks a lot.
A festival with processed coca eggs perhaps
?
I just plain don't like the French or their Canadians.
>>72685687
>We might as well do what everyone else is doing
You mean like Britain where they shove elders off to die in palliative care facilities and it takes 2 months to get an appendectomy? There's going to be rationing either way bud
>>72685681
It does but the way I interpret it, it just shows how useless having insurance companies at this point. Sure we could in theory have more competition among healthcare providers but it makes more sense to just cut out the middleman altogether and embrace a large public healthcare system.
>>72685685
i dont have one :(
>>72685691
(L)
>>72685656
As long as you're not hungover the next day you should be fine.
>>72685720
literally not true unless you are a retard and blow off appointments
>>72685670
WTF I love Trump now?
DRUMPF
*blocks your path*
>>72685721
Sure, but I don't understand how that makes removing mandatory coverage under threat of fine a bad thing.
If you wanted to move to a proper mandatory coverage you'd do it in a way of auto-matic coverage like Canada has. Ours still doesn't cover things like medication, teeth, or eye related stuff so we still have health insurance companies and businesses that try to jew you based on health issues.
>start listening to podcasts
>all these stupid fucking sound effects in between them talking
Done
>>72685744
You're full of shit
>>72685773
listen to better podcasts
I dont understand the healthcare issue desu
Never been to a hospital in my life
>all these leafs
us real americans have to stick together
>>72685766
>fence
>not a wall
>>72685796
>Never been to a hospital in my life
Where were you born?
>>72685796
>a small entitlement program is started to help the poor and the elderly deal with medical costs
>these subsidies increase the costs for everyone else
>people want other people(read: the middle class) to pay for their poor life decisions
>the feds take over the health industry altogether and everything goes to shit
Basically everything since LBJ
I wonder what it's like to be James Comey. a year ago today you were just the nation's top cop. Now you're a tool politicians are trying to use against each other
Explain yourselves canucks
>>72685770
From what I understand, mandatory coverage basically allows insurance companies to have a bigger pool of money for coverage and receives some form of government subsidy as well. I might be wrong on that though.
I don't agree entirely with mandatory coverage because it again shows how pointless and needlessly complicated it is to have health insurance in the first place. I mostly see Obamacare as a stepping stone towards more universal coverage but that no longer seems to be the case since well, Republicans.
>>72685727
That's a good rule, thanks dude
>>72685855
Kill yourself you baiting faggot
any other otakus here?
>>72685841
Sounds like we need to bring back the free market :)
Stop drinking.
>>72685890
ne it yjw tohju
>>72685855
I don't really know if it will get better because of the amount of lobbying done towards your government representatives.
People in your country get shilled at quite hard about the benefits of paying lots of money or having to always have a job with coverage to not be financially ruined by a broken arm. I get Obamacare could be a baby step in the direction for a more functional healthcare system but it might be better to let the states figure it out vs. a federal project. Provinces here are in charge of their own health care programs. In your case it could prevent more autistic states or ones who are shit with money from messing things up too much.
I just like the words repeal and replace next to each other desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIcJ_tdEJM
>top tier kitchen
>top tier tools
>top tier ingredents
>top tier chef
>gets ready
>scrambles 8 eggs and molds it into a fucking cube
>japanese '''''''''''''''''''''' cuisine ''''''''''''''''''''''
Gonna drink a lot tommorow night. Alone. At home. watching TV. I've been sober for 3 weeks.
>>72685979
its an omelette dude what did you expect
>>72685978
>we're gonna reduce reuse and recycle obamacare
>be WW2 vet
>fight actual nazis
>get called a nazi
the left is a mistake
I'll just be on my way
>>72686027
what a world we live in
>>72686005
well at least a piece of ham, geez
>you want to do what to yourself anon? No don't do that, it would make me sad. I think I would cry a lot if you did that, I'd miss you.
>>72686027
They became nazis after fighting them
>>72685997
Sounds like an amazing time.
>>72685802
This
>>72686027
eh
'nam vets had it worse
>>72686027
If you kill your enemy you become them.
>>72686045
I don't see what's to miss if you dressed up as little bo-peep
In America no one is black or white, we're all just red, white, and blue.
>>72686060
This is by far the worst cliche in every movie
>>72686076
/pol/ btfo
how do you know if you'll ever find love buds
why does the mirror lie to me
>>72686110
>>72686110
you don't
>i'm a _______-american
>>72686115
>>72686137
real
>>72686137
north
>>72686148
who the fuck shoots a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>72686110
Do you want love, or do you want a bitch? All it takes to find a bitch is a bit of work, within a year or two you can have plenty, just pick which one, but love, that's a gamble. You might never, We might never find love. Oh well anon. Oh well.
Meme magic
>>72686137
racist
i wasted my evening roleplaying as an iranian on gab.ai
>>72686149
>>72686154
>>72686170
you niggers didn't get it at all
>>72686182
i'm right you're wrong
>>72686165
i'm sick of you "people"
>>72686137
Californian
>>72684443
>fucking leaf