>you wake up in Northern Mexico wat do

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>>72684272
cross the border back to burger land

>>72684272
Practice wall climbing

Comer tacos

>>72684272
I'm already here you idiot.

>>72684272
You misspelt Muotathal, Switzerland

>>72684272
I'm already here you idiot.

HEIDI HEDI

DEINE WELT SIIHIND DIE BEHERGE

scalp some apaches and raid some towns

>>72684371
Tacos aren't in Spain?

>>72684272
How depressing must it be living in the desert and then seeing those kind of pictures

>>72684558
The desert can have its charms

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>>72684558
That'd be central area of North Mexico.

This is a picture from Ensenada (North-Western Mexico)

get beheaded

>>72684611
lol

>>72684611
>saving a photo as png

>>72684747
Jeez i just prt screen'd it and pasted in on paint and saved as is.

No need to try and be funny, Hans.

>>72684773
>using murrican proprietary software

I beat my meat once a day

>>72684539
are you fucking serious?

>>72684840
Do they have burritos?

>>72684840
We all know that tacos are argies

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>>72684747
>saving a photo as anything other than png

>>72684982
>he doesn't know anything about the strengths and weaknesses of various image file formats designed for exchange via the internet

>>72684982
>saving a photo as anything other than png
>velma.jpg

>>72685033
We get it Hans, you have a boner for anything technical.

That's literally why you lost WWII

>>72684272
>Northern Mexico
Re-enact scenes from Sicario.
>Pic related, aka, not Mexico
Drink beer, I guess. Maybe ficki ficki a local girl.

Well i live in Texas, so i guess i would continue on with my day

>>72684272
Find the Romney Clan.

Join the cartel desu

Seems comfy and you get to hang with Bros all day

>>72685295
In one of my college classes was this dude in his 30's who was living in LA for a while. He told me one day that his favorite thing to do was cross the border and visit underage whore houses and get fucked up on yayo.

I told him he was a piece of shit. We didn't talk again.

Get killed by wannabe nazis cause im brown or beheaded by narcos

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Buscar un sousaphone y unirme con una banda nortena

>>72684840
Arr rook the same to me

Enjoy living in a 1st world white utopia.

>>72686775
speak american u fukkin spic

>>72686775
go back to africa

>>72684272
Isn't that Switzerland?

>>72687459
i'm fairly sure it's creel, chihuahua actually

>>72687514
>chihuahua
lol thats a valley not a dog you fucking idiot

I'd be happy i got a free trip to Mexico then probably get raped and killed.

>>72685051
kek

>>72684272
Hope I don't get beheaded or sacrificed like Mark Kilroy and head for the border

>>72687414
Search for a sousaphone and join a Nortena band

>>72687446
no u

>>72684272
Trigger some norteños with my accent and muh chilango privilege

>>72687861
One day it will be a good country. One day...

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>northern mexicanos son blanco

>>72688063
Bring back death penalty and allow citizens to be armed.

>>72688063
I just want to visit Mexico :(

>>72688084
>Bring back death penalty
NO

>and allow citizens to be armed
This actually needs to be done

>>72688084
>and allow citizens to be armed

I see what you did here, but we won't kill each other. That's why we don't have guns.

>>72688114
>no death penalty
Puto

>>72688649
Not only does it not work and kills a lot of innocent civilians in the process, but the state can use it to kill you whenever they want, you fucking cunt

>>72688680
Just death penalty for narcos and killers you fucking cunt

>>72688084
yup this will fix it for sure

>>72688084
We can own guns though, just not carry them outside without getting a permit every time.

Other than that we can actually keep guns at home.

>>72688706
Yeah mate, because the police, and not any police, but the fucking Mexican police never makes mistakes or incriminates people. Fuck that.
And what difference does it make when the army is already on the streets with the only purpose of doing just that.
No

>>72684272
I already live in northern Mexico. It's called Texas.

If I woke up in Monterrey I would find the nearest bar and have an Estrella Jalisco

>>72684272
Run away in tears. These mountains frighten me.

>>72684272
>>72684462
http://www.myswitzerland.com/en-us/from-muotathal-kaiserstock-a-culinary-adventure.html

>>72684488
HEIDI HEIIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIII
DENN HIER OBEN BIST DU ZUHAUS

probably wouldn't freak out but would call family and friends and ask how tf I ended up there in the first place

probably stay awhile because it looks comfy

stock up on tortilla products and head home eventually, forever ready for a proper taco friday/tuesday

>>72689180
that's not northern mexico you fool

>>72689190
I realize that now after actually reading the thread

sorry

>>72689190
of course it is, northern mexico is a first world white utopia 100 times better than south brazil

I'll try to cross the border.
t. gonna become an illegal in the US soon

>>72688710
Works for Saudi Arabia

>>72684272
hopefully it's in Tj or Rosarito Beach and i just live there

>>72684611
Looks like a shithole. And it probably is one.

>>72694292
>probably

>>72684272
help building the wall