/brit/

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cara

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HWLIN

Runt general

*peels your foreskin off like a banana*

poo

don't think the proto fwb was impressed with my willy size lads

she doesnt believe in thelema...

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'e

PJW BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPvHoxlY3UY

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/ourguy/

*plays the Catalan Opening in his game of five-dimensional chess*
Tschh...just try and beat me

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>>72677779
>everyone
nah, only reactionary scum

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>>72677797
good post

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>>72677797
'ce

chakras are perfeclty aligned lads

health
>diet consisting of natual and cheap ingredients: oats, rice, milk, chicken, veg and fish (but not those high in mercury)
>hit up both macros and micros seamlessly
>bicycling daily as my means of transport
>lifting above 1/2/3/4, 4 times a week
>use non-sls, parabens soaps, shampoo and washing up liquid, use fluoride-free toothpaste (to protect the ole 'neal gland) and aluminium-free deoderent

mind
>spend free time practicing a musical instrument, learning a foreign language, doing maths and reading philosophy
>got a first class degree and a masters, all debt free though.
>literally work in a very good university doing research
>meditate twice a week
>plan to start learning python and improve my understanding of physics

money
>work 4 days a week but earn above avg wages
>have multiple alternative job opportunities in the bag (with better career advancement prospects than this one)
>shrewd banking technique taking advantage of switching fees, good interest rates and cashback from a variety of banks
>putting a few hundred a month into a variety of stocks and bonds.
>live incredibly frugally, no frivolous spending, tend only buy things to replace broken things

romance
>had a loving relationship with a really good sex life
>her visa ran out but we still call often
>going to her country to visit her in the summer
>not too fussed if we lose interest in each other though because curiousity in women is sort of satiated

>>72677779
USSR was capitalist tho

>>72677800
Chris 'reddit' Pratt denigrating his spiritual homeland.

Unsettling.

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Jesus Christ lads help me

>>72677860
>Insecure as fuck post
you're the one imagining people "banging on about gains" lad

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>>72677836
>>72677848
COPTERED.COM


Enjoy staying below the poverty line

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>>72677836
>when starvation makes you a reactionary

listening to music made by 3d animes

at no point in time was the average person in communist countries better off than the average person in the west

>>72677889
you seem really insecure mate.

also thats my best mate youre chatting shit with so better watch it

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>>72677836
>reactionary scum

perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a helicopter into the habitat of the chilean sea bass

>>72677889
was a general question, wasn't even referring to anyone in the thread

get a fucking grip you complete runt

Anyone else become almost completely desensitised because of all the sob stories on TV, 4chan and social media? Literally struggle to care about people's problems

mailto:72677798

not a chance in hell i'm clicking on that tripe

>>72677846
>Follow pseudoscience
>Skellington DYEL
>Lay interest in physics and CS that isn't going anywhere and reeks of 'dora
>Scrambling around for a few shekels from promotional deals
>Love interest fled the country
>Chakras dangerously out of kilter yet delusionally convinced your spirit is healthy

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>>72677891
>people with nothing to lose favour radical ideologies
shocking!

>>72677958
YOU'RE the runt HERE,,,, so-called """"MATE"""

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>>72677924
I highly recommend the book Homo Sovieticus to everyone ITT
written by a Russian pointing out the absurdity of communism

in the 21st century when post-modernism and surrealism exit idk how anyone can take communist rhetoric seriously.

>>72677924
http://www.e-flux.com/journal/54/59833/sexuality-in-a-non-libidinal-economy/

atleast they weren't bombarded with pornography, advertisement and consumerism

imagine being stupid enough to call yourself a communist

>>72677846
aren't you that runt who bitched and moaned for months because his gf moved back to spain?

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>>72677891
>>>/gulag/

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>>72677928

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>>72677987
then how come its all middle class poofters that call themselves "communists"

>72677846

wasn't worth reading last time FUCK OFF

>>72678007
careful mate this hard cunt who's read the first three pages of the communist manifesto will start going on about "reactionaries"

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>>72677928
>10 years later

>>72678058
rip

not one sensible post to interact with

>>72677904
The USSR ended starvation by 1947. Contrary to popular belief, it's quite hard to satisfy everyone's needs when your society is constantly attacked by monarchists, capitalists and fascists. The queues only came back when revisionists introduced market mechanisms.

And yeah, rationing is better than rich parasites being well fed while the workers starve.

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Chakra's out of place lads

Health
>starting eating crisps for lunch and cake every day
>do no exercise except walk to the shops
>developing manboobs
>sit all day at a desk even though I don't have a job

Mind
>stopped reading because it can't help me since I'm a low IQ dimwit anyway
>cant stop subvocalising

Money
>Crashed my car and lost my job in the same week

Romance
>Handholdless, hugless, kissless virgin with no friends

just fuck my shit up
just fuck my shit up
just fuck my shit up
just fuck my shit up
(to the tune of hava nagila)

>skellington cucks posting stalin and pinochet pepes at eachother
ah yes, truly, the spirit of catalonia lives on in these brave young men

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>communism

>>72678010
>t-they were poor and starving but at least they didn't have porn!

lol you can't be serious

>raceswitching a really pale white girl to a nigger with a nigger fro in Deadpool 2
Why do they insist on doing this?

>>72678073
ikr us fellow serbs need to stick together

>>72678076
>its everyone else's fault we failed
could use this argument for fascism tbqh

the runts are 'discussing' communism again

>>72678056
either way if you don't care about politics its a very good and funny book
top tier Russian humour

>>72678044
It's not. That is a stupid strawman perpetuated by anti-communists. I suspect a great deal of projection is involved, given how historically the lower-middle class has been incredibly ready to support fascism (fear of being squeezed from below by workers and above by big capitalists).

>>72678020
dumb tablet poster

>>72678092
What is subvocalising and why does it indicate low intelligence?

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>nigger

>>72677871
How the FUCK do you pronounce that shit?
Cloddana? Claw hammer?

>>72678033
no my gf isn't from there
>>72677982
>lay interest
nowt wrong with a lay interest
>CS
python could have useful applications in some of the research im doing.

the rest of you're points are either false or irrelevant.

NO respect if you cannot squat 315, bench 225 and deadlift 405

LMAOing at this 40 pound runt who thinks hes in the middle of this idealogy fight.

don't want to go to this interview tomorrow lads
i can't do it

>>72677871
>>72678153
Clay-na
t. Irishman

>>72678156
>in lb
hm.

>>72678151
to utter or form (words or sounds) with the lips silently or with barely audible sound, especially when talking to oneself, memorizing something, or reading.

You should be able to read things and think to yourself a lot faster than you can say them out loud.

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>>72678125
They were stupid enough to mess with the Soviet Union, so they got what they deserved. Even a scumbag like Churchill knew that.

>I have left the obvious, essential fact to this point, namely, that it is the Russian Armies who have done the main work in tearing the guts out of the German army. In the air and on the oceans we could maintain our place, but there was no force in the world which could have been called into being, except after several more years, that would have been able to maul and break the German army unless it had been subjected to the terrible slaughter and manhandling that has fallen to it through the strength of the Russian Soviet Armies.

http://bennorton.com/how-the-ussr-tore-the-guts-out-of-the-filthy-nazis/

my chakras

health
>stamina, recovery times very high, cycle and box often, lots of calisthenics. Shredded physique with good amount of muscle and low body fat
>diet could be better, eat a lot of junk food but not a person who can get fat

mind
>fucked

money
>none

romance
>got a girl who is a bit in love with me atm, but I feel indifferent about her.

>>72678100
the modern paramilitaries, if you will
100 years ago these brave young souls would have gone to join the fight in ireland, or later fought alongside their spanish and italian brothers
yes, these are the minds of the generation

>>72678190
>irishman
>British flag


hmmmmmm

When will fucking aussie twats stop licking our area and get rid of their cuckstamp and the queen

Why so much hate in these threads mane let's just hold hands and rub each others willies aiight

>>72678141
its not a strawman when it's the truth
you can shift through you big MEMES folder all you like for cartoons of strong Russian men but the real reality is every communist in the west is either a sissy cunt or an old cunt

hey did my mate come round here? said I should meet him here

>>72678214
Don't be a prick when i went out of my way to help you out

Sasanach

>>72678111
morena baccarin is like some kinda spanish I'm sure

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>>72678217
agreed

>>72678156
oi oi i meet all those requirements :)

>>72678204
ideal for a male prozzie

Chakras will do

Health
>balanced diet
>regular exercise
>smoke slightly less

Mind
>read a bit
>lengthy debates with the gf
>study things

Money
>got some coming in

Romance
>lovely fragrant gf who i wouldnt trade for 100,000,000,000 antique polearms

>>72678200
>sending millions of young men to die in retarded zerg rushes means you're superior
hmmm

Often wonder how runty the AVG. /brit/poster is. I reckon on avg about '5'10", 60kg, poorly dressed, malnourished, poor posture, 0.8 sexual partners.

A depressing thought ngl.

>>72678217
bit gay

>>72678239
replying to the wrong person mcpotatonigger

Just grilled a block of Wensleydale & cranberry cheese and scoffed it down in one sitting.

Feel a bit dirty now.

lads.. know very little about british history

Can you tell me about some great battles I should read about the english protecting their island from invaders?

>>72678279
all me

>>72678256
>fragrant
BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPP

time for some ASMR to wind down before beddy bye bye

>>72678234
In my experience most people sympathetic to communism are perfectly normal working class people. Sure, they may be some students who like, communism has always attracted intellectuals. But they're not the majority.

Reckon I could heem all of you runts with my pinky finger. pathetic lot

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>>72678245
What are you on about? I'm talking about Domino.

They turned this girl into a nigger with a big nigger fro and a very very very mild case of vitiligo on her eye.

>>72678287
Hmm yes, the anti-Irish sentiment, haven't seen this gimmick before, very original

Chakras update:

Health
>Diet is shit
>Powerlifter
>giving drugs and smoking a little try

Mind
>Read often
>Very depressed
>realised that the drugs which are based on dopamine reabsorption don't work very well, suggesting my dopamine system is sub normal which would explain the depression
>getting a degree

Money
>no

Romance
>I cannot picture myself having sex

French election EXACTLY one month from now

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>>72678279
>'5'10"
spot on
>60kg
bit heavier
poorly dressed
>no
>malnourished
no
>poor posture
no
>0.8 sexual partners
I'm a virgin yeah

Irl gimmick idea: saying "Bladders away!" whenever you go to the toilet to have a wee

>>72678325
i was on about hiss gf from the first film

Bit weird how I was in Year 6 and supervising the playground team with you lot of runts at your ages and now here I am, shitposting with the children I used to monitor like a nonce

>>72678298
The British have only ever repelled a single invader, and then joined a union with them a few decades later

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gibiasmr

>>72678212
>100 years ago these brave young souls would have gone to join the fight in ireland, or later fought alongside their spanish and italian brothers
There's no fight on that level today

I mean there's Syria, but that's a complete mess

Plus back then you had communist fascist countries to coordinate international efforts like the Comintern in Spain

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>>72678367
>I used to monitor like a nonce

>>72678279
6'1
85kg
VERY poorly dressed
probably malnourished
scoliosis
khv

want your prize now or later?

>>72678252
thanks :)

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the New Soviet Man: ideological schizophrenic, honest liar, person always ready for constant and voluntary mental self-mutilations

Indifferent to the results of his labour; as expressed in the saying
>"They pretend they are paying us, and we pretend we are working"

Lack of initiative and avoidance of taking any individual responsibility for anything.

Indifference to common property and petty theft from the workplace, both for personal use and for profit.
>Everything belongs to the kolkhoz, everything belongs to me

Obedience to or passive acceptance of everything imposed on them

idolatry for all things flamboyant and excessive in a climate of cultural repression and enforced "equality"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Wfiz4x2XU
mist done a music video in iceland
brummie on the map

>>72678373
boring then

>>72678385
yeah i was just generally making the point that if your political discourse consists of posting pepes of your chosen political mascot you are a shambolic dysgenic mess

a king for a daaaaaaaaay

check out this published political scientist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSe09SGLJfA

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My crusty cum sock. Just about to blow another hot load into it.

>>72678309
I actually grew up in a "working class" area and can tell you they are not

they want government support sure and hate "the rich" but you'll get glassed if you start talking about communism.
its more a sort of Christian communalism than anything

The British isles belong to the Eurasian race, not inbred Brits and crypto Brits (irish)

what supplements are essential for a big thick semen load? apart from zinc ofc

>>72678363
Yeah I'm aware. It was entirely a nonsequitur.

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>>72678279
>me
>6'2
>172lb
>wear well fitting clothes, but could do better
>need to get in better shape, skinny now
>do have poor posture
>14 sexual partners

>>72678447
you belong to the eugaysian race

lot of you are runts
look at yas
bet you all don't even maintain a balanced diet

Chakra check:

Health
>Ottermode
>Working on cardio fitness for the fucc
>Very rarely I'll, no chronic issues
>Eat a high protein, high fibre, zero sugar diet
>Could drink less tbqh

Mind
>Don't watch TV except the odd Storyville documentary
>Watch kino
>Read a lot
>Work is fairly stimulating

Finances
>Earn well above average for my age
>Savings are inadequate, will get in the index fund game once the correction takes place (Q3 2018 hehe)

Relationship
>Smart and attractive gf
>Good sex life, need to up my game though

>>72678459
soy lecithin

Bladders away!

>>72678438
Why do people have 1 cumsock? I only use 1 once and constantly rotate and wash them

>>72678472
should I shave

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>matched with a qt niggress only 3km away

*slaps you with my willy*

Tim Byrne here, ask me anything. I suffer from schizophrenia though, so please be understanding if I don't post for a week or so while I ride through the voices in my head

>>72678380
ASMR Darling is the only ASMR you'll ever need.

>>72678459
just masturbate less

2-3 days between wanks gives me massive loads

don't want to be a vegetarian but meat repulses me

khalid masood did nothing wrong

>updated my tinder picture to something more recent which I thought showed me as quite funny and alt (want to attract art hoes)
>no matches for literally 2 months
ah yes, the ol' 'cide draws ever closer

>>72678475
>Kino

Dropped

*hits it too well if anything*

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went to the BANK today lads WAAAAHHHHEEEYYYYYY

>>72678526
psst...

you're made out of meat

lads, people at work keep asking me whether i have a girlfriend and it's starting to piss me off

should i reveal my true identity as a pathetic loner who has never had one or carry on as i am now where they see me as just a bit quiet and shy

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no work tomorrow

Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop

>>72678560
Quite liked this post, exactly my kind of humour

Anyone spot what is very very interesting about this article?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/fdb52a3c-0424-4954-b661-0a49269e6659

fucking state of the south
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUlfIh91Gk4

>>72678506
no

she's shit

dont like her anymore

LOL

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>>72678526
switch to this diet then

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keep playing out scenarios in my head where i get arrested for a /brit/ post and i'm in the interview room explaining all of the memes and gimmicks in detail to prove my innonence

>>72678494
just told her you called her a niggress and she is very upset

remember joe cocks

>>72678600
promotion of muslims

Blackadder is comedy kino

>>72678459

(1) L-Arginine, 1000mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1000mg
(2) Zinc, 50mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 50mg
(3) Pygeum, 100mg Strength, Taken 2 times daily = 200mg
(4) Lecithin, 1200mg Strength, Taken 1 time daily = 1200mg

never understood ASMR

do you wank to it?

>>72678646
alri grandma

>>72678600
lots of virtue signalling

what games are pure ludo lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkPHwZ-_lnk

5'11
77kg
poorly dressed
well-fed
good posture
3 sexual partners

>>72678092
>>cant stop subvocalising

You know that speadreading shit is BS right? Just read cos you enjoy it or get something out of it, don't obsess over your WPM like a turbonerd

>>72678657
I wank to eating asmr but only cos I'm a frickin degenerate

>>72678657
no it gives you a weird head buzz that is quite relaxing

>>72678675
ludo?

>>72678657
i've only ever watched it a handful times but i did a cummy to hungrylips a while back

>>72678685
well fed doesn't necessarily mean good nutrition

>>72678609
utter UTTER pleb

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1 a day keeps the doctor away

you lads heard of lucozade? drink we have hear that is quite good

>>72678700
take a multivit
creatine
good balance of macros

>>72678705
her forehead is huge LOL

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me on the left

>>72678685
6'6
90kg
poorly dressed
poorly fed
poor posture
10 sexual partners

>>72678733
>actually ACTUALLY trying to imply that ASMR Darling is ugly
>ACTUALLY caring what the creator of audio looks like when you're supposed to be listening to the audio
You don't want ASMR. You want a gf.

>>72678686
just because you don't care for it doesn't mean it's bs

>>72678659
Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are the greatest comic actors of the past 30 years

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original chakra poster

glad to see i'm topping the chakra ranks whilst the rest of you treat you're bodies and minds like dumps

6'6" and physically dominant

2 weeks since my last drop and i feel like a normal human again after a month of abuse

mandy is great but it quickly fucks you up

why is anime so autistic and nonceic

>>72678217
Could get around some willy rubbing.
Cannot even imagine holding hands, that's quite a degenerate thing to do tbqhwy lad.

current favourite ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0YyG1hN2nc

she's a bit weird looking but i like the ones who chat about new age bollocks

question time time everyone

I am unironically a staff member at Sheffield Hallam university

>>72678788
I did suspect that you weren't as aligned as you want us to believe, but I chose not to mention it.

this post however does show that you are obsessed with how others view you and compare yourself to others to gain value

no one with fully aligned chakras would live through such a venomous and spiteful mindset desu, You'd probably mock the buddha or jesus for being poor

there should be a law that requires any new building to be aesthetic

don't care if its not efficient or if the economy will massively suffer because of it

aesthetic is more important desu

>>72678815
Made by autists for autists, not rocket science

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>>72678675
Dwarf Fortress
Myst/Riven/Obduciton
Pharaoh: Cleopatra
King of Dragon Pass
Fallout 1/2
Dominions 4
Sim City 2
Stalker SoC
Morrowind
Arcanum
Baldur's Gate 1/2
Ultima VII

>>72678773
It's scientifically regarded as BS, nothing to do with my opinion.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/jan/29/speed-reading-claims-discredited-by-new-report

Genuinely thinking of just going to southeast england next time i go to the UK

been to london and edinburgh and was not even slightly impressed. made the UK my least favorite tourist destination in western europe

>>72678850
Extremely anti-semitic

>>72678869
Hello nigger

incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
no-one had a chance to interrupt
it was quite hypnotic

>>72678815
not all of it is
it's just the ones you see talked about

one of the london attack victims was a yank tourist

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>>72678788
if you never meditate how can your chakras be opened?
material attainment isn't everything

>tfw opened my root chakra too wide and a big fat cock slipped in

>>72678869
go to yorkshire you bellend
the south east is full of soulless middle class waitrose drones

>>72678869
Because tourist twats visit the shitty tourist traps and do nothing else

I live in London and if I went on a tour of big ben, the eye, etc I would be insanely depressed

>>72678849
it's tough love.

some only learn after being ridiculed.

bullying builds character i severely hope that everyone here can think about ways they can redirect their life forces into useful channels

>>72678869
figured out british cities are holes all by yourself did you

>>72678706
they used to say

ayahuasca gf please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhyVTga461s

grape fanta at BK is peng

Smoking is literally the coolest thing in the world
Smoking and drinking

>>72678869
There are some rather nice places in the county of Buckinghamshire (birthplace of, among others, me, James Corden and Tim Byrne)

>>72678912
Don't lie to yourself
You're spreading undue negativity because it gives you pleasure. Shame..

>>72678675
how can a game from 7 years ago look better than a game from 2017
the animation here is leagues above Andromeda

might give ME1 a replay then onto 2

>>72678867
that doesn't say you can't read faster or get rid of subvocalisation. it says there's a balance between that and comprehension which we already know about

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>>72678930
I'm listening to joe rogan talk about ayahuasca right now

>>72678912

shut the fuck up you stupid nonce

firmly believe that australia is a country built on noncery
we should never have sent out boys to the orphanges

the teenage gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDmo6NlzkOk

still have a bag of lebkuchen and a selection box from christmas

>>72678912
>bullying builds character
Unironically true, went from a hopelessly naive little wimp to someone with a strong sense of duty who stands up for himself. But I'm also an alcoholic chainsmoker who suffers from crippling loneliness and self-loathing hahahaha

opinion on canterbury?

fascinated by it

>>72678942
ME1 is fantastic. Great game to play if you autistically read all the codex entries and do all the side quests.

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brah releasing his inner byrne

chinese gf just touched herself for my pleasure

big bang was a mistake

>tfw 5'11 and built like a medium sized retaining wall

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>Unironically true, went from a hopelessly naive little wimp to someone with a strong sense of duty who stands up for himself. But I'm also an alcoholic chainsmoker who suffers from crippling loneliness and self-loathing hahahaha

everyone who smokes should be killed

>Mike Pence only has 14,000 likes on facebook
lmao

>>72678980
why?

>>72678675
7 years ago... fuck

>>72679015
by smoking

>>72678942
That's what happens when you think any one with an art degree and 30 hours experience in Blender is as good as a professional animator.

>>72678992
good lad
is she really chinese or just parents from china?

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AnCaps are cooler than AnComs by a wide margin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFIxrk7_rpE

>>72679015
literally smoking a fag whilst typing this
would happily be killed if it was quick and easy

GET IN HERE

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/117995357#bottom
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/117995357#bottom
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/117995357#bottom
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/117995357#bottom

IT'S KICKING OFF

>>72678991
Jesus Christ what a little freak

>>72679007
Hello nigger

craving some haribos

>>72678978

self indulgent tripe

>>72678974
giz 1 lad

>>72679015
they will be

space and time were a mistake

struggle to find new tunes, end up overlistening to my current playlist of 1200 songs and feel sick of all of them

>>72679059
>reddit spacing
Into the bin

>>72679035
really chinese

>>72679080
what 'nime

>>72679053
Hello nigger

>>72678985
The side quests in ME1 are dull though, incredibly repetitive, unimaginative tosh

>kill a thresher maw that all look the same
>investigate an outpost that all look the same
>clear out mining facilities that all look the same
>explore planets and moons that all look the same

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>>72679045
>question time
fuck off

>>72679099
animatrix dude

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>>72679112
>the fucking vehicle handling
>the fucking vehicle controls
>ENEMIES EVERYWHERE

anglos were a mistake

>>72679080
fucking love animatrix, only anime ive ever watched

>>72679146
so was your conception

>>72679139
the vehicle handling was based as fuck

>tfw I played through ME1 twice before reasling on my third time that the mako had a cannon as well as a machine gun

reallysped things up haha

>>72678991
>mum watching Tosh.0 (a trashy comedy show where he takes vines and youtube videos to repackage for giganormies who can't use the internet)
>he brings up a clip of Reviewbrah

http://www.comedycentral.com.au/tosh0/videos/804-food-reviewer-clips#tosh0-804-act-2

>>72678694
/v/ equivalent of kino
quality games basically
>>72678942
ME2 had people like Chris L'Etoile and Drew Karpyshyn, as well as most original people from Bioware
I'm thinking of replaying them too
>>72679025
Yeah, mad

>>72679103
Hello nigger

>>72679022
great history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNRAuzj2ImA

Does /brit/ like Drizzy?

>>72679212
BRAND NEW BERETTA

>>72679015
This
only smokers will disagree

>>72679212
t. D'Brickashaw Jefferson

>>72679139
I hated that fucking Mako. I hated that the only way to get from A to B was traversing over 1000ft mountains.

Why does every moon and planet in the Milky Way have the same terrain but just in a different hue?

ME1 main story was great, but the side quests were a huge sack of shite and pretty much unavoidable if you want to progress.

coco pops is the best cereal. tastes great plus it makes the milk nice and chocolatey. no other cereal does the same.

Business idea: make a late night curry

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Thesis is due in on Monday

>>72679248
john kellog was a shiester and an infant molester

>he eats cereal that contains added sugar

fuck off child.

>>72679212
>new drake album
>skepta and giggs featured
>drake uses words like bossman, wasteman, and side "ting"
>uses loads of UK producers
>has a song called "blem"
>raps in a jamaican british accent

what did he mean by this all?

>>72679248
runt fodder

>>72679248
Golden Grahams

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dr*mpf BTFO t'bh

>>72679080
I liked the one where they go to that "glitch" house and mess about
it was cute

>doctoral thesis due in just under 10 hours
>haven't even pirated Office yet

>>72679192
Hello nigger NO RETURNS

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POST MASS EFFECT CHOONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBvSfgp-6lo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IitCQCaKi3E

>>72679302
the irish were banned though
and persecuted
something like 70,000 were arrested

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>POST MASS EFFECT CHOONS

>>72679322
Dia duit fear dubh

>>72679324
Mars and Catalyst Theme from ME3 are great too.

Wards and its variations from ME1 as well.

Cannot remember any decent tunes from ME2.

>>72679354
draw some new 'uns

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>low quality fedora3.png
>>POST MASS EFFECT CHOONS

listening to above & beyond acoustic II

third eye is fucking pissing dmt

i'm in eight different dimensions simultaneously, shitposting with the machine elves and the lower dimensional demons and christ the father and the holy ghost themselves

i'm love and power and wonder and awe and numinous

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>1449798043283.jpg
>>low quality fedora3.png
>>POST MASS EFFECT CHOONS

>>72679374
>Cannot remember any decent tunes from ME2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POHscfRZty8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBLOvSb56Vc

every terrorist attack, everyone quickly scrambles to promote and defend muslims

nobody even cares about the attack itself

the only ME game I played was ME1

honestly might pick them up cheap for my old Xbox360 or just pirate them on PC

does reviewbrah have a gf?

>>72679408
Actually I remember The Illusive Man tune. That was a good one.

>>72679430
make sure you get all the DLC

wish i could get killed in a terrorist attack

>>72679440
yeah

it's me

>>72679412
thats the power of virtue signalling

>>72679408
the club song on the lower level was better than the one u posted

it goes like

wooOOOOOooooo wooo wooo WOOOOOOOOOO

can proper rave to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS0kxedNUkk

2b more like tune b

>>72679440
yeah
>>72679467
its him

>>72679412
It also kind of works the other way around. To this day 9/11 is the only reason yanks care about Muslims.

>>72679462
no Live or internet connection on my 360 which is why I might just get them on PC

Very funny thread. Congratulate yourselves. Lots of funny people in here

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>draw some new 'uns

Has anyone here played ME Andromeda yet? What are your thoughts?

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Does anyone have the picture of the irish flag next to the ivorian one with text saying "One is a third world country, the other is Ivory Coast"?

I need it for reasons.

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'f

>>72679535
It's ok. Not as good as I'd hoped but not as bad as /v/ and the like are saying. If you can get past the facial animations it's fine.

all gays are nonces

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>>72678092
>Chakra
Mine is most certainly Freaky.
IT'S JUST A BLACKLIGHT FANTAS-EE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYXx9Kow3lc
Year 2000; just around dha corner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcH3AAsYjWE

>>72679543
yes

new
>>72679624
>>72679624
>>72679624

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>make some witty posts
>go for a shit
>come back
>no (You)s

eating some orange jelly :)

>>72679620
Would you be so kind as to share it with me, please?

he's here

*i didnt really start playing music, like seriously, until i was 25*

too young for the old kids/
too old for the young/

too black for the white kids/
too black for my own/

they say 25 is the prime of life/
i feel like im dying from the outside/

my hair thin, my wrinkled skin/
somebody help me out this quarter-life crisis/

ive been sleeping in on christmas every year since i became a teen/
birthday, easter, new-year's just another fucking day to me/
heard a kid on cbs say hes gonna be a athlete/
i wish i had those choices made available to me/
my whole life is wasted potent, i dont feel special b/
niggas nowadays be getting deals at fucking 17/
when you 25 nobody cares about what you feeling, yo you should have made it by now, what the fuck you waiting fo/
ive been working 12's trying to pay for fucking studios/
meanwhile the police is choking niggas out on fucking video/
sometimes when i see them riding by i wonder who would know, if they shot me down, who would care, am i next to go?/
keep my weapon tucked, in my pants, if they try get bold/
all this while im trying to spit some rhymes, i should sell my soul/
or maybe im just getting old/
kids be looking at the cartridges they dont even blow/
they just wiki everything they dont even know/
man fuck these kids, fuck these kids, i cant relate to you/
rappers talking about they hate rapping think its cool/
lame ass niggas/

*i know i'll be executed in the next two weeks*
*i cant plan on the future, but i think about the future*
*and i think about my past, the things i used to do to people i know, the people i care about, i think of them*
*i think of all that*

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Why? What do you hope to achieve?