>americans wear shoes to bed

>>72673212
You don't?

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>Brits need a license to sleep

>>72673212
What?
I've hear of this, but is just a meme, isn't it?

>>72673212
only after theyve been in the freezer, you cuck. also:
>he doesnt wear shoes to bed
what if theres a fire in the middlw of the night and you have to run outside?

chekmate, eurobarefoots

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>>72673212
>Brits need an umbrella while sleeping

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>Visiting yank friend
>They offer me tea
>I accept their courtesy
>THEY SHOVE A KETTLE IN THE MICROWAVE

>>72673212
>he doesn't microwave his shoes before sleeping in them
and people call US cucks

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>>72673331

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>americans store their beds in the fridge

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>Americans only eat DNA-free food.

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>americans shower in the microwave

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>Americans microwave their breakfast

dont harass US it's a best country on the world tb h

>americans need a shoe to sleep, and another one to take baths

>>72673331
>A KETTLE IN THE MICROWAVE
what... what the fuck

>>72673212
What the fuck, how can you sleep with shoes?

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>americans put their foreskins in the microwave before the rabbi arrives

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>Americans microwave their red cups before showering with them

Unless youre doing something else, Ill meet any of you faggots talking shit on April 16th, and you will have to fite me.

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>>72673212
>americans microwave their fridges to bed

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>>72674637
will you bring a microwave?

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>americans sleep in the fridge

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>>72674637
Give me a fucking address

>>72674681
of course. How else will i get my shoes hot enough to fight.

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>>72674637
>Americans microwave their enemies

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>>72674743

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>>72674727
>shoes hot enough to fight.
Easy there Richard Reid

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>>72674567

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>>72674710
How are you going to cross the wall?

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today I will sleep with shoes just to feel how like is it to be an american

>>72675421
>brazilians
>white

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>americans clap after a microwave beeps

>>72673212
We do?

>>72673297
I am guessing it must be weirdos who wear sleepers to bed.

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>Americans clap after they get their shoes from the fridge, microwave them, and tip the police officer who just shot them

>>72675421
post results

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>americans shart in walmart

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>Americans microwave their microwaves

>>72673331
what the heck is a kettle?

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>americans put their microwaves on the side and fill them with water when making soup

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>americans store their microwaves in the fridge

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>brits shower with their socks on while not refrigerating their eggs

CANNOT BE FABRICATED

>>72677228
rude no need to be so rude to brits after london

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>americans cut their microwave in the fridge while getting shot with shoes on

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>yuropoors eat omlettes with a spoon

epic thread

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>the french shower with garlic

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>Turks store their radiation in their exoskeleton

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>serbs store their national pride in albanian countries and bulgarian emperors

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>Austrians store their daughters in the fridge

>>72677430
underrated post

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>Finns wear shoes in sauna

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>Americans think water is a hydrocarbon

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>Brits don't wear shoes on the bridge

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>americans wear salt to the fridge