/brit/

Anime

SICK EM JANNY

nth for joining the Kurds and fighting IS

just fuck my shit up

>You won’t need a visa to come to the UK
However, you should bring the same documents you’d need to apply for a visa, to show to officers at the UK border

Don't have any new pics or gimmicks to post.

>say kurds should fuck off back to turkey, have no claim to syria or iraq
>XDDDD you're just le turkish
ah yes communists, very good

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>this is a 10/10 in ireland

>>72670273
ok

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feel free to save my OC

>>72670273
Can stay for 6 months with no visa, EU cunts only allow 3

>>72670391
me on the right

how come some men don't have banjo strings?
can most people pull down their foreskin all the way?
mine only goes down a bit further than my bellend. seen some porn where they can pull it quite far down, looks painful to me

>>72670326
>>72670342
>>72670349
>>72670356
>>72670366
>>72670375
>>72670377
>>72670385
>>72670387
>>72670391
>>72670398
>>72670417
>>72670433
just fuck off

>>72670455
all me

>>72670455
alri
bye

Business idea: wipe out all non-whites

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>mfw a turkroach is shilling his shitty country in this thread

>>72670471
fuck off leaf

>>72670455
little bit mean?

Business idea: wipe out all whites

>>72670501
all me again

>>72670455
>t roach

>>72670507
back the fuck off !?!?

>>72670518
epicsauce

>>72670518
don't get why people hate beiber so much
he seems like a nice lad

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME I'M ABOUT TO GLOOOOOOOW

Business idea: halve the quality/quantity of a product, loudly proclaim that the product is now shit and blame it on brexit, which will have the double effect of both dramatically saving production costs AND opening up 2 new markets: remain customers, eager to have their nightmarish predictions about brexit confirmed, and people who are curious to see if it really is now as shit as you're saying

Took me so long to write this for the last thread that everyone had fucked off to this one by the time I posted it. Love it when that happens.

>>72670495
mate im not turkish and i think the kurds should form a seperate state in turkey and iran. But they have no claim to syria, they got dumped in the north by the ottomans in the 1930s and now they're claiming "muh homeland" which conveniently happens to be the entire oil-producing region for syria
do a bit of research beyond "woah the kurdish women are so qt maybe they would fuck me" you're as bad as a weeb

>>72670600
>lad
FOY

I need a visa yet I'm still here
fight me

hate foreners

>>72670609
think toblerone tried that already

>>72670622
Dont remember saying I wanted to fuck Kurdish women? Are you that sexually depraved all you have tis to think of that or have you just been being a good turkroach like Erdogan tells you

>>72670600
bieber literally monopolised the sexual marketplace for teenagers for a while la, don't you remember? success breeds jealousy

>>72670630
FON (fuck off nip)

>>72670600
the fuck are you talking about
he does dumb, sometimes illegal shit for attention

>>72670600
wanked to him many times

business idea: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

hate bieber just because he has much money

haven't wanked for 2 days

>>72670648
I'll let you into a secret: I stole my business idea directly from their new marketing strategy!

Mum's the word!

need my bum squeezed x

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>>72670273
why is this allowed?

>>72670672
your whole argument for a syrian kurdistan seems to be posting pictures of kurdish women la, bit weird.
As i said, the kurds should have as much of turkey as they need, are you so politically illiterate that you think erdogan would want that?

>>72670683
he also can piss on his fans without having his name tarnished by the MSM

BLACK LIVES MATTER

>>72670638
rasheed

>>72670743
*pinches it*
*winks at you*

orchestrating a wank

I hate other people as an excuse for hating myself.

Before when i was hungry as shit but couldnt be arsed to go shop id get a takeaway but now I just get a cheeky Amazon prime now

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who /shorehamaircrash/ here?

Has anyone EVER said the word "chortle" instead of laughing, like they do in the Beano?

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Post flags to march under when we physically remove all Rasheeds.

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>some muslims runs you over and as you bleed out some journalist twat starts snapping photos of you

I hope the Kurds are all killed

>>72670797
me and the lads on the right

>>72670816
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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ah yes

Ah yes the roach diaspora who automatically thinks kurds are terrorists and has nothing to do except cry >w-eeb

when no one even mentioned Kurd women

screeching

ANOTHER HAPPENING IN LONDON

TURN ON BBC NEWS

oh i'm
ready to be
somebody else

>>72670827
mehmet

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>>72670779
Wish they'd have shop sandwiches, I love supermarket ones.

>>72670857
fake
you tricked me

>>72670847
sounds like he should hire 65 natives

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me in the plane

roaches nd kurds are like rorkes and rasheeds
none are actually good

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Who cares about the Kurds?

Who SSNP here?

Find it weird that it took 'sheeds so long to realise they could just drive a car into people and then stab them instead of spending years planning making bombs

>>72670850
ah yes the geopolitically illiterate communist (though they're both synonyms) who thinks that anyone who doesn't want to treat the kurds like special little guys and give them a piece of every country is a turk
and for the last time, fuck turkey, kurds should have southern turkey and a bit of iran

>>72670931
>SNP
fuck off jock

what did kurds do in London?

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this was considered one of the sexiest women alive at the time

your thoughts?

>>72670946
>turkroaches are this desperate to stop the Kurdish storm


lmao roach

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*addresses /brit/*

>>72670897
Yeah the downside is their selection isn't the best

>>72670964
well claudia cardinale is truly perfect

>>72670917
looking a bit low there pal be careful

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Just realised that we are living during the high point of civilisation. It's all downhill from here on. The third world multiplying like rabbits, Western politicians hellbent on bringing every single non-white person into the first world which will eventually bring Europe and America into a new dark age (literally).

We will live to see the yellow man take over when the white countries descend into unrest and civil war over the next decades.

Can't tell if we're lucky or not, like Gregory the Great we will get to witness the death of civilisation.

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>ah yes the geopolitically illiterate communist (though they're both synonyms) who thinks that anyone who doesn't want to treat the kurds like special little guys and give them a piece of every country is a turk
>and for the last time, fuck turkey, kurds should have southern turkey and a bit of iran

>>72670816
>tell my story, don't let my death be in... vain *croak*
>5 REASONS WHY RACISTS NEED TO STOP USING TERROR ATTACKS TO SPREAD HATE ABOUT ISLAM

>>72671005
wrong

high point of civilisation was the moon landings

all been downhill from there

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>turks lurking in my thread

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>>72671003
alright lad I'll pull u-

wwwwooooooaaahhhhhhh wahey!

imagine being so CIA psy opped that you unironically think assad shouldn't kick the pkk out of syria
bizarre

All posts so far meet OP's requirement

>>72670911
Ben Shapiro tweeted "TGIF" today as a joke.

Joke's on him, I'm a hopeless NEET.

Excuse me
standing on one leg
I’m half-caste.

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when Picasso
mix red an green
is a half-caste canvas?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean when light an shadow
mix in de sky
is a half-caste weather?
well in dat case
england weather
nearly always half-caste
in fact some o dem cloud
half-caste till dem overcast
so spiteful dem don’t want de sun pass
ah rass?
explain yuself
wha yu mean
when yu say half-caste
yu mean tchaikovsky
sit down at dah piano
an mix a black key
wid a white key
is a half-caste symphony?

Explain yuself
wha yu mean
Ah listening to yu wid de keen
half of mih ear
Ah looking at yu wid de keen
half of mih eye
an when I’m introduced to yu
I’m sure you’ll understand
why I offer yu half-a-hand
an when I sleep at night
I close half-a-eye
consequently when I dream
I dream half-a-dream
an when moon begin to glow
I half-caste human being
cast half-a-shadow
but yu must come back tomorrow
wid de whole of yu eye
an de whole of yu ear
an de whole of yu mind.

an I will tell yu
de other half
of my story.

>>72671062
oopsie dasie you're a bit daft aren't you

haha oh well better luck next time

>>72670273
I can enter without a visa appearantly
we british now

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>imagine being so CIA psy opped that you unironically think assad shouldn't kick the pkk out of syria
bizarre

>>72671005
Honestly can't see a way out of this.

>>72671096
how did this autist take half-caste as something offensive

just means you're half-and-half

nonce

>>72671005
I will be living in Japan with my qt3.14 jap gf by then です

business idea: post anti-erodgan shite in the thread so all the proxy t*rks get caught and go to jail

I get irrationally angry at the fake grief, stuff like the France flag Facebook filter and everyone going on about this police officer.


It's sad these people had to die, but where are the mourners when its brown people dying. Irks my jeans

>>72671139
>>72671005
its best for civilization desu

the sooner race is rooted out and we all become more of the same, the sooner we'll advance in other things

race will inevitably be something people look back on and are astonished that it caused wars

>>72671154
Explain yuself

What yu mean

>>72671005
dance the feels away

>>72671005
The last hope for the white race is joining the PKK lad

>>>/wsg/1596717
haha

>>72671154
half-caste is a traditionally offensive term. also mixed race people are generally very likely to be attacked by both whites and blacks so are typically quite a heavily persecuted group.

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>>72671234
captcha: burgerking.es zona

>>72671005
You were born like 30 years after the peak of humanity.

>>72671233
death loses relevance as the kilometres count gets bigger

>>72671233
sheed

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Hope you've all been using proxies

let's fund our nhs instead

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>>72671259
>linking to posts, not files

fuck off

>>72671234
name 5 wars that have started purely because of race

>>72671319
howling at the thought of some CIA agent reading all my shitposts about radical centrism

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thoughts

Look I'm not saying this as some 3rd eye chakra gimmick. I'm not being fedora. I'm not looking (you)s. I just genuinely and fully believe I operate on a higher level than the VAST majority of people. I can read their intentions immediately. Makes it hard to socialise I will be honest

>>72671385
ebin xD

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>>72671385

>>72671385
>implying polistan can muster more than 5 quid

britain is still 90% white pavel the subhuman

>>72671385
Cringing

>>72671432
did this really happen

Obsession with the Kurds is literally the first step in identifying a politically illiterate 15 year old that just spent the past hour looking at the Wikipedia article for the YPG after watching the Ross Kemp docu from earlier this year.

>>72671450
when scots say "we want to be independent", they actually mean "we want to depend on the EU instead of the UK"

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>>72671005
BORN TOO LATE TO EXPLORE EARTH
BORN TOO EARLY TO EXPLORE SPACE
BORN JUST IN TIME FOR EUROPEAN RACE WAR

WAS HE A VIOOOOOOOOOLENT MAAAAAAN
well he had his genocidal moments

>>72671481
'sheed

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post 7th pic from your /int/ or /brit/ folder

>>72671385
>Decisive Polish victory
VERY pleased with the result of WWIII. Pretty certain Ireland would be on the side of Poland though.

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Don't criticise muslims or they'll become terrorists, even though terrorism has nothing to do with islam

>>72671481
unironically this
it's communists who want to see some sort of actual masculine communists so they look at some nationalists from central asia
>inb4 you are le turk!
haha well done lads, very funny stuff

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>>72671518
dont have a brit folder so my main one

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>>72671518

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>>72671518

>>72671549
>reddit filename
>nigger
you have to go

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>>72671518

>>72671551
You'll be working on commission

Been arguing with some lefties on facey and I'm getting destroyed, a few people have already unfriended me. What's the best method of debating these people?

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>>nigger

im big

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CRYING

>>72671579
bit inappropriate in this sensitive time of national mourning there Phil

>>72671610
shoot them before throwing them out of a plane

Been arguing with some righties on facey and I'm getting destroyed, a few people have already unfriended me. What's the best method of debating these people?

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>>72671578
absolutely nothing wrong with an old bit of reddit

>>72671234
Even better if it's the white race that survives desu.

>>72671551
They wouldn't need a 2nd interview if you were the only applicant

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>>72671610
>facey

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SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

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>absolutely nothing wrong with an old bit of reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlwwhndfjXc

just had a wank

not very satisfying

>>72671647
Sounds like is a Pond Sea scheme

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>>72671518

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thoughts on niggers?

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>>72671319
Nothing to hide my man.

dont care

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http://www.examiner.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/24-huddersfield-men-2-women-12787499

Amere Singh Dhaliwal , 34, of Huddersfield. He is charged with rape (x21), supply of Class A drugs (x4), supply of Class B drugs, supply of controlled substances with intention to engage in sexual activity, trafficking female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation (x14), Incite a child to engage in sexual activity (x5), sexual assault by penetration, sexual touching (x3), possession of indecent images of a child (x3), racially aggravated assault and incite a child into prostitution.

Irfan Ahmed, 32, of Huddersfield. He is charged with trafficking a female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation (x6), sexual touching, taking indecent images of a child and inciting a child to engage in sexual activity.

Asif Bashir, 32, of Huddersfield. He is charged with rape (x4) and attempted rape.

Zahid Hassan , 28, of Huddersfield. He charged with trafficking a child within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation (x5), rape (x8), racially aggravated assault, supply of Class A drugs (x2), inciting a child into sexual activity, child abduction (x2) and attempted rape.

Manzoor Hassan , 37, of Huddersfield. He is charged with supply of noxious substance with intent to injure, annoy or aggrieve female, supply of Class A drugs (x2) and incite a child into prostitution.

Mohammed Kammer, 32, of Huddersfield. He is charged with two counts of rape.

Mohammed Rizwan Aslam , 29, of Huddersfield. He is charged with two counts of rape.

>>72671695
The guy with the undertaker gimmick has a gimmick far far better than anyone has had on here in literal years

>>72671717

haven't wanked for 180 hours

>>72671739
similar to my thoughts on yanks

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>>72671518

>>72671739
big fan

>>72671739
Why does the camera keep jerking?

>>72671739
identical to my thoughts on yanks

>>72671766
Abdul Rehman Hanif , 29, of Huddersfield. He is charged with rape, supply of Class A drugs, supply of Class B drugs (x2), supply of controlled substance with intent to engage in sexual activity, sexual touching and trafficking a female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation.

>>72671766

they had to resort to crime because racist whites wouldn't employ them

>>72671810
having a wank

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Me and the boys

just got my first full pullup
feel quite happy x

>>72670683
There are 30 year old women in my office who were figuratively creaming themselves over him today

>>72671766
there's muslims in huddersfield?

I never saw any outside of the takeaways

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ah yes, london

>>72671688

>being elitist about the name of a normalfag networking site

Wew

>>72671817
Raj Singh Barsran , 33, of Huddersfield. He is charged with sexual touching (x2) and rape.

Mansoor Akhtar , 25, of Huddersfield. He is charged with rape, attempted rape and trafficking a female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation (x2).

Niaz Ahmed , 53, of Huddersfield. He is charged with inciting a child into sexual activity and sexual touching (x2).

Mohammad Nahman , 31, of Huddersfield. He is charged with trafficking a female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation, sexual touching, rape (x2).

Hamzha Ali Saleem, 37, of Manchester. He is charged with trafficking female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation (x3).

Waqas Mahmood , 36, of Huddersfield. He is charged with 3 counts of rape.

Naveeda Habib , 38, of Huddersfield. She is charged with one count of child neglect.

Shahnaz Akhtar Malik , 55, of Huddersfield. She is charged with one count of child neglect.

Nasarat Hussain , 28, of Huddersfield. He is charged with rape (x3), attempted rape and inciting a female to engage in sexual activity.

Sajid Hussain , 32, of Huddersfield. He is charged with facilitating the commission of sexual activity on a child, rape (x3) and inciting a child into sexual activity.

Zulwarnain Dogar , 29, of Huddersfield. He is charged with sexual touching and trafficking a female within UK with a view to her sexual exploitation.

Mohammad Ifraz , 28, of Huddersfield. He is charged with trafficking a female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation (x3), rape, false imprisonment, child abduction, taking indecent images of a child and inciting a child to engage in sexual activity.

Faisal Nadeem , 30, of Huddersfield. He is charged with supply of Class A drugs, rape and possession of extreme pornography

Mohammad Azeem, 31, of Bradford. He is charged with three counts of rape.

>>72671791
https://youtu.be/m3zvVGJrTP8?t=56

>>72671739
why do they dance so much?

>>72671838
All famous English people are ugly as fuck lmao. Like all of them

can I get the PUA pasta

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Why is this haircut so popular

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>>72671866

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remembering when john green's wife presented the art assignment with black glasses and it looked like she was wearing pic related because of her big jew nose and next episode she changed to brown specs and even I couldn't mention it because she seems like a nice person it would have been too cruel but it's been killing me ever since and I just had to get that off my chest now

where are you boundaries for trolling?

>>72671791
>this will never happen to you

Im out yall.

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>>72671863
>>72671817
>>72671766
Mohammad Imran Ibrar , 32, of Huddersfield. He is charged with trafficking a female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation, facilitating the commission of sexual activity on a child, assault occasioning actual bodily harm, supply of Class B drugs.

Everton La Bastide , 50, of Huddersfield. He is charged with two counts of sexual touching.

Mohammed Saqib Raheel , 30, of Dudley. He is charged with child abduction and trafficking a female within the UK with a view to her sexual exploitation.

Zubair Ahmed , 30, of Huddersfield. He is charged with rape and possession of extreme pornography.

Usman Khalid , 29, of Huddersfield. He is charged with sexual assault by penetration, child abduction and sexual touching.

Aleem Javaid , 27, of Huddersfield. He is charged with rape and supply of Class B drugs

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>>72671860
>using social media

>>72671881
Looks good. Let's see your hair

>>72671766
another instance where lefties will bury their heads in the sand and deny this sort of thing happens

redpill me on old school astoria

>>72671863
>>72671817
>>72671766
Rorke

they act like this because of institutionalised racisim from white men

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came across this
it got me thinking

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yanks BTFO

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me desu

>>72671005
Can't wait actually

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can't believe the walk is real

>>72671936
bored to tears by this post

>>72671893
Dancing is stupid imo

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>>72671916
My hair is like this

>>72671933

gonna drag you into the street cover you in piss and petrol and cave your head in you terrorist loving fucking shite

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>>72671965
why do they love to dance at inappropriate times? e.g. in school, during a fight, etc

>EXPLOSION IN LONDON
EXPLOSION IN LONDON
>EXPLOSION IN LONDON
EXPLOSION IN LONDON
>EXPLOSION IN LONDON
EXPLOSION IN LONDON
>EXPLOSION IN LONDON
EXPLOSION IN LONDON
>EXPLOSION IN LONDON
EXPLOSION IN LONDON

NOT A DRILL TURN ON BBC NEWS

>>72671978
'no

Justin Bieber is unironically a really great human being. He actually spends a large chunk of his spare time seeing 100s of girls in palliative care who've requested to see him before they die. He never publicises these visits or anything; never goes around with a media team to record it because it makes him look better in the public eye.

He's a real human being.

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bruh...

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Strange. What if I come to the UK as a tourist (no visa) and then "spontaneously" decide to get married?

>>72671898
When I was 8 we had a talent show at school. This kid was due to play a bit of guitar for his talent. Before he went up I secretly detuned his guitar. he got up there and started playing, it sounded like absolute shit. Being 8 he had no idea how to re tune on the fly so just went really really red and teared up. No one believed he could play guitar

Still feel a bit bad about it

>>72672007
do I look dum to you blad

>>72671950

aspergers gait is well known

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me in the 3rd tank having a wank aha

*virgin walks into thread*

morning lads

>>72672012
No?

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>pretending more news has happened when it actually hasn't
dire gimmick

>>72671978
that's basically the same cut just for people without the balls to completely shave the sides

>>72671916
fuck off deano

>>72672017
>a real human being
me too!

>>72672023

rot in piss dirty irish turd

>>72672065
Shaving on the side looks worse tho
Not neet

looking forward to fighting in the upcoming war as sadiq khan reveals himself as a sleeper agent and is infact al-shabbab britani of the 1st Allah Division, with the leftist government doing his every bidding in fear of being deemed a racist

>>72672055
deano

might do a wanky doodle

>>72672050
*tap mates on shoulder*
*points at you and tells them to watch*
*you notice me pointing at you*

Uh sorry mate, we just wanted to see you walk again. Can you do that walk you do?

Business idea: Start an international humanitarian program where we recruit people from impoverished communities in Africa to go to America to pick up valuable skills in their agricultural industry

>>72671005
I used to think it would be really shit being a Roman as the Western Roman Empire fell and the dark ages came to pass.
Then i realised they had the Eastern Empire.
We dont have anywhere to run to

>>72672065
You mean people who aren't Deano enough to completely shave the sides

>>72672079
Let's see it. Let me guess, scruffy as fuck with a ridiculous fringe

>>72672029

your application for residence will be rejected

>>72672099
>>72672130
Who is this deano?

>>72672096
the tories aren't leftist you delusional rorke

>Explosion on Birdcage Walk
wew lads

>>72671139
europe reaches a breaking point gets rid of the (((problem))) like it has done many times in the past
>>72671963
what part of the island are you from lad?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39353851

>>72671005
>The third world multiplying like rabbits
actually birth rates have been declining for quite some time
it's important that we give aid to these countries and to try and improve their education on the subject matter

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me rn

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>>72670273
My condolences about London.
>You can only post if you don't need a visa to enter the UK edition
Ok...

The British government will gleefully incite hatred against the Muslim community when the real terrorists are in fact themselves

>>72672172
>europe reaches a breaking point gets rid of the (((problem))) like it has done many times in the past
ah yes because that's worked so well in the past

really wish I had a nice, short but thick beard

>>72672107
*tries to strut*
*slips on banana peel*

whoaaaaa

>>72672150
>the tories aren't leftist you delusional rorke

>doesn't understand there are elections and more than 1 political party exists

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i cant bring myself to go to a barber/hairdresser cause id need to go off an image to get anything ok and im terrified of giving the impression that i don't realise how ugly i am by using a model as the basis for the hair

contemplating the 'ol 'cide

>>72672179
Jesus Christ, feel my feet hurting and get dizzy just from seeing these pics.

doing a depression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH4ppzpsJzk

>>72672239
Photoshop and ugly guy on to a decent hair cut

>>72672239
Post a pic of the hair you want

drinking cide' > doing a 'cide

contemplating drinking an ol' cide'

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Sweden
Yes

>>72672239

Just be realistic about your choice of hair style and how it might look on you. Not everybody can pull off an afro.

>>72672308
>gif
fuck off

>>72672275
my palms literally sweat just looking at it. dunno why heights get me so badly, swear they didn't when i was little.

>>72672262
bit of the ol' 'ope and you might not have to hang yerself from the ol 'ope

>>72672179
Do they have no fear?

NEW GORILLAZ TUNES LID
I'M FUCKING EXCITED

>>72672363
alri 2002

>>72672294
i don't have anything in mind right now

license fee well spent

Why transgender Africans turned against a famous feminist
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-39271690

>>72672297

<<^^vv>>Doing a 'cide by drinking 'cide<<vv^^>>

>>72672363
>Hallelujah Money is on the album
Not even bothering.

>>72672136
lmao fuck off queer

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>TIM DO YOU NEED HELP

reckon vinay was the westminster attacker desu

>>72672412
Andromeda is the best desu

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>no gf

Why are niggers and Pakis so much cooler than white people?

>>72672336
It's really natural to feel fear for this, just like it'd be natural to feel fear when you see a tiger charging at you.

>>72672419
which video is this from

>Listen to Sufjan Stevens
>Song feels very uplifting
>Immediately makes me feel shit
Fuck sake.

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Want Amber Rudd to smash through my front door with a couple of burly bomb disposal officers and order them to strap me down and perform a controlled demolition on my spuds

>>72672229
was going alright for 800 or so years

>>72672448
hello newcunt

>>72672136
no

>>72672431
>them shoes

thats one brave chick

>>72672431
FUCK
FUCK
does the wind not even blow

>>72672475
fuck off yank

>>72672445
tigers are fucking pussys

I'd heem the tiger so hard its chin would be in an adjacent jungle

>>72672431
If they fell would they lose consciousness while falling from such height or would they be fully aware, slowly falling to their deaths?

>>72672458
literally all of Michigan

>>72672445
Lmao no its not. You are in no danger in the vast majority of cases where people get all pussy about heights

>>72672200
further proof that a beard is no longer masculine in any sense

every nu male runt has one

>>72672431
>>72672444
legit hope they fall off one day

that should stop stupid slavs from doing this kind of shit at least for a little while

>>72672336
ironic how sweaty palms would increase you chance of death

>>72672475
Hello nigger

LITERALLY been on /nofap/ for a hundred years lads. I only managed to live this long solely thanks to /nofap/

If you like UFC you are a runt.

>>72672496
I know exactly which video it is but I'm not telling you. now fuck off back to the ol' reddit

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>>72672518

>>72672503

don't see why they'd lose consciousness

they would probably hit the roof below them within 4-5 seconds

>>72672534
Hello nigger

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

>>72672541
hmm

I think you don't actually know which video it is and you're just being a rude cunt

henceforth: fuck off yank

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I think I'm balding lads. I'm only 24.

>>72672514
its an instinctual fear though

same reason most people would get nervous in a shark cage with a great white biting the bars, you know logically that you're safe but all your subconcious sees is a massive set of teeth at arms length

>>72672587
I've got a full head of hair and I'm 34

>>72672586
>redditspacing
>reddit post
like pottery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHt-YrFKpqI

the spracklen house videos are kino

>>72672609
alri grandad

Who's looking forward to QT tonight?

>>72672522
yeah it's a fucking dumb response. sometimes watch vids on youtube of people climbing stupid heights, my hands go all sweaty and can feel my eyes doing this roll back in my head thing it gets so bad. perversely i kind of like it.

>Muslim community raises £3,000 in just one hour in support of Westminster terror attack victims
#NotAllMuslims #RefugeesWelcome

where did the "redditspacing" meme come from?

>>72672616
really miss the flat spracklen house desu

>>72672633
Haven't watched QT in ages but I may just tune in tonight to see what they have to say.

>>72672643
probably just some reddit users recognising something that's from reddit

>>72672643
spastics

>>72672609
>>72672629

Fuck you all I'll be 42 in a couple o' months
I ought to smack the lot of you

>>72672688
alri great grandad

>>72672643
reddit I assume

>>72672643
Newfags not appreciating /brit/ etiquette

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>nofap

>>72672688
Fucking hell what are you doing here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEnFW9bdys

on day 5 of nofap but planning on messaging this gril and burying my willy in her tomorrow hahahaha

>>72672657
Let me save you the time.

>It was sad
>Not all muslims
>Islam is a religion of peace
>Lunatics using Islam as a mask to do their crimes
>We need more muslims
>Anyone who notices this pattern of death and destruction and wants to stop it is a racist

>>72672643
on reddit if you want your lines of text to appear like this


line 1
line 2

you have to press enter twice for some retarded reason, so people in the habit will come to 4chan and make posts like this

line1

line 2
but desu sometimes I redditspace because it is easier on the eye when making multiple points

>>72672688
alri Herod

>>72672616

why is his face so wet????

>>72672789
bio oil