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The new Captain Underpants movie edition
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first for "you will never get back there."
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>tfw being a kid at blockbuster and picking out a random game to rent
>it ends up being fun and then you find out it's based on a movie and rent that and it ends up being even better

ah, the good times before the bad times.
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MAGI MAGI MAGIRO!
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today a girl in lecture asked if I had autism. I asked if she went on 4chan, but she said she only goes on reddit, then she then called me a faggot. not even joking
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>>72668650
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>>72668616
Oh shit is this for serious
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>>72668690
I need to know more bout this sexchange
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>>72668690
well... are you a faggot with autism?
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i can remember the floor plans of every house i lived in since i could remember things with near perfection

even back to when i was 6, some 25 years ago
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>>72668704
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs2SrqLum1M
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>>72668712
*exchange
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>>72668749
I can't even remember the floor plan of the house I'm living in now
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>>72668690
wish i didn't read this post desu
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playin a bit of overwatch buds
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>>72668750
>ed helms
dropped
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>>72668749
I've only lived in one house my entire life
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>>72668616
I read these as a kid lol
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fucking brilliant
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How do I become interesting?
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>>72668750
>>72668806
More like
>dreamw*rks
Dropped
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>>72668749
I don't see how that's remarkable at all..

I mean house layouts aren't complicated and you were in them daily.
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>>72668859
grow a vagina
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>>72668712
alright, well
>she was writing shit all over my paper as I tried to take notes
>she pokes me and shows me some virtual cat app on her phone, the cats are all scuttling around the screen and she says they're very quick
>I explain that cats are not that fast at all in comparison to the peregrine falcon, which can dive up to speeds of 240 MPH when it dive bombs towards its prey
>she asks if I have autism
>I ask if she thinks I'm a cuck and if she goes on 4chan
>she calls me disgusting and says only lowlife basement dwellers go there
>she then says she goes on reddit
>I proudly say I go on both at the same time
>she calls me a faggot
>we then talk about her being a weeb
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I eat normal potato chips with ketchup
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>>72668874
i was in your mom daily too
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>>72668907
why don't you just buy catsup chips?
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>>72668949
they don't sell those here and those sound weird
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>tfw never read Captain Underpants because even as a child I always thought they were immature trash with the lowest form of humor
>tfw elitist since day one
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>>72668895
gas her then yourself
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>>72668616
They should've made one a decade ago, is it even popular now?
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>>72668975
represent
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>>72668949
>catsup


what is your problem
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>>72669004
she's jewish but she started drawing swastikas on my paper
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>>72668975
>>72669030
>le enlightened child
bet you were bullied
anyway, if you werent reading the Secrets of Droon you probably sucked cocks
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>>72669030
I hated these books so fucking much as a kid
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>>72669143
faggot
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americans are subhumans
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>>72669037
that's how they spell it in this province
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>>72669161
I read artemis fowl like a true edgelord
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>>72669098
fuck outta here man
Series of Unfortunate Events + Alex Rider series for life. It's pretty pathetic that I haven't completed a full book cover-to-cover in 5 years, but I used to demolish entire books back in the day.
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>>72669201
I never understood the hype.
I picked out one book with a shiny blue cover, and in the first 10 pages some old lady like pulled out a machine gun and died or something. Just confusing.
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who /Paulsen/ here?
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>>72669201
never made it past like chapter 3, it was to boring. I enjoyed older books more, I had a bunch of boxcar children books. Matilda was my first waifu
>>72669215
t. cocksucker
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i liked CS Lewis the most

everything else was trash
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bune
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>>72669273
also those books

hatchet was my favorite
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>>72669194
what kind of backwater province do you live in
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>>72669282
t. sockcucker
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Just for the record, we abhor CHIs. Can't you gringos mince them instead of deporting them? Use them as cattle feed or fertilizer, idk.
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>>72669201
Very good taste my bud.

>>72669266
You were probably reading 'the eternity code' which would be a bit confusing if it was your first introduction to the series.
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> american """""people"""""
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>>72669356
i'd say, but don't want to be bullied
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>>72669359
rock kuccer
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>>72669366
What is a CHI
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>>72669406
mock fucker
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Kek I remember reading Hatchet
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Lads I am going to fail my uni computer science course, this is a fact.

How do I break the new to my mum without her being upset?
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>>72669455
I remember that series. Didn't My Side of the Mountain diverge into either hatchet or some other book?
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>>72669450
>Cucks County
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>>72669496
*news
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>>72669496
can you late drop it?
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>>72669530
Losedsor county
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>>72669496
grab her by the pussy before telling her
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I know you guys always enjoy my translations of German newspaper articles concerning US-American issues.
Today I bring you another hard hitting story from one of Germany's most respected papers - the "Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung".

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„The less healthy - the more Trump“

America’s delegates are once again voting over a new healthcare reform.
Still, the new President’s proposal faces harsh critic.
But why is this country having such a hard time with this topic in the first place?

For Europeans it remains a mystery why so many Americans never became friends with the healthcare reform introduced by former US-President Barack Obama („Obamacare“). Seen as no less than a further evolutionary step of civilization, citizens of European welfare states think of public healthcare as a topic that does not require any further fundamental discussion.

Yet the law with which Obama wanted to keep healthcare services affordable has never reached this level of implicitness - in spite of not being able to compete with the level of medical care in Western Europe in the first place, it has always been less.

Now Republicans and the new President of the US, Donald Trump, want to abolish „Obamacare“ for good. Starting in the House of Representatives on Thursday, later on in the Senate.
Trump, gifted with an instinct for the people’s animus, feels instructed to do so by his voters. „It’s a disaster, people, it is a disaster“, he yelled at a crowd in Louisville, Kentucky, not too long ago. The people booed in approval.
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How do I become a merchant marine? Or just a sailor in general
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>>72669599
>Pennsylameia
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>>72669555
Nope. Just regular old fail. I used my 3 late drops last year.
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>>72669646Male, White, Republican
It comes to no surprise: The fees for healthcare insurances have risen dramatically recently.
But even when looking at the whole time since „Obamacare“ was put in the place, the new law has always seen more opponents than advocates, reports Kaiser Foundation, a think-tank of the healthcare industry.
But this attitude saw a sudden change of mind in December of last year after Trump’s election victory when it became clear that the abolition of Obamacare was becoming concrete.

Male, white, between 50 and 64 years old, Republicans and persons with an income ranging between 40000 and 90000USD - those were the groups where one could find the most Obamacare opponents. But even more interesting is another fact: Scientists - in an assignment by „The Economist“ - tried to identify why Donald Trump was able to gather more votes in certain areas than the Republican candidate for US presidency Mitt Romney in the year 2012.

They found a set of public health data that delivered the following link: The worse a district performs in life expectancy, obesity, diabetes, alcoholism and lack of sportiness, the better the election results for Trump were. „The less healthy, the more Trump“ is the exaggerated bottom line one might form from this finding. The wins in those districts have brought Trump, the „Obamacare“ opponent, into the White House.
But it was exactly those people who were meant to benefit the most from the healthcare reform introduced by Obama, writes libertarian healthcare expert Michael Cannon of the think-tank Cato.
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just got back home 2bh
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>>72669435
mejican american
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>>72669656
>cunntnuncticunt
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489991215415.webm
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>>72669603
"Son, why have you disrespected me in such a fashion?"
"My apologies mother, an Argentinian adviser put the idea in my head."
"Strike that though from you mind lest you become corrupt as the Argies have."
"Indeed mother, your wisdom is ever useful to guide my light through these darkened times."

We don't actually talk like this but I wish we did.
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>>72669803
>Amish """"banter""""
pathetic
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>germany tries to politicize cum
>literally thinks posting multi-paragraphs will get us riled up
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>>72669813
And now I have a boner.
Fuck you.
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>>72669654
colleges and trade schools often have some seamanship courses

what state do you live in? hope it's washington or alaska
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>>72669832
>new york lite and new england reject speaks
almost feel bad for "him"
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Isn't it funny how no one complains about the actors in a live action anime adaptation not being "asian" if they use a black actor?

its almost as if they just hate white people...
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>>72669910
TAKE IT BACK
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>>72669871
I live in a state of depression.
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>>72669871
No, but I can move
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>>72669654
WELL I'M ON THE DOWNEASTER ALEXA
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>>72669913
now you're getting it
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What're your thoughts on cute witches?
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>>72669913
batou should unironically be played by a sumo wrestler
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IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW, YOU'LL TAKE A WAY THE BGGEST PART OF ME

OOOHHOOOHOOOO NO, BABY PLEASE DON'T GO
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sometimes i feel like killing myself but then i remember how happy people would be if i did so i live out of spite
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remembered how much billy joel speaks to my soul lads
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>>72669936
make me big boy
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>>72669987
i think you should delete this
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489462967977.webm
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>>72669951
http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/ferries/yourwsf/employment/
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>>72669749
Many Republicans against Trump’s proposal

The refusal and dislike Obamacare is facing is manifold and not always ill-founded. The liberal-conservative faction can not see a public healthcare for (almost) all fitting in their image of America, where every person is the maker of his own fate and only those truly in need find help in form of public spending. Added to that comes the idea that the state would make healthcare services more expensive, worse in quality and takes away the people’s freedom of choice. They had to prove ownership of a healthcare insurance under „Obamacare“ or face a fine. This is one of the central elements of the Democrat’s healthcare reform that Trump wants to see abolished.
Yet important Republican delegates are warning they would not support the Republican alternative, as it adds new claims for the state, they argue. The point at issue for Republicans is the „medicaid“ program and how much of that should be preserved. „Medicaid“ is the 50 year old program that shoulders healthcare of the poor.
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>tfw born just in time to witness the beginning of a scifi dystopia
Not sure how I feel about this buds
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>>72670047
I won't ask again
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>>72670097
>had my volume all the way up
see me after class
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>>72670121
thanks fella, I'm not that other fella, but I'm very interested in moving to washington and being a seaman.
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>>72670121
I wanna sail around the world
Is this just in washington?
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>>72670137
more plastic in her upper body than there is in my recycle bin why do they fucking do this?

is it the kike porn directors convincing them to go see their kike surgeon buddies?

this is why hentai is superior, no destroyed lives except for my own
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>>72669819
and when she turns around you grab her by the arsehole. gotta confuse the family goddamit.
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>>72670228
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>>72668616
i used read these books as kid. i even wrote my own version of Captain Underpants and printed it and then sold to few of my friends
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>>72670125
medicaid would be fine if millions of poor people didn't invade the country over the past few decades under both parties
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>>72670290
>i even wrote my own version
do you still have it?
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snoop dogg is posting neps on twitter
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only 22 posters
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>>72670228
because manchildren love BIG FUCKING TITS

but it's slowly moving towards ass implants as the negroid phenotype is being pushed into mainstream as a beauty ideal
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>>72670290
Post it
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>>72670290
copyright infringement eh

be seeing you real soon pekka
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i think there is a conspiracy to make black people like anime more and then start liking moe so that they stop being violent
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>>72670354
and one of them's a subhuman
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>>72670362
i love big tits they are the best and patrician choice, but not if they are plastic

and she has tons of it in her lips and too
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>>72670135
it's "PLEASE stop bullying me, bucks county"
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Guys why is it that every girl claims to have social anxiety and to be a shut-in?
This girl I know from some 4chan chat group claims to be a huge shut-in and forever alone when she goes out every weekend with friends to get white girl wasted and in the year I've known her She's had 4bfs and 2 fwbs

Hardly the only example of this
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>>72670403
It's not gonna happen, the anime will only make them more violent. I worked with a friend at an anime store, and he always said black people would ALWAYS ask about Berserk. The struggle lives on.
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>>72670403
>tfw I fell for the slice of life meme
you might be right
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>>72670443
manchild
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>>72670194
your welcome, puget sound has pretty high cost of living unfortunately

>>72670223
it's like being a pilot, you need to get a bunch of hours on boats before they let you do other stuff

talked to a guy who was an officer on a freighter that sailed the pacific, he got drunk with his filipino crew a lot
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>>72670317
no. it was so fucking autistic that i feel embarrassed when thinking about it
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>>72670413
t. worthless oxygen thief
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>>72670476
I will be a homeless seaman, this only accelerates my dreams of being crusty
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>>72670461
>This girl I know from some 4chan chat group
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why do I have to leave this country anon kun?~

d-don't you like me anymore?
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>>72670461
>girls
>on 4chan
nice meme
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>>72670461
because tumblr
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>>72670324
https://mobile.twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/844994923363532802
Kek
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is parking a problem where u live? i fuckin hate it. anywhere i go i have to park like 4 or 5 blocks from where im going
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wew haven't lifted in a while

feel like rubber
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>>72670459
brb running to your house

be bent over for me when I get there
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>>72670539
why are you leaving
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>>72668616

Makes me suicidal.
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>>72670476
Sounds so comfy
I wish I could just hop on a boat though and just sail around the world after taking a few classes
Nothings that easy i guess
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>>72670540
when I was in middle school, I knew two thirteen year old girls who acted like huge /b/tards, always talking about boxxy and that. that is like the whole /b/demographic, thirteen year old girls
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>>72670413
that's me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=het1kl-A8qw&t

reminder nothing will ever be as funny as police squad and the movies
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>>72670591
uh uh
yo, listen the fuck up
here I am getting shit from this cut conneticunt
trying to thrust his shaft up my butt
but what this bitch don't know is that I'm packing
2 cold hard cans of amish milk, protein I am not lacking
he comes for the ass but my jugs will give his head a pass
for I may be short enough to be a trap
but bucks is the one who lays traps
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>>72670466
r u black?

>>72670465
i've know some that liked jojo
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This is my uncle Daniel
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>>72670598
prejudice
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>>72670784
why is the air yellow in mexico
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>>72670815
than just postjudice
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>>72670784
why is the water yellow in mexico
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sol is a great genre though
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>>72670784
very nice
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>>72670461
Kek, this is mostly true. I've known one true shut in girl though. She didnt even have a cell phone number
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>>72670784
Literal piss wave
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watamote is real?
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>>72670531
if you bring a tent you can just camp in seattle

>>72670573
there's a bunch of stuff about snow removal, so street parking is weird here

>>72670617
maybe you should join the navy?
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>>72670741
homo
>>72670771
>virginian reading comprehension
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>>72670573
yep, I try to bicycle my way around but I'm almost always forced to drive and park on the other side of the city. Fucking hate this shit so much desu
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>>72670959
I wish, this girl was too depressed though. Couldn't feel love or excitement or anything other than apathy
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>>72670959
yeah but she has a penis
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>>72671009
Another option I've been considering
4years is a big commitment for something I'm only imagining I'd like
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>>72671098
cool. I like to kick it with girls who can 'be one of the guys.'
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>>72671010
oh oh oh
this little scrapper
thinks he can tap ah
bucks gentlemen in dapper
slick gams and a fresh sweater
man look at this little box on botox talking cocks on his own rocks while I'm knocking off his socks pulling him down off his own docks tick tock tick tock you can't block all this so get of my jock cause I'm a buck in speed with strength like kong
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There should be a NHK Watamote crossover that devolves into cooperative suicide
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the english dub for watamote makes it twice as awkward
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Oregon
West Virginia
Kansas
Arizona
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>ME: Andromeda is already 25% off
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>>72671585
always unique
totally interesting
sometimes mysterious
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>>72668616
I don't like the art style. Looks to clean. I always imagined if Captain Underpants were adapted for TV or film it would be animated in a similar style to Beavis and Butthead.
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I hate everyone who isn't of European origin.
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>>72671585
I hope Bioware never recovers
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>>72671771
I think this is genuinely sweet tbqh

I want a third world wife to provide for and cuddle with
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>>72671771
inspired
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>>72671771
This is pretty pathetic desu
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>>72671254
Absolutely exhilarating exchange so far
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>>72671567
2 of those states don't want you. What list is this?

>>72672024
thanks *blushes* I try
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>>72669266
>Staring a series with a random book
Why
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>>72668616
god tier kid book
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>tfw adult acne

it's like i've lived as a subhuman for half of my life so far
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>>72672145
>not getting into the midst of the action and figuring things out on the way
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>>72672167
>American Cheese
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>>72672160
The Koran?
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>>72672116
>2 of those states don't want you.
>What list is this?

How about you get you don't go rifling off incendiary comments before you even know what you're talking about.

Not even gonna tell now.
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>>72672240
thats actually pretty hard book for kids
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>>72670290
Back when I was a kid I wrote a DBZ ripoff where the heirs were spiky hair teens and it revolved around a tournament that took place in our solar system.
My favorite part of writing that story is that I gave the MC an evil side who was a powerful edgelord.
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>>72672298
But it's god tier
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>>72672298
mohammad's got a habit of giving it hard to the kids
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>>72672286
ok.... but you do know that two of those states spas out upon seeing a cali licence plate. just saying
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>>72672309
For anyone who hasn't been keeping up with DBZ, and don't understand the significance, anon is a virgin.
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any legal way out of a lease if your roommate is a dead beat who hasn't worked in 3 months?

Had to pay his share not to get evicted this month, not sure I can afford that again next month
>>
about to start simpsons season 9 lads, what am I in for? season 8 was good but also the place where the tone completely shifted to wackiness.
>>
>>72672359
*drives slowly in the fast lane while shaka brahing people who speed past*

list is my March Madness picks for today.
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gather the nuva symbols and unlock the Bahrag from their cave, and teach that toa of laziness who really runs mata nui
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>>72672398
Is your name on the rent?
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>*moves to another state and complains about why isn't it more like California*
>*starts petitions to remove problematic references to the Bible, God, or historic leaders because I think they're racist*
>*votes for far left politicians*
>*invites more of my friends over so we can make this place more like California*
>*turns the state blue*
Pssssh..........
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Just spaghetti'd EVERYWHERE buds
I submitted a letter to the editor a week ago and the editor called me up today. Was in midfap and was taken off guard and just said thank you when he said who he was and I hung up
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>>72672584
>that crushing feel when your state is too lame for californians to invade
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>>72672615
how does that even make sense
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>>72672659
My mind shuts off when under pressure
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>>72672615
>>72672694
You sound legitimately autistic, anon.
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>>72672705
You're probably right
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>>72672761
Taytay is proof that autism can't hold back true talent.
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Will this country ever get healthcare?
>>
DON'T WANT YOUR PUSSY JUST WANT HEAD
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>>72673019
can you run to the store and get me some more chicken biskits dear
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>>72673197
yes mum
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>>72672761
AMERICAN women look like THAT???

gib greencard
>>
>>72673283
>AMERICAN women look like THAT???

Some do, most do not.
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>>72673283
Taytay is the greatest female human being to ever live
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>>72672584
>*moves to the next state because my policies ruined this one, as well*
nothin personell... hick
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>>72673327
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>>72672891
True
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>>72673283
What is the source of these webms and why is it always the same girl doin the same poses?
>>
>>72673283
She's gonna need a full body wetsuit. It's hardly even spring, the water is still cold.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Q6HCIOIm8
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TayTay thread?
>>
>>72673549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkSz4k9Y4VA
>>
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>>72673599
>>
>JonTron doesn't get to do a voice for his dream game
His channel is fine, but this is heartbreaking. Cuckoldry wins again
>>
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>>72668690
>he doesn't have screencaps of autism test results
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>>72672558
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>>72673444
C L A I R E she's a swimsuit model

nice grill
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>>72673336
>>72673421
>>72673599
reminder
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>>72673684
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>>72668690
>then she then called me a faggot
>>
Why are there always 10 people present during the filming of those unbox therapy videos when it's literally just two cameras and a guy at a table

how much money does that channel make
>>
>>72673444
there's a whole thread of her on wsg
>>
>>72673734
>>72673684
Reply to this post or your entire hard drive gets wiped of anime.
>>
>>72673779
Probably too much. TV shows do the same thing, but at least they have to pay for broadcasting
>>
>>72673779
need people for lighting, boom mics, camera operation, and other stupid things that make a vid look professional
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>>72673684
>>72673734

>no anime today
>no autistic namefags today
>thread is readable

It's almost like that cancer that attracts all the faggots and turbo autists to this general.
>>
took a shower, and now i feel... INVIGORATED
>>
>found random cashmere sweater in my garage
>smells good and is clean
>perfect fit

thanks God?
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>>72673734
>>
>taylor swift posts
>readable
pick 1
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>>72673704
Not gonna happen
>>
>>72673897
literally me
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>>72673636
Do you have more like this
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>>72673965
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DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME
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>>72673989
Did you make these?
>>
why doesn't she always look like this??
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>>72674031
Me :3
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>>72673920
>>
>>72674041
no
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>>72674052
She's always purty
>>
>>72674060
Hey bud
>>
BRUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1u0HJ65g9I
>>
wet hair

best hair
>>
>>72674076
Any more? Where'd you get em?
>>
Taylor swift is not attractive
>>
I genuinely don't understand the dueling mechanics in red dead redemption but i win every time
>>
>>72674126
Just those 2.
/g/ probably
>>
>>72674110
hopefully my dad doesn't get cancer from agent orange in this version
>>
>>72674171
just shoot first
>>
>>72674185
Whatre the 2 bars on the right hand side of the screen for?
>>
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i can't see (you)s don't bother replying to me
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>>72674233
for shooting first
>>
>>72674126
on 4chan
where the fuck else would he get them from
they're not even funny

you're probably the same kind of retard who has those "lulzy" pictures of dreamy landscapes with "i want to kill myself" in semi transparent font somewhere in the back as your desktop background
>>
>>72674246
Download clover you noob
https://github.com/Floens/Clover/releases
>>
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should I buy this? I'm afraid it's gonna be another far cry - and I hate far cry
>>
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>>72674072
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>>72674264
There has to be more to dueling
It cant be this retardedly easy
>>
>>72674301
umm. is this going to install a virus on my macbook pro.
>>
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>>72674353
>>
>>72674359
you can shoot their hand, that's always nice
>>
>>72674345
how about you stop being a kiddo and ditch video games altogether
>>
>>72671094
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>72674423
how about you stop being a zipperhead faggot lmao
>>
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>>72674402
>>
>>72674423
heh, zipperhead
>>
>>72674423
Being a kid is fun
>>
>>72673794
pls no
>>
Should probably stop playing videogames and take my doggo out
>>
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>>72674475
>>
thinking bout goin to see that new movie Life desu lads
>>
>>72674562
i heard it's terrible
>>
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>>72674536
>>
>lads
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>>72674550
>>
>>72674562
doesn't look too good, bud. Looks like a shit Alien rip off.
>>
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>>72674629
>>
>>72674629
>>72674661
Stop it you fucking morons
>>
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well i signed up for the closed beta of communist gook removal simulator.

i'll let you know how it is

so long
>>
>>72674650
>>72674581
Well what else am I gonna see, fuckin' Power Rangers?!
>>
>>72674676
Shut the fuck up
>>
>>72674731
beauty and the beast obv
>>
>>72674731
Red Turtle, Logan, Split, Kong, John Wick 2
>>
>>72674709
It ended like 30 minutes ago
GI won
>>
dayum grrrrrl
>>
$337 on a dollar super bet

making it rain desu. absolutely shrewd I am.
>>
>>72674941
>no ass
>>
Why is it OK to virtually kill each other, to reenact every war and conflict, massacre civilians, do the most perverted kind of things in video games but god beware should any developer ever think of doing a game related to the holocaust.
>>
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>>72674941
>>72674987
Shooped pic
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>>72675006
you can do games related to the holocaust, but only if you virtue signal about how bad it was. no exploring the actual conditions or suffering, just people talking about how bad it was.
>>
Should I have ice cream before dinner
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>>72674987
>>72675058
DAMN GIRL
>>
>>72675118
Ew
>>
>>72674945
>you will never travel back in time with the sports almanac in your pocket
>>
>>72675135
>you will never become a billionaire from that almanac but at the cost of never being able to enjoy sports again because you know every outcome
>>
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I AM THE BULL GOD, I AM FREE
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>>72675284
>enjoying sports
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>>72675354
>not enjoying sports
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>>72675354
>disliking sports

you're missing out
>>
>>72675437
>>72675487
degenerates
>>
Eating cheese puffs rn. Terrible food. No taste, messy, nauseating orange color, no nutritional value, and I can't stop.
>>
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>>72675487
>>72675437
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>>72675543
suck it faggot
>>
>>72675487
do girls really like sports?
>>
>>72675577
yeah cheese puffs don't actually taste like much but I enjoy them anyway
>>
>>72675652
They like the guys who play
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>>72675577
They are part of a balanced breakfast
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>>72675652
of course
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reminder
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>>72675696
only you, sugartits
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_UWLw-yXw
>>
do women even exist?
>>
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>>72676100
Me
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>>72676165
>>72676165
>>72676165

newnewnewnewnew
>>
How DARE you smoke turquoise in my house, you fruity gay a$$ n1gg4?!
>>
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>>72676128
You
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