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cara

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mara

would absolutely KMS if i were a NEET

that being said. I'm off work for the next two days as Im sick, and am absolutely enjoying every minute of just laying around all day.

how do you lot usually fill your days?

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cara

>>72667614
Can feel myself obsessing over this woman

Need to sort myself out haha

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Zohra

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>>72667702
Nothing wrong with it la' x

>>72667689
I've been off for the last two days on annual leave. Done absolutely fuck all; sat browsing the 'chon literally all day mindlessly.

Was NEET for several years before I got this (shit) job. Was close to suicide at the end.

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dara

just found out the dutch king and queen visited here last november
cant for the life of me remember one news story about it

>>72667614

shes amazing

That's the girl who was crushed under a bus in the terror attack

Right?

>>72667747
Literal perfection

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zara

>>72667689
I educate myself. I learn. I absorb. I train. I practice my hobbies. I better myself. The joys of which you will never know because you're too busy making shekels for Mr Goldberg. Now go watch Netflix and wank to your Jew porn you insufferable yank.

so are all NEETs lying about being happy in their current situation?

>>72667689
I have absolutely nothing to do, so nothing. Constantly thinking about things to do, can't think of any

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the Celtic Man will have his day

>erdogan literally wanted to come and campaign here himself but all the big stadiums told him to fuck off
w e w lids

>look up haitiano
>all the mentions are in this shithole
fucking dimwits associating me with this br*tish general

i barely even post here

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>>72667826
>erdogan

>>72667816
get a hobby, doesnt matter what if it interests you and isnt self destructive in its aspects.

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Karla

>>72667841
haitiANO

jajaja haitIANO is in here still mad

>>72667816

read books

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Rorke BTFO

>>72667614
is she famous or just a random slag?

Utterly disgusted by all non-whites*

*this includes Anglos

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do americans really pronounce audi as "oddie"?

>>72667811
Maybe if you were properly educated you would know the difference between a full-stop and a comma.

>>72667884
not really interested in much lol

>>72667915
Yeah this is pretty good advice you're right, when I make the effort to read something I feel good about it

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>>72667921
Random Irish lass

>>72667875
qt

>>72667937
Only gays pronounce it the correct way.

>>72667819
reminds me of that documentary clip where they portray an arma 2 video as actual ira footage from the 80s

>>72667816
>>72667689

watch anime lads it'll sort you right out

>>72667937
well they pronounce hyundai as hunday so I wouldnt put it past them

>>72667937
awdee

>>72667982
never heard anyone pronounce it as anything but owdie

>>72667937
Auw-die is the correct way

>>72667964
post her insta la

>>72667918
and what are those?

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Dara

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>>72667964
Lord have MERCY

>>72667937
ow-dee

Anyone got more pics of asian qt's like this one?
>>72667875

>>72667950
The full stops are fine.

>>72668012
I'd only ever heard "oddie" until my 20s. Closer to "awdee" I suppose.

>>72667937
ow-dee

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Whenever I see a latin american flag I just assume they are posting from something like this, and are the only ones with a computer in town

>>72668031
don't try and steal my gimmick pal, i'm watching you ya irish cunt

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PROVE to me KHALID MASOOD was a PRACTISING Muslim at the EXACT TIME he drove his car into pedestrians and shoved an 8 inch kitchen knife into the policeman

rorke btfo

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I've been working a year now.. waiting for a raise... getting softer.
Every minute I stay in this office, I get weaker, and every minute the NEET squats in his basement, he gets stronger.
Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

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>>72668038
>asian

>>72668070
Same haha

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WOTAN

WOTAN

STRAAAAAAAAAFE ENGLAND

FÜR DIE FEUER

AUF GERMANIEN

>>72668004
lobotomy-tier

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Missing my EX lads

>>72668121
*bombs dresden*

heh... nothin' personell kid

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>>72667964

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PREACH

would probably agree with the so called alt right on most issues but /pol/tards are so embarrassing that I just call myself a nationalist

next western country to have a muslim kill multiple people?

thanks for stepping up lads

>>72668136
Bit rude that mate.

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>>72668121

>>72668004
This. I recommend ナルト !

>>72668174
big irish head

>>72668054
Actually it isn't the fact that you used them terribly, it is the fact that you should have used a semicolon to introduce the list and then a colon to introduce the concluding statement. You have tried to make your writing interesting and have only succeeded in making it difficult to read.

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>>72668174

>>72668182
>le if you stop criticising islam they will stop bombing you

Can't believe she got a prize for saying such shit

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>>72668174
God I love her

>>72668074
Ara now.

>>72668182
Ronnie O'Sullivan?

>>72668248
WHO IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT??

>pros for being a wagecuck
-have money
-can spend money
-don't feel like a piece of shit on the shoe of society
-social skills develop

>cons against being a wagecuck
-have to get up fucking early to do boring shit 5 days a week
-don't have nearly as much free time

>pros to being NEET
-can do whatever, whenever apart from things that require a lot of money
>cons to being NEET
-You waste a lot of time doing trivial shit for no monetary income
-Social skills flush slowly down the toilet

I've been in and out both sides quite often and being a wagecuck IS marginally better.

>>72668248
left > right

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>>72668248
FUCK shes so perfect

>>72668182
>dont say bad things about muslims or you'll force them to violence
cunt should have died when the taliban shot her

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good lass this.

>>72668248
Shagged her and her mate on a night out once.

>>72668284
i only work 4 days, the patrician option

>>72668284
>not being a freelancer
STATE of this runt

>>72668295
>Croatia
Howling

>>72668284
the problem with being a neet is sooner or later you're going to be turfed out on your arse

>>72668319
yeah mate we all believe the biggest autist on /int/ is working 4 days a week and not just some shut-in NEET with cumstained Cara posters and an annoyed mum and dad

>>72668303
>better find room to inject my beliefs into my 140 character condolence message

been here 10 years and still haven't seen a single good looking woman. literally inbreds everywhere.
no wonder so many fags around desu

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>just knocked over my bong

>>72668303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voRgNl1ZpRA

>>72668351
sell the drugs the wagecucks need just to get through the day slaving

>>72668379
Do not stop

>tfw having a long fat shit while a warm shower is running making the bathroom warm

Comfy

>>72668379
they're in a pool shouldn't there hair be wet? Looks like it's just been blow dried

>>72668248

ENC

>>72668379
This is a classic example of an average girl hanging out with an ugly, borderline retarded looking friend in order to make herself look more attractive.

>>72668379
yank give me a source on these pics or I'm going to heem you

>>72668440
which is which though?

>>72668426
>he does the virgin post

>>72668426
They're probably only in the pool to take pretty pictures and act like they're having a good time, just look at how done up they are.

>>72668450
it's her instagram but i'm not giving it to you lmao

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>have to be up at 04:55 (four fifty five AM) for my 08:00 shift at work tomorrow

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>>72668028
Should be able to find her from here

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>>72668476
WHY NOT

>>72668303
proper runt

>girls literally paint their faces for an hour a day in order to go out in public

mad

>>72668496
>that hip to waist ratio
Does things to my willy everytime

GAY LAD
who posted that webm, you could help this guy out: >>>/hm/1525595. Not me, but I remember you posting it here.

>>72668524
>an hour
Takes 15 minutes usually

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>>72668303
>atheist prayers

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490296099120.webm

Hmmmmm

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>>72668549

>>72668569
Please be in London.

>>72668359
think you spend more time of 4chan than me these days

>>72668595
Nonce

anyone else get the shits after drinking more than one redbull?

>>72668499
https://www.instagram.com/arianna_ajtar/?hl=en

>>72668626
redbull makes me sleepy

>>72668608
No soz

>>72668524
Girls need to impress each other. Not men.
It doesn't mean they're lesbians either.
Women also look for partners by proxy - checking out females and judging men by the women they're with.

A guy is simply looking to get it wherever he can, spreading his seed, diversifying his options etc

It’s the woman’s instinct to be more selective since they are the ones who will carry to term and rear children so it’s in their interests to ensure it’s the best it can be, from the best potential mate. The way to gauge that by reaction he gets from other women.

>>72668626
>consuming energy drinks
THIRD EYE SLAMMED SHUT

>>72668595
>all those Korean appropriating my white culture by dyeing their hair blonde

Seething

>>72668626
>drinking actual Red Bull™ rather than Tesco's own Blue Spark

FOB

>>72668680
Tell me Professor, why can't I get a gf?

Devlin King of Grime

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doing a read

>>72668682
only have the two
what does the third eye do?
>>72668698
don't have tesco here

>>72668719
check out beaver towers mate, absolute belter it is

>>72668705
Same advice I'd give to the unemployed. Best way to get one is to already have one.

>>72668646
https://www.instagram.com/georgiatyndall1/

>>72668569
Hey listen, i'm going to give it to you straight.

Name is chet, haha I know typical yank name. But anyway, you seem like a woman who knows what she wants, I'm a man who knows what I want, and thats you.

I make 45k as a high school teacher, I could've made loads more but I care about bettering the world and helping our youth become adults.

Give me one shot, one chance to take you out, and I absolutely GUARANTEE you it will be the greatest night of your life.

I'm a gentleman through and through, I will treat you like the princess that you are. Feel like letting your hair down and just hanging out in sweatpants? Im your guy for that!

Feel like getting all dolled up (trust me I know you'd look stunning), well I'm your guy for that and will take you to a top of the line restaurant and *drum roll please* pay for your bill without expecting sex in return.

Sex is an afterthought, I care about your soul. Give me this shot hon, or I swear you'll be thinking about me a few years down the line wishing you hadn't let me get away.

>>72668626
its affects the thingy in your gut that controls the faeces as the food waste creates them. if it starts not working as expected it allows stuff through that should be sitting around longer before its released to the lower gut, or something. an ex army medic at work explained it to me once.

>>72668783
Not reading any of this honey, sorry

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SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN SUN

>>72668680
I literally never said they did it to impress men. How fucking thick are you, you absolute fucking moron.

Don't respond to me again. I said they do it to go out in public

>>72668789
could've just told you it's the caffeine

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3160254/polands-right-wing-prime-ministes-used-the-brutal-westminster-terrorist-attack-to-justify-her-countrys-refusal-to-take-in-refugees/

Apologize.

doing a cheeky border crossing on euro truck sim

>>72668612
*looks to the first post in the thread*

hm right then, carry on

>>72668843
>the sun attacking the right wing
What

>>72668832
it was part of a larger conversation that included red bull as an example of one thing that caused it amongst others.

absolutely mental that london is 70% muslim

always thought it was like 30%

surprised this sort of thing doesn't happen more often there

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What is it with Europeans and heavy goods vehicles?

>>72668843
>Apologize
FOY

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Excellent series btw, but everything from FH is.

>>72668926
agree
too bad his son is a moron

>>72668941
>moron
FOY

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Also this.

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reckon if a mugger pulled a knife on me I would just let him stab me

not because I value my material crap but there's jut nothing really worth living for

>>72668960
moron isn't a yankism you moron

>>72668983
>gif
fuck off

>>72668941
He literally has no shame now, he keeps publishing """Dune""" novels.

>>72669003
FOY

Absolutely howling at all the rorkes getting shouted down and reported to the police on twitter for their bigotry.

>>72668887
Was she hoping that he'd reverse? Is that how you do suicide over there?

Know a girl that's really uncomfortable with whispering but I don't know if it's because she doesn't like it or because she just doesn't like me being physically close to her.

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no appalachian gf

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>>72669011

>>72669057
That dog is sooo cute

>>72669071
>webm
fuck off

>>72669071
>webm
Get out

>>72668174
Madam Tussaud's are incredible.

hi

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>gif
fuck off

best memory of my life is roadtripping across the US with mates

now work 50ish hours a week with limited vacation days and money I cant spend on anything

All my friends work all the time as well so we only see each other once a week at most

need another king, this queen lark has run its course
someone get onto this asap

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>>72669133
>>72669125
What is wrong with webm? Literally only mobilefags would complain about it.

>>72669146
Their makeup should be a crime desu
>the left one's top
Disgusting

>>72669175
>road trips taking weeks to actually get anywhere decent
FOY

>>72668314
Fingered her outside a disco in Carlow.

>>72669175
have you been to Dorset?

tommy robinson beefing with birmingham's finest grime mc jaykae on twitter

proper howling at this

>>72669203
they're trying to gimmick

>>72669203
gifs are more versatile

>>72668210
DO IT AGAIN, BOMBER HARRIS

>>72669221
>weeks

moron

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>>72669278
Are you implying that people of 4chan ever visit any other websites?

put a fag out on the roof of my mouth

>>72669270
>>72669203
It's a take on an early /brit/ gimmick, you younguns wouldn't get it

>>72669203
It's a shitty old gimmick that they're trying to force back.

>>72669254
>jpg

honestly fuck off

>>72669336
>>72669358
well shit, I've been on 4chan since 2007 but only discovered /brit/ generals recently.

>>72669321
me under her skirt

pulled a fag off til he came in my mouth

spaghetti bolognese tonite
with some parmesan on it hahahahahaha

moron

>>72669336
how do you get "youngun" from what I said? i know the gimmick, i just said they were trying. trying too hard imo.

>>72669378
I bet you wish you didn't discover this shit general.

>>72669401
he sounds a bit gay lad, be careful next time

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>>72669045
It's you lad...it's you

>>72669429
mindless shitposting is literally what I need from time to time

>>72669451
doing a poo haha

Wank!

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Lads I need a pepe head on a transparent backgroung please.
Here is a handmade nationalistic pepe from my country as a token of my gratitude

twot

Are we /brit/?

hundred quid's worth of spirits and mixers in the tesco online grocery shopping basket for monday

>>72669440
Confuses me because she likes me lifting her or draping her legs over mine and all that.

Why is everyone taking things so seriously today on /brit/? Are we all shaken up by the trauma of yesterday?

or are we dancers

there is literally nothing wrong with a sucking a bloke off aslong as he's a good mate

>>72669485
rare

>>72669146
>tfw no brit slag spunktrench gf

>>72669525
fucking hated that song. It made me switch to JPOP

just got the word "wanderlust" tattooed on my foot lads.

will definitely be getting another one as i backpack southeast asia this summer

>>72669485
Seen some rare flags in my time but that's the first time I've seen one I've never heard of before.

>>72669485
You don't exist mate.

>>72669485
>>72669525
My sign is gimmicks,
my hands are sweaty
And I'm on my knees
Looking for the thailad
Are we /brit/, or are we dancers?

broccoli is a really good vegetable. tasty, versatile and highly nutritious

thought blade runner was overrated shite

am i wrong?

grime is a blessing in disguise

>>72669567
I Have "eat pray love" on the left biceps tbqh

>>72669641
no you're right

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>>72669485
>t*rks

>>72669525
Tea all over my keyboard.

>>72669616
>>72669579
tell me this is bait

>>72669684
this is bait

>>72669639
Told the doctor I'm a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli

Tu dê bi hêza ji bo Khosla bidin

Fuck sake give me a pepe head on a transparent bg please. It's important

>>72669684
dont tell me what to do

>>72669579
neck yourself

I hear my scouse brah's got the flag?

regret not going down today now. Anyone got a rundown of how they did it

>>72669717
haha me too!

>>72669720
do you have a dick?

Literally just google it Alan.

>>72669684
this is bait

72669660
Not even surprised

Anyone use Plex with their PS4? does it support MKV files?

>>72669750
need to know this too

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thoughts?

>>72669750
climbed over Mission Impossible style from another building's roof and cut it down after fucking about for the camera

>>72669750
they pulled on a bit of string and the flag came down

>>72669782
Shall
Not
Read
A
Single
Fucking
Word

during the korean war some mad cunt american general wanted to nuke manchuria 50 TIMES to create an irradiated wasteland that china couldn't move it's army through
mental

>>72669750
lmao they actually got it?

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>>72669758
That was no help.

>>72669792
noice

bit jelly though, wanted to a nice trophy for my room

>>72669683
HAHAHAH XD BRITS AND THEIR TEA AM I RIGHT?

me arse goes on the loo when i poo!!!!

haha me football me pubs and me pints

me birds and me willy are are nice

i love uni and slags and hate paying for plastic bags

but in britain its rainy all night!!!!

i love york, love bath, love bristol, hate maths

hate pakis, love kebabs, love curries, but we have no jobs!!

tu bipejirînî

>>72669791
get rid of the green and replace the diagonal lines with dragons. keep red cross.

>>72669791
Too much Wales, if anything just keep the dragon and get rid of the green.

>>72669782
how long does it take for native english speakers to read this boring sentences?

might name my unborn son mohammed, for a laugh

>>72669791
>wales on there


its shit

>>72669851
>>72669843
i like green desu
>>72669855
tl;dr

>>72669821
but why
manchuria is in north east china, nowhere near korea??

>>72669855
No one is going to read it bit I'd estimate a minute and a half

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>ywn be a GI in the Vietnam War and impregnate a qt Vietnamese whore on a night out in Saigon and smuggle her back into America

>>72669855
one (1) minute

>>72669877
*wandered*

Should wales be treated as a separate country? Isn't it literally same shit as England with a thing for sheeps?

whenever i see a pic of sophie turner there is unironically an ~80% chance ill wank after

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>>72669887

>>72669926
>wales
never heard of it

>>72669821
would have also utterly fucked Chinese industry forever

imagine STALKER but in the Manchurian wasteland?

>>72669758
The only transparent one has a hand too. And I can't use photoshop. I'm on mobile.

>>72669877
Poley how close are you to suicide on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>72669949
yeah felt like a mong seconds after clicking post
thought korea was further south for some reason

>>72669855
For me, about 10-20 seconds.
For most of the average posters here I would imagine it would take at least one minute.

ever watch or read anthony bourdains stuff?

been forced into a leccy key lads

not happy about it

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>>72669945

>>72669945
Same. I think it might be because she plays a very chaste, innocent girl in Game of Thrones but in real life the actress is blatantly a right slapper. Something very appealing about that.

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Just took a pic of the bf.

>>72669967
would have destroyed most of china and korea with radiation tbf, 50 fucking bombs

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>He hasn't joined the Kurdish rebels to fight IS


What did you mean by this?

>>72670011
i read a book of his, involved quite a lot of heroin but some quite heroic cooking.

eating a brexit toblerone

not a fan of this 3rd world lifestyle we have cultivated

>>72670032
looks like a chav

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need an elle gf

>>72667875
who the fuck is this

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>>72669754
Yes pic related is me. I'm trying to put a pepe in lieu of the girl, but without a hand and then I will paint her green.

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>>72669979
Will this do? xoxo

>>72670032
Horrible looking, even without those rorke injuries

>>72670059
>>72670059
would be a nice adventure, but I genuinely wouldn't trust the kurd commanders not to callously throw my life away because im just some outsider

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>>72670083
he does not
you dumb nip

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insha'allah

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Bought these.

Thoughts?

it's pakistan day today

Off to the shops in a bit, anyone want anything?

the banjo string is inflamed and throbbing with pain lads

one too many wanks i think

>>72670081
prefer cleaveage over moses red sea boob gap

>>72670151
gonna stamp my muddy shoes all over your nice new white creps blad

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>>72670093
fuck knows

>>72670151
the upper-class nigger

Absolutely guaranteed that my life is worse than anyone else's itt, but I concede that I'm probably not the most depressed itt.

>>72670156
surprise me. x

right then cunt, welcome to britain

Heres a few rules

Tea>Coffee

We smoke fags, we don't fuck them!

We fuck birds, we don't watch them!

We eat CHIPS with our fish, not "fries"

We eat crisps from a bag, not CHIPS

Its Mum, not mom!

Fuck off yanks!!

Its arse, not "ass" you nasally little pricks

Finally, football is our SPORT. Not some sport where black men run around with an egg!!

>>72670161
pics

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>>72667614
Lads, I got a call today which I missed asking for 10 minutes of my time to talk about the results of my job interview. Does this mean I got it?

>>72670161
just snip it out with a pair of scissors

>>72670156
my pride, only if it's on offer cheers

>>72670151
classic crep
have a pair of these i bought over 5 years that are still fresh as fuck

>>72670124
Doubt it they are a pretty small force

>>72670059
>XD le based kurds
fuck them, hope they fuck off back to turkey and iran, they have no claim to northern syria and were introduced there by the ottomans in the 1930s
hope are assad forces them back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuRrcS5C6L0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbYk5yrj10s

camera test 1

(twice in one day)

>>72670206
FOY

>>72670101
Yes it's even better than the thoughtful one. Thanks lad <3

chlamydia test came back all clear lads

NEW THREAD
>>72670273
>>72670273

NEW THREAD

>>72670273

>>>/qa/1174513
>>>/qa/1174513
Wouldn't mind some answers.

>>72670247
inshallah good goy

fuck off back to t*rkey roach

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>fuck them, hope they fuck off back to turkey and iran, they have no claim to northern syria and were introduced there by the ottomans in the 1930s
>hope are assad forces them back

>>72670247
rorkesheed

>>72670264
>(twice in one day)
He's finally cracked!

not line but cue

MOVE ON
>>72670273
>>72670273
>>72670273

>>72670156
't

Business idea: halve the quality/quantity of a product, loudly proclaim that the product is now shit and blame it on brexit, which will have the double effect of both dramatically saving production costs AND opening up 2 new markets: remain customers, eager to have their nightmarish predictions about brexit confirmed, and people who are curious to see if it really is now as shit as you're saying