How do i immigrate to Germany???

1. Go to Germany

>>72665661
like the rest of your fellow tribesmen.

Step one: Claim asylum and say you are a supporter of democracy and Deniz Gücel and therefore Erdogan wants to put you into torture jail

Step two: Marry a woman with german passport

Done.

>>72665661
Step 1.
Come here
Step 2.
Stay

>>72667172
>>72665795
does this work for americans
I want to be a german septic tank pumper, but I don't want to learn your silly language

>>72669468
Of course, having to learn German in Germany would be racist and xenophobic.

Why don't you want come to Finland bro?

>>72669468
Jamal

>>72669614
Finland sounds nice, you have accepted english as the defacto language of your nation?

>>72669468
Funny. If you are non-white you could actually do this.
Unfortunatly, as long as you are a straight white male you need to learn the language to have a normal life here.
Only speaking english is a very good way to cherrypick the smart Germans tho.

>>72665661
Why only you? Take your family, cousins, uncles, aunts etc with you. Marry and have as many kids as possible.

>>72669655
Nope, my name is as german as they come, but I don't want to learn dieing languages.

>>72669857
ok
you win,
so what is the best website for looking at multi-family (apartment buildings / block units) in germany.

Majority of listings should provide financials, like this.

http://www.loopnet.com/Listing/20235692/2631-N-Mississippi-Ave-Portland-OR/

>>72665795

How easy is for a immigrant to get a german wife in a scale of 1 to 10 for t*rks, africans, asians, argentines and russians?

>>72669902
What´s your surname?

>>72669902
>dieing (sic)
nice meme :)

>>72670033
variation of speilmann
my family is scotts/english
Getting my UK passport in 6 months, after I make my DUI dissapear

>>72669852
What is defacto language

>>72670110
A language I can use in a contract and enforce in court

I am Greek.

>>72670020
>>72670105
Nice,
I will try to find good Information.
wait a few minutes.

>>72670031
Just go for the fat ones.

>>72665661
You emigrate to Germany.

>>72670105
http://www.athome.de/rent/Apartment

https://www.internations.org/germany-expats/guide/16031-housing-accommodation/renting-an-apartment-in-germany-16022

https://www.internations.org/germany-expats/guide/16031-housing-accommodation

https://www.tempoflat.de/welcome/

https://www.sublet.com/state_rentals/germany_rentals.asp

I think these here are some good websites in english to find an apartement

>>72670978
ment for
>>72670020

>>72670978
misscommunication here

I wanted to read about the financials of owning an apartment complex

Not being a renter

Here we have something called capitalization rate (cap rate) Net Operating Income / Sales price

it is 2.5% in the best areas (NYC, SF) and 15% in Cincinnati, Texas waste land, and Detroit.

Basically tells someone how much cashflow you can expect from the property

I have heard being a slumlord in Eastern Germany is quite profitable

>>72665661
if you're from the first world
1) be young
2) be whatever
and you're good to go

if you're from Turkey or some other next eleven country
1) work hard and have a professional proficiency in some business, probably it related
2) make them invite you
that's the only way you'd be able to live there in peace otherwise people would look down upon you ALL THE TIME.
And also another very important thing, if you're fluent in english, always talk in english whenever you can. Otherwise they'll just think you're another Kanacke who wasnt even able to learn German. And you'll probably take a looong time to get to the native level

Coming from a Turkish guy who had a short term job in Germany and travelled a lot

>>72671157
http://www.brantstone.com/property/category/germany/multi-family

something like this?

>>72671785
>http://www.brantstone.com/property/category/germany/multi-family

yeah, but german

I have seen this one before, he pushes investment visas via commercial property

There is probably a website in german selling to germans.

How does poor people housing in germany work?

Does the german government own the housing projects, or is private investors that are paid by german government?

>>72670152
Yes, almost everyone understands it

>>72672125
so post your equivalent of zillow and loopnet please.

Examples:

http://www.loopnet.com/Listing/20210734/1716-1726-121st-St-SE-Everett-WA/

https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/WA/house_type/38482327_zpid/59_rid/100000-325000_price/378-1230_mp/globalrelevanceex_sort/48.372672,-121.457978,47.614495,-122.934266_rect/9_zm/
http://www.loopnet.com/Listing/20210734/1716-1726-121st-St-SE-Everett-WA/

>>72671956
Sorry man. My knowledge stops here.
I wish you good luck tho.

>>72672867
this is why you guys lost WW2

>>72671656
Passive/Active investor usually works too, if your prepared to buy a McDonalds or 7-11 franchise.

>>72669468
>>72669857
Just get a stupid haircut like the military and people will assume you don't speak the language.

>>72665661
FUCK OFF! We're full!

>>72673038
woah easy man.