/vocaroo/ thread

Terrible thread. Sad.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ug83io6RtC

did I pronounce motive right??

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@72663657
shan't

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Pretty good thread honestly.

>>72663744
yea motive sounded pretty good except your V sounded a bit soft almost like an F

the biggest thing i noticed was how you pronounced tirade. it should be "ti" as in neck"tie"

>>72663517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SdYUZiBnCb

>>72663767
do you ever worry your parents might get onto your computer and see your vast folders of black women, starlets, and arabs?

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>>72663950
thanks for the critique, i'll work on that
is there any other things i have to work on?

>>72664244
I'm more worried about the trap porn to be honest.

>>72663517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WcP9xv0YhJ

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>>72664219
never change, please

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>>72664332

>>72664756
Thanks.

Anything more to be read ?
Give anything : italian, serbian, slovak, english, catalan, german, dutch, double dutch...

>>72664451
a bit flimsy desu. your natural american accent peaked in and out

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>>72665159

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>tfw puny american flushing pressure
>tfw massive american supersized shit
>tfw plushy extra-ply toilet paper
>tfw useless plunger
>tfw broken toilet flapper
>tfw shitwater overflowing
>tfw using a kool-aid pitcher to remove some of the shitwater from toilet bowl
>tfw pouring it into the bathtub
>tfw bathtub now littered with tiny pieces of shit and decomposing toilet paper

>>72665585
/r/equesting this be read

Higher difficulty level English, picky any

1) The Colonel's obstreperous squirrel was an apocryphal member of the Worcestershire choir
2 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
3) The sixth sick Sheik's sixth sheep is sick
4) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

>>72665845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WMZKWX41K9

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RlSPlettl8
sum bolish for ya:

Moja kariera zaczęła się dwa dni temu,
kiedy wpier******* słoik dżemu.
Nie wiedziałem nic o tym nigdy, nie,
lecz ten dżem zadziałał mnie
w głowie.
Na bemowie,
kiedy wsiadałem do samolotu
widziałem parę dzikich kotów.
Wyskoczyły za mną i zaczęły grać,
a ja na to im - idźcie spać.
Wymyśliłem i użyłem,
i stworzyłem to, co marzyłem.
Miałem wszystko, lecz nic nie mam,
ale to powstanie jakaś wielka wena.
Z tego nic nie będzie, choć powstanie.
Jeden powie, drugi na nie
powie jedno słowo, co ja wiem
i nie będzie wokół żadnych ściem.
To jest dobre,
bo życie się rozciąga
i wena jest King Konga.

>>72666182
you genuinely sound black

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>>72666434

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vyFaXwZN0w

>>72666686
this is the text: Fy fan vad jag hatar svenska tjejer. Degenererade jävla horor som bara bedrar och ljuger. Det enda dom bryr sig om är sig själva och sin jävla "lycka" vilket innebär en lina från en pundares kuk eller varför inte resa in till ghettot. Jag gillar faktiskt terroristerna för dom dödar iallafall bort skräpet, nbögarna, från samhället. Hell fucking Seger.

I'll post some french.

>Selon le département de la Défense, moins d'un tiers des jeunes Américains sont aptes à s'engager dans l'armée. Les deux tiers restants ne rempliraient pas les conditions nécessaires ou rateraient les tests d'entrée s'ils les passaient.
>Parmi les 34 millions d'Américains et Américaines entre 17 et 24 ans, seuls 29% sont aptes, selon les estimations du Pentagone rapportées par The Wall Street Journal (WSJ). En cause? L'obésité, le manque de diplômes, des condamnations en justice, ou même les tatouages et "écarteurs" d'oreille.
>Seuls 1% des jeunes Américains "remplissent les critères et sont à la fois enclins" à s'engager dans l'armée, estime le major-général Allen W. Batschelet, en charge du recrutement de l'armée américaine.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zGdkjRwIX1

did an attempt at OPs text.

>tfw it sounds much better in your head

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s01o1inKjH72

>>72669898
Nice to hear from you.

>>72670709
Shitposting is no longer my raison d'etre but it is always nice to exercise the voice

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someone post something in spanish please

>>72667800
>this text again
Fucking lol

>>72671552
I'll keep posting it until someone reads it.

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>>72665585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13S86ioPcqS

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>>72663517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qlWDUHoZ56

bemp

>>72664249
other american here, these are my thoughts:

I think your "o" sound (as in Tommy Robinson) could be longer. Think of making a wider shape with your mouth (tahhmmy rahhbinson). Same thing with the a's. In "has", (at least as an american), it's the long "a" sound. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KUiov8_uEo).

Keep grinding buddy.