>tfw failed my TV licence test again
>>72661665
>TV licence test
is that a gimmick from some surrealist short novel?
>>72661746
it's real lad, just paid it off now so i don't life in prison for watching tv.
>tfw fucked my tv licence instructor and cheated it
I only passed on my 3rd try
Passed it first time
Just use your brain retards
>>72661665
Why dont you britons make is a favor and post questions or some more detailed information about that thing?
Whener i tell anybody about
>brits have to pass test to watch tv
they dont believe me and google is as usable for this case as american in restaurant.
>>72661665
Why do Brits need a TV license?
>Failed the "Soaps and Sitcoms" section by 2 points
>Can't apply for a retake for 3 months
>>72662326
>failed my microwave license test Agian
>>72662357
>failing the easiest section
retard
Do you have to pay for cable too?
>>72662273
i think its just bullcrap, they can't be that retarded in the west
>>72662430
They sent a man round to put a blocker on me telly. I can't watch anything with a Laughs Per Minute rating of 5 or above.
>I didn't welcome the refugees at the local gay pride parade led by Justin Trudeau.
Is it a telegraphist 's test?
Morse code or something?
>>72662516
At least you have a housing licence
>>72662682
getting a housing licence is nothing compared to a car licence. Can't count how many times I've failed the bridge section
>>72662839
Now i get it. Do you also have food licence?
>failed my cuckshed test again
>>72662908
>food licence?
Don't be ridiculous.
>tfw i failed to calibrate my power outlets so my electricity bills went up by 150%
>>72662908
>food licence
haha americans could need this :D
>>72662908
>food licence
what are you on about you absolute mentalist
>>72662908
First-worldlers won't understand this legacy of communism, my comrade.
>raised my heels during squatting test
>tfw a bobby caught me waving a butterknife around in my kitchen and confiscated my knife licence
>>72662326
They don't have guns so they kill people with TVs.
>>72661938
I hope you had a fucking licence
>>72663300
>failed my fucking licence
ffs lads this is the third time this week
>tfw failed the border crossing again lads
>>72663490
Border crossing licence test*
>tfw failed the being happy test again
>>72662377
what is a tv related death
>>72663628
>tfw failed the gf application test
Never going to pass this am I
>>72663939
Just lie on it, it worked for me and now I have qt gf
>>72663966
I don't think you get the humour of the thread.