You wake up in Stalin's Russia
>wake up
>kill myself
so this is the so called tolere-
>>72659265
I join the Red Army
>>72659265
Marry a qt Russian and work for MI5
>>72659265
>You wake up in Stalin's Russia
I get gulaged or executed as an American spy.
>>72659265
Glory to tovarish Stalin!
>>72659265
Ohhh... ok, where's my gulag, tovarisch Stalin?
>>72659265
Yeah whatever I didn't like my life anyway. Maybe if I whould sing himn of USSR they didn't GULAG'd me.
Work for mother russia
of course
>>72659265
>rape qt lollies that nkvd adjutants delivers to my dacha
>shoot myself few seconds before gommunist comrades came to arrest me