The attacks yesterday were a direct result of Brexit alienating key members of the modern British society. We need another referendum.
fuck anime
did a poo, might do a wank later
Why does it seem like poundland only employ the dregs of society?
>Third victim just announced as American, Richard Cochran
So not only a yank, but a plastic paddy yank oh my days
>>72657784
who is this qt
she looks retarded and helpless
bit hungry
>>72657844
Kurt Cochran* dunno where I got Richard from haha
Nina North lads
>>72657768
>Foto: Federico Gambarini
Where was this taken?
>>72657861
Is it cause he was a dick hahaha Dick COCKran hahaha oh deary me
>>72657861
probably from the unspoken law that all yanks are dicks
>>72657857
Stacey Dooley
You pretty much just described her documentaries
are we all in here?
lads, my gf quit fb because her friend tagged other people in something but not her and has started actually emailing me memes and stuff and is angry that I didn't reply... who even checks their email? Starting to regret buying into the gf meme
>>72657910
no, the other one
>>72657888
Germany during that carnival thing in Dusseldorf
>>72657922
let me have her
>>72657897
the girl that gets triggered in Luton?
the same girl that gets triggered in Japan because anime porn?
would do her doggy style, desu
doing a grouch
>thread wars
>>72657977
It's literally just the OP in the other thread bumping it
i really would like to become a physicist of some sort but i'm too old and too dumb to do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HtHHchg508
Will we ever see Europe like this again?
nice and sunny out
>>72657988
untrue
all the brits are in that thread and the yanks and JFs are here
someone make a note to link the other lad's thread when this one's hit the bump limit so he doesn't get too butthurt
>>72658031
>>72658031
There's 4 posters there and one of them is a JF who made one post
Fuck off you runt and accept you posted second
We're in here
>>72657769
>>72657769
>>72657769
>>72657769
>>72657897
Christ she has aged terribly. She used to be qt.
what you getting for Mother's Day?
Thread posted first is the thread we use. As God intended.
>>72658120
probably nothing since I am not a mother
>>72657957
the very same
what's the name of that big bloke with the burn on his head in game of thrones again?
Bit sick of this Meghan Markle slag
>>72658138
fuck off pedantic cunt
>>72658120
A Kew gardens 50p for her collection.
Seventy five damn quid on ebay.
>>72658105
>>72658065
nice try
>>72658120
ill give her a hug
whats a good price for lsd? is it true it shows up in piss tests forever?
>>72658120
wont be getting anything
will be giving the mum some flowers cards choccies n sheit tho
>>72658152
nevermind found it
please don't give me (You)s, i don't want them
>>72658216
so you'll be getting them from a shop first
#londonistansobrave
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39365218/inspiring-quotes-on-the-london-underground-after-westminster-attack
>>72658253
im thinking moonpig, im at uni and they do mothers day delivery but it's a fiver tho
>>72658258
ah yes, risk your life worker ant for the capitalist machine.
>>72658281
*extra fiver
total can get expensive, like 30, 40 quid but it's yer maw
>>72658193
is this a french meal deal
>>72658258
*draws in chalk on the sidewalk*
take that isis
>>72658281
have it delivered the day before, not a huge problem
>tfw so dissociated that terrorism doesnt even scare me any more
HA, nice try isis
watching labyrinth
had completely forgotten how big bowies bollocks were, christ alive. how did those pants get the ok
Think I just found the love of my life
Do NOT insult her appearance or call her a lesbian
>>72658312
UNDERWATARR SQUAHH
england prevails
>>72657922
>jewbook
fuck off bluepilled twat
shes too good for you
imagine being such a brain dead non-sentient animated corpse that you see this and think "wow... maybe it's not so bad after all"
>>72658370
not sure if mannish girl or girlish boy
looks lesbian anyway
>>72658207
used to pay around 20€ but that was years ago.
>>72658370
tranny fo sho
>>72657897
Fucking hell I thought that was a 50 year old woman in the thumbnail.
>>72657922
tell her to deliver said memes via post
>>72658444
20 euros per tab or what? don't know how it's divvied up
>>72658408
i have to check my email every 30 mins now, fine if she doesn't want to use fb but nobody can pretend emails are a viable alternative. Choosing to not use fb is social suicide
>>72657922
tell her to use whatsapp or something instead of being an old cunt
almost forgot about mother's day haha
wonder if my mum hates me haha
>>72658483
20 euros a tab is exorbitant. idiot got scammed. good quality lsd is £5-10 a hit
>>72658370
A manface like that defo isnt lesbo
>>72658370
uggo lesbo m8
>>72658421
Genuinely no idea where they're getting this afraid thing from, who the fuck would be afraid?
It's being said so much it really makes it look like they are all afraid
>>72658539
wish you'd never been born
English women can't resist the BIC (big irish cock)
>>72658541
this. used to cost £3-£5 when i was at college. literally the cheapest thing you could get fucked on.
>>72658432
>>72658446
>>72658543
Still probably won't accept my superlike ahahaha
>Melbourne man 'slaughtered' wife in front of children over desire to join Islamic State, prosecution says
hmmm....
yes....
melbourne...
having a burrito that i wrote "penis" on with a sharpie
hope the ink doesn't kill me (but in a way i kind of hope it does)
why don't just put the EU president to a vote and elect a celebrity like Alan Sugar?
>>72658566
post feet pls
>Tfw cant find a boy to be qt trapgf to
>>72658492
>Choosing to not use fb is social suicide
>>72658580
never superlike lad. puts too much pressure on.
>tfw you have very cute feet for a boy and also you're bisexual with a foot fetish
wat do?
>cheapest flowers are like £25
fuck off
mom died 15 years ago
>>72658655
what
cheapest flowers in tesco are like £5. pretty sure asda do it for £2-3. just don't go for big bunches in fancy wrapping.
>>72658541
>>72658579
must be nice being a drug addict in a big city.
>>72658541
hmmm alright. Is it poor form to haggle with a dealer? I already buy study drugs from him so we have a little bit of rapport
>>72658655
go and pick some from the forest
>>72658628
I had used up all my regular likes
Mega mega white thing. Mega mega white thing
>WAAAAAAH 4 DEAD
>talk to them about the dead children after a us airstrike yesterday on a school
>lolwat
>>72658706
>he lives near a forest
ALRIGHT, MILLIONAIRE
>>72658612
post pics x
normies arent actually bad
it's the insecure subnormies who put others down for not being social enough that are the most obnoxious
>>72658738
just northern hun x
>>72658120
Giving her my virginity.
>>WAAAAAAH 4 DEAD
>>talk to them about the dead children after a us airstrike yesterday on a school
>>lolwat
>>72658698
buy online
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>72658738
>he doesn't live near a forest
alright rasheed
>>72658603
here is a picture of it (not that anyone cares)
!! 72658728 !!
This W*lsh cunt would say anything for a bit of attention. Well, you're not getting any. No (You)s for you.
>>72658746
foy
>>72658690
>taking acid in a grey grimy noisy city
what a waste
>>72658728
mad how you don't give a shit about syria until there's an attack in europe and you use syria to get lefty approval
real head scratcher that one
>he's here
>>72657824
bit gay
morrigan from dragon age is my favourite fictional character of all time
and yes that includes rorschach from dc comics
wait kev is welsh
>>72658825
look how long i been postng this jpeg
idiot
>>72658802
you have ugly plates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IB15T1LYiY
apparently wheeler dealers is a massive show? had no idea
>>72658698
do not haggle, either pay the price or go elsewhere. No dealer has ever appreciated being haggled with, the price you are told has been predetermined and even if you do get it cheaper, chances are they now hate you and will fuck you around given half the chance
>>72658739
Why?
thought we was Irish
>>72658862
God, she is fucking ugly. Her nose takes up most of her face. Imagine what your kids would look like if you fucked her
>>72658876
i know, but my mum insisted on getting them because they were used once for a wedding and then never used again so she got them for cheap
can't even put the fucking things in the microwave because they have gold trimming
>>72658862
always see this girl posted
can you give us her name ta x
ahhh yes the royal air force is just flattening syrian residential areas
excellent use of our precision guided munitions imo
hope they get a decent video of them flattening an orphanage next
*blocks your path*
>>72658913
rija
>>72658912
do it anyway, you literal platecuck
>>72658894
Irish people are at a funeral today.
A footballer died.
>>72658870
>doesnt keep up to date on syria (thinks britain is striking populated areas and that britain is in any way significant in the war)
>pretends to care about syria when the victims of terrorism are white europeans
it's just creepy how you go out of your way to go "heh.... i don't give a shit about whitey dying.... i care about *frantically googles 'syria updates'* uhh... the mosque that got bombed by the FSA
FUCK Britain and the British
>>72658903
wrong
>>72658892
because you just said you're a qt x
honestly dont care about about dead syrians hundreds of miles away. saying you do is pure virtue signalling.
>>72658945
ah yes i'll just burn my house down while i'm at it
:3
desu racial whitening works if done correctly and indians can be pretty good looking
>Ultra-orthodox Jews believed it was a sin to report allegations of child sexual abuse to the police, and shunned those who did, a royal commission has heard.
hmm
>>72657768
>paki at the back
Couldn't write it
>>72659000
mate, you deffo wouldn't make chad kids with that woman
>>72658903
>Imagine what your kids would look like if you fucked her
eating a piece and egg
>>72659004
Im a tranny. Why would i ever be qt?
>>72658922
>burgers fire 3,4 million dollar missles at $200 drones with a few grenades strapped to it
could be worse
>>72658963
literally besides the point
>>72658802
looks like a leper's arm desu
>>72659030
t. bruce the platecuck
>>72659030
it'll just spark a bit, but the gold will go over time and it'll look shit
dont do it with metal though
>>72659061
you dont know that
>>72659067
Zayn doesn't count. His mother's white and father's paki. I haven't seen any pics of his father, but I'm assuming his nose doesn't make up more than 70% of his face because Zayn's nose is normal
need a paki gf
wish there was decent paki porn
Sara and Tom's profile pictures are merging
how queer
platecuck wanker loves his fucking plates
>>72659083
no it's not, thats your ENTIRE point, the whole reason you posted that is to wank yourself off about how little you care about terror attacks in europe because something bad happened in syria
do you honestly think that the average syrian would be extremely concerned about terrorism happening on the other side of the world?
fat cunt
>>72659071
b-but you said you were a qt
>>72659104
Gold is metal...
>>72659129
do not want to have to think about that tiny rat head again
>>72659143
>i base my arguments on assumptions
>>72659176
good goy keep believing that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNLChNgeW2M
>LEG UNITS
>ENGAGE DANCE MOVEMENT
strewth mates, when I'm doin a barbie for wozza and the lads I always bring out the gold edged plates so they think I'm not such a digusting abo mongrel, afterwards I like to huff some petrol.
over the past few months my gp and i have become mates
would be a bit weird at this point to get him to stick his finger up my bum wouldnt it?
Do not give a shit, a single shit, about London.
LICKDICKI ON DAMAGE CONTROL
LICKDICKI GETTING BTFO
LICKDICKI FAILING IN HIS ARGUMENT
any of you watch vlogs? none that are too normie-tier. they kind of make me want to stop being a bum and do something interesting with my life
Eating the potato mash. Made some gravy for it as well, but messed up a bit after adding more flour after i made the roux. but it's good still. x
>>72659174
Others say i am, but i know if i post a pic it would be stupid
>>72659236
nah it's fine because he's not really your friend, he's just grooming you a bit so you'll come to a bring-a-runt party he's been invited to.
>>72659187
ah yes im sure people in pakistan who have to worry about a carbomb on every street corner were extremely interested in the paris attacks and it recieved massive worldwide coverage
no, no, everyone cares about whitey, but evil whitey doesn't care about anyone else
>>72659236
>would be a bit weird at this point to get him to stick his finger up my bum wouldnt it?
Idk man he's your grandpa
LOL
>>72659067
NEED a zayn bf
he'd be the bottom in the relationship tho
>>72659239
i wish i had memes made about me
pretending to be a gp in this shithole aussie hospital lads, soon enough i reckon they're going to let me finger boy bums
dont care about race mixing if the women are hot
>>72659347
fitizen?
>>72659306
we're given the opportunity to care
check your privilages
>remember that absurdly catchy "If this ain't love" song with Sophie Eliis-Bextor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syOK6zmpOe0
>do a bit of research
Cristiano Spiller (born 3 April 1975) is an Italian electronic music DJ and record producer. He is best known for his 2000 single, "Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)", featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor. The song reached number-one in the UK, Australia, Ireland, and New Zealand.[1] It sold over two million copies and was the first song to be played on an iPod.[2]
>this Italian guy was 25 when he became a world-famous DJ
ffs
>>72659347
post face
>>72659369
nah
>>72659347
Shitizen?
3"willy lad?
dicklets say what
any breeders here? ill crush you
>>72659329
listening and creasing
>>72659371
think you're baiting arent you tubster
what year do you think we're in? do you think there's not internet in turkey, pakistan, syria?
Maybe people care more about things that happen close to them. Difficult for you to grasp I know as none of the people close to you care about you
>>72659379
never heard of it
>>72659418
savage
>>72659341
>bottom
>not being verse masterrace and wrestling to fuck each other
lmao
>>72659379
heard of it
>>72659418
>i don't need to check my privilege because they also have internet
wew
>>72659434
holy shit a talking newborn
>>72659312
he's only 7 years older than me
>>72659380
why
even 190kg runt didnt do that
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMezwtB1oCU
>>72659465
not even making arguments now are you fatboy
think we're done x
>>72659481
me doing the percussion
REEEEEEEE I GOT BANNED FROM /POL/ FOR 3 DAYS FOR POSTING A RISK THREAD
going to have a 'press
Fucking cager nearly ran over me the other day. Was holding a cup of coffee in my hand too and I nearly slipped and snot myself
>>72659512
love to hear percussion
>>72659304
this was a pretty laboured post
>>72659501
i refuse to go down your level
take your hollow victory
we should all meet up and just jerk off together
was driving piss drunk through direland the other day, you should've seen those cycucks scatter
got a kiwi in the office
he says ey a lot
is this normal kiwi behaviour or is he defective
Feel lonely hahaha what am i like?
>>72659567
got a m8 i do this with sometimes. quite fun desu. no homo.
>>72659559
>i refuse to go down to your level of thinking things through and would rather just let my white guilt decide what i think
ah yes, welsh """intellectuals"""
>i refuse to go down your level
>take your hollow victory
>>72659584
ey choice bruz
>i refuse to go down your level
>take your hollow victory
>I 'dorapost obvious 'dora bait
>>72659608
>i refuse to look past race and enlighten myself about the effects of British imperialism
*cranks that*
>>72658728
nobody cares about your pet browns
>because the british empire existed 100 years ago you aren't allowed to care when someone murders random civilians in your capital
imagine being this castrated
unironically dont know the order of the months lads
Jan-Feb-??????????????-Aug-Sep-Oct-Nov-Dec
>hate tripfags
>hate rorke
so conflicted
>hey did you hear about what happened in london? awful that innit
>UMMM ACTUALLY THE US KILLED PEOPLE IN AN AIRSTRIKE YESTERDAY?!?!??!?!? SO *FUCK* WHITEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR0PwnURKh8
Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man
>>72659730
i still have to do that little song to remember sometimes
january
february
march-april-may
june, july (birds in the sky)
august september
october november
december
australia is the second most developed country in the world and yet we still have a reputation for being a rinky dink wasteland for some reason
>>72659858
because you're 90% desert, living in a nice house in a desert isn't that great
think I've decided to do a Masters in Art Curating
>>72659830
dont even get me started on the days of each month either
don't know any of them except from february has 28
and even then sometimes it doesnt
wish we'd sort the calendar out desu
>>72659876
i've never even seen a desert in real life
>>72659765
you silly billy with all your capital letters and made up quotes. very silly.
>>72659858
>second most developed country in the world
which is the first?
north korea?
>>72659906
that's because your eyes have been burned out due to the massive hole in the ozone layer
>>72659756
at least im a decent person
just 'dora the 'dora post
>>72659644
pls explain ey
>>72659913
hee hee ya caught me ;) x
>>72659930
remember when you claimed you fucked a pornstar hahahaha
then you went on literally a 3 hour rant about how much you hate women hahahaha
"good person"
>>72659930
only bad people think this
>>72659951
'pornstar'
no she has a video on a porn site
baka
@72659930
attention seeking wanker tripping for no reason other than you like the attention
haha
>rorke
>>72659927
i, along with almost all australians, live in a subtropical climate with humidity and palm trees and shit
>>72659959
underrated post
>>72659897
i sing the song for that one in my head every time someone asks haha
>>72659981
interesting how that logic isn't applied to trannies and the like
99% of the UK is really nice
>>72659999
no you live in a nuclear hellscape mad max world x
they've started locking the public toilets at my local park at night
now where am i supposed to do a cheeky midnight shit when i've run out of bog roll?
>>rorke
>>72660034
scotland is quite a lot more than 1% of the uk mate
>>72659981
got a m8 who's a mussie, albeit one who drinks and likes pork and doesn't really care for the religion. this attack business really pisses him off, he gets a lot of shit over it. feel a bit sorry for him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3jR_9oW3Lk
what happened to the meme powerhouse that was /tv/?
>>72660053
genuinely aren't public toilet in aus just begging for some 3 foot tall spider to crawl up your arse hole?
>>72660062
fuck off scotland sucks
>>72660059
this image is actually me, i was doing a cosplay of trilby from yahtzee's adventure game series
proud to be inducted into the 'dora hall of fame
>>72660071
clatter him for me mate
cheers
Bored, what do lads
>>72660096
that was the joke pal, you said 99% is nice, implying 1% is not nice, i said scotland is more than 1% :)
Dropped all of my toast on the floor. Now I just feel sad. Music for this feel?
>>72660133
should be renamed to scatland because it's poo
hohoho
>>72660133
always have to explain jokes to burgers, it's fucking painful.
>replying with racism when i said to respect syria as well
>>72660165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD1cxSE25ck
>>72660169
whatever happened to accepting religion is fucking bad ey
>>72660071
hes an invader and you make friends with him
wimp
anyone ever been to those music festivals on mainland europe
>yfw we are putting political correctness and peoples feelings before our own safety and well being
In 50 years time I hope we will look back at our time and think what utter idiots we are.
>>72660169
Everybody knows it does, that excuse can only work a limited amount of times, fucking bare wastemans
dont reply to fat boy (note: this applies to both yanks and lickdicki)
>>72660263
in 50 years time white brits will be a small majority mate
>>72660262
fingered a dutch girl behind a windmill at one
any Sydney man in
>>72660257
he's in a cool band. top lad desu
>>72660262
yeah, been to Tomorrowland
lots of sexual interaction occurred
>>72660297
thats exactly what the left wants
>>72660071
>got a muslims mate who isn't actually a muslim
wow thanks. what a great post.
don't care
>>72660363
how does that happen when you're pilled up to your eye balls?
can't type nigger sincerely without feeling a pang of guilt
>>72660333
2204 checking in
>fingered a dutch girl behind a windmill at one
post autistic things you do
i draw the chemical formulas of the drugs i get prescribed on the bottle or box they come in
pic related, bonus points if you know what this drug is
>>72660262
quite want to go to that one with death grips in spain
>a muslim in a band
so playing music is allowed, but listening to it is harem?? or do they only do nasheeds or whatever the fuck you call 'em?
>>72660412
posh cunt
>>72660440
dont know what meds they prescribe to no-hope runts
getting a bit riled up over politics again lads
tends to happen after an attack
trying to get my mind off it
>i draw the chemical formulas of the drugs i get prescribed on the bottle or box they come in
>>72660442
who the fuck are death grips
>>72660263
you realise this decade 7 people have died in this country because of terrorism ye?
stop being scared
>>72658728
this is called "virtue signalling" and the reason nobody responds positively to it is because it appears you're just trying to feel morally superior.
whether or not you actually care about a bombed school in syria, bringing up some percieved "greater tragedy" in the face of a national tragedy doesn't provoke deeper thought in others, they just make a conscious effort not to speak to you about things like this in the future. your head is too far up your own arse, so to speak.
>>72660262
want to go to dominator
>>72660440
bit weird ey
>>72660405
I wasn't going near E and only took a couple of tabs throughout the whole thing, not everybody is completely yoked and people are mad for sex, so it's pretty easy
just make sure you use condoms even for BJs unless you want an STD
>>72660386
that was sort of the point of the post lad. second sentence does the big reveal if you can make it that far.
>>72660511
sziget looks nice
all of europe's degenerates all packed inside an island in hungary
>>72660521
you sound like a right drip 2bh.
ATTACKER NAMED AS KHALID MASOOD
DEFINITELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ISLAM
>>72660595
He was called John Smith from Yorkshire m8 Reddit already confirmed it
>>72660467
since it's clear no one's going to guess, it's diazepam, which i am now going to take a hefty dose of to knock myself out
goodnight twats
>>72660595
stop shouting lad yeah?
Give me attention lads.
giz attention
>>72660632
good night ey
>US JETS BOMB A SCHOOL
>RECENT EVENTS ARE DEFINITELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IMPERIALISM
>born in Kent
don't care
>>72660413
might be in Marrickville tomorrow night for a dance lad
/brit/ is a tripfag general
youve had your 5 minutes of (you) baiting no one cares any more fuck off 190
how did this 190cm man not grow past age 18 mentally??
ethioPEEa
dont get it
got a date of sorts on sunday lads. now for 3 days of crushing anxiety aha
>>72660749
his endocrine system is very damaged
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome
>>72660749
because he is like 18
>>72660772
>date
FOY
>>72660790
Good lad. We need to stop Aussie shitcunts making /brit/ generals.