/brit/

anime

first

racist=chav idiot

First for being first.

>>72655490
Are you cute?

doing a poo and then having a wee and then initiating a wank

had 2 microwave meals in my life and I ate 3 bites of each before throwing them out
don't know how people can eat them unironically

business idea: if you dont give me exactly what i want, ill become angry and blow some stuff up and that'll be YOUR fault

>>72655505
*sniiiiiiifff* unghhh poo poo

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>the french

got a headache from the anger i have for the world and my circumstance lads

>>72655518
Irish diaspora pls

anyone else notice that songs that are immediately appealing get boring quickly while songs that take some getting used to almost never get boring?

>>72655502
Haven't got a girlfriend so that should answer it.
Was wearing a shawl today though, and thought myself quite cute with it.

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>be car cuck in london
>get bombed

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Catholics literally

>worship dead people and call them "saints"

>worship Mary

>pretend Christ wanted Peter to create the Papacy

>thinks the Pope is infallible

>thinks God "works in mysterious ways"

>kisses the feet of people who think Muhammad was greater than Jesus

I've never made a more consistent link than the link between watching Twitch streams and being a total fucking numale.

Give me (You)s or moosey gets it

There are British people in London? One of the victims was Spanish.

annoyed at myself for wanking so quickly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbHoNfqZQ_4
What a chap

>>72655533
I'm leaving, but I genuinely did wish that my contribution here not be cancerous. Asked a question at first, but not thought to answer it so there.

>the americans

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>>72655518
fuck off ir*sh

>>72655552
>what are Intercessionary prayers?

>being arrogant enough to approach G-d directly but still pretending you're humble
wtf

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the welsh powerhouse

>>72655546
how did this make sense in your mind

it was a bloke in a car who ran people over, do you think you wouldve survived on your little two wheels and a bit of aluminium?

Do you lads want to hear a joke?

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>>72655597

>>72655610
sure

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IM GONNA HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL YOU GIVE ME (YOU)S

>>72655610
who's there?

Business idea: Francis and Elizabeth Two square go

>>72655611
Ade-das

>>72655619
the irish economy

British in Spain here. Sorry for my English, I'm Welsh.

>>72655585
>not approaching Jesus directly even though he made Himself a poor carpenter who walked around talking to everyone, even little children

>thinking you have to do some special ritual

>>72655619
France.

>>72655537
yes

>IS claims it was behind attack

quelle surprise

>>72655649
i'll have a taco with extra cheese please m8

>>72655610
Want one from me?

Based Frog film
Sorry for bad English, Welsh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa7Lt9-9n_4

>>72655679

Wtf, tacos are Amerifats therefore Anglo.

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>terrorist attack happens in england
>french still die

>>72655683
I'm assuming posting in the first place was the joke.

>>72655661
arrogant to the extreme

stick to making a billion dollars, giving a penny to charity and thinking you made a difference to society

>>72655674
I think you might be deranged my good chap.

Anyways,
>little England's first teenage rebellion against daddy France
Isn't your country supposed to be a 1000 years old?

>>72655706
What was Cicero's last name?

Attacker British-born. Those working in the NHS and police force not British born. What have we learned? Decency doesn't have a nationality.

>>72655708
>stick to making a billion dollars, giving a penny to charity and thinking you made a difference to society
literally 99.9% of catholics

just realised that spain and mexico are basically the spanish counterpart britain and america

wonder if they have a "special relationship"

>>72655552
Nobody cares you autistic yank

>>72655742
nah we give our benes away to poorer people

>>72655740
wtf?
i love the EU now

>>72655708

Reminder that in the Middle-Ages, entire nations were taxed 10-30% by the "Church"

Catholics weren't even allowed to read the Bible by themselves. Once people started reading it for themselves, then they all switched over to Protestantism

>>72655749
>just realised that spain and mexico are basically the spanish counterpart britain and jamaica

Fixed. We have nothing in common except the language.

protestants are selfish cunts
the only explanation for their work ethic is to make other people jealous /feel bad about their misfortune since you admit you aren't changing anything by doing good deeds

been taking multivitamins

not sure if i'm growing stronger

>>72655749
only the english speaking world has this level of camaraderie, everyone else hates or at the very least dislikes their colonies/former colonialists

>>72655814
been taking them for a while
dont feel better but afraid that if i stop ill start feeling much worse

>>72655794
yeah but they're your biggest former colony and are more populous and relevant than you

>>72655791
just as well since we do more for the poor than any of you

>>72655791
>Catholics weren't even allowed to read the Bible by themselves.
What are you on about? They were, thought it'd have been in Latin. Are Proddies too dim-witted to know Latin?

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>London Eye STILL under lockdown
>one-capsule pictured with inhabitants waist-deep in a mixture of urine, poo and tears

when will the madness end?

got a cat

her name is moffat

she had a moffat meal

with her moffat mouth

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Hmm

>the pope is too elitist
>create own church and become even more elitist while depriving common people of all good things
wd

>>72655556
He attacked a popular tourist spot

>>72655814
of course they do goy
also dont forget to eat only non gmo organic food and drink the most expensive mineral water

>one 'sheed in my primary school and his mum made sure he didn't watch the Queen Mother's funeral like everyone else in school.
It was at this point I knew I hated 'sheeds.

>>72655842
That's because you are the poor lmao. Runtish Catholic states like Mexico or Ireland are poor.

Protestants like UK, Scandinavia America, and Germany are rich because Jesus blesses them

>>72655849
Only a Priest could read it

Once the printing press was invented, it was all over for Catholics

>>72655831
>yeah but they're your biggest former colony and are more populous and relevant than you

True. So... it's the spanish counterpart britain and india

>>72655912
Good lad tbqh, though for the wrong reasons probably

Republic when?

>>72655897
wonder how long until they can test out the new 'giney

>>72655927
Exactly. All the best parts of NI? Protestant.

>>72655909
i mean it's only a quid for a couple month's worth of vitamins

also post fucking machines

>>72655864
requesting pic

How do you know which branch of Christianity is the best and right for you?

There's so many fucking denominations

>>72655929
honestly cannot think of a single difference between mexico and spain other than that spanish cuisine has more fish in it or something

>>72655898
Lets not continue to divide Christianity.
It's what they want.

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>>72655931
Umm mate don't think they'll be having sex

>>72655930
Literally never, ponce

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Well this is disappointing, after the time he took I was expecting a massive bomb of a shitpost.

Guess his son attacking Khan is good enough.

>>72655966
Your parents are the smartest beings you will ever chance upon. Choose the one your parents have.

And if your parents don't share the same one, then they're denomination-traitors, and you're a religion mutt, and ought to kill yourself.

>>72655997
>Guess his son attacking Khan is good enough.
link?

>>72655997
>She is strong and doing very well

lmao what an odd thing to say rather than making a comment about the victims or their families

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Making good progress with minoxidil. Had barely ANY facial hair a couple months ago and now its filling in everywhere. My moustache is now completely full but that isn't a huge surprise as my grandfather has had a shit hot moustache all his life.

Obviously it still looks scruffy as fuck and I'm gonna shave tonight but to say most people don't even see new hairs growing until 2-3 months in I'm happy so far.

>>72656012
This

The French nation was basically ruled by the Pope for 1,000 years.

If you're French,you may as well stay Catholic, lest your ancestors look like even bigger fools

>>72656021
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/03/23/donald-trump-jr-london-mayor-sadiq-khan/99525480/

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My parents were Catholics and both me and my sister became Protestants in our teens

>>72655676
tbf ISIS would probably claim it was them who pushed me mam down the stairs

>>72655952
That's not true though

Want my willy in a girl

parents are both atheists and i'm halfway to becoming a christian

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is it actually necessary to have a black tie at a funeral?

my mum said I could have any colour I wanted so I got a pink one

>>72656092
nonce

>>72656032
Good jaw lad. Laughable fuzz though.

>>72656035
>ruled by the Pope for 1,000 years.
Heh, we forced him to reside in Avignon for a hundred or so years. He merely is but our puppet.

But yeah, why betray tradition, if not in the name than to feel unique about yourself?

Besides, there are more Catholics churches here anyways.

>>72656023
I think they're both trying way too hard to give off a Reagan-Thatcher vibe desu

Want my willy in a guy

>>72656098
It is expected of you to wear black, i would consider pink to be disrespectful unless she died of cancer or something

>>72656012
My parents are both atheists.

>>72655969

I believe you. Some month ago I met Australian girl and I show her a pic of me in the French Riviera. She told me something like "Oh, I did not know France had a beach."

parents were both non-denominational casual christians and i'm an agnostic theist

impractical jokers is funny

dad died of colon cancer so i wore a brown tie

>>72656113
If I was Italian I'd probably be a proud Catholic desu

>>72656160
Yeah i love it

>>72656149
so is portugal like your new zealand then?

>>72656075
Yes it is. West of the bann has always been a shithole

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Cat runs like a horse, purrs like a bird, sometimes looks like a tiny bear.

>>72656113
Thanks and to say I only had a handful of hairs on my face 2 months ago I'm not complaining.

This shit has made people go from full on baby face to mountain man in 6 months. Only catch is that you have to have the actually hair follicles in the first place.

going to be thinking of /brit/ when i do my atheist prayer today x

deport all first and second generation pakis

>>72656149
>"Oh, I did not know France had a beach."
We do? The banks of the Seine she means?

>>72656172
Italians hate the Church's legacy though. They litterally emprisoned the pope when their nation was born.

Guess America strikes again.

>>72656160
Unironically enjoyable. Shouldn't be but it is.

>>72656055
Thought it was going to actually be offensive or insulting. Your ministers are a bunch of babies.

>>72656189
>oppression creates poverty
Woooaaahhhh

Now that Catholics can hold jobs and own houses, almost every Catholic area has become just as well off as it's Protestant neighbours

The O'neils are the best part about North Ireland.

As long as my O'neil blood is in me, we will always be loyalist

You know something's dogshit when people describe it as 'comfy'

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>>72655552
Catholics are literally pagans

>>72656199
this comment is racist, sexist, and homophobic

delete it at once before i report you to the unacceptable behaviour division of the british police

Ah yes, the so-called islamic state

>>72656220
>ministers
no just a Paki mayor elected by Pakis, nothing to do with British or English people or the national government desu

>>72656185

Portugal and Spain are like Serbia and Kosovo. Portugal is Spain but Portuguese people are not Spaniards, as Kosovo is Serbia but Kosovars are not Serbians.

>>72656225
It's O'Neill you silly yank, and it's a majority Catholic family-name

Stop talking about shit you don't know anything about it. Hate when yanks do this

>>72656201
They always come crawling back. Just like when the Atheist tried to destroy Notre Dame that one time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTwkbTUpsgg
I mean If you come back from the colonies you should have a native as a right hand man.
A native American who knew Kung fu and was a bit wolfy in the full moon. Why the fuck not?

>>72656195
>mountain man
*nods respectfully towards you*

Promise me though that if ever the beard should come not to suit your face, that you'll rid yourself of it. See way too many faggots wearing eards because they think it's manly, when they'd be much better without it.

cunts couldent have fucking blown up merkel instead, no just go fucking stab a police officer with a butter knife then get fucking shot.


fucking mudslimes

>>72656195
you have a good jaw facial hair is for people without it

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>>72655987

>>72656251
No shit. It's what makes it inherently european.

Protestantism is just judaism + jesus

>>72656279
>Atheist tried to destroy Notre Dame that one time
Quasimodo?

>>72656259
so are they butthurt with an inferiority complex like kiwis are then?

i heard northern portugal has some weird traditions involving scary masks and shit

>>72656266
He's a loyalist so hes better than the majority of i*eland

australia seems comfy

>>72656297
Bible literally says Jews are chosen people

ah yes let's make somebody who voted remain PM after the previous PM resigned due to his support of remain and expect Brexit to be a smooth and quick process

feel like watching hot fuzz now

>>72656333
Prince of Wales hospital in Sydney is one migthy fine hospital there.

Exhausted from peeling one potato.

>>72656337
Old testament is just a compilation of jewish fairytales.

>>72656222
>Le oppression meme
Hasn't been a real thing for a long time mate, and before you go ballistic, no, denying spending tax payer money on an Irish language bill is not oppression.

>>72656352
the skin is the most nutritious part

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>>72656313

have to take drugs to be able to function normally

>>72656309
>The Cult of Reason (French: Culte de la Raison)[note 1] was France's first established state sponsored atheistic religion, intended as a replacement for Roman Catholicism during the French Revolution.[1][2][

>The largest ceremony of all was at the cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris. The Christian altar was dismantled and an altar to Liberty was installed and the inscription "To Philosophy" was carved in stone over the cathedral's doors.[4]

>Attacker was British-born
WHO GIVES A FUCK

>>72656382
its not as if Spain paid for its roads either. all EU funded.

>>72656363
You don't believe in Adam and Ever?

>>72656391
if anything this proves even ones born here are unable to integrate

First time I hear the voice of Theresa May. She have man voice.

>>72656372
But i want to make cheesy mash...

why do brits like to drive cars into the french? do they get some sort of pleasure out of it?

MORE CULTURAL ENRICHMENT LADS!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo

>>72656383
Haha same, what ones?

>>72656389
>The Christian altar was dismantled and an altar to Liberty was installed
Eh, goes hand in hand with what they did in Vendée.

>>72656286
I do but I just want to see how I look with one. If not then it will probably be just some stubble.

I don't like being clean shaven. Makes me feel like a kid

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>>72656419
Just a little

>>72656402

As European you are free to use it. Opss...

>>72656370
The Troubles only ended 19 years ago you silly bastard. Catholics were stopped from owning houses, stopped from voting, "policed" by an entirely Protestant-Loyalist police force and gerrymandering was commonplace. This is undeniable, lefties might have devalued the word, but oppression is what it was.

>HE WAS BRITISH BORN WHY IS IMMIGRATION BEING DISCUSSED
>IMMIGRANTS ARE VERY WELL INTEGRATED THANK YOU VERY MUCH RACIST

>>72656436
So what have you been using? Something like Regaine?

>>72656457
Haha good fuck taigs.

>>72656464
just lefties trying to divide the issue of islam into lots of little pockets of debate so nothing gets solved.

>>72656445
Don't call us yuropean, you sweaty nonce.

*tposes and slides towards you aggressively*

>>72656475
Yeah we'll see how the referendum goes shall we? Can't wait to kick you fuckers back to Britain and bathe in your butthurt

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>british born


Got ya there heh

>>72656508
>he doesnt know mi5 will just rig it

>>72656474
Exactly, but their is an off-brand called Kirkland which according to pretty much everybody is just as good as they both contain 5% minxoidil.

I was paying £23.99 for 1 month of Regaine but I found 6 months of Kirkland on Ebay for £25...No brainer really

>>72656523
NI costs money to maintain, absolutely no reason for them to want us in the Union

>>72656502

Fuck off. I really hope you die soon.

How fucked are you if you cant find a job straight out of uni?

>>72656508
What referendum? Even if there was one people wouldn't vote for a united Ireland, not even all Catholics support it sweetie

>>72656570
We'll see x

>>72656549
As a jf your opinion means very little to me.

>>72656549
>Fastest growing economy in the G7


you're country is the one dying spic

>>72656464
has literally nothing to do with immigration lad

>>72656535
Cheers for that. Just bought my first can of Regaine for the old receder and was wondering if everyone was seriously spending £25 a month on this stuff

>>72655897
what a pair of runts
said somewhere he is a furry too


>that receding hairline on the woman

HOWLING

Everyone is so horrific and brave, that MP who gave CPR to a stabbed copper should be promoted to king or some shit.

>>72656548
Belfast has the third highest GDP per capita

>>72656564
Depends if you mean job or career.

A career pays a livable wage, allows you to get an Audi A3 in black on a PCP finance agreement and you can start saving for the deposit on a Barratt new-build from day one.

A job is a call centre droid position which will pay shit wages and allow you as much financial freedom as you would have being unemployed (which is to say none whatsoever).

If you don't have a career position lined up when leaving uni you'll still be able to get a job but jobs suck massive dick.

>article #189213792 about how Trump's presidency is going to bring punk/rock music back
ahhhh yes

>>72656644
GDP is a meme and you know it. NI costs the UK money, that's all that matters to th em

>>72656457
You're a little messed up lad. People owned houses. Gerrymandering was a thing, UDR and RUC were awkward. You missed internment. That was a biggie. White Christians getting slaughtered by their brothers was also troublesome.

>>72656603

Wtf, I was talking about you, not about your country lol.

>>72656032
can't imagine being so insecure to visit the doctor for vanity products like this

>every single person on BBC saying the same thing
>unbiased
Ahhh yes

>>72656667
idgaf tbqh spicco

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>>72656594
>jf

What?

>>72656657
If you're a minority will that let you get a career via these retarded minority quotas?

>>72656663
>implying Ireland could manage

>>72656636
why are they treated any different to paramedics who do this day in day out? holly dickhead fawning over some attention-seeking gimp because he was involved.

>>72656676
As far as I know Minoxidil is an over the counter medication.

I don't think its pathetic if that's what people want and that's what will make them happy. Some men want a beard, some men want more hair, some want to be taller, some want a bigger cock and so on.

>>72656701
fuck off jf

>>72655704
delet please

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lads

>>72656745
atleast 90% of men would choose to be taller with a bigger cock if given the option

TERRORIST ATTACKS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY, RIGHT /b/ROS?!

EPIC FOR THE WIN! HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG LOL

doing a poo

>>72656663
Honestly a lot of it is probably image. The perception is if Scotland or NI leave, the UK appears to be declining/finished. Regardless of the economic reality, the country would be getting smaller and it wouldn't speak to the strength of whatever was left. The markets wouldn't like it (more uncertainty)

>>72656689
they're hardly going to have an argument on air are they lad

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sjw strikes again

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>>72655997
>she is strong and doing well
what the fuck?

>>72656798
boring cunt

>>72656782
me below the elbow

>international terrorism
international terrorism
>international terrorism
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>international terrorism
international terrorism
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international terrorism
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international terrorism
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international terrorism
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international terrorism
>international terrorism
international terrorism
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international terrorism
>international terrorism
international terrorism
>international terrorism
international terrorism

It's Islamic terrorism.

>Loads of MPs sat in parliament and talked a load of rhetoric about carrying on and not being defeated
Haha terrorism BTFO again how will ISIS recover?

>>72656798
The edgy /b/ humor of years past was actually kind of funny because it was apolitical

Now it's all Gamergate children LARPing as Nazis

>>72656701
Get fucked, jf cunt.

>>72656714
Ireland had a higher standard of living than Brits.
There is a wealth disparity in the UK Ireland doesn't have. The UK is wealthier. Most Brits just don't live on the top. Ireland is white as the driven snow too.

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Reckon Tim was probably quite the jokester before he went over the edge

>>72656464
Islam is the cancer and immigration brings islam, simple really

>>72656812
the monitor and target muslims because they're downloading terrorist shit and plotting away

she's a mong if she thinks the police just track every single muslim by default

>>72656843
>The edgy /b/ humor of years past was actually kind of funny until it started offending me
ftfy

>>72656406
It's a jewish fairytale.
As a catholic I believe in evolution.

>>72656826
Should really be so-called international because the so-called nation behind it is only so-called.

Might write to Ofcom to complain about this actually.

>>72656098
You should wear mourning dress, so a black morning suit with a black tie

>>72656812
I'm glad that these people have their true feelings out there. A quick google search and you will know to avoid them.

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>Battlefield needs a 10 gig update
Excellent. Terrific. Fantastic. Marvellous.

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>>72656799
here's the poo i did, there were two plops and they both splashed my arse

i think the other half disappeared down the u-bend

>>72656881
>ftfy
the ledditor reveals himself

Ok I'm gonna boil the potatoes now.

>>72656877
The bantmaster.

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>>72656812

https://twitter.com/bazingapunk1508/status/844900401824567296

>>72656920
Why does that fucking game force me to update my drivers every day?

>>72656921
not a good poo

I was literally in London for the car attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. Looking back you could see and hear people yelling and pushing forward then suddenly people were running. I started running just because I heard the screams, I didn't even know the car was coming at first. We were just running down the road but pretty soon you could actually hear the car, like you could hear the engine and then the thumps as it made contact. By this point it was loud as fuck and I was running as fast as I could but some fat fuck in front of me decked it and I went down with her. On the pavement I turned over and I could see the car coming towards me and the police were already firing shots by this point into the windscreen but it was still moving forward. I genuinely thought I was going to die then and there and I just closed my eyes. The car was still going under inertia and it rolled right up to me. As the 20 tonnes of steel and glass bore down upon me I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonisingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs.

doing an uncomfortable poo

>>72656988
you took existing pasta and edited it to make it shit and unfunny. very impressive.

>crowd funding to raise £100,000 to keith palmer's family
>mp call for him to be given posthumous recognition

Why? Money isn't going to help his family and they'll get an insurance pay out anyway, And what does he deserve recognition for?

This country is full of fannies.

>>72656980
i know, i've had some sharp pains in my colon today and those dark spots are a bit of a concern, hope i don't have bowel cancer

>>72657017
that money should be spent on deporting all muslims desu

>>72657020
i hope you do

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>Lohan11
tim wanks to lindsay lohan lmao

>>72656943
doesn't originate from Reddit but please do keep pretending everybody that isn't some soft whiny cunt is from another site

>using edgy humour on 4chan means you're Reddit
literally what the fuck

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Do you think the victims and their families are all jolly?

This is just part of the parcel living in london!

Carry on folks, nothing to see here

>>72657017
He gave his life for his country Maybe you fucking paki nigger

I bet that none of you can convince me to have a wank

>>72656999
really makes you think eh

Got a massive craving for a victoria sponge so I went to the shop, spent £6 (!!!) on one and there's bloody full on actual raspberries in it

I like raspberries but it don't work within in a victoria sponge mate!!!!

>>72656958
Ouch, all that edge.

>>72657053
I puked in my mouth a little bit
don't give a fuck about the victims but this is the most Reddit thing I have ever seen and was probably done by a Paki to boot

Need to get up in 6 hours for work and dad's watching the socceroos on his loud TV about 5 metres away

What are you doin dad

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>>72657057

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not a fan of this proposal for a second referendum

>>72657055
Lel. he was an armed copper that got stabbed to death before he could actually do anything of note. He didn't sacrifice himself, he was put down like a mug.

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>>72656999
Quality virtue signalling there. Pro-muslim, anti-white, anti-brit and muslims are a race, ah yes very good

>>72657114
knowing you can have sex with girls like this really ruins the wankability to them unless you know them desu

>>72657114
saggy chebs

Had a dream I was in Germany and almost died in a terror attack

>>72656966
nice

>>72657053
haha just keep murdering us do you think that'll make us sad hahaha nice try terrorists

>>72657144
>those tits
>saggy

You're actually so clueless hahahahaha

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>Daeshe

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>>72655704
check the french thread RIGHT NOW

they're crying

>>72657140
>knowing you can have sex with girls like this
how handsome are you? big dick?

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>yuo will neber debeat demogracy xDDDD

>>72657173
one of my favourite doras

>>72657194
No French died though.

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APOLOGISE

>>72656999
Behold, king cuck.

>>72657231
>3000
wow its fucking nothing

N E E D

Y O U

O U T

O F

B U S I N E S S

S U N S H I N E

>BREAKING NEWS: Man arrested after trying to drive a car into a crowd on a busy shopping street in Antwerp
Ahhhhhhhhhhh YES

>>72657231
How come they don't wear the old style hats outside of London anymore?

>>72657231
>cockburn

>>72657231
glad to see each mosque in london rose 1 pound each, good lads

>>72657231
>got to mention that he's a Moose limb

>>72657114
>Fake tits

I accidentally uninstalled my Battlefield game.

When I re-install it will my save still be there or will I have to replay the game?

>>72657282
HOWLING

>>72657231
literally the least they can do

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>>72657282

>>72657282
screeching and howling

>>72657290
nope.

>>72657282

VERY good leaf

>>72657252
>>72657298
that's 3000 quid more than you lot have contributed

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>>72657282

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>>72657270
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39369202

>it's real

The London loving runts on here have gone very quiet over the last two days.

>>72657199
bout a 7/10

dicks about 6 inches, but ofc that means girls think it's actually about 8 cos most of them haven't a fucking clue haha

>>72657326
i dont insist on belonging to a militarised paedophile-worshipping death-cult.

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>>72657282

>>72657271
they do

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having a nice sunbathe

toasty 9 degrees up north it is

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>i dont insist on belonging to a militarised paedophile-worshipping death-cult.

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>>72657282
1 fanny to the man with the leaf

>>72657270


i don't get this story, how can you fail to do this? you just drive. were people not injured?

skinny runt

>>72657390

>png

fuck off

>>72657341
Religion of peace you see.

>>72657436
>reddit spacing
fuck off

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guarantee he thinks he looks like this

>>72657461
i'm sticking to the original formula you uppity redditor cretin

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>fat kid I used to go to school with and has a big head is dating a muslim girl
>see him whine every terrorist attack that 'my girlfriend is a muslim but she doesn't blow people up'

>>72657489
i literally invented the gimmick.

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woah, woah, woah
is tim a kike?
>Jewish Camping - Blue Star Camps, Jewish Summer Camps

>>72657436
>autist who never leaves the house

>>72657505
She blows his cock though

*audience laughs*

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>move to london from australia
>make less than your average Australian
>pay more in living costs than your average Australian

why would anyone do such a thing

hi

>>72657505
if he's that whiny then it seems she doesn't blow him either

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>Europeans using the American definition of liberal because of /pol/

what do you call words that you already knew but heard again recently so you start using them a lot?

>>72657542
words

>>72657509
then you should appreciate me for bearing your legacy so accurately

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nasa is building some really far out there stuff lads

reckon we'll transcend the 4th dimension soon

>>72657541
In that sense just replace liberal/democrat with Socialist progressive.

don't even acknowledge it

>>72657556
omg lmao

>>72657562
well i've updated the gimmick format to reflect contemporary posting styles.

>>72657523
wouldn't mind doing a bit of bartending in london, i hear it's a rite of passage for most australians

DO NOT

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reminder

>>72657578
looks like the inside of me fleshlight

preparing to engage
3..
2..
1..
*fires*
>>72657599
hey

not prejudice against muslims I meet by default. Will treat them like anyone else

don't like islam though and think its an objectively shit ideology

>>72657601
fair enough, i'll make a note of it

>>72657616
ancient meme

>>72657606
i read that as

>wouldn't mind getting run over

P.S only runts with no direction go and bartend in l*ndon

>>72657512
So that's why he really didn't like the mudshit dentist.

Someone needs to ask his opinion on fucking machines.

the only muslim i've ever met was actually an indian

>>72657629
That's fine by me :)