/brit/

of course they're not afraid. everyone made sure to broadcast their prayers for the victims and changed their facebook profile pic to a union jack so that solved the terrorist problem.

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*sees you have gotten through my team effortlessly with well-placed and timed grenade throws*

*uses my only air strike on you anyway, knocking you into the water and cheaply winning the game*

Some absolute morons on here. London attack was absolute evil but when I see people writing stuff like "people who voted remain, their blood is on your hands, traitor". Mentioning no names but people with this mentality are really no better than the terrorists they despise

about fucking time

now to make this cracker of a post i've been saving

>>72653401
>wagecucks

howling

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Logan was capekino. I can't explain why.

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the gee eff doing a bit of stitching

Best Strayan film since something to do with rabbits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB4ERbk0EVY

but we ARE afraid to do anything about Muslims

kony 2012

>>72653438
*throws banana bomb*

>>72653437
me the bird being an owl

>>72653401
>breaking news: some office rats go to work the day after a policeman got stabbed
The Daily Mail really is a meaningless waste of fucking bandwidth isn't it

reckon I might have herpes but I won't bet getting tested

>>72653438
http://www.hedgewars.org/

You're welcome

>>72653477
>something to do with rabbits
what

>>72653475
>tfw no medieval gf

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Thoughts?

>>72653492
technically everyone has herpes.

wonder if north koreans have seen gangnam style

i bet if they had they'd see how much fun capitalism can be

>>72653521
proofs??

>>72653506
bit gay

>>72653506
not entirely sure what possesses people to do that. are they secretly gay or something?

defended my citadel in medieval 2 against 6 fully stacked crusading armies

killed so many thousands, including the pope himself and about European princes.
Now I will seek my vengeance for the wrongs I have suffered.

>>72653541
you should have been there.. a proper hat tipper

wonder if north koreans have seen shanghai nights 2

i bet if they saw how rambunctious jackie chan was theyd see how fun their chinese backed government is

>>72653555
Rasheed

>>72653521
mum and dad get cold sores all the time but I've never had one.

>>72653438
*throws holy hand grenade*

haha

"halllllllleeuuujahhhh"

*BOOM*

whoa...dude...

>>72653496
cheers thailad

>>72653583
https://youtu.be/u1Y_Pw_TtFo

It's better than the original at this point.

>>72653541
>>72653568
twat is talking to himself

I love to fart, it's so effortless and satisfying

>>72653498
Rabbit proof fence. Culture Jesus..

might light up a good old faggington if you catch my drift

So tired
Having a kip

>>72653620
Nonce

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absolute state of r/unitedkingdom lads

>>72653618
i'm very prudish about farting and get offended by fart jokes

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I roll the fastest egg roll in the entire west

>>72653531
>Worldwide rates of either HSV-1 or HSV-2 are between 60% and 95% in adults. HSV-1 is usually acquired during childhood. Rates of both increase as people age. Rates of HSV-1 are between 70% and 80% in populations of low socioeconomic status and 40% to 60% in populations of improved socioeconomic status.

ok maybe not everyone but most people.

>>72653577
genetics plays a big part in it from my understanding. i guess whatever makes you not get them skipped the generation before you.

>>72653613
>>>72653541 (You)
>>>72653568
>twat is talking to himself

errrrr

>>72653666
checked

>people seriously spending 50% of their day earning money for their boss' 3rd luxury apartment

howling

>>72653663
cold sores freak

>>72653666
>>72653677
nice

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Huh this completely changed my mind

>>72653571
I'm playing as england

basically spend the first half of my campaign being a good catholic boi and never starting any wars with fellow christians, even won 2 crusades myself.

Then after france initated war with me and I crushed them everyone got jelly as fuck and started turning on me. Milan invaded me like 10 times, and even though I was defending myself from invasion the pope was like "cease hostilities"

so I get excommunicated and literally every single catholic faction turns against me. I've soaked up the best they can collectively throw at me and now I'm sending an elite army to shit all over the milanese fuckers

>>72653677
>>72653666
tell me your secrets

>>72653642
Night my beautiful angel xx sweet dreams

>>72653691
I once took my m8's kitkat out of his lunch box and blamed someone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REV2tgDnsYI

anyone know what 0:27 is a reference to?

>>72653689
post map

>>72653644
the fuck did I get nonce for?

>>72653462
Logan was fucking shite. It was the same as every other Marvel film except we skip the bit where we see the main character get superpowers and instead start at the part where he resents his powers and has to redeem himself. That and he swore in front of a child so it's a mature work now

>>72653720
gays

>>72653689
Hated how immensely incompetent every faction in that game is.

There is no existential threat. You spend the majority of the game being a colossal power rolling over minor annoyances. I stop playing when its clear I'm the strongest faction in the game.

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>>72653650
let me guess, they're defending the attacker

>read facebook comments when the Independent first broke the story
>All the highest rated comments basically Hurr durr it was probably a right wing extremist but he won't be called a terrorist
>turns out it's another muzzie
kek

>>72653729
'nce

>>72653720
gay district

>>72653713
is that a euphemism for anal sex

gunna get some noodles i fink

>>72653738
did not realise castro was a homophobe

aren't latino men famously gay as fuck?

ETHAN BRADBERRY

>>72653739
Is EU4 any harder?

>>72653731
it was more emotionally compelling than any prior superhero flick

>>72653761
yeh

>>72653740
basically

nipping to the tesco garage

any of you lads want anything

>>72653720
Castro district, gay neighbourhood

>>72653691
took a 10er out of my grans purse and gave it to her as a gift when i was about 10, she was delighted

>>72653750
'ri then
you 'it

>>72653769
I've never played grand strategy games. I know people who are much much stupider than me who are somewhat competent in EU4 and CK2 when I couldn't figure out EU4 fast enough to have fun.

>>72653780
4 pack of stella cidre

I'm a nonce.

>>72653763
Go on a mission to one of these.
http://carlsjr.co.th/

PENG

>>72653729
>sisters 8 and 10
hmm

How to turn r/unitedkingdom to based mode: turn on sort by controversial

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>>72653784
D E V I L I S H

sest sider not sider

cide

everyting mud

too scared of stds to have sex

not having a wank lads

Playing Mario Run lads

>>72653725
its a fullscreen app so prnt scrn doesn't work on my computer but I own all of the british isles, denmark (fuckers kept invading me for no reason), all of france except marseille, also metz and staufen formerly HRE (who betrayed me after a long alliance by marriage the hun cunts)

then in the holy land I own alexandria, cairo, dongola, gaza, jerusalem and acre.
used to have antioch but the mongols fucked me up and made it their captial

what shall i get from bk for luncheon?

pitting the lads against one another in the group chat and watching the kickings commence is GOAT hahahahaha

>>72653856
An excellent source of protein and oh so delicious. We place a freshly-cracked Grade A egg on a toasted English Muffin topped with real butter and add lean Canadian bacon and melty American cheese. And all that for 290 calories.

I'm Egg McMuffin and I approve this message.

>>72653802
looks dece

>>72653686
DRUMPF AND ALT RIGHT WEENIES WILL NEVER RECOVERY FROM THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-hjTQMtqU0

>>72653834
good

literally every normie has herpes

The other yank ITT is one too many. Fuck off autismo runt.

Let's remember that the attacker was a convert. He's basically Christian. Even if he was actually a real Muslim, he would've been defending himself. Police are violent and reactionary, the are predudiced against Muslims. It was either he get shot by police or he kill the police.
Please to not blame Muslims for this unfortunate event.

>>72653811
that's good advice how to browse 'ddit entirely.

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>americans need to say "real" butter
>"real" cheese

>>72653878
best fast food in BKK imo

kicks the shit out of burgerking

>>72653770
I won't act like Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart didn't put in great performances, don't get me wrong, but I still think that being a Marvel film didn't help as they can't write a decent movie villain for shit

The bad guy's sole motivation in Logan was to murder a bunch of children. It's not all that emotionally compelling when it's such a basic setting of good v evil overall

>>72653894
>youtube changed it's layout YET AGAIN
argggghhhh

>>72653897
proofs??!

>>72653913
>yanks have orange cheese
boggles the mind

>>72653917
the mcdonalds spicy burger with fries and a drink for 122 bahts good value

>>72653913
That stuff in the tub in your fridge isn't real butter lad

>>72653921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4VcOQzQm0

here is an example of normies trying to justify this sick filth

>>72653933
You been to KFC yet? Cheap as fuck.. but not as good as the UK's

>>72653939
>lurpark isn't butter
ok

haven't eaten anything in 2 days lmao

>>72653401
>defiant londoners gets back to work
>gets
Is this an error?

>>72653803
Probably your lad here
>>72653801
It ain't me tho

>>72653951
yeah it gave me the shits though, tryna avoid it now

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ahhhh yes.... reddit

too many thai flags
which is thailad
which is the algerian runt
hmm

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>>72653941

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Anyone from Liverpool here?

>>72653970
>daily mail

>>72653992
shan't

>>72654018
it's literally "my wife's daughter"
give it a lil' read, pal :)

>>72653941
>Men infected with genital herpes as young adults are at a twofold increased risk of developing prostate cancer by middle age
ah yes

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>>72654008
me

>>72654008
nonce

>>72654008
No
i was there on monday tho

most people have the herpes *virus*, not the disease that manifests itself due to various stimuli.

>>72654035
it has also been linked to alzheimers

>>72654008
hope not

>>72654008
my great great grandpadraig was from that pool

>>72653999
None of them is Are Thailad. They are all pretenders.

>>72654008
yes, wat
is it about the flag

I was going to go do recon today but I'm in too much physical pain

have a persistent rash next to my bollocks

>>72653981
probably just adjusting to the local bacteria m8
>>72653999
neither are the Algerian.

going to have dinner cu

>>72654060
u wot
east liverpool is pretty much irish

>>72654086
only one cure for that
*unzips hammer*

>>72654086
pics. x

>>72653401
>I won't let this latest in a string of Islamic random violence stop me from doubling down on unfettered mass migration from Africa and the Middle East, because that's English culture!

What fucking planet? These people will never (NEVER) uphold native cultures of lands they've invaded.

i miss chuck norris jokes

>>72654073
Don't appreciate this other 'Swede' either.

i get the feeling that the majority of you on here are normal in comparison to many others that use this site.

would that be fair to say?

(im normal too)

>>72654109
Also Limerick is Irish but I'd rather go to Algeria desu

>>72654138
>unfettered
What are you talking about lad, immigration act has been in place since 81 or something.

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>>72654073
WHAT IF I SAY IM NOT LIKE THE OTHERS

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1490244993485.webm

look@dis lad

>>72654169
I'm mistaken for a normgroid, but mentally and thus socially I will never be normal.

>>72654169
I am yeah, this is a failed-normie general though so a lot are a bit further down the ladder

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What books you lot reading then?

>>72654169
debilitatingly shy

>>72654169
it's easy to think that when you're surrounded by barely functioning freaks but go and browse /fa/ for ten minutes, they're actually genuinely normal and make us look like spergs in comparison

>>72654175
Oh okay I guess there's no problem then because the Immigration Act has been in place since 81 or something.

any failed normie man in

>>72654169
i'm a neet of some years with severe social anxiety and depression myself

>>72654169
can only speak for myself, but yes

I dont understand why your officers doesnt arrest all of them. You guys know who they are,where they lives(muslin neighborhood) and their thoughts.Ajeem Choudary still free, for example.

>>72654191
my bollocks behind the flame tower

>>72654215
Are you the drop-out psychology Australian? How are you doing bud?

>>72654085
fuck off out there right now you scouser cunt

everyone on /pol/ is bullying Britain calling us cucks because we know where the flag is but no-one will go take it

>>72654169
for me Clive, i'm almost too normal

>>72654196
fuck off with this meme

books are gay, reading is for losers

>>72654224
free speech

>>72654209
But you are implying there is no restriction on immigration, which there obviously is.

>>72654244
maybe later

>>72654208
/fa/ is autistic as fuck

>looks at a wikipedia page about history
>every single link is purple and every single link in those links is purple
who else here /unmatchedintelligence/?

>>72654176
You're not old /brit/ Thailad.
I mean that's fine. We always knew there were a few of you.

>>72654208
/fa/ isn't normie

business idea: take down the hwndu flag and replace it with a refugees welcome one

just IMAGINE the collective seething from /pol/

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>>72654231
i am him but i'm not actually a psychology drop out, i made that up

i'm actually a high school dropout

>>72654208
/fa/ are autists who've deluded themselves into thinking they're normie by dressing like other autists on /fa/

>>72654257
Come on. We have the same problem with drug dealers and pivetes, but in our case, its human rights fault

>>72654276
there's only 2 desu, thailad and algerian runtoid

i'm just travelling SEA and im shitting posting while im in thailand

>>72654287
oxymoron

this is what happens when you import millions of violent third worlders.

britain will be like syria by 2050

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any normie man in

I was literally in London for the lorry attacks. Only just got home tonight because I was there on holiday. I was pretty deep into the crowd and we didn't know what was going on. Looking back you could see and hear people yelling and pushing forward then suddenly people were running. I started running just because I heard the screams, I didn't even know the car was coming at first. We were just running down the road but pretty soon you could actually hear the car, like you could hear the engine and then the thumps as it made contact. By this point it was loud as fuck and I was running as fast as I could but some fat fuck in front of me decked it and I went down with her. On the pavement I turned over and I could see the car coming towards me and the police were already firing shots by this point into the windscreen but it was still moving forward. I genuinely thought I was going to die then and there and I just closed my eyes. The car was still going under inertia and it rolled right up to me. As the 20 tonnes of steel and glass bore down upon me I could feel the heat of the rubber tires between my legs as they rolled agonisingly over both of my soft bollocks; popping them like boiled eggs.

ruslad is getting into oils

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpXTUKwP7I

/sp/ is by and far the normiest board on here.

>>72654367
I thought that was /soc/

least normo is /r9k/ though no contest

>>72654270
Mate go on 8 chan on the /hwndu/ board (the threads are banned from both 8 chan and 4chan /pol/ now), we're getting terrorised by everyone calling us cucks

>>72654315
Is your first name Andy?

>>72654381
/soc/ is not normie on account of the sheer desperation required to actually use that board

they made fun of my turtleneck on /soc/

>>72654394
i'm ronnie pickering

>>72654348
lol

>>72654381
least normo are /a/ and /pol/

>>72654387
Why are they banned?

>>72654367
the normie boards are
/soc/
/o/
/fa/
/mu/
/trv/

>>72654416
Planning a crime, it's illegal

I thought the chinese GF was rich but she's actually just upper-middle class like me. Hmm don't know what to think.

>>72654348
Shit compared to the one posted last night

>>72654411
>/a/
maybe, but anime is a lot more mainstream now

>/pol/
literally all redditors

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>call germans subhumans for repeatedly destroying europe
>mfw they are the only thing keeping europe relevant

>>72654417
>/fa/
>/mu/
'no'

>>72654416
because it might as well be called /trespassing and robbery/

>>72654358
Who gives a fuck about this?
Indigenous Briton here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY1DjIvNlo8

>>72654387
I don't particularly care though

8mchan is populated by delusional borderline insane cunts

that said it would be a nice trophy to hang up in my room

DON'T reply to it

>>72654460
only normies listen to music obsessively

i like all of you

except for that 190cm bloke, he can get fucked

dont care about liverpoo

>>72654498
Not that kind of music

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>>72654498
that's not true though??

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>>72654482
I don't like it either mate but it's where all the HWNDU people are and they're being frightfully rude about Britain at present.

>>72654507
190cm is the best gimmick in this entire thread desu

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starting to hate leaving my flat because i just get seen and judged by normal people

>>72654491
This gimmick is so summer of 2016.
What else you've got? Fingerbox? haha

>>72654529
what kind?

https://twitter.com/JamesMelville/status/844867298183700481

WTF I love mass immigration now!

>>72654559
Obscure hipster nonsense that they would despise were it to become mainstream. They're just autistic contrarians

have they identified the 'ttacker yet?

>>72654599
it was me

>>72654589
/mu/ doesn't listen to anything especially obscure

>>72654559
you wouldn't understand

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>>72654196
>tfw imagining how Tim would feel if someone stole moosey and burnt him or some shit

>>72654559
post neo witchhouse noise kraut wave

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>>72654608

peepee vagina

>>72654582
of course he's Scottish

>>72654599
Muslim from birmigham

https://twitter.com/Reinhard_Wolff/status/844711015640129536

doing a screech

>>72654646
fascinated by girls urethras desu

how do they work if theres no willy

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE I HATE XBOX ONE

4 gig update because I stopped using the pile of wank for ages as it wouldn't let me chat to my mates

halfway through the update the pile of wank turns itself off and just didn't turn itself back on (sometimes it'll restart itself during updates)

I turned it back on and now I have to start the update all over again.

Wonder when islam will finally be seen as a threat
Or maybe it will save us from feminism?

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/60vviy/i_am_in_the_hospital_with_my_wife_of_10_years_who/

bemused by this
I bet this man loves john green

>>72654685
>XBOX ONE
genuinely can't understand why anyone has one
zero good games
>>72654691
it'll be funny seeing the left tear its hair out over whether to support muslims or feminists

>>72654582
>What? I laced your sweets with poison AGES ago mate there should be no discussion over the fact that I'm still doing so! You're not dead yet! Haha

just been practicing how quickly I can open the video camera on my phone

want to be sure that if I'm ever present when a habbening habbens I can capture the footage right away

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>Or maybe it will save us from feminism?

>Today’s attack has long been anticipated. It is not an act of war. It must not be allowed to divide us one from the other. Terror’s purpose is to spread hate and division. The first protection against it must be solidarity.
No points for guessing which shitty newspaper wrote this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i6Cpq8XBFw

this should be the official theme song of /brit/ desu

if you disagree then you're probably a paki

>>72654729
I've got one because my mates are retarded and actually think xbone and microsoft is somehow better

>>72654691
Once manspreading is finally ended feminism will deal with Islam.

>>72654750
grauniad?

>>72654718
>10 years
bit nonce

>Born too late to explore Earth
>Born too early to explore space
>Born just in time to purge muslims from the face of the Earth
What are your predictions for the start date of the great happening of our age laddo's?
10 years? 20?

need to suck a willy while a vagina rides my own willy

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>>72654632
would turn my stomach!

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>>72654779
2030

>>72654632
that gives me an idea

>>72654779
nothing will happen, the white race will just silently go extinct while islam flourishes across the world

>>72654783
>vagina
ew

>>72654779
whatever it is, probably too late for me to be worth shit in a fight anymore

maybe not at all even

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>>72654718
I honestly cannot comprehend what is going on here. This defies belief

>>72654779
>thinking things will ever change

Didn't you get the memo? Time stopped at 2007 / 2008 when the internet became mainstream for normos. Since then there has been nothing but disinformation, stagnation and globalisation. Nothing you (or anyone) can do at this point will affect any sort of change.

>>72654779
my generation's happening already happened a little over 15 years ago

>Born too late to explore Earth
>Born too early to explore space
>Born just in time to support a radical centrist dictatorship

need to lick a vagina while while a cock rides my own vagina

>>72654783
really want to see more blokes sucking each others dicks in straight porn

if girls can lick each others fannies without it explicitly being lesbian porn then fair's fair

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>>72654779
What if whites convert to Islam, but remove non-white Muslims?

>>72654823
>Thinking whites are the only people that muslims are fucking with
The Chinks are barely resisting the urge to purge as we speak sonny

>>72654886
same for blacks and muslim minorities, literally everyone hates sunnis

>>72654836
desu if u sort by controversial a lot of rorkist comments are highly upvoted

reddit is waking up

>>72654886
they might have a chance, but whites are done for, we're too guilty because of colonialism and the nazis

always sunni in philadelphia

>>72654718
the west deserves everything it is getting desu

>>72654886
>barely resisting the urge
don't think using flame-throwers on muslims qualifies as "resisting the urge"

The problem is primarily an ideological one. Islam is in many ways more extreme than communism and people purporting to believe in it entirely should be treated like communists were decades ago. When people say "not all Muslims" that is all well and good not all Muslims want to jihad me but MOST of them hold views that wouldn't even be congruent with an alt right babby from /pol/.

>>72654886
>>72654886
funny thing is, unlike us the chinks would actually take action if they felt they had to

Plus they're getting more powerful each decade

>>72654811
what's your idea anon?

[disclaimer: if it's anything to do with moosey getting hurt mans are getting banged]

just got caught 'mansplaining' to a woman that I wasn't mansplaining, I was only contributing to a conversation I was having with her.

>tfw too lazy to roll a ciggie

>>72654936
>>72654918
America only got involved in WW2 because they were afraid of Russia, gaining too much land. Do you think they will sit on their hands while China, invades the ME and Africa?

>>72654941
I won't touch moosey.
My intention is to destroy him emotionally by toynapping one of the others

>Mrs May said 12 Britons were admitted to hospital and other victims included three French children, two Romanians, four South Koreans, one German, one Pole, one Irish, one Chinese, one Italian, one American and two Greeks.
nice diversity there

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>>72654918
>whites are done for
Never.

>>72654918
You're delusional. There's no backlash because we live comfortable, rich lives and 99.9999999% of us will never experience a terrorist attack. It's literally nothing atm, people only pick up arms when it gets desperate

so 12 Britons, three French children, two Romanians, four South Koreans, one German, one Pole, one Irish, one Chinese, one Italian, one American and two Greeks walk into a hospital

i feminism is so dangerous how come women have been oppressed for thousands of years?
Why didn't they just use feminism to be the dominant sex?

>>72655008
>muslim immigrants in europe already outbreeding whites by like 5 to 1

it's not that i'm saying you're a paid shill, but you sound like a paid shill

Daesh is being defeated in Irak and Syria, this is just a desperate attention call. Islam as any other religion will be eliminated by the progress, sooner or later.

>>72655008
This.

Take the electric jew away from the normies and they will REEEE with the best of us.

>>72655036
most of history you can use force to get your way and women just couldn't compete

now our societies are so well ordered and criminal punishment so effective that they can succeed on smarts and savvy alone

>>72655102
but women are less intelligent than men

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>>72655008
>>72655088

>>72654990
uh, sweetie, theyre all britons

>>72655036
Because of how rich and prosperous and liberal our societies have become. There is A LOT of room for post-biological ideology like feminism and social welfare.

>>72655126
don't know who nick lowles is

>>72655082
not sure I believe this

Islam is a lot more contstrictive with its followers than christianity, even with muslims who might be secretly atheist it just isn't worth going against the grain in their society

>>72655121
Don't actually believe this, maybe there are or have been more brilliant men in history, but the average man and woman are of a similar intellect

>>72655069
Yes but at this moment in time, we don't experience the desperation. We have all the food we could ever eat, we're never cold, there aren't riots in the streets between Muslims and natives. Look at any revolution or large-scale violence in history, it only happens when things are much much worse than they are now

>>72655117
PONDERING

>>72655154
don't think so. men use brawn, women use brains

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Funeral tomorrow. Never been to one before, what should I expect?

>>72655164
are you familiar with the concept of a slippery slope?

i'm not saying things are reaching critical mass right now, but i'm saying they will very soon and it will fucking sneak up on us

>>72655164
French kingdom under the Bourbons in the late 1700s was pretty much the best France had been in like 200 years, and the Frogs still weren't satisfied

>>72655117
That REALLY makes me think.

>>72655185
Lots of crying and somber silence. Wear a black tie and be respectful

>>72654646
why are weeing fannies so cute?

>>72655181
generalisation
plus being able to combine brawn and brains is the key to extreme success

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>>72655185
wish I had more excuse to ride a limo. can barely remember it because of the grief

>>72655154

Islam will remain alive for a long time in some areas, that is clear, but it will clearly disappear sooner or later and will be nothing more than a dark memory in the history of mankind.

I'm lazy but I'd probably die defending my culture and heritage. When I say probably, I would in an instant. I'd end as many cunts as I could if need be. I wouldn't be happy dying. Rather everyone just got on and respected my culture. I've learned from Israelis tho. Defend your culture no matter what.

>>72654748
Fuck off sarah

>>72654729
it will probably delude itself that it is not real islam and that all the rapes are just due to a lack of integration which is obviously all our fault, like they have been doing for the past 10 years

>>72655219
women confirmed stronk

>>72655194
It will yes but not any time soon
>>72655196
There was famine and poverty in the 3rd estate, coupled with weak leadership from the King.

>>72655226
lets hope so

>>72655185
>tfw live next to a funeral parlour and walk into a funeral every time I go shopping

>>72655181
>women use brain

>95% of all art and science in all of history, in every culture, was done by men

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>>72655210
>>72655223
that sounds fucking dreadful

>>72655223
>limo at a funeral
Protestants are disgusting

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>>72653401
>tfw bike masterrace in london

>>72655284
Yes funerals are not enjoyable in any measure but it's your responsibility to attend anyway and be respectful

>>72655314
normgroid

I slither out of every family function.

>>72655288
>>72655284
you serious? it's standard package and it was catholic. 2 come with the hearse for close family. Shouldn't do it any other way. Couldn't imagine being completely shaken emotionally and also having to make your own way.

>>72655288
Yeah why can't they be more like Catholics and just worship their decaying bones for Christ's sake

Oops I mean, the Virgin Mary's sake

>>72654633
POST FUCKING MACHINES

>>72655289
CAGERS OUT

>>72655314

Are funerals there always like this?

https://youtu.be/Bm2XPkqENaw

>>72655329
Cunt
>>72655332
Where was this? Here the entire family and friends walk behind the hearse

Eating a Ham and Cheese Lunchables with a Robinsons Blackcurrant Fruit Shoot

>>72655314
That's debatable, when my nan died I still remember clearly that you could literally feel how much people loved her. It is a dire moment but you're all there to remember and celebrate a person you love tbf

dad made me read out a bible passage at my grandma's funeral
kept distracting me with his crying the gay cunt

cagers should be deported desu

>>72655314
last funeral I went to was good fun
and by that i mean the session in the pub afterwards ofcourse

>https://www.google.fr/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjTwrDa0-zSAhWH6xQKHeITBU4QqUMIIDAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-39357930&usg=AFQjCNEvh3Cf18LD0_CLdPCQ7GpQyqv0zA&sig2=lylHenwigEJQFEstN6JNag&bvm=bv.150475504,d.d24

Does the world care so little for dead Brits that the terrorists also had to search out French students to murder so the world would care more?

>>72655230
Or do nothing and die out. Satire and conjecture.

>>72655342
How is that reply relevant. Nobody rides limos in the US. It's infantile car convoys that people insist on pulling aside from like they were police officers. Even if they're being led by police you don't need to stop and if you don't it's not like they're going to stop you.

Funeral processions are seriously fucking horrid. How arrogant it is to stop busy roads for that.

>>72655363
>walk behind the hearse
this only works if the church is in the cemetery grounds

A lot of people have a service in one parish and buried elsewhere. have you never seen a funeral motorcade?

>>72655289
>women laugh at him everywhere he goes
>he cooks/brings back cold food
>he can't hotbox

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>>72655289
>tyrone's child

>>72655386
fucking normies and their emotions right?

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BAH GOD, HIS HEART IS BROKEN IN HALF

>>72655400
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-39357930 *

Fuck, now I'm going to be bullied by /brit/.

eating an Uncle Toby's choc chip muesli bar followed by some Smiths salt & vinegar chips

aha.....................ahahaha..aAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THERES WORMS BURROWING INTO MY BRAIN MATTER YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRGH

>>72655413
>funeral motorcade
Only ever seen Protestants do this, might just be the location. There's 2 Catholic graveyards close enough to everyone in the family

>>72655416
>women get wet at the sight of my muscles from biking and exercising all my life

ftfy

>>72655428
remember this guy from smackdown vs raw 2007, the last game to feature chris benoit

>>72655435
>s&v is the colour of prawn cocktail

disgusting

FOY

>>72653506
>perfect mouth shot
damn he practiced that really well.

I just finished eating a microwave lasagne. Now I'll have a coffee and then I'll shit.

Aristocrat life.

>>72655466

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>>72655429
>terrorist attack happens in england
>french still die

>>72655451
it's not just proddies . it's rare that a church will have a near by cemetery. especially new ones.

I hope you are making older people walk too far. even within a larger cemetery that's too much

>>72655526
My family is really young so there's no one so old that we'd need to worry about the walk, though i remember when my great-granny died her friends had a car behind the hearse but everyone else walked

>>72655462
More like Crypt Benoit
Bants