Do we have any Catholics here?

Too late. Cthulhu has been awakened. We're all already dead.

If she pulls it off, will he die?

>>72652947
A bunch of old Catholic ladies just went "oh no! ...aww so cute though..."
>>72653013
It would be extremely painful

>>72653013
No we do, the Archangels cometh

>>72653048
> It would be extremely painful
HE is a BIG guy

>>72652947
anon, that girl is probably dead by now :(

>>72653094
For you...
Seriously, the holy father is there for you. Turn to him for guidance.

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>>72653174
Catholic religion was based on a mistranslation

The Septuagint scholars mistranslated the Hebrew word for "young woman"... into the Greek word for "virgin". It was an easy mistake to make... because there was only a subtle difference in the spelling. So, they came up with a prophecy: "Behold, the virgin shall conceive and bear us a son." You understand? It was "virgin" that caught people's attention. It's not everyday a virgin conceives and bears a son. But leave that for a couple of hundred years to stew... and next thing you know you have the Holy Catholic Church.

>>72653094
He is probably wondering why you would bring wrath upon a man before sending him to hell

>>72653236
Any proof?

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>>72653236
>catholics treat cuckoldry as a divine miracle
hmm mm

>>72653236
Although the Virgin Birth is dogma, it's not the foundation of the Church. The Church was established by Christ when he renamed St Peter.
Besides, what does holy book mythology have to do with it? Catholics, like most religious people, just pick from the scriptures whatever works for them.

>>72653455
I was reading a bit of the Gospel and idk if I got simply unlucky but the bits that Jesus was saying? Was kinda dumb. Maybe relevant at the time but we have 2000 years of Humanism now so idk it was pretty uninspiring

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>>72653311
Pope?

>>72652947
jews will kill her, the skullcap is the device used bu shlomos to control the popes

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>>72653560
Was getting crucified part of your master plan?

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>>72653937
Flooding this Earth... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

>>72654443
Is he... fisting him?

>>72654490
What? You don't like it?

Fistophobe.