Entertaining and original edition
anime
>making a new thread because you think the old one is going too slow
kys
oh well look what you've done
you've made a fool of everyone
BOMBEN AUF ENGLAND
Not fair edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfoUXTym7jg
The veggie brekkie.
reckon britain might be headed for civil war
civil wars can still happen in non-brown countries, right?
>>72650888
Actually made it because I know it makes you angry :^)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH NEW THREADS
the 'erbal treatment is for this one,
every single post I make and advise everyone else to do likewise.
>civil wars can still happen in non-brown countries, right?
>>72650862
>JF editions
>>72650911
That was better than I expected. Sweet tune.
>>72650899
Hope our nukes will kiss German land in my lifetime
Used to run around with a blanket pretending I'm General Grievous.
FUCK OFF ANGLO SCUM REEE
>>72650862
http://happyplanetindex.org/
UK is 34th of 140
>>72650862
how could anyone be happy living in a rich country
life is so false here. wish i could live out in the countryside
>message some girl on the 'der
>ask if she wants to go out Saturday, that I know this great, little-known place
>says yes, asks what it's called
>tell her
>"thanks"
>unmatches
>>72650971
I dont even argue with you
Just look at Paris and get cucked>>
you're so vain
you probably think this post is about you
>>72650975
>do a depression test
>you have severe depression
hmm? I'n not even depressed
Also what is avoidant disorder because apparently I have that
>>72650904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L77BSBKvMJk
explain this then
>>72651023
>gif
fuck off
>>72650971
Yes, great plan, because the radiation will magically stop at the french border.
>>72651037
Fake news
>>72651039
suck me
Reminder
>>72651013
haha what was the place
>>72651007
You have everything you absolute madman.
>>72651013
she must have matched with chad and then lost interest in you
tough break pal
baiting people on other boards
>>72651068
journalism with integrity. good stuff.
>>72651087
I feel like I've seen this before
>>72651013
>tfw only trannies message me on OKC
The French were right about the huns
I hope they will forgive us for not trusting them
quads
Reckon the Irish runt should hurry up with his 'cide already
its been a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb3IdLdIc6s
>>72651107
that's because it always happens
there is no winning when it comes to chad
>>72651138
>>72651118
bit early for a j init?
>>72651037
Explain what?
>>72651046
faking that documentary must have been more difficult than faking the lunar landings
>>72651112
Is that from the whacking day episode? That was one of my favourite episodes, desu
>met three Scottish cunts yesterday at 2AM
>absolute chavs
>they were all voting to leave britain and stay within the eu
>at 3AM they left to go skateboard around the park
>>72651165
wake and bake dude
>>72651192
chavs dont skateboard
>>72651200
neochavs do
>>72651173
saddam's regime destroyed all the oil wells in kuwait before the US invaded
>Radio 4's Book o' Week is about a gender–dysphoric """"boy"""" (girl)
Posting some shit from /brit/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGfp2aTnHs
>>72651138
>>72651215
Provide proofs of this "war"
>>72651223
cetra cetra cetra
>>72651227
i already posted it>>72651037
>>72651211
>>72651200
Chavs don't exist anymore
Now it's 'banter lads' and unilads
*teleports*
>>72651223
Can you explain this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoVRPngoLHM
>>72651081
except for purpose
>>72651037
umm, hi-def wasn't around in Saddam's lifetime, mate.
Thinking about becoming a drug addict
>>72651258
>Now it's 'banter lads' and unilads
hello 2014
now they evolved into deanos
>>72651245
That's just a video, not proofs.
>>72651268
join the navy (bummers)
any smegheads in here
might do a sleep
a blade and a handful of vicodin cos i aint goin home without my bike again
>>72651296
no way
drowning is a bad way to go
tried to log into my lotto.ie account
apparently im locked out
got through to some raggy stroppy dooblin wanker
told him to piss off and he hung up
gonna make a new account just to spite that wanker
yeah, i'm a twisted fricken psychopath!!
>>72651322
can i sleep with you
AAAAAAAAAAA DOOBLIN WANKER LISTEN TO ME Y BENT CUNT AAAAAAAHHHHHH
hate everyone that is better looking or smarter than me
>>72650962
"conolized"
>>72651380
>yar rúih?
partaking in a bag of M&S cheese tasters
>>72651400
yes
can't promise that your willy will remain unsqueezed though :3
>>72651040
Perfectly acceptable collateral damage.
>>72651414
everyone hates everyone who is better looking and smarter than them
>>72651367
Merchant navy is a good way to get VDs and see the planet.
>>72651414
ahh so you're a misanthrope?
>>72651434
yag tib
Stupid Cunt I'd Absolutely flatten Him
Gay Cunt
>>72651438
i don't because i'm confident and self-assured
>>72651014
Your ordnung is going away. See our mess? That's you in less than a decade. Have fun, kraut
>>72651473
confident people tend to have lower IQs
https://youtu.be/ToUPOrncaOY
down dow dow d'down
Gonna kill that effete cunt
https://youtu.be/M8GSf5cYCvE
thoughts lads? also apparently good body posture can also help with confidence
irish runt
there is no God here today.
just me.
aussie cunt
>>72651487
meh i'm objectively quite intelligent (published political scientist) so i don't mind
>>72651434
wew
>>72651513
>political
>"""""""""scientist"""""""""
yeah whatever you say pal
>(published political scientist)
haha
inmate: #72651507
fite me gay spa
published sports scientist here
ama
>>72651498
Stop jewing in Europe
>>72651498
just be yourself :)
>>72651492
Tune.
>political scientist
Willy is dripping again
>>72651513
>political "scientist"
>>72651531
they're called the social sciences feller, feel free to debate their merit but they're definitely science
i'm also on course for a badboy job at a okay-to-good law firm who are funding my conversion course
bet the thighs off myself in anger grrr
>>72651443
we cant join the navy on the british army iirc
anyway I'd never join the british armed forces
im a porn scientist
>gets "top 10 things better than donald trump" published on buzzfeed
hahaha published political scientist lads :)
>>72651575
are you redpilled
have partaken of the cheese tasters fully
quite delish
>>72651574
why are all the hottest girls men?
>>72651575
Science in name only
r8 the breakky, lads
>>72651584
prove it
>>72651574
hi can you stop posting gifs of my father please x
>>72651602
>gif
fuck off
>>72651598
her dick is pretty small too. disappointing
>>72651590
I'm an adherent of a slightly redpilled school of international relations but generally liberal. A concept stolen from the matrix is unlikely to be a concept I give much thought
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7hjm-ODUTU
my theme song
t h i c c
>>72651621
did he start hrt when he was a youngun?
>they're called the islamic sciences feller, feel free to debate their merit but they're definitely science
>i'm also on course for a badboy job at a okay-to-good mosque firm who are funding my conversion course
>>72651584
We can see the flag
>>72651414
Guess you must hate everyone then you ugly spacker
got a degree in jjb managerial sciences lads
>>72651648
it's not called islamic science is it, it's called islamic studies
i do tests, have variables, produce theories and try to reveal the underlying laws that govern social behaviour. Hard sciences are easy, social sciences are difficult
just passed my JD sports science diploma, boys
>>72651572
pics. x
>>72651644
no idea. I'm not even sure he has balls and he has a big red line going up his shaft.
honestly id almost rather he didnt even have a dick
>>72651656
me too
you get yours from the university of life too?
>>72651678
dumb liberal
just got my 'sheed sciences (SS) degree
>>72651603
just take a look at how many of the lads here always ask my work on the field of machine powered auto self masturbation its one of my fields of study im the Jordan Peterson of this general
WE SAIL the oceans of experience in pursuit of the exotic, the sui generis, the seductive and bizarre. We worship high weirdness and delve the recondite corners of existence with anarchic glee. Business as usual bores us. Smalltalk burns. Art devoid of mess and mayhem is like viral prophylaxis, a face so perfect that it becomes grotesque. We prefer the company of hurricanes to carney-barker salesmen of Stepford lifestyles and reciters of cultural scripts. We enjoy a good mindfuck. It is right to call us occultists; pirates in search of acroamatic gold. In the fitting words of a colleague called Arjil, .We are not one of you..
Down, down the rabbit hole
Beyond Brand Name Chaos
And Out the Other side.
>>72651694
kek
dropped mech eng because everyone on the course was autistic and it was too easy
>>72651693
nah school of hard knocks
how was the university of life curriculum?
>tfw to smart for real science
>>72651710
could heem her in a heartbeat
>all these spergs who couldn't pass maths gcse and think hard sciences are actually hard
whats so hard about social studies?
GAY CUNT SI HGGGG FRY UUUUTFTTTGGUIHH HHGG AND YGGGGGT THE YYD DIE
mornin' boys
>>72651740
>t. political "scientist"
you heard it here first lads, figuring out why niggers act like niggers is harder than being an quantum mathematician or astrophysicist.
>>72651754
My ballsack desu
making an arrangement
undertaking a procedure
coming to a conclusion
What the fuck Australia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-39335376
>A mother was suffering from "forgotten baby syndrome" when her young son died in a hot car, an Australian inquest has heard.
>Noah Zunde, who was 22 months old, succumbed to heatstroke after being left in the car for seven hours.
>Police did not lay charges. A coronial lawyer recommended that Ms Zunde should not be held criminally responsible.
>"If you are capable of forgetting to post a letter, you are capable of forgetting to take your baby out of the car," said Matthew Mundy, an associate professor at Monash University.
>I'm an adherent of a slightly redpilled school of international relations but generally liberal. A concept stolen from the matrix is unlikely to be a concept I give much thought
still in bed lads
hello yes hi where are the marts? thanks buhbye
morning lads
rate the turban
>>72651789
Nothing to do with me
satan is actually the good guy
god is a sociopathic control freak and lucifer was the only one with the balls to stand up to him
>>72651764
>australia
>being anti-intellectual
to be expected
>>72651766
which have we made more progress on? the easy science, because it's easy
social science is more difficult
>>72651789
Dingos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOtZvwNCsc
got my degree in turban studies lads
>>72651715
If it was so easy, why couldn't you finish it?
I shall be pursuing my own brand of science for today
*proceeds to test the effects of difgerent weights on my bollocks*
ahhhhhh yes
>>72651843
not wasting 4 years of my life doing something that doesn't challenge me
made the right choice
Cat's giving me love bites again. x
just got a doctorate in wearing a towel on me head
Is it true that it was asian guy who did allah akubaru in london yesterday?
writing a thesis on turbans
shall call it "london: a lesson in blending in with the majority"
>>72651843
He was probably on course for a 3rd
>>72651831
Just finished my honours thesis on left handed shoe tying lad
>>72651872
asian refers to paki in the uk
wonder if any of these lads have ever had to sustain an argument for 6000 words let alone 60,000
mindlets looooool
What happened to flat Earth posting?
>>72651889
ah I got it
I thought he is Indonesian/Malaysian
thanks!
>>72651789
forgot me keys this morning, sure thats the same as forgetting you left your baby in the car when its 35 degrees out haha
>>72651872
Oi Japanon, what are your thoughts on the word 'oriental'?
>>72651882
don't get mad lad but i was straddling 1st/starred 1st
it's literally so easy all you have to do is remember formulas and plug numbers into a calculator, where is the challenge in rote learning?
>>72651920
Orient(東洋) is only China and Japan
>>72651754
me on the right
self identify as occidental
mummy may statement incoming lads
>>72651925
Hmm yes you were on course for a 'starred 1st' so you dropped out
Very believable
mum identifies me as accidental
>>72651942
didnt really answer his question
haha alri lads?
>>72651902
Flat earth is bullshit
The real refill is expanding earth
I can sell yours copy of the seminal prof. Warren Carey edited Expanding Earth Symposium
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I WAS BORN IN 1982!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72651972
ok?
>>72651976
if the earth is round why does the horizon look straight in the plane
wake up
>>72651983
alri grandpa
>>72651983
alri granddad
>>72651963
why scare quotes? it means over 80% average lad, sorry you never went to university
and yes, i did, during first year, because it wasn't challenging and i know i can do it. Political science is actually challenging (for me anyway). Writing essays and making a coherent argument is actually difficult whereas doing something that easy is dull
>>72651910
u cant fool me i know ur using a vpn
>>72652000
>>72652001
>>72651983
alri tutankhamun
i know the flat earthers might have some really solid arguments to justify their beliefs but i'm not going to listen to them because i'm a good goy
>>72652034
haven't all of their claims been disproven?
>>72651971
????
I don't like the word because it sounds same between japs and chinks
>>72652006
English teacher for defs.
might go and be an english teacher in egypt and learn MSA at the same time
>>72652042
"disproven' by kike 'scientists'
>>72652013
>>72652018
come on it's not that big of a coincidence, people post this all the time
>>72652005
What's the point in lying anonymously on the internet
>>72652074
Hello nigger
we don't consider pakis as asian
asian=yellow,slanted eyes,hardworking aka japs/chinks/ベトナム人
still seething
>>72652083
take off the proxy dave, no one is buying it
What I miss most about living in England was the ability to dish out corking posts every 30 seconds without anyone knowing it's me
Poo i suppose
>>72652060
>MSA
don't use acronyms that i don't immediately understand, thanks
>>72650957
Still asking for it
Will Mummy May keep us safe?
the attack never would have happened under a strong corbyn labour government
Howling at this lad that got 80% on his first piece of first year coursework then dropped out and is now in full damage control mode
>>72652097
wish i had an english flag for that very reason
>>72652083
no true jap would compare themselves to the chinese
my Mummy May punish me if i do not tidy my room
>>72652110
post ebony goddesses
going to go for a walk at 3am later
>>72652129
my isp used to give me a british ip for a while. You get more (you)'s because brits are racist
>>72652149
Will this suffice?
>>72652093
why do gaijins think there is no jap on 4ch? kinda racist
>>72652138
we are the greatest paki!!!
>Days off work
>Spent browsing the internet and doing nothing else
>No friends to see
>End up drinking alone
No point going on
just had a sudden sharp pain in my colon
>>72651962
where can i watch this as a yank? i used to watch sky in yewtewb but they started blocking US IPs
>>72652157
>brits are racist
DEFFO deffo
>>72652179
that sounds lovely
going to mug this runt when he goes for a walk at 3am tonight
I make a point of never replying to the (irish) or canadians
Billionaire twat londoners deserved it for being being mean and unfair towards northerners
anglo-celts are the real jews
i could fuck everyone in this thread
unless they're under the age of 16 of course
Reminiscing about 10 years ago when I'd look at my atlas and not know anything about the countries but the names stuck in my head and to this day I can astound chums by spelling Kyrgyzstan
Really do miss not knowing anything about the world and making it all up in my head
>>72652244
>mum is irish
feels awful
Think we got a batch of really good co-operative passata. Those tomatoes were really sweet and ripe, made pasta, pizza with them, really good quality, on par with Italian ones.
>>72652254
i used to think that all of europe was just england and france desu
>>72652248
ok x
>>72652265
mythic quality to this post
>>72652244
wasps are the actual jews who laid their sins on the real jews since medieval times because the romans got away with it
>>72652262
neck yourself
blind spot is getting closer to the centre of my eyesight
>>72652274
I thought Asia was Egypt, Arabia and Singapore
>>72652324
get a dog, you blind cunt
have a rotten headache
So was Aysha frade the woman under the bus or the one bleeding out?
>>72652322
It's not that bad she didn't give me one of those stupid Irish names ahah
British born attacker previously known to MI5 - PM
Posted at23:46BREAKING
Prime minister Theresa May said the attacker "acted alone" and there was no reason to believe there could be imminent further attacks.
The attacker was British born and was investigated by MI5 "some years ago".
Mrs May said he was not part of the current intelligence picture.
The prime minister said the UK's threat level is set at severe.
That level - she said - will not change following Wednesday's attacks.
Share
Share this post on
TwitterFacebookRead more about these links.
>>72652361
@jeffbuckleytbh rip
>>72652360
*headbutts you*
wahey!
>>72652330
used to think poo peeland was above australia
>>72652369
>The prime minister said the UK's threat level is set at severe.
because why? another biscuit crisis?
>>72652369
someone's getting the sack over this
should well have been tailing that guy
>>72652396
it was
>>72652410
what happened?
Loved those Beerstain Boys books desu
>>72652366
>she didn't give me one of those stupid Irish names ahah
ahah
being a middle-class paddy is torture
least my name is rare
>>72652406
Business idea: recruit /brit/ posters to stalk terrorist suspects
This would 1. solve /brit/ unemployment problem and 2. keep the nutty rasheeds in check
>>72652426
spooky mandela effect shit
>>72652399
Lad. The world needs custard creams. Don't even joke about that.
>>72652399
don't understand this joke
maori lore says that new zealand was originally a giant fish caught and pulled up by the proto-maoris
>"oi bro i caught a mad fush ay, let's go luv on ut"
>>72651876
very underrated 2bqh
>>72651942
>>72652048
Thanks for the input lad. Was just curious cause I saw some debate over the word
Might piss myself or alternatively go to the toilet
>>72652517
just piss yersel
>>72652369
>spy on civilians
>something suspicious comes up
>do nothing
>terrorist attack
>but at least we KNEW there was going to be a terrorist attack
ahh.
>>72652103
modern standard arabic
might get up to no good tonight
not in an illegal sense, mind, just kooky hijinks befitting a young hooligan such as myself
The Pacific is full of crypto-Maoris
>>72652536
offensive to terrorists, can't call them terorrists or investigate them, might be racist
may i post a question about english here?
how does this happen where 3 different companies can buy the rights to show it and it not be violating anything
>>72652502
Only Sikhs wear turbans u dumb yank
Foy
>>72652369
*Shares*
Oh my lord
>>72652564
Yes
So tired (so tired)
>>72652548
A /brit/ full of NZ Mongrels. This happened once. Bit scary.
>>72652564
aye
wish an aussie would piss on me
>>72652564
you mayn't
>>72652592
>>72652602
Is "Which language are you better at, Japanese or English?" correct English?
>>72652632
Yes, it is perfect
>>72652399
its been at severe since 2014
>>72652603
m8 i wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire
the alcohol content would probably travel up the wee stream and set me on fire too
>>72652632
you should use a colon not a comma
and i'd rather use best than better
AMUSING POST
>>72652646
thanks!
>>72652380
U wot
nooo lads. flamite's been shut down. ffs. need an alternative like air.
i splash on your bitch with the water
oh dear
>>72650862
>mum said she would pay the difference if I would stop drinking moonshine and started drinking vodka
Hahahah
>>72652661
Funnier imagining Corbyn mounting it, and its no secret he did.
>>72652657
aaaaaaaaaaaaand thanks you too!
I can't quite get my nut around the fact that we let pakis fly to Syria and Iraq to fight for Islamic state and then just let them back in the country when they try to come back
Let's play this game
Called 'when you catch fire
I wouldn't piss to put you out'
Stop burning bridges
And drive off of them
So I can forget about
You
So bury me
In memory
His smile's your rope
So wrap it tight
Around your throat
Israel - Israeli
Iraq - Iraqi
Iran - Iranian (not Irani)
Japan - Japanese (not Japani)
Tell me the rule!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1T-xzkDFik
anal cavity is quite sore today
think i might've been bummed in my sleep by the tooth fairy last night
>if i pretend not to understand english theyll really think im japanese
weeaboo runts OUT
rip to the fallen
>>72652885
animale ends in -ese
>>72652885
nip nong bing bong
the oldest woman who ever lived smoked from when she was 21 until her death
>>72652885
It depends on the way the name sounds and when it was created. Iranian is used because the country used to be Persia and its people Persians
>>72652885
You forgot:
Germany - German (rather than Germani or Germanese)
There is no rule. It's nothing but exceptions ALL THE WAY DOWN.
im sorry im very bad at british
is it watter or water?
is it winnjing or whinjing?
>>72652885
Most countries with an -ian ending were named by the Romans, who put -a or -ia at the end of all their place names
>>72653043
Australia
>>72653026
The rule there is that -ny places have -n demonyms (see Albany, Tuscany, Saxony)
it's turtles all the way down
>>72653066
Terra Australis (Southern Territory)
Still Latin
>>72653097
Straya
I know some of you lads enjoy westernised slutty UK brown girls so here you go:
http://i.4cdn.org/g/1490260877173.jpg
youre givin me givin me nothing but shattered dreams shattered dreams
feel like i could run away run away from this empty hooooooouse
youre givin me givin me nothing but shattered dreams shattered dreams
How is black gf 2017 going lads?
>>72653075
>lisbon
>lisboan
>>72653026
there are a lot of countries all over the world
must I remember all of adjective forms of countries?
>>72653081
this is one of my favourite phrases
Krautlad =Germany
Froglad = African except South Africa
Strayacunt = Australia
Fush an' Chups = New Zealand
Heil Hitler! (author meme note: just kidding not really! I vote labour).
>>72653111
Presumably follows the vein of African -a states (Angola, Nigeria, Gambia, Zambia, Uganda, Kenya, Eritrea, Somalia, South Africa) and others like Guyana in simply adding an N
>>72653137
Cheap attempt by cartographers to say Portuguese people are gay
>>72653199
Fair enough
>>72653132
Are those British made DMs or the chink ones with the shit soles?
lots of psuedo linguists ITT
fuck right off with your french style prescriptionism of the english language
>>72653132
Shamefully whenever I see a black woman this is where my focus goes
Can you tell the adjective form of Rwanda for the moment?
If you can't tell it immediately, how do you say?
Rwandi? Rwandese? Rwandian?
i have a very average sized willy and left nut
but an enormous (not cancerous though, just a cyst iirc) right nut
this gives me an uncomfortably large bulge that i cannot hide
>>72653255
*neuters you*
FOY
>>72653232
Just combining my vast knowledge of national naming conventions with a little common sense
Why dont you fuck off to /cum/ where you're welcome
>>72653253
Rwandan
normans ROOOOOOOOOOOOO-wandan
>>72653255
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
*waits for the new thread to do a post*
>>72653285
nah i think im gonna fuck off my /cum/ right into you
one more (you) and i'll show you my big bollock
The Caribbean region almost entirely uses the -an suffix except Trinidad and a couple of others
Make a new thread cunts.
make anew thread fuck
>>72653342
What's the english language convention for renaming New Zealand into Poo Peeland?
>>72653348
This.
Got a belter post lined up, not spaffing it in this old thread.
>>72653364
poo peelandese
>>72653348
>>72653353
Don't use such crass language
>>72653364
No such thing
Some absolute morons on here. London attack was absolute evil but when I see people writing stuff like "people who voted remain, their blood is on your hands, traitor". Mentioning no names but people with this mentality are really no better than the terrorists they despise.
just did a terror attack and they think it was some muslim guy lmao
VERY interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUgV-2_ogl8