Crushed like the bugs they are edition
anime
/esp/
Business idea: shop
business idea: put something in the water that makes the FROGS GAY
>>72648753
that'll be all from you hans
>cure
Exclusive homosexuality isn't an illness, just like you aren't trying to cure left-handedness, you mongs.
>google London attacks
>only sources are bbc, the guardian and other cuck news sources
>>72648794
LOOK, GUYS, I SAID KEK AGAIN
AM I COOL YET? HAHAHAHA :DDDDDDD
>>72648779
In the future people will be straight and ambidextrous, get over it
>>72648808
>KEK
I think the word you are looking for is "CU?CK", you pathetic little cuckoid.
give how much the alt-right generally projects i think we can safely assume they all have a raging cuck fetish
basks in the ambience
>I think the word you are looking for is "CU?CK", you pathetic little cuckoid.
Don't you know
'Bout a zillion years ago
Some star sneezed, now they're paging you in reception
Don't you know
Jack and Jill-ion years ago
Some dinosaur dropped the pail when it saw our reflection
morn lads
>>72648729
>>72648729
>>72648729
>AU - get fucked leaf
it's pretty uneventful 2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZF7HfABxtK
I'm not @ing you Stormzy
Charlie's tryna cause trouble, haha
He's a prick
He's tryna cause trouble
I'm gonna burst his bubble, haha
I'm gonna take his hat, haha
He's not getting that hat, haha
That snapback's gone, outside the building
From my hometooooooown
From my hometooooowhoown
Korea has a sex and literal shit park. They are both great. Jeju island ftw.
Busan is based too.
Soon?
*enters the thread with a vile aura*
>>72648873
Ari
>>72648911
*sprays you with Lynx™ Gold Temptation®*
>arrests in Birmingham
Ah yes the multicultural utopia of Birmingham
smells like curry
Isbbc tryin hard to not state the terrorists ethnicity?
>>72648936
pooey lynx lad?
it's all i had on hand at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
FATCAM
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How did you like your experience with the Islamic Vehicle of Cultural Enrichment, /brit/?
>>72648995
Banned in Sweden. God knows why.
>>72649022
good for accelerationism maybe i suppose
>>72649033
White males.
Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-FgHOZBfq0
>Ukraine depot blasts prompt evacuations
oy vey
>>72649022
The only answer is more refugees
gf on the left
>>72649077
me in the cab
BAN ASSAULT CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72649053
haha works fine, GJ Sweden.
We wuz Vikings
>>72649070
More muslims would make them less likely to do terrorist acts. After all 'and Allah said unto Mohamed, thou sahll not shit where thou eat.'
>>72649077
No wonder those people got run over, I'd get confused if everyone drove on the wrong side of the road too.
Haven't cum for a week
gotta go to work in less than a day
As you can see the French are mourning in solidarity with us.
>>72649124
haven't worked since jan 19th
morning lads. working at home today aha
>>72649077
Atheist prayers.
>lad flirts with me and draws hearts and messages on my notebook in uni
>find out he's bi
>he finds out i'm gay
"Oh sorry I have a girlfriend"
>go to night out and then house party with him
>make out and sleep (actual sleep) with the girl who likes me only to make out with him a bit
>she continues to abuse me next day in my hungover state
JUST
Had a shower
Got my glans out so it dries properly
me in the glasses
>>72649153
haha same except I'm just relaxing at home all day not working (but getting paid for it because its annual leave)
>>72649146
fake news
>>72649162
dont get it
font
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRswxxT3HQ8
np Kong - Bonobo
>>72649162
unintelligible gibberish
>>72649169
maisie, keanu, drunk prat, are kev, anything else?
What does 'buying into the hype' mean? Am I autistic? Please help
In short, I was a bit raped by a grill.
my vocaroo collection.
taking requests
>>72649162
all roma should be killed
>>72649230
was the grill hot?
XDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHA GET IT?????????????????????????????????
>>72649215
1) this is not google
2) yes
3) no one can help you
>>72649213
poleaboo
>>72649215
To "buy into the hype" is to sincerely believe that something which is going to be released / is on the horizon is going to be good because other people are buzzing about it.
Example:
>reading through a comment section for an Avengers 2 trailer on Reddit and starting to believe yourself that the film would be good because other plebs think it will be good.
Are you autistic? Yes probably. Or perhaps some kind of idiot.
>>72649215
she has nice boobies
>>72649234
maccas run
>>72649215
>2 new posts
I have the same skin tone as her
>>72649215
Crickey. She's perfect. Burning coal no doubt.
BIG
>>72649245
I'm not a gypsy you mong.
>>72649002
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>>72649215
Buying into the hype is basically what people were doing when they thought No Man's Sky was going to be the best game ever before it came out. Basically it means getting excited about something because of what other people are saying about it.
think i'm the only kid who's ever screamed in public because i refused to go in a maccies
>>72649259
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vcLy5g6wvN
Who /crippling anxiety before work/ here?
>>72649296
>veins in boobs
never seen that before desu
>>72649313
first time then?
>>72649296
mummy
Some lad beat me at chess on time by having 1.2 seconds more time left than me, then gloated
fuming
Yesterday's killer no more representative of Muslims than Jo's killer representative of Yorkshire people
>>72649328
been watching porn since i was 8, kiddo. im 23 now. so fuck off
pulled a muscle in my leg and currently waiting for the pain to subside
>>72649305
We'll be here when you get home lad.
>>72649305
just 2 days left lad
this time tomorrow you will be facing down your last day and then it will be the weekend
>>72649340
hello x
>>72649352
Then there's no way you've never seen veins in tits
t. 23 year old
27-year-old gay Romanian man posts about being gay 24/7 on a general filled with teenagers.
Is he a nonce?
What's going on?
>driving test tomorrow
So fucking nervous lads, really don't wanna fail again
>>72649393
4chan is an 18+ website
JANNY
>>72649409
*sips coffee*
mmmm
what's going on here?
come on wagies! off you go!
>>72649417
Gay Romanian nonce
>>72649392
>t. 23 year old
:| are you me?!!?!?!?!?!
>>72649370
You really enjoyed that win didn't you lad
Dangers ranked according to leftists:
1. Art gallery with pepe memes
2. Being friends with Russia
99. Islamic radical attacking parliament
>>72649437
already saw this one reddit
stole a rugby ball
>>72649429
that depends, what kind of porn are you jerking it to?
>>72649436
parliament being attacked is desireable
>>72649463
lesbian fart domination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKB9JqLAHNY
got 5 tablespoons of milo in cup, theres more milo than milk at this point
mummy wont be happy ive drunk it all myself
>>72649437
Thatll be on youve been framed soon
got an itchy sweaty bum
>>72649424
>insuring
The 27-year-old Romanian paedophile creep.
landan black cabs look well bent and out of place up north
>>72649480
never understood the bruce obsession with milo. it's alright, nothing special.
having a think
>>72649479
No idea what Michael Hutchence saw in her.
Ah yes, for no reason whatsoever I'm a nonce. Why don't you bully genuine nonces like anime posters?
>still can't find a pirated version of the new mass effect
lazy fucking piraters need to get to work
Straight up the shitter
might get out of bed
>>72649503
i will drop you if you dont fuck off
>>72649529
dannii > kylie 2bh, he fucked up
>>72649543
>rich, rugged, robust
literally me
roma...
>>72649537
You're a 27 year old man. Get a life.
>>72649562
t. deano
>>72649529
he saw his willy going in and out of her mouth proabbly
disappointed in myself —_—
>>72649478
we're not the same person then
>You're a 27 year old man. Get a life.
>>72649548
Only half 8. Get comfy and sleep for a few more hours.
>>72649550
Danni had them monstrous nostrils. Wasn't a qt since Home and Away.
i cant take my eyes off you
>>72649569
t. Paedo
>>72649615
>half 8
half past 8 dumb brits
and youre wrong about dannii, you can fuck off as well
>>72649615
Shit boob job too. Wonky nips
i'm only level 20 in pokemon go even though i've been playing since it came out
>>72649670
I thought everyone stopped playing it like a week after it came out.
It's shit
>>72649550
milo is shit m8. poor man's ovaltine and ovaltine's already shit.
>>72649598
desu there are a couple good videos in which hot girls fart, if you're interested.
>>72649691
retard
>>72649691
i'd say about a month is more accurate
anyway i only play it when i happen to go out which is almost never as i am a neet
>>72649699
refuse to believe youve had it then, ovaltine is shit and is in no war comparable to the superior product that is milo
>>72649670
That fad came and went already m80
>>72649723
Just do the gps arrow key hack and walk around with the on screen keypad.
>>72649735
it'll probably have a revival at some point because of some major update or something
>>72649713
Show me, I'm always interest in expanding my interests
>>72649748
explain
>>72649077
me on the right
>>72649748
why didn't you reply to me ;(
>>72649750
They released it too early, if it was anything like the gameboy version where you battled wild pokemon and trainers in a same/similar style it would have smashed it. Now it's never going to live down it's reputation.
>>72649769
root > xposed framework > then choose any one of the 20+ modules.
>>72649789
whoa whoa whoa slow down neo
>>72649787
because you are being a roody-poo
>>72649810
No he wasn't.
>>72649808
Do you have an Android phone?
Is it rooted?
>>72649831
i have an iphone
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
>>72649810
oh :\
i'm sry ;((
>>72649831
>>72649847
lmao
>>72649486
Pics. x
>>72648736
Can we ban all non-British posters?
This is a British thread for British values and British people.
No more Swedes, no more Americans, no more Pakis.
All out.
Honest, British shitposters for the Honest British people.
>>72649866
yeah i know but i can't be fucked to learn how to use anything else
will probably switch to an android soon though unless the 7s brings back the headphone jack
Can we ban all British posters?
They can't even get doubles
Interesting on Sweden jube.
Ray is fine but Ray and Les Hiddens can't be watched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR7N5zuC8WI
>>72649891
Androids are simple to use too, the difference being if you want to get into some deep nerd level shit, you can.
>>72649760
ok so this one is a girl who is fingering herself so hard that she accidentally farts @ 6:45 (can barely hear it, you need to pay close attention) and @ 9:30 (so obvious she even laughs)
http://www.youporn.com/watch/11070727/genuine-squirting-orgasm
but this one is just straight up a 40 year old blond milf with a hot ass farting.
https://www.xvideos.com/video485849/milf_farting
it takes a desensitized cock. i only got into thid fetish via pussyfarts, i don't think i would actually get turned on by a girl farting irl
im not a freak
>>72649901
Neither did you, criminal offspring. Get back to your desert wasteland.
found this gif elsewhere and it made me think of /brit/ haha
I have a Nokia Lumia 925 on W10M.
>>72649918
Also ads piss me off
at what age did you realise french electronic music was objectively superior than british music
>>72649945
>>72649952
And listening to YouTube in the background or screen off should be standard
>>72649945
i can do that, easy
>>72650000
>>72649964
redpill me on stand high patrol
>>72649993
>>72650007
>>72649964
>french electronic music
>not 60s french ye-ye
come on bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9GaoOIAds
we go again
spastic faggot CUNT KYS WANKER BASTARD
Big with Oasis???
british music is made by niggers for niggers
>>72650042
lol liberal babbies would crack soon if there were few more terrorist attacks
terrorists attack because they hate the fact that we don't just tolerate each other but we embrace and celebrate each other
Lads how do I get an autism diagnosis
I don't actually have autism, however I am 21 years old and have no friends and have never kissed a girl and think having the autism label would make life easier.
is it plagiarism to cite something and basically just paraphrase lots of shit in the same order?
>no one replies to you again
just kill myself then desu
>>72650042
written by Shaniqua Omaroso
>>72650125
just be yourself haha
>>72650144
no
>>72650125
don't appropriate my culture you CUNT
>>72650039
Shit like Gilberto inspired 60s Frog music.
Brazil wins. Maybe Portugal can't be sure.
>>72650154
nobody likes irish posters
dont blame them desu
[WARNING ! ! !] [WARNING ! ! !]
BOMBERS SEEN FLYING OVER LONDON
>>72650154
why don't you fuck off to your own general wannabe brit
>>72650154
adios
ah yes another episode of
>feel like a social/general failure
>try to pin it on some mental illness
>meet someone or know someone with that illness and realize youre not nearly as nonfunctional as them
>>72650186
i know one good song for brazil in the 60s, that's pretty close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoKmp9Ooywk
>>72650042
>jolly well carry on
was this written during the blitz?
>>72650125
go to ur doctor tell them your depressed they will send you to see a therapist and you can them all about your shit life and hopefully get put forward for esa because your so inept with society
t. what i did
>telling people about your fake depression for gibs
>not trying to better yourself
no wonder the west is falling
>>72649540
lazy fucks need to stop pirating copyrighted works and start paying the dosh so the owners are rightfully compensated.
>>72650209
I never said I was autistic
I would like to be though
That being said, there's got to be SOMETHING wrong with me
>>72650221
What if they don't believe me, I don't look like an aspie, I'm muscular and have a deep voice
>>72650042
>ahaha no thanks terrorists we like tea!
feels like something a "tolerate moderate musllims " sadiq khan loving numale would write
>>72650211
Quality bosa nova
>>72650125
here you go lad
*takes out oversized stamp*
*stamps LOSER onto your forehead
>>72650253
>loser
foy
>>72650246
i could buy it but the reviews are fairly iffy on if its good
>>72650211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5QfXjsoNe4
the classic.
I just found out they removed imdb message boards
Now where will I read endless pages of dumb shit opinions? I still have /brit/, I guess
>>72650268
fop (fuck off, paddy)
>>72650291
foy
>>72650248
> I'm muscular and have a deep voice
font
>>72650292
wonder what TheChamCham is going to do now
>at the club with a friend
>dancing and stuff
>turns to me and says he doesn't know if hes gay or not
>says he wouldn't give but he'd like to try take it
what did he mean by this?
>>72650320
>>says he wouldn't give but he'd like to try take it
that's honestly the gayest thing he could have said
>>72650320
Probably that he wants you to punch his prostate and the back of his throat with your dick.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12589680
a poll of crucial importance
>>72650320
get a girl to peg him, that's not gay
>>72650292
>where will I read endless pages of dumb shit opinions?
/tv/ retarrd
>>72650352
it was awkward as fuck. I just went to get a drink rather than answer him
>>72649296
is she doing a wank
>>72650252
aye it's a really great song. brigitte bardot did it in french with serge gainsbourg helping in the music, it's pretty sexy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mclhCMmv8
idk if it'll be available in sweden. look it up on dailymotion or something, it's a really good song.
>>72650270
Stan Getz American sax goddammit nothing is original
>>72650311
I'm not a normie
>>72650405
>muscular
>deep voice
OK, chad
>>72650394
french honestly sounds like shit
>>72650361
>>72650361
gonna do that to you with a misericorde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0&list=RDKlyXNRrsk4A&index=27
thought adele was a meme until i heard this song
>>72650419
i have a pretty deep voice.
not really an indicator on normiedom
there are never any new posters here... sad
>>72650394
That's actually not available in Sweden. Wew
they killed a solid 7 rip
>>72649874
don't be on the wrong side of history m8
>>72650419
I have 0 friends, no social media and have never held a girls hand
Not really a normie Tbh
>>72650441
hello dago
>>72650427
>french honestly sounds like shit
really? i quite like it desu
it's always the same posters here everyday... sad
getting a nice benzo/alcohol buzz rn lads
>>72648818
>humanity has a future
lol
Also people will be left handed in the future because right brain dominance is more advantageous in an advanced world.
>>72650454
Fair enough. Can never be too sure on /brit/ nowadays. Too many normie uni/student cunts.
>>72650488
hola el dago de mierde
what does dago mean
There Was months firmly convinced that I needed a bigger house to buy, but 'm beginning now to doubt.
The strange thing is that I am just overwhelmed by work, and I'm heading for a recordyear.
Maybe just what overworked.
>>72650320
he wants a hard long one up his butt-hole.
>>72650511
abnormies need to stick together
BEADY
DAGO
DAGO
EYES
alri lads
>>72650511
you just know half the "lads" on /brit/ are barely even popular irl
tfw don't know the meaning of most of the slang used here
>>72650545
'chines
>>72650545
transmit copulation apparatuses
he wants to rent a shitbox from Solihull
and proceed to make London fall.
>>72650559
>apparatuses
>
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/apparatus#Latin
>>72650559
>tfw mom found the copulative automoton
If I fake autism would companies hire me out of pity/quotas
hello lads
>tfw mother found the cum curtains
>>72650580
i'm not speaking latin am i?
twat
no new posters = no replies
>tfw chatelaine found the stimulative oblong
>>72650595
because they didn't want the attacker to be muslim
Reckon the spanish poster should do a trick ahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xckBwPdo1c
>>72650583
>>72650601
>>72650625
back to r3ddit with you, JFs
>>72650557
>>72650559
alri haha
>№72650556
oh dear, the plight of being a outlander (!)
fart homo nigger :D
Sent a message to a girl I felt I really clicked with. Pretty much agreed with everything on her profile.
Probably won't message me back
weeing
>>72650674
good and don't care
>tfw pharaoh found the Judaic phylactery
fuck off dago
>tfw we fucked you yesterday in the football match
>tfw terrorist attack happened
REVENGE FOR DRESDEN
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
>there are two people with Spanish flags here RIGHT NOW
reckon i should just kill myself
>>72650647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4
>>72650589
>fake
haha yeah i think they'd probably believe you
iт’s like the Israelite was exposed to machines' pornography at a præpubescent age, took hold of him and never left. to this day it is his biggest fetish.
>>72650715
nah, leave it out, mate
>>72650709
winning a football match is considered adequate revenge for 20,000 deaths in Germany?
>tfw fuhrer found the nonagonal candelabrum
>>72650751
and it was just a friendly match
reckon I could just bill my elf
the feeling when the israelite's tzaddik found the stimulative automaton footage
>>72650742
dislike this britishicism
>>72650751
No.
There is a lot more to come
>>72650709
going to watch this later
In the essay he wrote proving that the Gulf War ‘did not take place’ – since all that business involving Saddam Hussein, Kuwait, and the allied forces was no more than television playacting – Baudrillard stated, ‘What is scandalous, in our day, is not attacks on moral values, but on the principle of reality.’ I wholly agree. At the same time, this seems to me an involuntary and harsh self-criticism from someone who, for many years now, has invested his dialectic shrewdness and the persuasive power of his intelligence in proving to us that audio-visual technology and the communications revolution have abolished the human ability to tell the difference between truth and lies or history and fiction, and have made us, bipeds of flesh and blood strayed into the media labyrinth of our time, mere ghostly automatons, pieces of machinery stripped of freedom and knowledge and condemned to expire without ever having lived
>>72650799
I'm not gonna fucking read this "mate."
>>72650797
please have Martin Tyler's commentary from Sky Sports.
>used to have a good relationship with thailad
>some ABSOLUTE FUCKHEAD fucks it all up after I go abroad
thx haitiANO
>>72650709
is this in response to my post in the churchill thread lol
>>72650797
>he bought a DVD to watch some football game
Only time you feel proud of your cunt eh?
>>72650799
the gulf war happened though
>>72650885
No, it didn't
>>72650472
You have taste. The other limp dick faggot hasn't.
>>72650751
You're a ridiculous nation, your national dish is some indian shit, all you got are memories of a better time where you were relevant and even back then you couldn't mess with us without the help of the two greatest nations back at that time. What does britain have to offer nowdays? A bunch of raping pakis, tv licenses and the same shit every country else has due to globalization.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWZMkuMAcsQ
yass gurl slay, bitch
>>72650952
If I was German I'd sidestep the subject of rapist darkies tbqh
>>72651001
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/07/british-backpacker-kidnapped-raped-australia-everything-know/
>>72650545
oy vey lads
>>72650674
>tfw the only girls who message me are trannies
>>72651017
That's a good, honest white man's raping lad
have another
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-23/salt-creek-backpackers-honest-witnesses-prosecution-says/8376416
>>72650948
>You have taste
thanks
pic related
fuck are you into cunt
>>72650320
it's a ploy to get you to fuck his ass
he knows damn well hes gay