Nobody ever talks about Austria...

>>72648697
>Austria
Just convert to German.

you provided asylum for chechen terrorists so i have nothing positive to say about your country

>>72648721
We're not allowed to do that.
>>72648757
But we're the funny mountain people, right?

>>72648697
>What did we ever do to the world to deserve this?

Adolf

>>72648776
That's literally Germany's fault.

>>72648697
I used to shill for austria a year or two ago but then some Austrian anon said something that displeased me

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>trust me austria is a good boi

>>72648697
People always talk about how good you are at "bants"

>>72648803
Yeah, I do the same thing. I'll shill for countries that say nice things about America but then stop if they start chatting shit.

>>72648800
He's literally Austrian. It's your fault.

>>72648832
Nah

>>72648775
Aren't these bavarians and swiss?

>>72648855
Austrians are just Bavarians who didn't get to be a part of Germany tbqh

>>72648912
Well, good to know

>>72648854
100% your fault. Nobody likes you because of that.

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>>72648697
OK Latvia, you are welcome

>>72648697
That's what happens when you let A-H fall and become a meme artificial country.

At least not Belgium-tier though

>>72649068
>tfw you're just deforested Lebanon

>>72648697
Poste österreichische Köstlichkeiten, damit bekommt man Aufmerksamkeit.
Linzer- und Sachertorte, Kaiserschmarrn etc.

>>72649210
Es ist zu spät, ich gönne mir jetzt drei Monster Energy und fappiere in meiner Schanze zu Anime.

>>72648697
Hitler

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>>72648776
>implying Adolf was a mistake

>>72649210
>>72649881

English! you two cannot be trusted.

>>72649951
:>

Österreich? I like it.

>>72649963
what does that even mean mister??

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Austr*ans are literally the biggest cancer posters in /deutsch/

>>72650012
It's an emoticon

>>72650023
but why? are they ''redpillled'' ??

>>72650029
what does it mean?

>>72650071
Can't you see it? It's grinning, it's just a smiling face :>

Austria might unironically be the country against which we've fought the greater part of our wars, Britain be excepted.

Why would I trust you now?

>>72650023

But I like Austria.

>>72648697
>What did we ever do to the world to deserve this?
Following the P*pe's religion instead of Reformed Christianity and not joining mighty Prussia.

Could you Write something in your german dialect? :3 (I know there are no "official" written versions of dialect, but just imitate the sounds).

>>72650098
why do the germans hate you?>>72650023

>>72648697
i like austria especially hitler :)

>>72650152
der walt for the patcho

>>72648697
What is there in Austria anyway?

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You guys are only somewhat part of the successosphere.

>>72648697
>and even there we're not welcome
You'll die of waiting to be made welcome by anons, anon. If being welcomed was necessary I'd never end up fucking posting.

>>72648803
>I used to shill for austria
Good work, anon, "shilling" for a country while you're posting for the most disliked country on 4chan. Top strategy.

>>72650174
Echt? kannst du das gar nicht auf Deutsch schreiben? ,,die Wand für den Pantscho"; gern geschehen

>>72650152
Heast Hawara, wos wüst vo mir? Hau di über'd Dächer!
>>72650155
Well we don't like each other in general. Austrians hate Germans.

>>72650537
Ich habe nur "von mir, über und Dächer(?)" verstanden :3 vielen Dank! ich bin der Meinung, dass der Akzent von den Österreichern ist der Schönste

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>>72648697
My favorite painter is Viennese.

tut mir leid schluchtenbrudi : (((

>>72648697
Literally two world war.

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I like you guys :D

You gave the world Beethoven unlike the evil Germans who gave us Hitler.

>>72650910
nice meme

I like Austria, I should visit Wien

Been in Austria a few days ago. Really enjoyed this country, people were nice and streets were clean. Hey, Austrian anon, I really love your country, it has interesting and great history, nice culture and also it's a peaceful place. I would like to move to Australia when I'll become an oldfart.

>>72649005
Hey they also made Mozart, so I'd say they're 1-1

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>the eternal A*strian at it again

You pathetic little cuckold

He's crying for sympathy and then later goes back to shitting up /deutsch/

Its always the same with you guys

>>72651218

please see

>>72650023
and
>>72650059

>>72648697
>Austria
but you're germans so who cares

>>72651164
Mozart wasn't Austrian

Well the last time some britfag that visited Vienna said we were the edgiest people in the world and that's why nobody likes us.

I just talked to a random guy on the street that complained that only refugees are allowed to murder fags without prosecution, so that brit might be on to something.

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>be austria
>start two (2) world wars
>lose them both

>>72651232
?
whats your point?

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>>72651253
>WW1 wasn't started by Serbia and the German Kaiser
>WW2 wasn't started by a German politican

>>72650537
For good reason those people are the reason our media is so shitty and why we were flooded with sandnigs.

Those welcome celebration tards were all german, most our social workers are german, NGOs? German.

Fuck Germany.

>>72651262
A german says
>Austr*ans are literally the biggest cancer posters in /deutsch/
and then I reply
>but why? are they ''redpillled'' ??

what do you mean what's my point you stupid kraut???? I'm simply ASKING a QUESTION REEEEEE

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>>72651286
>ww1 wasn't started by austria-hungary invading serbia
>ww2 wasn't literally started by an austrian
epic

>>72651301
We are not redpilled we are the red pill.

>>72651307
>New Zealandish "education"

>>72651218
YEE BOI

>>72651313
t. adolf hitler

>>72651307
>invading serbia
Serbia belongs to us, can't invade your rightful clay.

>>72651235
I am Jewish.

>>72651301
wtf kinda question is that?

are you literally retarded?

and most importantly, what does that have to do with my post?

>>72651328
>can't invade your rightful clay
explain this then??
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_German_Samoa

>>72651343
Fuck off Dirk.

>>72651316
I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE
>>72651325
that's a compliment for me :3

>>72651342
So was Hitler.

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>my bf just gave me a good night cuddle

>>72651356
>I DIDNT KILL MY WIFE
Just locked her up with your daughter?

How many kids did you make with them?

>>72651343
Fuck off Dirk

I'm simply asking why the fuck do krautcucks hate based Austrians. It sounds like that's too much of a hard question on that muslim brains of yours to handle.

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We frequently talk about Austria when discussing plans to invade Carinthia for a third time.

>>72651342
>>72651301
>>72651382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oYZxcuzPGZ

>>72651382
>why the fuck do krautcucks hate based Austrians

And I answered that you retarded piece of lard, because theyre constantly spamming and shitposting in /deutsch/

Now what does them being redpilled or not have to do with that?

>>72651388
do it
Austria is rightfully Slovenian clay, and Austrians are basically germanized Slovenes

>>72651388
daily reminder that austria, croatia and venice are rightful slovenian clay

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>>72651388
Well every invasion failed so you can try again :3
I think Carinthia even has a bigger population than "Slovenia"
Also im so glad that slovenian is dying out. We didnt even put your "language" in the constitution
>>72651406
t. turko-syrian

>>72651393
Calm down goy

>>72651301
they're bluepilled as fuck

they elected a green president

>>72651423
hald jur mauf

to everyone ITT:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GHVSNXUsk0

>>72651423

EIN AMI LABERT ÜBERN DEUTSCHN

>>72651406
Austrians are the legitimate descendants of the roman empire, so everything is our clay.

A.E.I.O.U.

>>72650023
One bar is better than no bars.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HlMZqpd6lO

>>72651235
The neither was hitler, an ethnic german.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kpDhr0opWK

>>72651418
There's like 500.000 people in Carinthia, Klagenfurt is barely the size of Maribor. And it's for the better, for there is no human scum in the world quite like the average Heimatdienst-supporting, crypto-Nazi, Slovene-descended Carinthian.

Why don t you make a /kangaroo/ general?

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are you kidding? you like spawned literally hitler who is literally hitler oh my gooood like whaaat

>>72651504
That's true, but they still belong to us.

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Es gibt keinen FUCKING Gott

>>72651515
We also invented psychoanalysis, capitalism and zionism.

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>>72651525
>dgw ein Miehm bist

>>72651515
Also Tesla

>>72651543
So Austria is the source of all evil?

>>72651569
No, that's the Ottoman Empire.

>>72651569
Only Austrians can handle these powers, it's not our fault lesser humans corrupt our ideas.

ÖSTERREICH ÜBER ALLES

they always so smug

>>72651316
>>72651356
>>72651374
>>72651393
>>72651444
>>72651466
>>72651476
>>72651499
>>72651525
>>72651559
these are the average Ösi Posts we have to face day to day

>>72651610
Et tu Brute?

>>72651444
Wait a bit, did this poster say 'kaj'?

>>72651493
hitler was born in austria-hungary, thus he was austrian

>>72651641
no he said "guy"

hes the Dragonlord

One has to know this

>>72651617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZRi8iVmWpW

>>72651657
So was mozart

>>72651657
So? We threw him into prison and later we stripped him of citizenship.

>>72651687
no, mozart was born in the independant state of Salzburg

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fickts eich

>>72651395
what do you define as spamming and shitposting??? I put ''''redpilled''' with an emphasis on the quotes to show that a '''red pilled''' person is some idiot who dwells on /pol/ you sausagehead

>>72651393
I was on your side, how could you?

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>tfw gay

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>>72651716
>dgw letzte Woche wieder 2kg zugenommen

>>72651741
>I put ''''redpilled''' with an emphasis on the quotes to show that a '''red pilled''' person is some idiot who dwells on /pol/ you sausagehead
we call those "Ronnies"
Anyway

>what do you define as spamming and shitposting???

its hard to say, really
it varies from generic shitposting to being mean to other up to just constant spamming like >>72651316

>>72651763
wie fett bist du den inzwischen so?

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>>72651744
>>72651763
>diese beiden Posts

Hmm macht wirklich denken

Sind Fett- und Schwulösi etwa ein und dieselbe Person?

>CAPTCHA
kek, Woazn bitte

>>72651820
so are the majority of austrians ronnies?

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>>72651838
>the majority of austrians

theres literally only one Austrian poster and he plays all the other Characters

his name is Woazn

>>72651865
is he the one from the vocaroos? he sounds a bit dangerous desu

>>72651900
No, thats the Dragonlord, a famous German Meddler & YouTuber

>>72651915
your general sounds fun 2bh

>>72651835
:^)

>>72651900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0og2YADozvN

>>72651986
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0og2YADozvN
I won't believe you unless you say my name.

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>>72651940
>your general sounds fun 2bh

its horrible

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>>72648697
sorry to not much know Scheiße about austria
do austrian make notable stuff? anything :3

>>72652002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vERLyFPA7z

>>72652002
Bonnklinks?

>>72652035
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vERLyFPA7z
what?
>>72652037
what?
Leonardo

>>72652008
Generals are generally horrible.

>>72652056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zO85GZTaqm

>>72652105
generals were a mistake t.b.h.

>>72652111
not your OC you liar you are just reposting that famous german dragon guy.

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Warum ist eigentlich alles außerhalb Bayerns so ein kulturloses Scheißloch?

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>>72652150
>nem Ösi unironisch (You)s geben

serves you right

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>>72651915
>Dragonlord
No need to translate everything

>>72652218
not (austrian) unironic (yous) given?

is that somewhat accurate??

>>72652230
guy i hear you not

>>72652230
I browsed his videos on youtube and found nothing. Is he based?

>>72652249
hald jur mauf

>>72652250
Hald jur mauf

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>>72648697
I like Austria

The one Austrian person I've met was very kind to me.

>>72652271
don't fuck with me german man it's almost 4 am and I haven't slept

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>>72652340
hald jur mauf

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>>72648697
What kind of self centered, arrogant faggot makes a thread about his own country?
Stupid frogposter, YOU YOURSELF ARE THE REASON WHY EVERYBODY HATES US
You are a disgrace for all your countrymen.

EIN US LUFTGANGSTER SPRINGT IN DAS DRACHENGÄIM AB

>>72652270
yes totally

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>>72652392
>Englisch im /Ösi/-General

>>72648697
I like the low profile desu senpai

>Germans will be bred out of existence in your lifetime

Feels fantastic lads

>>72651543
>(((psychoanalysis)))

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>>72652441

>>72652392
:>

>>72652441
yeah is already happening to the white minority in the US :^)
we're still 92% native

>>72652481
wasn't 60% ?

t.not him

Funny, we Slovenians feel the same. We only have /ex-yu/ and even there we're not welcome.

It's almost like we have something in common. Almost.

>>72652481
>>72652485
Keep struggling, it only makes my penis harder

>>72652441
And that's why everybody hates you

>>72648697
I love Austria's flag. Absolutely aesthetic. If I had to change flag it would be to the Austrian one.

>>72652552
it kind of looks like peru desu

>>72652485
92% is native born
but ~18% overall is of foreign origin, though most are slavs which is fine by me

>>72652559
>comparing Austria's flag to the shitflag that is canada without a flag

stop

>>72652249
not giving an Austrian (You)s unironically

>>72648697
was redest du denn, ihr seid die größten scheißposter in /deutsch/

>>72652579
leaf*

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>>72651393
You sound like a farmer

>>72652585
wtf i love german now

>>72652618
Pssst, Ruhe!

>>72652630
He's austrian, he doesn't know what proper german is. Don't believe him.

>>72652696
>nem kraut unironisch (You)s geben

>>72648697
So viele (du)s habe ich noch nie für einen simplen Scheiszepfosten bekommen. Danke an Alle die dabei waren!

>>72652802
sorry I just got exited cause I almost understood what that other german said I wanted to sound like one of the gang.

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>all these replies for such a shit thread

>>72652849
:>

>>72648697
Are native Austrians Slavic? Or are they German?

>>72652899
both
just because most of it was mostly slavic at some point doesn't mean people there are just german speaking slavs now
there was massive immigration of bavarians into those areas which is how they were assimilated in the first place

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Würdet ihr?

Gerade gefunden. Frisch eingestellt

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>>72650357
4chan's servers are located in the US tho

>>72652728
Fettsack gib a Ruh

>>72653050
Würde unironisch


Ist sie fett?

Und wo guckst du? Kaufmich.com?

>>72652945
I see. Thanks for the answer.

I like Gustav Klimt's drawings. For me, his drawings are the essence of the western art.

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>>72653133
>Gustav Klimt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baumgarten,_Vienna

>>72652945
Bavarians aren't Ferman either, they are fucking Celts. Only true Germans are in northwest Germany.

>>72653314
whatever you say Mahmut

>>72648697
The solution to your problem is Anschluss

>>72648697
there are only a few austrian posters i think. the one of them ive often come across is a hardcore alt-right poster using racial slurs, /pol/ack buzzwords alot so i dont willingly talk to him

/int/ made my good impression of Australia ruined completely

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>>72653349
dae le ride kangaroos xddd

kys tripshit

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>>72653652
oh, hey another fake australia

don't even expect a (you) from me

>>72653458
No, pretty much every Austrian is racist. Even our liberal left can be baited into racist rants.

It's just who we are.

I want to buy property in Austria. Maybe a little farm

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>>72653718
if someone replaced the latvian and austrian flag, would anyone really even notice?>>72653742

>>72653743
avoid sydney and melbourne, I guess. the prices are probably insane

>hes still desperate for attention from me

>>72652899
I'm basically a mix of all core countries that were part of the Habsburg Empire and bavarian ofc.

I would post DNA results, but the lab is slow.

You have to do something to be relevant. Just do not copy Sweden

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>>72653808
:C

I've visited Austria and it was really nice, and I fucked an Austrian qt here for a bit and she was really nice, but austrian posters on /int/ are the fucking worst

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Place your bets

>>72649935
this

ily austria <3

>>72652538
You're just a mountain tribe of Croats. Shut up.

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>>72648697

>>72648697
Test.

ÖSIJOSCHER RUHEEE

>>72656202
NEIEN

>>72648697
Well I mean you are responsible for producing Hitler

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Daily reminder

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>>72660486
Context