/CUM/ Baseball has come home, USA world champs edition

puerto rico... YOU ESSE

>>72646681
Has any other group of people taken a bigger L this year than spics

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WE'RE BRINGING IT HOME BOYS

I've always held the opinion that every sport would be infinitely better if the ball in play would blow up on contact if nothing interesting is happening

>>72646847
haha XD so funny

sportsball amirite? LOL

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>>72646681
>where are black players?
congrat!

Is it time?

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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH OU ES AH

>>72646681
>be the only country who plays that shit
>win
>USA USA USA
bravo

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USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

>>72649755

your neighbor was literally in the semifinals, stupid kraut

>>72649755
What? We had to beat many teams including Japan and Puerto Rico.

>>72649755
It's more of a Pacific-Caribbean thing.
Japs, Cubans, Dominicans love that shit.

Been drunk the past 24 hours and feeling a bit chestpain, if I die I'm spending my last here with you fellas because I love USA. Consider this snownigga murican from now

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dog bless

>>72649755
>USA wins the equivalent of the World Cup of baseball
>has to beat a bunch of other countries to do it
>"hurr you're the only one that plays it"

>>72649775
Curacao is germany's neighbor?

>>72649822

are you stupid?

>>72649835
How many fucking Dutch players were on that team?

>>72649822
>Curacao
>444 km2
>444
Makes u think.

>>72649862
They were all Dutch I would imagine.

>chatting on American forum with Americans using American language
>watching American movies with bad Russian translation
>playing American games
>working for American outsource company
Feel myself American even without living in America

I was at the semifinal yesterday against Japan, good stuff.

>>72649835
>>72649862
>>72649946
Since at least one of you seems confused here, I'll explain: the Netherlands' team was composed largely of players from the Netherlands Antilles, a group of islands in the Caribbean, rather than from the Netherlands proper (i.e. in Europe).

Cut my hair today military type

I'll be the laughing stock in my classroom for a whole day

Had to do it, heat is disgusting

>>72650358
Go to bed miguel

>>72650414
>Miguel
My name isn't even Mexican

But yeah, I should go

cant sleep over the sound of my roommate taking a shower

Thinking about getting up early and going to McDonald's for a couple of egg mcmuffins before work

cant sleep over the sound of my roommate taking a dump

it's just the same nimroids everyday here, there are never any new posters, hence no replies

cant sleep over the sound of my roommate taking the SATs

cant sleep over the sound of my roommate taking the piss outta me nan

>tfw you create a meme

it's canada's fault that there no new posters here

ppl come here and the first thing they see is canada tarding up the catalog

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>>72650889
So you're saying we're the apex predator of this ecosystem of shitpostnig

>>72650719
>>72650889
Everyone's asleep you retarded faggot

>>72651658
Not me, for I am a real nigga and it's RNH

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>>72651691
Canada why do you do this

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>>72651771
Because real niggas don't follow rules

Fuck USA and its stinkin' rednecks!

cum lol

>>72652050
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISSS REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>72652050

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Seriously

Who the hell comes up with this bullshit?

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I hate women

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>>72652956
Hmmmm

>>72653069
Now I really hate women

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>>72646681
Great thread

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>>72653144
Stop

........

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Me yesterday

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Ugh gf Shiite Muslims

>>72653407
You girlfriend shits muslims?

>>72654466
Randall Cobb and I don't even have friends unlike Shia

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got a cold lads and its sucking

>>72655266
Canada is that real estate agent and I don't like white girls

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>stay up late and get only 5 hours of sleep
>regret it the second i wake up
always get 8 hours buds

>>72655341
What did America mean by this?

>>72655351
You sleep well and a psychiatrist who =:O

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>mfw straight friend who doesn't know I'm gay changes in front of me

>>72655899
You say this on r9k in my life everyday you gay :~ :-*

*sniffs your armpits* *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffff*

>>72649755
Holland is best baseball team in Europe I warrant it.

Korea! Korea! Go! Go!!:-P

>>72655899
Back to your containment board

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HELLO CUMMERS x_ddDD

>>72656541
sup

>>72656789
drinking coffee and just ate sum rye bread with shitload of cucumber
now listening to music and chilling, while looking at birds outside

>>72656823
>m rye bread with shitload of cucumber
Ewww, too healthy

>>72657296
yes i am health autist

>>72649755
this

*types something in the keyboard*
*hits enter*
*leans back in chair*
aahhh hard work

>>72656823
Post birds

>>72657537
yeah in a sec, busy for few minutes

>>72657753
REEEEeeeeeeEEEeeEeEee

gays

>>72658215
Bost benis

>>72646681
I'm just impressed they pulled it off and at least in this picture are mostly white.

>>72658339
Racist

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Reminder

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>>72657537
too lazy to edit the raw files so just straight from raw

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>>72658487
kot too for the wait and free you
>>72657537

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>>72658448

been watching this 24/7 power rangers stream on and off the past few days

i only watched the first season when it first aired, i had no fucking idea it was still going today and it's got like 800 episodes

>>72658586
>>72658487
Nice, thanks

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>be a 350 pound degenerate with terrible tastes in everything and no actual understanding of science or the economy
>call yourself the saviour of the white race and spend the entire day calling everyone kikes and niggers

wow i'm really impressed

Mornin' my cumbums

Feels good to be world champion of baseball

>>72658867
Curacao

>>72658787
What the fuck does "understand science" mean

I know the most science of anyone fag

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>>72658787
>supports an ideology where the strong rule and the weak should be ruled over
>hates chad and normies for bullying him

>>72659097
That science evolves and stuff written by biologists 150 years ago isn't currently accepted just because it exists.

>wow i love science check out this article saying that genes indicate that all races are 100% different and supports segregation, i mean i only read the title off a /pol/ post and obviously didn't realize that the article discusses olfactory sensory similarities between genetically similar individuals that can lead to them choosing to be with similar people

>Today, Senators will vote to allow ISPs to sell your internet history and end FCC online privacy rules

Everybody is going to know what porn you look at after today anon.

>>72659268
Oh well

lol fuck people

https://youtu.be/NeDJRiApaSk

really makes u think

>>72659268
awesome, maybe it'll help me quit wasting my time on it.

>>72659451
I know

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The triumvirate is here

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>>72659099
>when you feel inadequate because of your lack of dating experience, but you strongly support the social norms that prevent you from having sex

Hey you anon,

today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.

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>>72659579
Nay

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>>72659611
>When you simultaneously blame individualism for the death of western civilization and shit on collectivist ideologies for being subhuman despite being a part of a collectivist ideology

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>>72646681
>wake up
>blow nose
>small amount of blood in phlegm
>brush tongue
>small amount of blood in spit

Has anybody had this happen before? I think I just brushed my tongue too hard and have dry sinuses but maybe it is something worse.

>>72659801
You're dying

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>>72659801
The only way to solve this is to shove dildo in butt.

Post pics. Call 911 asap.

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The word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out

>>72659823
FUCK
>>72659840
I will need to see some qualifications before I take your advice doktor frog.

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>>72659943
JURE MA WUNDERWAAAAHLL

>>72659801
Just go to the ER. You faggots always like talking about how FREEE it is

>>72660046
>free
>wait 12 days to see a doctor

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Man I sure love low-skilled temporary foreign workers, thanks Chretien, Martin, Harper, and Trudeau!

Just heard a fellow student unironically say that standardized tests are designed for white people

>>72660425
Very old SATs literally are

>hes still in school

fuck off children

>>72660450
Yeah well don't live very long ago

>>72660523
wtf i hate the future now

Going to go do a fap, have a good one my buds

Canada? More like CAN'Tada

>>72651874
Good game, Puerto Rico!

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>>72660738
stop

what's more likely to draw unwanted attention? walking around town or longboarding around town?

Want to watch a movie in the morning (IST)? I've found a good way to stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXgP6hYnf6s

>this is considered entertainment in the US

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>I enjoy baseball

>>72661657
>buzzfeed

Stopped right there.

>>72661456
dont longboard if making chicks wet af is unwanted attention 4 u

I posted an image of a cartoon horse on here and got banned.
go ahead and try to one-up me if you think you're hard enough.

>>72661757
>I shitpost on a Laotian rice trading pantry because normies liking things I don't like causes insecurity so I feel the need to tell random people about it in a roundabout way by spouting memes that may or may not get noticed but I made my point anyway. Hotpocket

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>>I shitpost on a Laotian rice trading pantry because normies liking things I don't like causes insecurity so I feel the need to tell random people about it in a roundabout way by spouting memes that may or may not get noticed but I made my point anyway. Hotpocket

We Japanese celebrate USA.
However, since we have the most victory in Japan, the world's strongest is still Japan.

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>>72661893
>>72661977
uncanny

>>72661829
please don't bully I just want to get around and I can't afford a car

>>72662047
The Jap is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jap and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

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>>72662047

>>72662047
zito animale

I've had cashews for breakfast and lunch

>>72662436
im glad his arms are censored

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A 19-year-old with dual American-Israeli citizenship has been arrested in connection with recent bomb threats on Jewish Community Centers, according to a report in The Jerusalem Post.

At least 145 bomb threats have been made to Jewish centers since January 1st. It’s unclear how many of the threats today’s arrestee was responsible for, but investigators are treating him as a central suspect. “He was the main suspect behind the numerous amount of threats which were made to different Jewish communities and organizations around the world,” investigators told the Post.

Investigators confirmed that the suspect was using anonymizing methods to hide his identity, and it is still unclear how they were able to locate him. The structure of the US phone system makes it difficult to trace anonymous calls made to US locations, particularly if the calls were routed through a compromised phone system.

While the majority of the threats targeted US centers, investigators discovered today’s arrestee by tracing the origin of a threat called into a New Zealand facility in 2016. The suspect will be indicted in Israeli court, although the United States may seek extradition.

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thanks america for this fine piece of woman

>>72649819
I believed this to be true

Are we just mistaking it with the "world" series?

You guys ever take a nap for a bit when you get to work and are particularly tired?

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Make American Fathers and Sons Play Catch Again.

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>>71737089 (You)
can you imagine the fat neckbard sitting there in a dark room with only the screen glowing. he has cheeto-dust on his fingers and is currently cutting taylor swifts hair from her body in photoshop to put it on a pepe later. "that will show those libtard normies"
Words hurt, buds .___.

>>72662892
no because naps makes me even more tired desu

>>72662892
>napping at work

Doesn't that get in the way of the important, rigorous work you do as your part of contributing to Canada and being paid rightly so??

>>72659268
I hope you Drumpftards are happy

>>72659268
oh well

>>72663008
>implying anyone but some blue-collared workers work a full 8 hours a day

>>72662946
Stop spamming this you autist

>>72663098
I worked hard on it

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Oregon
West Virginia
Kansas
Arizona

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>tfw you will never be a doctor in a quaint little Alaskan town and befriend a literal 11/10

>>72663222
>you will never live in the 70s 80s and 90s americana

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My peepee is hard

>>72663590
I used to get a boner, without fail, every morning on the bus ride to high school
I always had to spend the next 20 trying to get it to subside

>no posts because everybody got killed by isis
sad :C

>>72663354
Iktf

That's why I plan on tinkering with 70s, 80s, and 90s domestic shitboxes when I graduate from uni. I only got to see the remains of it as a kid.

>>72663135
Hitler worked hard on his blitzkrieg but even he knew when to give up and call it quits

>>72663727
No he didn't

He quit when he died, only after USA and USSR completely obliterated Germany

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

>be Icelandic
>fuck your cousin

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>>72662784
you stay the fuck away from her if you know what's good for you

You ever get so angry you want to hump a belt sander?

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>>72663800
>He quit when he died
Yeah, and you know eho killed him, right?
Also
>USA
You're not stealing credit for this one Кoмpaд

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>>72663967
I meant the USA pushed into parts of Germany at the time the USSR was fucking shit up in Berlin and elsewhere

>>72663930
*stares straight onto her nipples*
'mmmm yes alex, tell me more about your, mm, interesting life?'

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>>72664201

>>72646681
Boreball world cup is being played in my City was kinda intrested on watching a game but havent have the time, all ive known is that Mexico got BTFO over some technical shit or something and that Odell Beckham Jr island clones are awesome

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Cuck

Used to always worry about getting a boner before gym class

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rateme/

find me

>this one girl
>she literally kicked me out of her home once because I was awfully shitfaced and started insisting that we should fuck right after she said she had planned to fuck me that night, but she didn't feel like that anymore (I don't remember the reason she mentioned)
>I acted like I didn't remember shit about it the morning after, had some texting with her and she seemed to be chill
>that was the last time we hung out together
>after that, she would sometimes say hi, sometimes ignore me when we casually walked by
>I texted her drunk a couple nights asking where she was, she would reply like an hour later and I'd say fuck it
A week ago, I congratulated her on her birthday and she replied with "Thanks!!! We'll have to go out for some drinks soon!", I replied with "Sure" and that was it.
Today she approached me from behind as I walked back from uni and we were talking for like 10 minutes.
Is she being a cockteaser? I know she's a thot. Also she used to dye her hair in flamboyant colors.

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>>72664893
Gotcha

downtown toronto seems like a comfy place

shame about the people

>>72664927
why do normies think their shit stories are worth posting?

this was as evocative as writing a paragraph about brushing your teeth this morning

kys

>>72665039
>seems like a comfy place
>shame about the people

you can say this about just any decent sized city

>had a day off on friday
>dude at work told me today that a chinese girl was in our office for an interview that day

why did I have to miss this!!

>>72665121
winnipeg is a decent sized city but it's a shithole with or without the people

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>>72664893
>Yellow fever

Easy

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>>72665145
if she gets the job you should try to start an office trend where everyone works with their shoes off

play it off as a workplace energy booster like casual Fridays

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>>72665198
terrible looking bridge

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>>72665338
the bridge is literally the only good looking thing about winnipeg

LITERALLY the detroit of canada

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>>72665198
good idea

>>72665452
why are you replying to me

>>72665452
That's disgusting

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Toronto looked aesthetic as a yellow green dystonia in Enemy

>>72665484
I don't even know
was replying to him >>72665249 in my mind so i didn't bother checking if it's even the correct post number :-)

>>72665493
how is that disgusting

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>>72665452
GIVE ME MY RIGHTFUL (YOU)

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490064047640.webm

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>Europeans

>>72665529
>how is that disgusting
Her big toes look like goddamn thumbs

>>72665660
this should be the fate of every divegrass fan in the US

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>>72665704
um they are the thumbs of the feet :-D

>>72665782
Oh shit, it IS Koreans you got the fever for. I found you on le reddit.

>>72665838
post username

>>72665782
Ghastly

>>72665838
She is TAIWANESE
but Koreans have good feet too, I usually only browse kfeets on reddit

>>72665660
did that kid end up dying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQSACmfT53A

really makes you think

>wake up
>Team USA are STILL the world champions

feels blessed, tbqh

>>72666048
>Enya
good choice of music

also another good Corean show segment

https://youtu.be/GnyfxsZi06c

>>72666048
Stop pandering to foot kraut

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>>72666090
>be the only country to play a particular sport
>""""'world"""" champion

>>72666143

what sport are you referring to?

Plenty of countries play abseball

Going to go fap to my qt British slag now bye

>>72666164
>the usa exclusively
>plenty of countries

>>72666164
>plenty of countries

>japan
>corea

>>72666203
Who is Dominican Republic?
Who is Venezuela?
Who is Cuba?

>>72666202

>the dominican republic
>cuba
>51st st
>venezuela
>south korea
>japan
>probably china, who knows with chinks
>chinese taipei
>Aussies have a league
>canuckians have been Jays fans since October 2015

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>reigning champs for at least 4 more years

we did it

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>>72666246
>some tiny third world shit holes no one has even heard of

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>>72666246
sounds like a fun world championship
>4 contestants

>>72666273
And the Netherlands

>>72666290

>failing middle school geography

>>72666356
>caring about tiny irrelevant banana republics

fuck soccer

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>>72666437

>not watching qtpi's play divegrass

want to do a minecraft let's play lads

gonna have bread with butter and salt for dinner hbu

>>72666471
literally a dude with long hair

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>>72666437
>""""""""Americans""""""""" who actually root for and follow European teams

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you guys ever have friends that are poor as fuck despite having an ok job?

i have a friend who lives in squalor, and basically owns nothing that is even remotely nice and is broke all the time

doesn't drink or do drugs either

>>72666483
had some bread and spinach dip for breakfast/lunch

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>>72666477
>minecraft

>>72666541

I was that guy

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>>72666143
lmao

>>72666540
Every time

https://youtu.be/yv4SpjMinlQ

>>72666570
how does it work? where does the money go?

i drink more than he does and have expensive hobbies, and my bills are more expensive

>>72666619

video games. Food

>>72666691
he doesn't really even play video games

he also doesnt eat anything particularly good, he'll eat basically anything and has no preference for food quality

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>>72666616

>>72666541
could just be saving/investing

>"world" series
>one country competing

Americans are like little babies
They had to invent their "own" sports that are so shit that no other country wants to play them so they can always be the winner or else they'd start crying

>>72666541
i am that guy i think but i don't live in squalor, i just don't have my own place and my car is going to shit

but idk what you consider an ok job pay wise

>>one country competing
wrong

>>72666747
no, he doesn't save at all, paycheck to paycheck

doesn't own any assets either

>>72666838
;-)

america is like 48 countries anyway

>>72666838
why do you guys keep saying this? everyone knows the world series is just america and toronto

>>72664893
Why do people seek validation from strangers on the internet

>expected delivery march 23
>gets into my city on march 21 so they change expected delivery to march 22
>it ends up arriving at the local post office today, the 23rd

why is canada post so dumb

>>72666974
It's the only place they can turn when they don't get enough validation in their actual life

>>72666974
It's foot kraut, youngblood. Not people

>>72666909
whither camest thou?

https://www.reddit.com/user/MagicHobbes

On closer inspection, this is not foot kraut. It's still bretty good though

>>72666733
this picture... it speaks to me in words that few art forms can articulate

>>72666295
Fucking gross

Walked into a thick fucking tree branch on my way to get a blood test got me right on the fucking forehead

germans are fucked in the head

>>72667084
>oh my girl

lol
i only listen to the wonder girls, hyuna and lim kim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n95-kFAClfw

>people from all over the world vy to get into America
>is a melting pot of every religion, race, and ethnicity there is
>most important country in the world
>numerous non Americans play in the World Series
>still claim the World Series is wrongly named

>>72667239
every sport has players from different nationalities
the german basketball league is 75% college niggers from the US
doesn't make it a world cup

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The gfs

>>72667358
>german basketball league is 75% college niggers from the US

because they couldn't cut it in the NBA and had to downgrade

>>72667136
Lmao

>>72667403
Stop fucking replying to him ffs

>>72667432
I like him though

>>72667432
stop replying to me ffs

>>72667375
Hey babies do you want to see what a real Canadian penis looks like? Drop that Amerishart loser and come hang with 'big maple'
B^)

>>72667464
Not as much of a difference as I'd thought desu

>>72667375
>toe part is basically air tight with the metal/plastic cap thing
>after a long day of walking their toes will have sweat the most
>you could literally lick pearls of sweat from between their toes

that's a pretty arousing thought tbqh

>>72667464
WOW I never thought I would see a Russian move that quickly

>>72667508
you must have difficulty counting over 10

>tfw every qt girl you've seen a picture of on the internet has been pounded profusely by some Chad

>>72667568
>>72667508

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6aNjJRbrA

>>72667588
Feels

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>>72667556
no one moves as fast as trudeau when it comes to sucking fag cock

>>72667645
Ok, but I was making a comment about how Trump is a Russian plant.

>>72667727
i don't give credence to bullshit

I get so tired if I only sleep 7 hours and not 8.

Mmmmmm
Fapping to my qt British slag

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*unzips baguette*

We are in the last year of drumpft's presidency

*braps in front of you*

>>72667967
1. What game is this
2. Is it fun

Red dead redemption is so good buds

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>>72668080
1. EU4
2. I think it is

>>72667464
why isn't San Diego in there
he went there right?
was not in ''campaign mode'' or what?

>>72668131
Thanks for replying, hope you continue to enjoy the game.

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hit a 127 super on the tracks, boys

roommate's computer sounds like a goddamn jet turbine

>>72668222
What does this mean?

>>72668288
Post his specs.

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How do I get a practice gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIwcn-nGq4U

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>he drinks coffee for the flavor

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>tfw I have to go rescue Scotland

>>72668308
>What does this mean?
I just made a hundred and twenty seven dollars on a one dollar superfecta horse racing bet.

>>72668308
not impressive

his fans are fucked

>tfw you accidentally mark your sweater with the pen you are holding
feels bad man

>>72668389
#justretardthings

>>72668358
>Tyrone
WE WUZ CELTZ N SHIET

PUSSY. MONEY. WEED.

PUSSY MONEY WEED.
PUSSY MONEY WEED.

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Can I walk around your town without being noticed as Arab?

>>72668288
>pcucks

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Would you guys ever do this?

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>pen
step up senpai, marking clothes with permanent sharpies is the true redpill

it's pizza night fellas! mommy said I can buy a soda and rent a game, too. what kind of pizza, soda, and game should I get?

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>>72668445

>>72668439
>he doesn't even own a pc

>>72668340
Coffee tastes good if you are drinking good coffee.

>>72668321
You can be my practice gf. We will learn together.

>>72668368
Good one bud.

>>72668419
ahhahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

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>>72668453
i can never go back

Russia colonized UK by using Brexit
Russia colonized US by making Trump POTUS
Russia is a superpower now, although not militarily it ain't

>>72668468
Holy shit, this may be the most boring person I've ever seen.

>>72668445
>>72668468

i accepted that i will die alone a few years ago, so no

>>72668437
Buddy if you live in Egypt then I think you have bigger problems.

>>72668449
Cute cat :3

>>72668445
>tfw the no experience -> no job meme is now applicable to my romantic efforts too
Normies FUCK OFF.

>>72668419
sounds like a filthy frank lyric

>>72668445
also this is just a gussied up version of an okcupid profile page