/cum/

meme?

Ugh, i HATE going through menopause

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>>72646536
>Correlation between depression and intensity of ironic shitposting?

oh shit someone said it out loud

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>not a USA IS WORLD BASEBALL CHAMPIONS edition

You and this thread are shit.

I've realized what's missing in my life. It's not a girlfriend, or a fulfilling career. It's purpose.

curly hair>wavy>straight

ponytail>braids>loose

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>>72646563
why do they call it MENopause if men don't get it

Getting bullied at my job and I can't bully back because I never learned how to banter.

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>>72646575
Bulgarian nationalism perhaps? Pro tip: everything will fall into place if you have purpose

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>>72646575
stop please the truth hurts

BRB starting a WBC champion /cum/ thread because OP is an idiot.

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>>72646582
because it's the pause before the women effectively become men

it comes from the portuguese manapaoj

which means "bitch gets hot flashes and get mean as fuck"

need a cure for jungle fever

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Hey, don't open this.

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>>72646575
s-stop

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>>72646639
Genocide of subhumans perhaps?

ok

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>>72646623
women can never become men

>>72646639
meet an actual african woman

>>72646601
Americans can't banter

Wanting to die is a really weird feeling. I don't even feel sad anymore. I just literally would be okay with death and on some days think it would be preferable.

>>72646672
There are no euros here, who's approval are you looking for?

kys

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goodbye horses
I'm flying over you

The girl who liked me in junior high, but who I neglected because I was too afraid, is now a successful musician in a quartet that tours across the world.
The girl who liked me in high school, but who I neglected because I was too afraid, is now a co-founder of a hot tech startup in Vancouver that could be acquired for a ton of money soon.
The girl who liked me in undergrad, but who I neglected because I was too afraid, is now working in financial engineering for a large investment bank in New York.
The girl who liked me in law school, but who I neglected because I was too afraid, is now clerking for the Supreme Court.

And here I am. I've been on 4chan from junior high onwards. Nothing has changed. Maybe it was never meant to change. But I know one thing - I am not happy.

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>>72646654
and they hold that against us

but since men will even fuck things that look like women (trannies and sex dolls) men can effectively become women

you've gotta provide status/value to be a man

>>72646693
>telling the uncomfortable truth is looking for approval

Love this meme.

>>72646693

Where do those americans come from anyway?

Everybody in the real thread.

>>72646681
>>72646681
>>72646681
>>72646681
>>72646681

Baron Roman Nikolai Maximilian von Ungern-Sternberg

>>72646715
Broken homes

>>72646720
stop spamming

>>72646715
theyre urbanites i assume

more connected to other urbanites around the world than to their countrymen

>>72646720
would have been more appropriate

>>72646720
Why can't you just wait for the next edition instead of creating a thread war

It's not like baseball is an important sport

thoughts on this vid??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY3ZWsr4ER0

>>72646759
given the time he might be asleep by the time that happens

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>>72646759
>It's not like baseball is an important sport
>a fucking leaf

>girls being successful
terrible bait

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>>72646763
My thoughts really depend on whether this man (Mexican) was in the United States or Mexico at the time of the recording of the video.

>>72646763
really makes me want to eat a huge burger right now

>>72646785
>women are more likely to be in college, have a job, and keep it through a recession

Uncomfortable truths #2

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>>72646763
>eat a fuckload of junkfood
>call it a challenge

i'll watch this shit

someday when he dies of a heart attack his family will try to collect life insurance but they will reference this video as unreasonable risk to his coronary system and deny them their payout

>>72646763
He's no Shoenice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGonEJi2Kjw

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>boreball
Who gives a fuck dude, go shitpost on /sp/ or something

>mod still hasn't deleted this thread

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>>72646803
Roastie or pure waifu?

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>ywn be boss hogg
just end it now

>>72646803
>men make more money
risk and reward babbie

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>open thread
>browse
>waste entire day
>realize I cannot achieve fulfillment in life

>>72646853
At least you don't have diabetes

>>72646737
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's about time we embraced Nationalist Agrarianism.

>>72646807
God damn how is he not dead from doing that?

>>72646830
What? I'm a man.

>>72646862
My ancestors are smiling at me, anon. Can you say the same?

>>72646877
It's Shoenice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWdOUaQq_Y4

>>72646877
is that a lot

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Would you Crunch her Gear, /cum/?

>>72646862
There is no fulfillment in life
The poor man sits and does nothing
The rich man sits and does nothing
The wagecuck wants to do nothing

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>>72646862

Worst thing of all is that you post from your phone.

>>72646897
he has crohn's so he doesn't even process it

>>72646872
the rights of simple christian farmers should be protected the same as indigenous peoples who want to hunter gather

both are lifestyles rapidly dying out in competition to the modern world, but both are as much a part of us as making fire and tools

>>72646907
Only if she puts some wasabi on her pussy

>>72646897
>Everclear

Holy fucking shit. That stuff literally evaporates on your lips it's so strong.

>tfw urbanite

someone, anyone, end this

>>72646807
He's going to need a liver transplant after downing that in one go.

>>72646926
Are you sick in the head

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>realize there are secret agents everywhere on the internet
>realize they create very many accounts as fake persons
>then use these to gather info
>use these to manipulate people back into being decent citizens
>realize this is necessary because people are violent, senseless apes largely and need to be set straight for the betterment of all humanity

>>72646913
What's wrong with that? I do it all the time

>>72646983
Don't think so, otherwise half of us would have been contacted already

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>>72646983
how absurd

do you really think we would waste valuable taxpayer money to spy on losers like you?

hick > urbanite > suburbanite
Suburbanites live a terrible and confusing lifestyle that falls between the urbanite and the hick. An environment that isn't entirely lacking, but not entirely sufficient. If civilization were to collapse the suburbanites would be the first species to go extinct because they're too desperate -- hence why they become wagecucks -- on their """peers"""

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>>72647006
It was all released in the Snowden leak. This is a fact, except it is illegal for the US government to do this for US citizens. The US does do it everywhere else though.

In the UK, the government does this to its own citizens.

They find troubled, at risk individuals and prevent them from being radicalized or doing bad things.
>>72647026
Not like me

>>72647028
People pay a lot of money to be a suburbanite and escape those other two

watching anime with men in their mid-twenties

always want to hit people who say things like "meme" and "normie" in public

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Real comfy hours

Night y'all

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mm. kacey hill is quite sexy, enough that I would f*ck the life out of her, quite literally, even if I had to kill her to rape her, you know ya boi would

>>72647152
People say those in real life?

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Goals in life
>1. Own a house
>2. Have a loving wife
>3. Have three kids, at least one son
>4. Achieve inner peace and happiness with mediocrity

Goals completed
>1.

>>72647166
Googled her and surprised to find that she was not born a boy.

>>72647171
yeah, redditors

>>72647187
her pussy is probably ugly though. it must smell like bologna with grotty blue cheese gushing out every time a cock's withdrawn. she kind of seems like a stuck-up bitch, might have let the modeling career get to her head. she might need to get her ass handed to her once or twice before a cock was forced into her and she could grin and bear with the fact that she's getting ravaged.

>>72647152
my 16 year old brother called me a normie for saying john cena was not a meme

>>72647227
put
some
wasabi on it

>>72647242
you should've banned him

only gay fruity n*ggers smoke turquoise

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If your state isn't 100% blue then it sucks.

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>liquor time is 2:30

>>72647397
degenerate

>>72647397
>go to neighboring county
>buy booze
>bring it home
Or
>make your own booze
>trade it for gunz and shit

both are perfectly legal

this is what I listend when i take dmt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn1HtEmqsIA

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>i take dmt

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>>72647397
>mfw mostly live in the most yellow and red states
>mfw I don't drink

>>72647397
>using adblock instead of ublock origin

>>72647468
this is what I listen to when I smoke kratom and psilocybin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSmA0qzEQvg

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Pals...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY&t=3s

Suppose Islam did somehow take over the world
Would it eventually secularize anyway like Christianity has?

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>Eyyyy, bwatty bwoy
>Ya long god as come to take hi due

What do you do in this situation, trapfags?

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he said all things pass
into the night
and i said oh no sir
i must say you're wrong
i must disagree
oh no sir

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i must say you're wrong
won't you listen to meeeee

>>72647534
it sounds like a different trip

>>72647554
literally impossible because of the quran

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>>72647552
Haha

>done with final exams
>calling into work tomorrow anyways
gonna be a good one pals

>>72647615
>he unironically believes islamics study/practice quran

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnchea6LHN0

>>72647643
>islamists follow the qran
>islamists eventually secularize
>some contrarians decide to make the caliphate great again
>repeat

seeking refuge here til the /lat/ raid of /brit/ is over

can a good lad give me a quick rundown of this general x

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>>72647715

Well, im the best poster here.

>>72647715
Reminder that mexicans are /lat/ sleepercells

@72647715
We reply to Uncle Sams, not Uncle Toms

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>>72647715
>american who posts in /brit/

>>72647727
Why do you like this cara bitch so much? Look at those eyebrows

fixin to make some tea

what brand of beer should i get tomorrow?

wow just wow

>>72647830
ninkasi

>>72647830
Cock beer

>>72647830
Hobgoblin

>>72647715
They can't handle banter here

>>72647852
like omg

>>72647868
end this meme faggot

>>72647868
Hey cool it with the Amerisemitism remarks

>>72647896
wew lad

>>72647830
Veltins or Früh

cum lol

I'm mad on 4chan

>rican in brit
unironically horrid

>>72647960
lol comic sans but something bad happened. I love coincidentally humour

I think I'm gay but I don't know. I love traps but I am confused because I don't like men

>>72648014
We have had this discussion countless times. Traps are not gay. If you like the feminine things it's 100% not gay

I like anime

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my waifu

Man we were so lucky to be born without any problems and all we do is just shitpost.

>>72648053
That does make it any less unstraight either it's 100% not unstraight

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>>72648053
>Traps are not gay. If you like the feminine things it's 100% not gay
Liking feminine qualities of a man is still liking a man and therefore gay
If your sister changed her last name and got new adoptive parents fucking her would still be incest even if she belongs to a different family now.
Same exact concept here. You're a fag. End of story. You don't have to like it, just accept it. It's not there's anything wrong with being gay.

If it has a dick, you're a homo.
#fact #realtalk

>>72648159
Stop putting my """problems""" into perspective D:<

pictures do not have dicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

>>72648173
Kek'd at pic

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>>72648196

Man is real, some people were born with a mental deficiency, others without feet, blind, deaf or communist.

And they would all kill to be like us.

Hell, there is probably some nigger kid in africa that wants to be an engineer who ultimately wishes he had internet so he could access all the info in the world.

>>72646642
*opens it*

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TayTay

>>72648239
My problems are worse than all of those bud. I'm addicted to granny porn and kakaine.

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Who is the cutest poster here?

unironically me

>>72648293
Me

>>72648198
ceci n'est pas un poteau

>>72648239
doesn't matter it doesn't mean that your problems aren't real just because there's worse off people

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Sup fags

where i come from, the saw is the law

when there's no hope left, i will not fall

among the giants, i still stand tall

>>72648239
Man was also created with a knack for taking things for granted
We don't think twice about drinking water on a regular basis, yet in some places just getting a drink is a challenge.
If we kept putting every little thing in perspective like that we'd go crazy. We don't appreciate the things we have because it doesn't accomplish anything, instead we lament the things we don't have because we can focus our efforts on getting those things, and then as soon as we have them we stop appreciating them and move on to the next best thing.
You don't really know what you have, until it's gone.

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>>72648293
Bajachan

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>>72648274

>>72648309
don't speak that

https://youtu.be/1ViQEsoxWfE

some people are born jewish

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Do you guys realize that today can actually be your first day in this simulation?

There is literally no way to know, spooky.

>>72648302
>>72648304
Prove it

>>72648322
Who is that and what do they look like?

Got home from work like an hour ago
Will I have trouble sleeping if I play some vidya for a bit?

*je le parle*

>>72648343
how
you know it's true

nexico is the house nigger of this general

>>72648354
Are you qt?

>>72648369
yep :)

>>72648380
then a qt would have no problem showing face

i post wherever the hell i want

>>72648389
hmm seems counter productive to my personal brand

If I were a girl I wouldn't whore myself for free (((volunteer))) on this website

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>>72648397
Then you are an ugly fgt
sorry

>>72648342
Who is girl in your gifs?

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>>72648419
noo

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How to get rid of this existential dread, should i just rub one out?

>>72648442
It's an animation. Not a girl

>>72648395
Tu t'embarrasseras

prefer the aesthetic of lowercase txt

>>72648449
Yes

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>Drink a shit ton of coffee 3 hours ago in order to stay up late and work on uni shit
>Tired already

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>>72648447
I'm cutest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymMGN68Ve7g

>>72648488
Coffee is a plebian drug

>>72648449
the best way to get rid of existential dread is to commit suicide

>>72648488
Shoulda got adderall from a buddy

>>72648507
Huuuurr dduuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>72648442

Coraline.

>>72648507
A "kys" would have been classier.

dont reply to me

>>72648540

>>72648537
im just trying to help u

insane in the membrane

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Ayy

>>72648513
>having friends

white ppl think crack to spicy

Whites have no culture? Okay kid.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs

>>72648584
Noise

INSANE IN THE BRAIN

You'd think that using google translate between similar languages (like dutch and german or spanish and french) wouldn't cause much to be misconstrued, but it's really not the case 2bh

im low ambition

cringeposter

>>72648584
Mozart was AFRICAN. the peoples who made dat statues wuz AFRICAN. Cracker ass cracker.

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Badunk

Asperger's
Ass burgers?
Ass burger

just keep getting more retarded

posts are now so shitty it's not even fumny anymore

>>72648584

Is your fault for being so dumbass and cucked.

Although also wtf is "black culture" or "latino culture" anyway.

Anytime i see those "you know you are mexican when" posts amde by chicanos i cringe, they are basically "you know you grew up poor and with physically abusive parents".

eryuyitug,j

Dildo

Swaggins

reply to me you nimroids

$ $ cash $ $ money $ $ nigga $ $

Shrink says I can get xanax if I quit weed tough choice

>>72648649
>Anytime i see those "you know you are mexican when" posts amde by chicanos i cringe, they are basically "you know you grew up poor and with physically abusive parents".

Kek what

>>72648705
He's quite literally projecting

>>72648676
hey that's not nice

It's fucking dirty outside

>>72648717
>he

whyt ppl r to spicy

>>72648692
Are shrinks worth it

>>72646536
nigger

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>there are people itt who havent taken the meh pill

>>72648763
australia lol

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Spicy

>>72648692
>xanax
I want to try it for some reason, same goes for morphine, but the risk of becoming addicted is high as I've heard and I think Xanax isn't available here.

>>72648788
ugly

>>72648763
Shrimp on the barbie lol

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>>72648807
Cracker

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>>72648771
>not taking the heh pill

>>72648692
>>72648804
Xanax is one of the weirdest drugs. It's like in those meme movies where they take some unnamed drug, wake up and dont remember anything they did. I've never had that happen with me on anything except xanax. Woke up one morning and realized i had trashed my apartment while high on them the night before and had no recollection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABtzFakKcFc

mass effect a shit. i want this to come out.

>>72648758
If you just want pills yes
If you want actual help it depends what your problem is and how willing you are to accept advice (and not just say you accept it, but to understand it on a subconscious level)
In any case get one that's covered by your insurance or you'll be paying out the ass

i freaking hate city dwellers

they think they're better than me just cos i'm a country boy

>>72648862
Same

>>72648847
I just read that Valium is even harder. Imagine taking that stuff, that must be insane.

>>72648862
>>72648874
City people don't care

>>72648886
Imagine what a methamphetamine overdose must feel like

>>72648849
I think that agitation thing is already in STALKER where they will straight up shoot you if you don't comply.
Glad to see it in more games.

>>72648886
FK it's like 9am in deutsch. Don't you have a job?

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Has anyone here ever joined the military?
Graduated college and have been working at a boring office job for the past 2yrs and feel really stuck in a rut and directionless desu buds. I'm well off but I just feel terrible
Considering joining just to run away from 40hr per week office jobs for 4 more years. Also the ass loads of benefits you get.

riding a horse is so much fun

>>72648906
I'm still on semesters break. I should get a job, but the last few weeks I've been down and had a hard time to get my ass outside, so I didn't do anything besides bitching about my life here and other pointless stuff.

>>72648932
>Take ASVAB
>Score in 95th percentile
>Can get any literally any job I want there
>Cancel MEPS the day before I'm scheduled to go to smoke weed instead
Such is life

>>72648902
I've seem clips from STALKER where friendlies get pissed off if you don't comply with them telling you to put your weapon away, and eventually knock/ punch you for not cooperating. I never came across it myself -- was it in the last STALKER? I never played it but the concept is cool.

The first Consortium also had it with some enemies. It was buggy but reputability was actually rewarding because of little things like that.

alcohol turns you into dimwit

>>72648966
Is it just like an SAT test except even more dumbed down?

>>72649000
you're a dimwit how about that?

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>work turns from a 5 hr shift into a 7 hr
>miss team USA taking their rightful spot on mt olympus as the LITERAL World champions of Basedball

Im going to quit this fucking job, I swear to god

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Hungry yo

>>72649008
Never took the SAT so I wouldn't know, only the ACT and did pretty well on that too, 85th percentile nationwide or something like that

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>>72649028
I'd eat this

>>72649015
i know, drinking alcohol made me a halfwit

>>72649028
>Caffeinated cheese
Fucking hell

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>he didnt get a composite score of 30 with zero studying
I had a few try hards in my classes back in the day who would get pretty infuriated with how easy I could coast by, well aside from math. Always was pretty average at that

>>72649027
They should win it every year. I mean, they crown the world series champions

self loathing brainless fool

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I should really go to sleep

FUCK, its already 1 AM?

Took me 1/2 an hour just to get home

keep posting

>>72648932
i joined in 2008 and went to Afghanistan as a private, made 22k for one year.
looking back on it theres more money in intelligence than in the military.
but you gotta remember they own your soul, and they shape your morals. loyalty is the most valued quality of a dog.
If you can turned that conscience off, you can go far.

know someone who's used a submachine gun

i will never know that feel

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Not an actual gif

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>>72648293
I've been told im cute...

I could use a hug

>>72649242

* gives you a wedgie*

>>72649242
*noogies*

>>72649242
*gives you a purple nurple*

>>72649242
*farts in your face*

>>72646575
Join a sports team, sounds silly but it gives you something to work for.

Even if your goal is just being the best Linebacker who plays amateur handegg in bongland.

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>>72649253
>>72649260
>>72649275
Come on guys thats a little mean

>>72649343

*runs you up the flagpole by your underwear*

>>72649343
*gives you a swirly*

>>72649343
*sucks your dick*

i get carsick

>>72649343
*gives you an indian burn*

>>72649343
*eviscerates you in front of your mother so she can smell your blood one last time*

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>>72649343
*asks you out to prom*

>>72649343
*confesses my love to you*

>>72649343
Sorry, anon, that was a bit mean, also your shoelaces are untied.

>>72649367

bit gay

it sucks

>>72649410
Hardly

dizziness

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>>72649356
>>72649360
>>72649374
>>72649384
>>72649397
wow.. mean

>>72649367
sorry I dont have one anon

fatigue

>this Spanish poof whoring for a couple of (you)s

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>>72649447
You wouldnt happen to live in California would you?

>>72649447

*steals your nose*

>>72649472
Nah that's fucking gay

it's terrible

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>>72649447
I-I gave a girl a purple nurple?

i can't see (you)s on my phone

>>72649488
Oh, thought you were someone i knew for a sec

>>72649472
nope sorry

>>72649473
I need that anon

>>72649493
What even is a purple nurple?

anyway

wouldn't even notice if i got a reply

>>72649538
Purple nurple is when you twist someone's nipples.
Now please don't tell on me. Can we keep it a secret? I'LL DO ANYTHING; I HAVE LIMITED EDITION POKEMON CARDS

New
>>72646681
>>72646681

>>72649565

betcha wont show em, pussy ass

bitch

>>72649587
20 posts too soon retard

>>72649587
Fucking jackoff

>>72649588
Now why would I show them here?
I'd get them taken away, it'd have to be uh later.

>>72646579
Why do amerikans always have the wrong opinions about everything?

>>72649603
This is 300 posts.

>>72649623

I know you stole my Holographic Charizard card, you little shit

>>72649627
301

>>72649625
I'm more of a straight cut bangs covering the eyebrows and to an extent some of the eyes.

hhh

>>72649642
Pssh no, even if I did, I have tons of them, anyway.

brain fog

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Unf

>>72649693
What the fuck.

>>72649690
>>72649661
>>72649561
>>72649546
>>72649517
>>72649492
>>72649369
here
Take 'em.
Before anyone sees this.

d

>>72646681
Now we've hit bump limit.

Down

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>>72649712
i can't see (you)s anyway ya dimwit

>>72649565
Oh god please dont do that lol