>americans store their shoes in the microwave

>>72644372
I have microwaved my shoes before

>>72644383
Does this helps them stay cool when its time to put them in the fridge?

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>Americans wear microwaves inside the house

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This confuses the non american

you dont?

>Americans are so rich they can afford more than one pair of shoes

>>72644417

But how do they fit their micorwaves into their cups?

>>72644445
>off by one
also i just have a pair of sneakers

>>72644383
>>72644427
>>72644436
>>72644445
>>72644479

where are your sleeping shoes?

Then how do you dry your shoes after washing it you dirty gooselover

>Americans have more than the 1 set of cutlery they're assigned at birth

Decadent pigwhores.

>americans wear foreskins in their fridges

>milk
>in
>a
>fucking
>leaf
>bag

Who /wearsocks24/7exceptforwhenshowering/ here?

>>72644652
literally me

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>americans wear socks while filling up their gas

>>72644606

Milk is still delicious... FIGHT ME!

>>72644652
even when sleeping? I would only do that if I'm camping somewhere really cold.

>>72644513
On my feet, duh

This is me and I change my socks like once a week

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>>72644683

>>72644708
The only time I don't have socks on is when I'm taking a shower. As soon as I finish up in the bathroom the first thing I do is put socks on.

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>Americans microwave their fridge

>>72644791
>>72644652
>Foot foreskins

>>72644814
Well I'm definitely an exception when it comes to this. Personally I don't like feet and I wish everybody did the same(although that isn't my reasoning for doing it). And what's with guys complaining about socks and sandals. You wanna see my feet faggo?

>Americans wear their fridge in bed

>perpetuating lies

Let me get my laughing shoes on so I can really appreciate the leaf posting

>>72644652
>he doesn't wear socks in the shower
??

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>task: boil water
>European turns on the stove
>American opens the microwave

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>>72644992
>>European turns on the stove
top kek smelly yuropoors

>>72644791
>>72644871

Damn, you're definetly my lost brother. I have an enormous disgust for feet and put my socks in firstly for everything. I just feel disgusted when my feet catch any kind of dirt, and I don't like to wear flip-flops.

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>>72644871
I hate bare feet. Cousin lives with me and tries to avoid wearing socks even on cold days. Just put on a damn pair and stop trying to be fucking Tarzan.

>>72645126
Lol, go put on a burka or something m8. You look like fucking george of the jungle without it.

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>>72644992
>task: Survive

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>>72645037
>deliberately poisoning your water with rusty copper heat coils

>>72645067
Must be hell in Brazil my man. I only have to deal with guy feet in the summer.

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>>72644974
>footfag is wearing the shoes, not sandals

>>72645387
I know right, people wear flip-flops for everything here, Jesus... It's like 50% closed shoes and 50% sandals/flip-flops. I can only have a break in the winter, when in my city the temperature decreases to around 10°C, so people stop to wear open-shoes.
But the worst BY FAR is when I see girls with painted feet nails... IT'S FUCKING GROSS, I have an urge to puke when I see it.

>>72644372
>>72644417
>>72644693
>>72644795
>>72644992
are these true?

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>americans aren't allowed to refuel their own car because they try to refuel the fridge instead

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>Americans eat red plastic burgers

>>72645733
I think that's just Oregon. The rest of the country knows the difference between a car fuel tank and a fridge fuel tank.

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>Americans deliberately drag dog shit and hobo urine around their floors

>>72645685
I'm not a fan of female feet either but if they are literally perfect then it's all good. No weird ugly alien toes and shit.

>Americans put their shart filled pants in the red plastic microwaves while filling up their gas

>>72644814
It's the only foreskin I get to have :(

>>72646224
F

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why is /int/ actually fucking good tonight

it's like a small taste of how it was a couple years ago

>>72646169
how else can you clean a shart stain ?

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About a week ago my brother started a fire in the microwave and my parents just grabbed a spare out of the garage cause we use it a lot so we always get an extra

>>72646560
>one year me and dad take air conditioner out at end of summer
>accidentally let it drop out the second floor window into the backyard
>it still works

>>do this every time now

>>72646669
>be my brother
>put sandwich in paper bag in the microwave
>it bursts into flames
>doesnt tell anyone so nobody notices until the house fills with smoke

We tried it and it still worked but we had the extra so we swapped it out

>>72645277
>rusty copper

>Czech metallurgy

>>72647097
>Unironically pointing out small things that don't matter
>Canadian """""banter"""""

>>72647693

>Your entire attempt at an argument fails 5th grade science class
>Small things that don't matter bro

>>72646560
Was it stored in the fridge along with your shoes?

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>be australian
>illegal to celebrate new years
>illegal to celebrate guy fawkes