Are emus the Chad of Australian schools?
>Australians want to deport THIS?!?!
>>72644068
You just KNOW
>>72644068
>those pigtails
>that hug
you just KNOW
This flightless dromaius comes into the bar and slaps your gf's ass eats your vegemite.
What do?
how can australian """"""""men"""" even compete?
I work in retail and the other day this emu just walks in knocking shit off the shelves like he owns the place
asked if I can help him and he just looked past me like I wasn't even there, then these 10/10 qts behind me started giggling and calling me a dork, he walked right up to them and they started stroking his back and doing sexy eyes at him
fuck emus and fuck women
>>72644376
So Americans get cucked by black people and Australians get cucked by giant birds?
WTF
>>72644415
Si pedro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49-MxkEK4Qg
>>72644068
this emu is by himself so hes probably not too bad, but fuck the majority of emus who go around in mobs and pick on loners just minding their own business
>>72644441
>AYO, WHITEBOI.
>>72644433
ui se la puso
How do we Americans get emus to come over here to scare off Canada's shitty geese?
>>72644068
Since i browse int i wonder if emus taste as good as chicken
>>72644525
>he has never had to wait for a family of geese cutting off traffic crossing the street through the crosswalk as everyone looks on googly eyed even though they have places to be
>>72644570
They are closer to beef or lamb than chicken
>>72644441
Neat
>>72644068
>>72644351
>>72644408
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>>72644441
Look at this guy get bullied by emus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9OBqYbZ99c
tfw no emu gf
>>72644441
t. cuck
all emus are inherently scum
>>72644873
>the emo
americans ffs