>visiting brazil >wandering around asking people for directions

>spanish and portuguese aren't EXACTLY the same language
nice meme

don't most hues speak Spanish as a second language, given that they live in the middle of fucking South America? Or are there a lot of monoglot lusophones?

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>>72643981
>visiting auckland
>asking everyone why they don't just move to australia
>everybody is mad but nobody says anything

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>visit england
>set an orphanage on fire
>everybody is mad but nobody says anything

>>72643991
No one speaks spanish here, most people don't even interact with the neighboring countries and usually a bastard mix of portuguese and spanish is enough to get the point across.

We unironically know more english than spanish.

>>72643991
Yes, we understand each other. I would ask in spanish and they answer in portuguese.

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>>72644032

>americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

>>72643991
You will find more people who speak English than Spanish here, Brazil borders 10 countries but in reality is a cultural island, just like your country in a way. Also some people just don't like spanish, or don't think it's that important to know considering it's very similar to Portuguese There are some who know it, but they aren't the majority
>Or are there a lot of monoglot lusophones?
yeah, specially the older and poorer ones.

>>72643981
not true

>>72643949
>American speaks to Brazilian in Spanish
>they don't answer
Honestly could see that happening and would probably do that myself

stop spreading lies you dumb american
we have no problem with people that speak spanish

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>visiting brazil
>complain to everybody about how different and how much nicer things are back home, and that everything here is dirty
>everybody is mad, but nobody says anything

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>visiting argentina
>at a steak restaurant
>steak arrives
>it's fucking well done
>ask the waiter to take it back and make it medium rare
>everybody is mad but nobody says anything

I like your threads, burgeranon.
I saved all your pepes.

>>72643949
Stop forcing your meme man
I saw it already on /tv/

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>>72644534

>>72644534
>saw it already on /tv/
>>>/tv/

>>72644734
>>72644632
I don't normally go there you cunts just for the RLM thread so I can shitpost

>>72644534
you didn't see this on /tv/ cuz I just made it here a couple days ago and don't post to /tv/

>>72644822
Well some other cunt saved it and posted it then idk I saw it I did
With my own two eyes I did
Ain't none gunna tell me otherwise

>>72644809
>namefag
>/tv/
kys :^)

>>72644860
Why do you feel so strongly about me to desire my death?

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>>72644857
>>72644822
Your meme is catching on friendo. I saw other flags use your edits already.

>>72643949
>visit some shithole
>speak american
>they talk in some backwards babble
>m8 i dont understand you talk american
>they sheeply answer in american

Why do other languages exist when you cant even land on the moon?

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>>72645541
this is but one of my many memes......

> visiting us
> you gotta tip people for direction advices

>>72645616
Beeby has been a meme since 2012

>>72645692
>implying you wouldnt get shot for not being white


good joke genghis khan

bring up my post

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Why would you ever visit brazil