/cum/

/esp/

>>72643564
first for the south

>>72643571
fuck of lmm

tuck drumpf

>>72643593
Alabama reporting in

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>>72643639
So glad he has ZERO chance at winning

>>72643593
SPAINED

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>>72643600
Who?

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>>72643592
>when hernando de soto makes it to the south before southerners

damn spaniards

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ARE YOU WATCHING TEAM USA WIN THEIR FIRST EVER WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC?

https://youtu.be/WKK29VftuS0

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>>72643639
Agreed

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>this is considered one of the most attractive women alive
what the fuck buds

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Would you /cum/?

>>72643684
I wonder if he still keeps that shirt in his closet.

>>72643655
Kek

>>72643705
I mean her ass game is pretty good
Everything else is pretty blegh

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How do we stop the white college educated female menace /cum/?

>>72643712
>Would
by definition she is asking for it

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>animefags will defend this

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>>72643738
2/2

>>72643725
Her ass game is garbage. It's literally injections and plastic you fucking mongrel

>>72643738
Based Megan

>>72643684
>>72643655
i swear to god the pro hillary propaganda has aged into the finest of irony

i hated this shit when it came out but now i giggle at how fucking smug they are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jh2n5ki0KE

real thread
>>72639150

>>72639150

>>72639150

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Any other recommendations for a broke student buds?

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U S A

U S A

U S A

U S A

>>72643785
https://youtu.be/H51HuNX41Fg
Like fine wine

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>post in a group chat
>nobody acknowledges what I say

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>>72643753
>which are inherently violent

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>>72643813
I didnt know le /mu/ man was a /pol/tard

>>72643738
>The istitution is indeed not flawless
>But we mustn't deny that policemen put everything at stake to protect us


Is Megan /ourgirl/?

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>>72643813
why is she so gross

jesus fuck

>racist homophobic ableist and xenophoic rhetoric

she said them all in the row

is that bingo

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This makes me so sad
Why cant i have an autist gf

>>72643894

thats a normie meme dude.

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>>72643819
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN IN THIS THREADE=

>>72643914
It is?

Anyone else feel really bad for the London girl who died under the bus?

She seems to be the only victim I care about

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>>72643819
*acknowledges and appreciates your post*

>>72643894
the first one doesn't even make sense

>>72643941
wasnt she a prostitute

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>>72643894
>printing memes
>from the internet
>into real life
>out of a printer
>onto paper

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Did you guys ever go to prom?
I didnt and I dont regret my decision

>>72643978
$110 for a ticket

>>72643978
I didn't go either

>>72643964
>not sharing memes through the mail
by the time they get to their destination the meme would have become normie enough for your grandparents to understand

Gonna shave in a sec buds

>>72643978
>>72644003
>>72644005

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSERS


I didn't go either, tbqh

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>>72643785
>my sister's gay so thank you for all you have done for gay marriage
wow

Reminder that every single trendy progressive communist™ would be killed within a week by their own regime.

You can't be a genderqueer butch-femme sunni muslim anti-military pro-sex feminist stalinist you fucking weirdo

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>mfw my friend tells me he wants team usa to lose because of the wall
>hes a 2nd generation immigrant from a commie shithole

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>tfw the closest friends I have are my cousins

>death note made by netflix
>live action
interesting choice

>>72644067
>gaynime

>9/11 was 15 years ago
Really makes me think

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>tfw no camo gf to oper8 with/on/in
Soon. Gonna move to a ranch in the middle of nowhere and go full ruby ridge.

>>72644080
Hurricane Katrina was almost 12 years ago

>>72643978
saved a lot of money, was $140 plus food

>be autist in highschool like 8 years ago
>had crush on girl
>shes in a bunch of my classes
>she has bf
>i am orbiter
>promtime comes
>she and bf have fight
>she starts dropping hints that she wants me to ask her
>already decided not to go
>dont want to go back to parents and say i changed my mind
>dont want to set myself up to where we go together and then she gets back with her bf
>her bf asks another girl
>they plan on going together
>friend gets more desperate dropping hints
>suddenly
>her bf comes through
>they go together
>she would've left me for the dude for sure
>dodged that fucking bullet

>>72644039
Every communist dictator to have ever lived would have sent all those fags to gulag death camps.

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>>72644073
it's a live action show that takes place on your side of the pond that is based off an International Phenomenon

so clearly not an anime

>>72644131
>all the characters in an anime are japanese
clearly they've never watched a proper anime

>>72644171
i like when asian made content gets westernized and pisses off weebs

This general is so fucking trash now fucking hell.
>fags
>anime
>autistic as fuck burgers
>....

Every time i come back to see what's gone on in my absence i regret it.

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9 (NINE) PITCH INNING

USA IS REALLY GOING TO DO IT AREN'T THEY?

>>72644205
baseball?

>>72644197
no one cares nigger

>>72643978
Nope

>>72644209
-WORLD- baseball classic bud

first time USA has ever gotten to the finals

>>72644197
Oh yeah and
>multiple leaf namefags you guys actually respond to

At least " your man " wasn't a gay chug

>>72644225
you think they stand a chance? and congrats I suppose. I imagine people are excited.

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>>72644171
the only diversity anime needs is delicious brown girls

>>72644205
hahaha why is that pigeon laying down

>>72644241
They are the extreme underdog but winning 3-0 in the 7th right now

3 things /cum/ posters know to be true:

>>72644286
40% of /cum/ posters are closeted homosexuals

Im not gay

pussy's only good with wasabi on it

Nigga is throwing a no hitter

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https://youtu.be/WKK29VftuS0

Commercial break but team USA up 4-0 with the bases loaded and 2 outs. This is history of team USA wins this

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My woofwoof.

>>72644488
>the frog
this being streamed by /sp/?

>>72644500
that's an alpaca

>>72644500
qt

why does he have the cone on

I'm a middle aged white woman

>>72644500
did you have his nuts cut off?

>>72643712
It wouldn't be rape she's literally asking for it

>>72644535
What's considered middle aged

>>72644535
me too

>>72644540
something about her vagina tubes

>>72644500
That's a stuffed animal

>>72644567
fun times, hopefully the dogs okay now

POOR-POO-REAKINS BLOWN OUT

>>72644535
how does it feel knowing your uterus will most likely produce children with down syndrome in your waning years

6-0 now

which other countries would you join a war to defend besides your own? for me it'd be

>canada
>murrca
>australia
>new zealand
>ireland

>>72644639
literally just the USA

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HOLY SHIT
SAYIMM MUHAMMED AL-HAYYAIIDI ARRESTED FOR HIS ROLE IN TODAY'S WESTMINISTER ATTACK

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what're you jamming to /cum/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLihqb4PGA

>>72644639

>UK
>USA
>AUS
>NZ
and, of course
>IRELAND

>>72644639
everyone should defend Canada

7-0 BABY

>>72644639
Maybe America due to cultural influence and proximity.
>implying i'm going to give up my country and life for geopolitics
nope

7(SEVEN)-0(ZERO)

>>72644669
is this the final game? or is there one more game to win the full thing after this?

>>72644639
UK, Canada. That's it.

>>72644639
russia
UK
japan
south korea
france
texas

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>>72644648
this is a post of incredibly high quality

kek

>>72644639
i'd fight for all of those

anglos like to bant but i'd never leave you cheeky bastards out to dry in a fight <3

selling of the old steam inventory

>music plays
>USA!
>music players
>USA!
i kind of like it

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>>72644682
This is the final game, team USA beat Japan last night

Hi guys

What sport are you watching?

I love being American

>>72644720
porn

Canada > USA

get FUCKED yanks

>>72644720
i like watching soccer and hockey

>>72644714
That's pretty awesome, actually.

>>72644720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKK29VftuS0

>>72644728
damn

>>72644720
west rules cricket

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>>72644728
>Canada

>>72644744
painful

>>72644744
we have a baseball team?

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>>72644758
I have more

What sport is he talking about?

>>72644764
please do not, they're the toronto team, they're already at a severe handicap

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>Jackson freely admitted that he killed Caughman out of a twisted rage against black men, Aubry said.

>"Based on certain information it appears that this subject has been harboring these types of feelings for quite some time,” Aubry said. “It’s been over 10 years that he's been harboring these feelings toward male blacks."

>Jackson had a particular deep-seated hatred for black men romantically involved with white women, a police source said.

>>Jackson had a particular deep-seated hatred for black men romantically involved with white women

You cant make this shit up even if you try.

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>>72644760
If you can call it that

>>72644764
>>72644786
jesus christ I expect better from the blue jays

>>72644782
He did nothing wrong, he sounds like a hero

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>>72644781
alright one more

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>tfw Korean War II is getting nearer and nearer
Can't wait tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFLhGq0060w

>>72644782
what's wrong with hating people for random reasons?

>>72644810
NO (zer0) more

Sports are gay

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>>72644803

The dude he killed looks like a nice man.

>>72644810
oh sweet christ

just ban canada from MLB

>>72644828
His fault for not being black 2bh

>>72644818
had to skip entire video to find daft punk at the end

worst find waldo video ever

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>>72644837
laughed

>>72643978
A cute girl unironically invited me. Too autistic to bring it up again so we didn't go. Didn't want to pay the money anyway lol pls kill me

>>72644782
who

Do you dip your whole pizza or just the crust into the dipping sauce?

>>72644866
depends how im feelin

>>72644866
>dipping sauce for pizza

bruh

>>72644866
i got some pizza slices today.

they asked if I wanted dipping sauce. I said no. think i fucked up. I don't know what sauces there are.

>>72644866
>dip
I pour that shit on

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>a nice man never fulfilled his dream of visiting California because some dumbfuck let the blacked jokes get into his head.

really makes you think.

>>72644875
>>72644881
>>72644882
Garlic dipping sauce is GOAT ranch is for fags

>>72644866
just crust

gotta keep the sauce pure and tomato sauce free
>>72644881
>he neglects vitamin garlic-butter

pretzels>bread sticks>garlic fingers>pizza 2bh

>>72644893
Good

pennsylvania is the pretzel capital of the world

>>72644908

soft pretzels?

because those are dope as fuck with dipping sauce

cheese dip>>>mustard>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ketchup

>>72644908
nigger a pretzel is not a meal

>>72643978
no, my parents were unironic helicopter parents so I'd just stay home and fuck around on the internet

Any of you guys ever try on lipstick?

>>72644934
always soft pretzels

>>72644928
more like pretzelvania

>>72644935
fucking kys

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>Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)21:02:58 No.72644946 ▶
>Any of you guys ever try on lipstick?

>>72644946
once because I was doing the buffalo bill thing in a mirror as a joke

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Oh man i really love Pretzels.

I would weight 500 pounds if i lived in America, i dont know how some of you guys do it.

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>>72644956
nothing like a soft steamy pretzel where the light crunch is from the oversized salt senpai

>>72644946
my ex put lip gloss on me
it was cupcakes :)

>>72644980
damn that sounds great

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>>72644935
look at the size of these fuckers, and they typically give you like 2 of them

pretzels are awful, what's wrong with you """people""""""

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>>72644935
apparently the pretzels you've had aren't big enough

eat better pretzel maplenigger

>>72644976
not a lot of places sell pretzel near me
except for starbucks but their pretzels suck ass

>>72645002
now I want a pretzels.

lol fucking mexicans

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>>72644996
its fucking GOAT dipped in cheese sauce senpai

>>72645002
yessssssssssssss

>>72645006
F*ck you

>>72644211
Don't say the n word

Not gonna lie, cum is one rough neighborhood

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WHITE SUPREMACY AT LARGE AGAIN BAKA

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i am an anti-SJW

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>pretzels are awful, what's wrong with you """people""""""

I am an #ActivistMommy

I'm vaping right now.

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i will inspire you

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THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

When I'm fuhrer you pretzel lovers will be put up against the chemical sheds and shot

>>72645110
i don't have eggs so cannot make my own pretzels

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>When I'm fuhrer you pretzel lovers will be put up against the chemical sheds and shot

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i am a freedom fighter and a mommy

im trying to waTCH THE HISTORTY'VE JAPPAN

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>Why yes I eat pretzels

>>72643839
He's more the classical liberal type.

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yeh bebi

u liek

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keep our country free

>>72644962
lol

>>72645134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

>>72645136
>be the only autist in the thread that doesn't like big hot decadent pretzels
>fedorapost

k

I'm kinda glad we are beating the fuck out of Puerto Rico

They act way too patriotic about a non cunt

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STOP SHITPOSTING!!!!1!

>>72645176
yeah, you're all fedoras

>>72643813
I'm shocked this wasn't an endorsement for Trump. These people are so lacking in self-awareness.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12589094

There's an Ontarian who is pooing right now

>>72645165
thank very mustch

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hey lads

did u kno

that a gf is a wife?

>>72645227
THEY WHO SAY NAY ARE GAY

>>72645244
how the fuck did you know I'm in ontario

The Southeastern is superior to any other region in America because of
>food
we have grits, perfected fried chicken, seafood, jumbo, while the North has pizza and bagels, and the MW has corn or some gay shit like that
>culture
superior accents, customs, dialect
>setting
Warm, beautiful, cozy charleston vs Cold, crowded ugly mega cities which act as airplane magnets

Only bad thing about the south is black people.

>>72645227
I voted nay.

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>>72645267
>jumbo

>>72645267
I agree

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>>72645267
*burns down your plantation*

>>72645267
>superior accents
Stopped reading.

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>>72645318
>>72645322
>advance the flag of dixie

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8(EIGHT)-0(ZERO)

U S A

U S A

U S A

U S A

U S A

>>72645322
>North
Nasally and whiney
>Midwest
emphasize O's too much, annoying sounding
>West Coast
sound mentally retarded trying to sound like a stereotypical surfer brah

>>72645339
Charleston is actually a top tier city tho lad, you weren't lying about that. Also, shrimp and grits are great

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>>72645364
>>North
>Nasally and whiney

PAISAN YOU BETTA DELETE DIS

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I woke up in such a bad mood today.

Be nice to me.

>>72645322
>be florida
>have accents from everywhere
uncultured swine

>>72645411
kys

>>72644639
>UK
>Canada
>Australia
>New Zealand
>Ireland
>Any Christian or Buddhist country getting militarily enriched by Islam.

>>72645366
shrimp and grits are my specialty senpai

>always get shell on shrimp to make stock from the shells for extra shrimpy goodness

altho i had cheese grits with farm fresh eggs at a friends house this weekend and it was a religious experience, those eggs were so fucking rich and delicious

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>>72645411
I hope you have a nice day tomorrow wetback-chan

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L O L

>>72645471
this reminds me of Germany vs. Brazil

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Haven't had a single actual conversation with a decent looking girl ever since I left college 2 years ago. New job is pairing me up with this ridiculously cute girl my age tomorrow for a project. Oh god I'm so fucking nervous

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>>72645411
*cheers you up*

>>72643564
I miss Baja Chan

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are yankees tsundere for the south?

>>72645603
same

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>>72645603

>>72645611
it's more like demon possesion

post recipes

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>we're going to win so much you're going to get tired of winning so much

What did he mean by this?

>>72645693
cheese grits

1 cup grits
2 cups milk
2 cups water
1.5-2 cups sharp cheddar (white cheddar best because it keeps the grits white and racially pure)
salt+black pepper+hot sauce to taste

bring milk and water to boil, add salt

add grits and stir constantly until thickened, add more water if too thick

stir in cheese, add seasonings

throw anything from eggs to bacon to shrimp on top and its tasty as fuck

>>72645764
he meant he's gonna ruin the healthcare system so old people have to pay $20000 a year for health care

>>72645813
thanks

>>72645830
>people stop paying for medical stuff because it's too expensive
>companies have to lower prices or go out of business
>they go out of the US to socialist countries instead

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>>72645851
np

i like the idea of a canadian trying grits for the first time with my recipe <3

want more southern recipes?

>>72645830
>>72645876
>hospitals literally cant turn down patients
>old people just go to the hospital
>never pay debt
>nothing happens
>they eventually die of old age

>>72645884
I've never even heard of grits so I have to attempt to find it in a store. I don't think I could crush corn on my own.

and sure!

>>72645884
>canada is going to hate grits because of you

Which hand do you fap with

>>72645937
right

>>72645937
left so I can use my mouse at the same time

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ONE MORE OUT UNTIL TEAM USA WINS THEIR FIRST WBC EVER

>>72645973
hope they stay at zer0

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>>72645921
you can order em on amazon, a friend studied abroad and he got his fix through the mail

easiest is quaker 5 minute grits

>>72645931
my faith in my grits is unshakable heathen

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>>72643813
>mfw I read "sensual painslut anthem" but realised it was fucking shilldogs.
I am disappoint

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>>72645960
This

Baseball is coming home.

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THE USA IS WORLD CHAMPIONS OF BASEBALL

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>finally get the guts to tell a girl that I think she's pretty and I want to know her more
>she tells me that I'm cute for saying that but only wants to be friends
>she tells me to add her to Facebook
>mfw my profile is literally shit
>mfw she only wants to be friends so feels really bad man

WAT DO, HELP ME /CUM/

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Cut my life into pieces

going to /sp/ right now gives me a patriotic boner

>>72646033
this is my last resort

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IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

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>>72646029
>only wants to be friends
Either your her bf or she's nobody, don't be a baka

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyULSAR0aP4&index=27&list=RDvAFQ-9efgVs

Real talk, puerto rico is the best brown people of them all

>>72646139
not really

>>72646029
spruce up your FB profile.

maybe have some links to chilean reggaeton or something, i hear that's kinda popular.

biscits and gravy

(assuming you've got premade biscuits, idk how to make em from scratch so this is just the gravy)

1/2 lb ground pork
1.5-2 cups milk
2-3 tbsp flour
1/4 tbsp ground sage
1/4 tbsp salt
1/2 tbsp red pepper flakes
excessive amount of black pepper

cook up a pound of ground pork in a skillet, add 1 tbsp butter or grease, push meat aside and pool fat on one side, mix in flour until a thick consistent paste is formed (eyeball it, dont let it get clumpy) then mix the fat/flour (roux) back into the pork

add half of milk, mix smooth, then add other half

add seasonings and lower heat let simmer for 5-10 minutes for the seasonings to mix in

>>72646043
suffocation, no breathing

>>72646065
this Tbh bud

what is your favorite misfits song, brahs?

>>72646158
Yep.

>not even a state
>goes undefeated until facing team america in the final

Mexico couldn't even get further than a fucking european team ffs...

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Someone post something interesting

>>72645907
They also need prescriptions
I'm pretty sure those can be denied, but at that point instead of it being government socialism it's capitalist "socialism"(insurance)

>>72646234
forbidden zone

but their live i got a right is top fucking notch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vMqJobu5ag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YotC_1WyUf8

idk why am i watching the last of us cutscene on a wednesday night.

how cheap is a ps3 nowadays?

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>>72646248
My snek has legs

>>72646281
>forbidden zone

one of my favorites as well, i'll be honest i put off listening to them for a long time, but i was surprised by how much i liked them

>>72646288
you probably could have googled it in the time it took you to ask that

>>72646291
whats one fat snake

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Is yellow fever a meme? I dreamed I had a cute asian gf last night and it felt wonderful 2bh

>QTE

ewww i think im better just watching the cutscenes.

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>>72646248

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i wish i could play a video game for more than 20 minutes, bros

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>>72646248

>>72646248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEp76ppPc8o

watching CONAN THE BARBARIAN as a type senpai

>>72646307
i downloaded their discography in some torrent back in the day, i throw it all on shuffle and listen to it on drives

graves pronbably has a better voice but danzig just beats the fuck out of the dude in song style

but its hard to compare the crooner shit to the early stuff honestly

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>>72646248

black hair > red > blonde > brunette > grey > dyed

>>72646378
Kek, I am the one who posted this here. You know my ex gf took this picture?

>>72646385
black hair > red > blonde > brunette > grey > bald > dyed

>>72646380
>riders of doom

Man, Twilight Princess was such a disappointment.

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USA ES BASEBALL CHAMPIONS

>>72646400
sorry for your loss

>>72646385
black hair > red > brunette> blonde> grey> dyed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single patch of dyed hair

>>72646401
accurate

>>72646417
yeeyee

>>72646385
>>72646401
Black hair is the absolute worst and more common type of hair thus least valuable.

brunette = red > black > grey > blonde > dyed

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>>72646423
Without loss, who can gain?- Old Jewish proverb

I was a high school athlete once

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LOL

Jones just said that Puerto Rico already had shirts made and a parade plan and that made them angry.

FUCKING BASED

blonde>red>bruntte>grey>white>black

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>>72646405
>when shigeru miyamoto rips off thulsa doom's headpiece

>>72646430
Not on white women.

>>72646405
I liked Twilight Princess

>>72646461
Yes it is

but can we all agree short hair > long hair ?

>>72646430
I assumed they were talking about black hair with pale skin and preferably blue eyes. A newfag wouldn't know though; sad!

>>72646474
on females yes
on males no

>>72646474
I don't agree with that

>>72646487
you're a true patrician

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>>72646474
No

bangs > no bangs

>>72646487
good man

Can we at least all agree that having hair>not having hair?