IRL /int/ Experiences

>>72642146
I don't have an interesting story but here, take my bump

>>72642146
ayy

>>72642146
I am a Greek.

>>72642146
CHI

>>72642146
he was probably drunk
confusing spanish with portuguese make me angry too

>>72642146
>go visit costa rica
>go to nice resort
>everyone is nice and friendly
>go to streets and notice the many street vendors
>buy some food
>decide to buy a new backpack since they already cheap
>buy big brown one
>go back to resort
>open bag
>find two revolver cartridges
>freak out because resort has a no gun policy
>i didnt know what to do
>thought about going to the cops
>realise that would be pretty stupid
>decide to go to beach
>throw revolver cartridges in sea
>next day leave costa rica
>havent been there in years
to this day idk what happend to the cartridges

>be in a cultural center in São Paulo
>a nigger approaches me speaking english
>he says he is from Canada and wanted help finding a store in the vicinity
>he even had a Canadian passport
I thought that there were no niggers in Canada

>>72643333
drop the buzzword.

>>72643382
?

if "nigger" triggers you so much, read that as "black "person" "

>>72643333
Leafs are niggers. Digits confirm.

>Be me in my local city
>Go to this nice "German" Dive Bar after work
>Go to back patio because warm out, having cigarette with beer and staring at fence
>Huge table of foreign college students
>Can make out 3 Spanish, 2 Portuguese, 2 Germans, An Italian, an Israeli, A Russian, 3 Frenchies, an Albanian and what I presume to be a Middle Easterner probably from Jordan.
>9 girls, 6 guys
>All being super foreign (wow omg, I'm am from! I do like this! how you do?")
>Notice slightly overweight but clearly welathy German kid getting butthurt and one of Portuguese kids talking to him
>At some point He stands up screaming in German and English
>English parts are "Stop man, you are not cool, cut it out!"
>Port sitting their confused as all hell, literally says "What?"
>Some of the girls calm German kid down
>Table next to me is really obese local poet dude
>His chair breaks
>I start laughing hysterically
>Euro's and Latino's looking at me like I'm a monster
>None of them get up to help though
>Poet guy (Jefferey is his name) struggling to get up
>I say Jeff, wtf man, lose some weight
>One of the Spanish girls leans over to Albanian girl and basically throws an insult at me
>I understood because I happen to be Albanian by what the Albanian girl translated
>I speak up to the girl in Albanian telling her I understand everything they are all saying "Which I didn't, I understood bits and pieces)
>30 minutes later an Irish buddy of mine shows up plastered and me and him get into a bit of scuffle as I drag him out the bar
>Leave the table saying "Welcome to America"

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>me and my buddies ancestrys came up the other day
>One guy is Irish/german, his last name is Finland
>One is Finnish/Greek with a German last name
>One Cherokee last name who is Irish and Danish
>One who's grandparents were born in Poland (all four of them)
>I mumble American, because records about must of my family cuts off in the 1820's-1840's
I hate this website

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>Doing this group activity which involves naming all the countries in a continent or geographic area
>Doing Central America
>Stuck on the last few
>Someone shouts out "Portugal!"
>Someone else goes "nah, Portugal is in South America"
>Everyone else agrees
>mfw