You are being exiled from your country and are never allowed

>>72637420
Caracas

>>72637420
Khartoum. I can stay with Sudanon.

North Koryo for qt's

Caracas. I can get a venezuelan qt

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I become the personal physician and trusted confidant of the Lion of Damascus, Bashar al-Assad.

>>72639615
Easy choice for you since you won't get robbed by starving locals looking for dumb western tourists

>go to Damascus
>get captured by CIA
>they take me back to America

checkmate

>>72639736
Are Americans actually this retarded?

If your government just exiled you to Damascus, why the fuck would they bring you back?

>>72639760
because I said checkmate, retard

>go to Syria
>swim to Aruba
Where is your god now?

>>72639900
Oops, I meant Venezuela. I guess I'll just ask for refugee status in Germany instead.

>>72639724
Srsly tho, I really doubt that in Venezuela they are robbing tourists. Probably they have some kind of military police to keep the people in check. I would google but there's no way that the info Maduro provides is reliable.

>>72640169
It's literally the murder capital of the world where people are unironically dying of starvation.

Stop trying to make it seem not that bad just because they're Latinos like you.

>>72640223
I don't think is that bad as to say that they are dying of starvation. Maybe they don't have common things but I doubt that they don't have food.

>>72640223
>latinos always defend other latinons
kek, nobody likes venezuelans

>>72637420
Damascus

>>72637420
Caracas