Why are French women so perfect, /int/?

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They're not as perfect as your asshole

They're eh.

I have my eye out for one of them though who's one particular pie of a cutie, but don't think I'll ever speak with her.

Why is beurette porn so popular in France?

dont know

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>>72635268
Lewd

>>72635283
How can I get a French gf, anon?

>>72635298
>beurette
What's that?

>>72635218
>hairy
>smelly
>annoying
>"perfect"
Weird fetishes you got there, m8.

>>72635384
Says the German

>>72635384
>>hairy
even better

>>72635329
>How can I get a French gf, anon
You think I'd be on here if I had those facts at my discretion? (Actually I would since I bore easily from chats with people, and probably bore them as much as they do me, so I'd be here in any case where I'm more entertained than anywhere else).

Beurette means what paki means in the UK.

>>72635384
>>annoying
>he doesn't want an annoying girlfriend
Yikes smell the virgin on this boy here.

>>72635218

Yes, but what about the men? They're pretty cute.

>>72635482
Have you ever seen french piss and/or shit porn? No? Now THAT is weird. Something is wrong with those baguette fucks.

>>72635329
>What's that?

sandniggeress

>>72635218
I want French gf right now, so sick of these trash bags

>>72635614
No, i haven't
Wtf France!?

>>72635384
>>hairy
>>smelly
>>annoying

hot

>>72635594
>Beurette means what paki means in the UK.

I don't think Pakis are nearly as promiscuous though

>>72635642
I like Anissa Kate

>>72635729
This. Pakistani women don't slut around, except for the rare atheist ones

>>72635384
>tfw no Amélie gf

>>72635218
Install Gentoo

>>72635384
>le women need to shave meme

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>>72635218
we juste never export the fuglies

>>72640886

Can't afford complete socks. Sad, really.

How does one get a french gf? I will soon travel to france, and if I meet a qt that I like, then I will take the chance and try it.

>Want a French girlfriend who are over-attached to me
>I'm stuck in Amerikanistan

H-Help..

>your french-algerian gf will never take you by the hand and show you all the secret cool places in her shitty banlieue

feels bad man

>>72640944
hehe
(You), leaf

>>72641198
be a musician.
if couchsurfing, choose a large "colocation" (place with tons of roommates)
be chill, be the prize.
have them drink
ask them to show you the best places
drink a lot, and more

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>>72640944

>>72641540
TOUS les gens qui ont des taf vraiment intéressants (espions, anaystes financiers, consultants, grand banditisme, antiterrorisme, fusions et acquisitions, chercheurs en science ...) changent le monde actuel.

Pourquoi especté obsédé par l'histoire de la guerre des religions au XVIè siècle, ou pire? La leçon?

Ba que l'homme n'apprend jamais rien. Toujours uen féroce exploitation des exclus par les privilégiés

>>72641521
I can play the piano/keyboard.
I'm also pretty cool (like in calm).
I don't drink tho.
I also have a little bit too much respect to be a real ladymaker.
But maybe I'm lucky. The future will show me.

i am going to france next year around this time, if i find a qt can i bring her back?

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>tfw no Le Pen mommy gf

>>72635384
>hairy
>smelly
>annoying
Rofl this is literally what we think of german girls

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>>72635218
British women are prettier tbqh

>>72644753
>french aging

>>72635729
A beurette is a maghrebi girl

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>tfw no swarthy, mentally ill, stalker french qt gf