resetting the counter edition
>when he doesn't bin that knife
Begin killing the mandem
>mass shooting
not quite la, just a stabbing
emily
Have our counter terrorist squad moved in yet?
I want to see how aesthetic they are.
>>72616615
what happened?
>>72616755
Nah Uber got stuck in traffic
>>72616615
>Bring a knife to a gun fight
>Get shot
lmao
>paki child rape gangs
>religion of peace vehicular homicide battalions
thank God I was born across the water!
>>72616760
madman hit like 5 people with his car then stabbed a policeman before getting gunned down
just a normal day in london
Our terrorists are pretty shit tier.
JoCo on telly
>>72616698
GOOD post
What's the conversation?
>in a country with non armed police
>decide to attack some of the only non armed police in the country
This is literal retard level of thinking. The only thing stupider I can think of would be a muslim attack in NI
>>72616882
>the phone call that saved parliament
moving into my own place in a couple weeks
now i can get a gf! haha
me with my boys
How do we stop white men? They're a threat to society.
>>72616615
>no mass
>no shooting
>>72617004
the british way
>>72616937
this is cloe for sure
>>72616937
>beyond gender
>how a new generation of Britons is challenging past conventions on identity
>>72616937
where'd you find this
>>72616882
Damn, our counter terrorism is pretty aesthetic.
*tweets hateful bullshit*
>>72616937
really really hope that's not the kids big brother/dad or something
>>72617107
really makes you think
*floors the pedal into brit*
>>72616937
*blocks your cyclepath*
>>72617141
I doubt it, the kid is fairly indifferent to that scene
Where are all the "London is so much better" crew now?
Runts.
>>72617156
that's really gay
My sister was in Parliament ten minutes before this happened.
>>72617223
Bit suspicious
>>72616804
If this happened in the US the muslim would have had an AR-15 and killed 25 people
BBC fail
>>72617273
When are we going to start putting Green Crescents on Muslims to identify them?
https://twitter.com/claudiascore/status/844561131876204544
https://twitter.com/MrBrendanCox/status/844564880321626114
>whoever is behind this
>>72617266
the muslim would have shot up a gay club or summat
problems weren't
>>72617328
London is our gay club
Tactical nuke incoming
>yanks always screeching about how gun control doesn't work and we're going to be fucked by terrorists
>terror attack is quickly neutralised because only police in this country have access to guns
hmmm.....ahh yes....
>>72617470
lmao
>>72617440
it was soviet tier
never get fun stuff happening like this in brighton
its just drugs n drink 24/7
>>72617562
What the fuck did he THINK would happen? That's the dumbest fucking way to do a terrorist attack, of course he'd get shot immediately.
>>72617653
terrorist suicide
>>72617562
what a fucking spastic
least effective terrorist ever
>>72616798
Read that in Sean Connery's voice desu.
Remember this?
>Alex
TOP KEK
BREAKING: Suspect is thought to have been linked to the notorious website 4chan, police say they were monitoring his behavior on a specialised part of the website for British members prior to the attack.
>>72616836
When Somalians do it here they are just as bad. Either they are too poor to buy guns or Midwestern gun shops tell them to fuck off as soon as they come in.
>>72617366
Really makes me think.
>BBC saying a party of French schoolchildren have been hit
It writes itself.
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/60v1n3/reports_of_shooting_at_house_of_commons_politics/
>>72617653
Get some aesthetic pictures like the turkish cop.
There's been a shooting??
Can I get a quick gestalt?
>>72618084
Non event. Some guy crashed into parliament and got shot, nothing else is likely to happen.
The bogs sorted it all out quickly.
>Freemasons
What
>>72617273
Context?
why so quiet lads?
captcha: join us street
>>72617792
Lmao
>>72618084
londoner has a mental breakdown and does something silly
the suspect is running
>>72618216
>why so quiet lads?
all in shock
that there are still multicultural globalists around
>>72616909
I didn't think of it like that
You made me realise how stupid the attacker was
/brit/ has slowed down
are all the Londoners cowering?
>>72618173
The Freemasons go back centuries in the history of the City
>dead Englishmen
What a glorious day this is buachaillÃ
>>72618264
he didnt vote stay?
>>72618173
You saw nothing.
One woman dead.
Shit.
>>72618337
>London English
wouldn't be surprised if not a single brit got injured
>>72616609
>>72616609
>>72616609
All in here lads
>>72616937
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I ended up in this situation..."
>>72618361
NOOOOOOOOOO
>>72618365
They're your people now Olly
>>72616815
>mass shooting
was it pole, brit or muslim?
>>72618371
fuck off
>>72618292
It's only 4 in the afternoon on a Wednesday
We won't get the quickest threads
is this the start of the class war lads?
I was literally on that spot a couple weeks ago with my gf lads
I'm basically a survivor
>>72618521
#prayfor72618521
what a day to be alive in bongostanian.
Or dead.
>>72618337
So far it is confirmed one Jew, a policeman and a group of French schoolchildren were hit.
>>72618371
i didn't even realise that thread was up
Interesting that they decided to attack the Parliament and therefore democracy instead of the monarchy
>>72616882
Wearing an XS t-shirt
>>72618611
So basically its like the Holocaust and Waterloo combined. Never 5get.
Business idea: swap all the muzzers for qt japanese girls
>>72618413
ummm muslims can be brits sweetie x
Gott Å¿trafe England!
Er Å¿trafe es!
>>72618521
yeah well I took some americans on a tour around there last year and I tell you what
this even has given me PTSD
solidarity sub-edition
>>72618709
This was made by a Jew
>>72618697
Excellent post
Fucking hell lads I rode a bike past parliament about two years ago.
Could have been any of us.
>>72618709
Maith an fear mó chara
>running into parliament with a knife
what was 'is endgame
now i KNOW southerners aren't the wisest bunch but running into parliament with a knife and expecting anything less than getting heemed is a bit silly
At what point are we going to start considering people who aren't anti-immigration to be accessories to murder and publically shun them as such?
going to watch ghost in the shell again because i was baked the first time and can't remember anything
religion of piss
>>72618697
who in their right mind would want muzzies to even trade?
>scottish debate halted
this was all an inside job to prevent scottish independence
>>72616882
the call that saved london
woman dead confirmed
>>72618728
It's gonna be so funny when England gets creamed by Germany today
why's everyone bullying us lads? when the frogs got ackbar'd they were showered with fucking sympathy
the woman under the bus??
>>72618759
i posted a similar, better worded and more humorous post last thread you BELLEND
doubt he was in his right mind, terrorists often take amphetamines before doing something like this
>>72618765
aloha reddit
What are some foreign news networks?
Love seeing how they cover things that happen in the UK.
>>72617273
>tfw no reeta chakrabarti gf
>>72618763
never
also this terrorist attack was done by a white person
shit, just be snapped on tv
Fuck sake lads the GF and I are going to London in a few weeks
>*THIS IS AN INFOWARS EMERGENCY BROADCAST! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...IT HAS BEGUN*
>>72617072
damn son
Somebody stop this man before he strikes again.
feels good not having muslim ghettos in ireland dont have to worry about these attacks, its almost guaranteed that the attacker was born and raised in the uk. although you cunts deserve it tbf
>>72618798
Only one confirmed death so far compared with like 120
>>72618816
No it wasn't you fucking Paki
>>72618798
It's what we get for being mean to everyone else
Plus it's only been one person killed
>>72618799
that is her home
>>72617792
MADMAN
>>72618807
we don't care, azzurri play tonight
Business idea: recruit mentally ill homeless people to do terror attacks in order to invoke a sense of patriotism
>>72618851
one confirmed
>>72618807
Fox
Die Welt
China Daily
jesus lads - I was reading the wikipedia article on parliament as this shit went down
im fucking traumatised now send help
>>72618800
like his question more than yours
problem with these incidents is that its genuinely hard to find a news source that wont withhold information concerning casualties and the attacker/s identity
>>72618798
no one is bullying us mong
>>72618842
we have a few muslims here but tbf they're alright
£50 says it was a northerner from somewhere like dewsbury
What class are you lads?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973
got New affluent worker
agreed
Tim warned us about this months ago
Asians are not to be trusted
>>72616850
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
Hate to say he told ya so...
was it gonna happen anyway?
>>72618896
Everyone knows he's a muslim anyway.
Sounds like it's pretty tense in parliament still though.
>had this terrorist attack happened tomorrow i could have missed work
>>72618896
you will find out the identity of the attackers and the number killed when it's known :)
>>72618927
AZUKI AZUSA, desu.
Can't believe the HWNDU flag is in Liverpool
>>72618848
yes it was
Why is everyone assuming it was a Muslim?
>>72618398
Kek made me spit my mate
>>72618798
Because France is beyond saving, there's nothing to banter about
>>72618952
Can't believe you think anyone cares
>>72618952
Don't care. I'm in Liverpool and I hate that circlejerk shit.
>>72618913
getting nervous, rasheed?
>>72618885
get on it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Westminster_attack
Heard another bang lads.
is the confirmed dead woman the one under the bus?
>>72618918
What a fucking idiot
They haven't disclosed the ethnicity of the attacker yet
I wouldn't be surprised if it's a deranged leftie who will kill to stay in the EU
damn sorry about what happened lads... just don't be rash and blame muslims or islam.
>>72618954
BIG
VEINY
CHEBS
>>72618960
have a think about it for a second, ahmed. it isn't a hadd one to figure out
>>72618941
Fucking terrorists, never think about us do they?
>>72618954
didn't know I was into veiny breasts until now
>>72618945
this is what i mean
theyve been interviewing numerous eye witnesses but decline to disclose all the details, or make special effort to avoid questions concerning his appearance
makes me feel sick
>>72618989
that was me n ur mum sorry x
>>72618949
NAKANO AZUSA desu
>mayor announces new cycle lanes on westminster bridge
>gets attacked the day after
coincidence ???????
our man on the ground
>>72618960
why do you think?
>>72618954
bruh
>>72618988
them asians are getting rowdy thats for sure
the plan worked lads http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39354555
>>72619051
Stop killing the mandem.
>>72619006
>Muslims commit 92% of all terrorist attacks
>hurr its impossible to know
Fuck off Rasheed it was obviously a darkie
>>72619039
cager fundamentalism must be extinguished
IS SHE SAFE!?
gentle reminder of the real victims
everyone is talking about the "real victims"
some say it's the people killed
some say it's the muslims who will be stigmatised as a result of this attack
however they are forgetting the true real victims, which is that lads here at /brit/ who just wanted to do some comfy afternoon discussion and light shitposting, but alas now the thread is full up with happenings and edgy jfs coming here to post their, dull, preditcatble attemps to b8
a moment of silence, please
>>72619026
this desu why aren't they having a go at them bloody muslims
>>72619015
Last time we had a terrorist attack everyone on the chon and reddit said it was going to be a Muslim, turned out to be an alt right aspie who went around calling people ahmed on the internet
Reminder that there is no evidence that the alleged attacker was a Muslim and nothing is gained by assuming they were.
>>72619086
Safe on the end of my willy.
>VISUAL CONTENT
http://www.infobae.com/america/fotos/2017/03/22/las-fotos-del-ataque-en-el-parlamento-de-londres/
>VISUAL CONTENT
http://www.infobae.com/america/fotos/2017/03/22/las-fotos-del-ataque-en-el-parlamento-de-londres/
>VISUAL CONTENT
http://www.infobae.com/america/fotos/2017/03/22/las-fotos-del-ataque-en-el-parlamento-de-londres/
>VISUAL CONTENT
http://www.infobae.com/america/fotos/2017/03/22/las-fotos-del-ataque-en-el-parlamento-de-londres/
>>72619093
The care hit French tourists
>Theresa May being smuggled out of Westminster in disguise
Fucking brilliant
>>72619086
she lives in liverpool and manchester
>>72619053
This is a very nice Pepe. Keep up the excellent posts Norway
>"The fact that our sister parliament has had a serious incident is affecting this particular debate, and is affecting the contribution of members.
>Sister parliament
Fucking Scots.
>>72619068
reminded me about that video lad
dont post this
>using terror attacks to get your city exposure on all news networks
shameless jew southerners
how can the the northern powerhouse even compete
>>72619164
good post esti
>>72619158
Don't tell me what to do.
>>72619143
th-thanks m8
>99% of people in the london photos are white
What did I tell you, northern nonces
>crash into a random group of bystanders in the capital of England
>they're not English
>>72619087
>i shot someone
>I'm the victim
Mad they get away with this
business idea: import even more rasheeds so they will feel at home and stop killing people
maybe if we were just nicer to them then they would stop, it worked for sweden :^)
>>72619126
I don't know if this is real or not but I'm howling anyway.
so glad i got out of london
i know i was statistically unlikely to be a victim of terror but it was horrible to have that fear every time you get on the tube.
There's no question that this happened because someone was feeling excluded
>>72619203
All black ran away
>>72619215
Southerners for you mate, all pakis.
>>72619164
would put my house on this not being refugees
probably third generation immigrant from a muslim country
>>72619218
you seem to be equating the actions of an individual with the actions of a group of people
very sloppy
>>72619179
what a waste, could've been the gf.
>>72619118
rip tights gf
>>72619228
only an autist would have "fear every time you get on the tube"
>>72619118
maximum 9 dead.
it's fucking nothing
that this is an incident that some bollards could have completely prevented. actually surprised to hear that there's none on westminster bridge
>dead fr*nchies
>>72619215
>terrorist attack finally happens outside of france
>the french are still the only ones effected
>>72619116
"""Asian male"""
>>72619179
wtf she is cute i hate the class war now!
>>72619245
All Northern towns/cities are at least 40% Pakistani though
>>72619275
It's still just a road. I expect it may not be soon.
>>72619271
yeah okay mate because a fear of terrorism in london is clearly unfounded right? thick cunt
>>72619283
CREASING
Will be delivering this award for the best meme about today's events at 5pm GMT lads.
>Not in EU anymore
>still get attacked.
clap clap clap
>>72619287
All Southern towns/cities are 75% paki.
>>72619284
it's not said that anywhere
Business idea: hire Muslims to kill Muslims
Result: Muslim problem solved
Btw couple of days ago someone in trombay posted a shopped picture of the kabaah and muslims chimped and attacked a police station
>>72619272
>it's fucking nothing
>>72618765
How was it? I watcher coraline lit af last night myself. Shit was bomb.
>>72619272
show some fucking respect
>ah yes lets attack some of the only armed police in the uk
spackers
>>72619116
>"Then I looked to my left and SOMEONE rushed through gates at Westminster and attacked a policeman."
>"the MAN who assaulted him got up and appeared to be carrying a knife"
>"I looked and I saw a CIVILIAN on the ground, with somebody standing over him with what I assumed to be a gun."
>"The DRIVER of the car sprinted away from the scene"
great reporting. no really great. getting to the bottom of it, getting the key details. illuminating.
>>72619283
Affected
southerners are killing eachother again? barbarians
£50 says its some northerner from Dewsbury
>>72619164
got a stiffy from see that girl's fanny pad
may she rest in peace
>>72619283
>>72619259
People make up a group mate. You don't pick up 10 snakes if one is venomous
>>72619275
there are just not at the front and back of the pavement, along the edges of the pavement there are
>>72619312
well actually we're still in the EU
>>72619312
>terrorist attack in London
>would be a fantastic day in Chicago.
>>72619271
im a Londoner who gets the tube everyday and i legitimately change carriage if i see a funny looking paki/nog desu
Give back our land.
Every minute you don't a car will run you over.
I'm a man of my word
Archiving every post ITT in real time so you can all be prosecuted for hate crimes for these insensitive postings.
need to be run over and embraced by a qt as I drift off to the next life
>>72619341
why does this make you so angry?
do you just want them to say he was a muslim terrorist extremist refugee from poland who claims YOUR TAX MONEY to fund his terrorism with absolutely 0 evidence?
imagine if its ribena lads
http://www.infobae.com/america/fotos/2017/03/22/las-fotos-del-ataque-en-el-parlamento-de-londres/
Is London literally a white city? WTF, is going on in these photos?
>>72619328
FFFFFFFFF.
There.
>Met statement in fifteen minutes
Where they'll tell us sod all no doubt.
>>72619308
yes it clearly is
there are 10 million people living here, and 4-12 have been killed by terrorists in the last dozen years
get yer thick head round it
>>72619342
Affect this dick with your mouth faggot
cannot wait to the the pakis itt fuming when it is confirmed it was rasheed who did it
>>72619402
I told you again and again London is literally 99% white unless you go into the segregated shitholes in the outskirts
>>72619405
>yes it clearly is
hey mate turn on the news x
>>72619395
>had time to carefully take his shoes off and set them aside
it's a conspiracy
>>72619396
In a word: 'Yes'
>>72619395
>>72619384
please chill out Argentina. being white, you have nothing to be upset about.
>>72619412
*see the
>>72619395
who took his shoes off and why
>>72619400
kek
>>72619148
They wear skirts don't they
>>72619321
I think we should hire the Hindus to do it desu: they seem to hate muzzies more than anyone
Waiting for dickheads to use this for their anti-immigration agenda.
Update: Happening already on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Csinaco/status/844567484095188992, https://twitter.com/rolivier/status/844568401100066817, https://twitter.com/robertcoxon/status/844567923708583941, https://twitter.com/LessHart/status/844569427098189825, https://twitter.com/DonderolibtR/status/844568847168491521
Second update:
As predicted, a high profile dickhead using it for their agenda. Leader of Britain First party tweets about it: Terror attack at Parliament! Jihadist runs over people then stabs a police officer. The Left has blood on its hands! No more appeasement! https://twitter.com/GoldingBF/status/844570662052282372
Third update:
And now a response to this very post. https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/60v1n3/reports_of_shooting_at_house_of_commons_politics/df9jpik/
But mostly, hundreds, possibly thousands of tweets saying the incident should lead to a ban on all immigration. https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=Immigration%20london&src=typd
>>72619335
All PSNI officers are armed. Was really surprised when I heard bongs don't carry a rifle with them
>>72619440
ah okay
well no, our news agencies have standards :)
Manchester is the best city in this country.
We never get terrorist attacks
or if we do, nobody gets killed and the entire city gets a renovation
>>72619454
They probably flew off and someone collected them for him.
Muslims are at it again lads
>>72619454
he wont exactly be walking anywhere
>>72619412
I can wait, just imagine the leftypol surge when it happens.
>>72619148
>sister parliament
more like mother parliament you jock twats
>>72619469
don't care
2 dead lads
>>72619469
going to LOVE to see you seething when it is confirmed for a paki attack
did he attack stark bollock naked or did he get his trousers and pants removed by police
>>72619360
im looking at the pictures here and none of the bridge images show bollards along the edge
http://www.infobae.com/america/fotos/2017/03/22/las-fotos-del-ataque-en-el-parlamento-de-londres/
>>72619469
Get fucked Rasheed.
>>72619328
>show some respect
if this was france or NA right now you'd be shit posting.
>>72619469
hm yes it's already archived
Back you go
Any word yet on when they will be airing this afternoon's episodes of Bargain Hunt and Antique's Roadshow now we've missed their usual slot? Who do I write to about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7LhjPb0-I
>>72619412
>>72619503
it's most likely a muslim but let's not jump to conclusions without all the relevant evidence, that's intellectually lazy
>>72619469
good post
this is not time for agendas, we NEED to keep immigration going
>>72619520
Checking to see if he is circumcised to make sure he is a proper muzzie
>>72619126
A true american if I ever seen one.
Police have released this photo of the wanted man
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND
you can tell he wasn't white because no white person is stupid enough to attempt a full frontal assault on parliament with a knife
>>72619520
>brown
AHHHH YES
>>72619556
>sam somali
howling
two confirmed
>>72619559
>>72619559
>>72619559
LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO
>jo cox's death was mentioned every day for weeks and even had a huge memorial pre-funeral before her real funeral after the brexit vote
>this will be buried and the victims forgotten about in less than a week
>>72619520
Probably checking for a bomb on him. Confirmed as brown though.
>>72619520
bummed 'im before heeming 'im
>>72619520
maybe he took his trousers down as he ran out of the car
>a bunch of people die
>people itt are chomping at the bit to make this an ideological victory
Kill yourselves. On both aides. End your lives.
Rather enjoy that dire straits band
>>72619559
>>72619559
NEW THREAD
>>72619559
>>72619559
>>72619520
reckon one of the officers gave him a cheeky tug as he was dying
allah won't give certified benders thier 72 virgins lmao
>>72616698
>>72618922
Dump your entire folder pls, mr. Yang
>>72617792
>Amal
perfect
>>72619520
>brown
and its a muslim
not that it was ever a doubt but
>>72619562
Hey you don't know, it might have been a CHI.
>>72619520
probably check for/treat wounds