Ironic memes edition
truly impels one to cogitate
What's going on in London, I'm hearing about gunshots and explosions near Westminster?
HAPPENING EDITION
>>72614791
Nice, weren't you tempted by an MX5?
Which one of you /britpol/ lads is this?
https://twitter.com/TerraceImages/status/844539502228099073
raining again
back from so-called work
had a really good chat with the yank qt while it was only us in the office
you lads reckon I could pull off dark orange hair?
t. turtlemong
(rorkes did the shooting btw)
lmao london on fire
>There are reports of shots being fired outside the Houses of Parliament and the Palace of Westminster is reportedly in lockdown.
Bloody hell thought the leaf was joking
>>72614826
Sounds like some jf with a knife has been shot by the bobbies.
>>72614878
stay safe lads
>Armed Police have opened fire and shot a person outside the Houses of Parliament. A vehicle was seen on social media to have crashed into the fence of the palace
westminster bridge bombed too
>>72614828
It never crossed my mind desu
They're about $10k more than what I got for the 6 with half the space
I T ' S H A P P E N I N G
just got shot lads
>shooting outside parliament
>shooting on tower bridge
so there was a muslim youth shooting up parliament or something?
lads, I bought a cadbury creme egg today, what can I expect?
>>72614965
panic on the streets on london?
SHOTS FIRED OUTSIDE PARLIAMENT
ITS HAPPENING
Happening in London lads
could it be the beginning of the race war?
>>72614996
>muslim youth
Zero evidence of that.
>Witnesses have reported seeing a man with a knife within the palace grounds.
BRIT/POL/ LADS LET'S GO
>>72615013
yfw it's the RA
>>72615000
unimaginable disappointment
doesnt look all that dramatic
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1mrxmenYbWzxy
>>72614924
what are the odds it's someone that suffered a stroke or some other condition
>>72615025
getting nervous, 'sheed?
GRUUUUUUUU
>tfw work in London
Tube is going to get fucking bombed innit lads for fucks sake why did ISIS have to kick up a fuss now.
>Be Briteeth
>Get BONG'D
>it le happenign soooooo epic x))))))) wait oh no were where u wen world war 3 strated guys :OOOOOO ;;;;;____;;;;;;
oh just fuck off you stupid little 12 year old cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygrhxd4RWkY
ah yes, the autralians
>>72615000
the finest American confectionery
oh my god
OH MY GOD
>>72615094
I doubt Mr Goldberg will mind you stopping at work for an extra few hours.
>>72614924
i-is that a cyclist crushed on the car
>>72615105
fucking hell you stabbed you?
>>72615008
fucked it
>>72615133
nah
>>72615040
Don't say that, I spent 2euros on it. ;_;
>>72614965
>shooting on tower bridge
havent heard about this one
thread theme:
https://youtu.be/TCw9_avTlYs
>>72615036
would be good craic desu
>Possible future gf works in parliament
a bit worried
>>72615163
it really looks like it la
*runs you over wi' tractor*
one man shot, it's all over
>>72614800
Implying 4chan isn't a leftwing social media platform.
one minute i'm sweating buckets, the next i'm shivering
help
CULTURAL ENRICHMENT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10318089
>>72615013
could be Scottish Nationalists
the only thing islam does right is bring moral decency into our civilisation.
might have guessed you fags would have a problem with that part of it
GET YOUR ASSES TO LIVERPOOL
/POL/ IS CALLING
OPERATION WILL SOON BE LAUCHNED
brexit britain this
>>72615203
hahaha same. texted her and she said she's not in today, phew
>>72615217
what about the one on the bridge? what's happpening there, was that coppers shooting or a terrorist or something
>>72615232
sounds like cancer in the pineal glands
>>72615203
>Possible future gf
sure
>>72615243
SRA?
>>72615203
If she's interested in you, no doubt she's a heavy-set lass and she probably made a right mess of his car bonnet.
>>72615260
who would voluntarily go to liverpool
>Brits once again living in fear
HOLY FUCKING SHIT EXPLOSION AT PARLIAMENT
nah just kidding, could you imagine though
ah yes, the religion of peace
>>72615243
weaponised haggis
>Radosław Sikorski, a Polish politician, has spoken to the BBC saying:
>I didn’t see a car but I heard what I thought was a collision, I looked through the window of the taxi and I saw someone down obviously in great distress.
>He then saw a further four people down on the ground, “one bleeding profusely”, he said.
Thinking
>electricity goes
>no phone signal
>a large explosion is heard in the distance
>a large bright light in the sky begins creeping towards you
>nuclear armageddon has begun
wat do
>>72615242
ENGKEKS BTFO
guy fawkes did nothing wrong
>>72615294
WHOM WANTS TO FUCK WITH SHIA
>>>/pol/117766518
>>72615301
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downing_Street_mortar_attack
>>72615269
think 1 car ploughed through a crowd on the bridge and then crashed out westminster
CYCLISTKEKS BTFO
it seems a 'sheed mowed down half a dozen runts with his car on Westminster bridge
>>72615339
Cagers win again
>>72614924
that is definitely a cyclist that's been run over
cagers need to fuck off
>>72615312
have a wank and a kitkat
>>72615295
Not Irish. Not cowardly enough.
>>72615312
head outside and die peacefully instead of surviving and living in nuclear winter
if i live through the explosion, find a gun somewhere. maybe at a police station, and then shoot myself.
>>72615367
maybe the cager is dead
*prays for Westminster*
>>72615339
execute order 66
>be cyclist
>get run over
is this the first instance of cager-nationalist terrorism on the british homeland?
>>72615312
sit on the white cliffs of dover with a fag and listen to an ending by brian eno
>>72615312
Make a funny pose and wait for death so I can make the people who find my disintegrated remains laugh
Sounds like Police shot a bloke with a knife. Use a gun next time lads.
>>72615388
ah yes blowing yourself up along woth 50 civilians is the height of bravery
dirty, ugly, paki
>some madman drives his 4x4 knocking people over on london bridge
>stabs a police officer
>gets shot
literally nothing happened
>>72615489
>imgur
cager is dead inside parliament
ree leave the politicians alone
>>72615490
But prior to that incident the police were called to westminster bridge for a "firearms incident"
so it seems like there was a gunman on the bridge and a knifeman who charged the Commons?
idk
>>72615509
google images
I am calling for a complete shutdown of all cagers coming into London until we can figure out what the hell is going on
There's another picture with the cyclist attending to the guy on the ground
>the city of London
this wouldn't have happened if we gave the politicians soldiers wages
>>72615489
>muslim
erm how do you know sweetie :) x
What is a cager?
>>72615543
fucking idiot, >the city of westminster would've been far more clever
newest HDMI released today lads
>>72615546
wouldn't have happened if we moved the parliament to manchester
>>72615548
Because it's in london
>>72614924
any links?
I work in parliament lads, bloke crashed into people on bridge then crashed into gate, got out and stabbed a fed, then got merked by another fed with a strally
Mud ting
Be chuckle if this was due to leaving the EU.
right so im proper confused about the timeline of events
someone ran a car through a crowd on westminster bridge, then smashed into the gate and was shot?
Why were their shots fired on westminster bridge? When did a policeman get stabbed?
He's alright lads!
all part of the plan
>>72615566
>moldovia nowhere to be seen
Sad!
>>72615607
fuck
>>72615566
>above france
i was going to wear a funny outfit to mufti day at work tomorrow lads
you think maybe now i shouldnt because of the tone or whatever?
help me out
>>72615607
can cagers do anything right?
>>72615566
>HDMI
you got me excited fucking faggot
Cager genocide when?
>programs just got interrupted for a news update
never seen that before
>>72615606
I'm interested how a guy manages to get past the usual stuff to stab a cop at westminster.
just got stabbed?
>>72615607
secret agent cyclist
Nice "gun control" you got there faggots.
>>72615495
Both are cowardly. Islamist terrorism being brought to the fore has dampened the taste for Irish nationalism because of the similarities they share in their methods.
>>72615606
There weren't shots on Westminster bridge, false reporting. Policeman was stabbed because the bloke got out his car and stabbed him
the self-styled religion of peacw
just stabbed someone
>>72615566
why's finland´s hdmi is so looow?
>>72615566
welcome to the first world yank
someone's down
>>72615606
As always with events like half or more of the initial reports will be complete bollocks.
brexit postponed
>>72615684
>had to use a knife and only managed to stab 1 copper before being gunned down
Yes, it does seem pretty nice. If the cager had had an AR he'd have taken down a lot more popo
>>72615691
but it was a scotland yard statement about the bridge. Did the bloke run people over on the bridge then?
>Brits even adopting american shooting culture
That's so sweet, you lot really do want to be our friends <3
>>72615566
GOD DAMN IT NORWAY YOU ASSHOLES
>tfw spent every night of the last 2 years fapping to any imaginary 2D anime mum because i never had a mum
>talk to her when nobody is around
>think about her 24/7
should i mention all this in my first meeting with a therapist tonight lads?
Lads imagine if it was Tim who done it
hmmm
business idea: cancel brexit
>>72615747
will australia ever recover?
>>72615742
>>72615742
only in and around government buildings
>>72615748
Honestly? Mention it at the third.
The terrorists worst enemy.
imagine being such a stupid mong cunt that you honestly think you could just walk into the palace of westminster with a knife and actually do anything significant other than get your head blown off
>>72615762
he had a knife though
>>72615762
fake and gay
3/22 ;_;7
>>72615770
Well yeah. Just shitpost more.
Was just having a cycle and some twat ran me over
>>72615806
fortune favours the bold and all that rot
>australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY7OiSqvERg
>>72615733
>>72615724
reported on the news that something has gone inside parliament itself
I think the speaker of the house of lords made a comment to the BBC about it.
>middle man asian man responsible
>asian man
CALL HIM A FUCKING PAKI FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Reminder to ignore all the /pol/ posters trying to push their agenda.
No evidence whatsoever to suggest that this has anything to do with Islam.
>>72615548
cuck
>a criminal getting shot by the police is a "stop the presses!" moment in england
yall are like the eloi from the time machine except ugly
>>72615868
How can we know it wasn't you?
>>72615819
who's that
in london right now, about to unload a clip onto some muzzies. check the bbc lads
>>72615819
fug
business idea: transportation war, bicycucks vs cagers
>>72615883
fuck you paki
>>72615836
do not use MM/DD around me ever again
>>72615819
Would be absolutely livid if someone was taking snaps of me while I was bleeding out
>>72615883
/int/ has enough of a barrier that the board has its own ideas of the world that is more rational. Plus shitposting.
Actually worried for you buds, stay safe.
>>72615896
>hehe look at how much of a shithole my country is
also if someone got shot on fucking capitol hill it would make the news you stupid, smelly, fat, yank cunt
>>72615858
that show is produced by our public broadcaster so Australian taxpayers literally paid for that trip
when are we going to ban assault cagers?
>>72615896
Feels good man
I like the fact our coppers hardly ever have to nobble anyone
>>72615940
money well spent
>>72615883
t. rape gangster
>>72615934
dont think you need to pal, it seems like it was just one person who did it
thank you though x
hey guys
>>72615733
Yes, then crashed and stabbed a fed
wonder what drumpf will have to say about this
>>72615937
it would, and has, I still recall the one incident where this happened
terrorism solution idea: outlaw terrorism
DO YOU LIEK YOURE MUDSLIMES?
DO YOU?
>>72615940
Was worth it.
LMAO
THE FUCKING STATE OF BBC NEWS 24
>>72616010
cagers are a constitutional right and wont be banned
>nobody is helping the poor sod lying unconscious on the ground
>>72616001
oooh okay. Do we know who did it yet, any pictures released?
>>72616010
>drumpf
have a word
>>72616001
>fed
fuck off jamal
>>72615992
we really don't need police, we just need to make our TV programmes more diverse
>>72615819
Fuck
hahahhahahaaha lodon finally getting what it deserves
enough is enough
when are the politicians going to get the clue, you should need a license to drive a car, so shite like this doesn't happen
>>72615806
Don't think he was in the right frame of mind mate
By the way lads I'm watching a live stream, someone's been launched off the bridge by the car and landed on the tunnel below, bet they're in fucking pieces
>>72616034
Do not jump to conclusions about who carried out this attack.
Sky News showing this on air
Madlads
>>72616001
>fed
foy
>>72616034
fuck off
>>72616046
>unconcious
think with that blurring lad... it's safe to say hes not unconcious
>>72615819
state of those shoes
>>72615992
hey baby
is this your counter-terrorist bananamobile?
FUCK LIMEYS
there's no evidence the man was asian or muslim so just calm down
statistically it was an angry white male who voted leave
> be british
> get shot outside of the parliament
cant make this st*ff up lmao.........
>>72616120
the power of the br*tisch empire hahahahaha
>>72616046
his left leg doesn't look too good
>>72616099
>>72616046
>that leg
>>72616120
It's called a distraction bus. Very useful to keep people's spirits up.
reckon this was an ISIS inspired by not quite ISIS attack. ISIS don't have the capabilities to do another Paris anymore so they rely on autistic lone wolves swearing allegiances to them and killing a few people
>>72616120
that's just an amphibious vehicle used for tours
/pol/ going bananas right now
>>72616099
ouh
>>72616120
its a tourist bus and they probably arrested everyone on board just in case
>>72616161
nice.
keep calm and move on with capitalism.
>>72616154
cute butt though
pc making crackling sounds
VERY worried right now
heard it on sky news that it was an "Asian looking man in his 40's"
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>>72616170
the rasheed equivalent of a school shooting really
>>72616195
don't be worried it's just making you some popcorn
>>72616195
might be a terrorist in it
shake it around a bit, try to knock him out
ermm
>>72615972
they got into the most shit from the police for this one
>a fucking leaf
https://youtu.be/TdnAaQ0n5-8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaser_APEC_pranks
>>72616202
all asians look like theyre 40
>>72616099
poor bloke. Just about on his day and some autistic cunt ran him off the bridge
>>72616173
Well duh, any form of excitement in their dull lives they'll pounce upon like WW3 has just broken out.
>>72616216
lovely bum
>>72616216
is this a literal trap?
>>72616216
How the fuck
>>72616203
if fucking only
>>72616223
absolute madlads
>>72616216
what
>>72616216
???
>>72616236
>implying anyone on this website has an exciting life
>An attack in London
Who here
#prayingformoredeaths
Remain voting scum BTFO!
>>72616216
reverse searched this and found anything
is this actually new?
>>72616283
i do desu
>>72616216
was this from today? fucking hell.
>some brit /pol/ cunt is going to take the hwndu flag and is praising kek
can't believe we've been americanised so much
>4, possibly as many as 12 people injured
How can you get such different estimates
>>72616215
tried this
still not stopping with the crackling
i'm very confused about what's happening
>>72616052
Those are the relatively new counter-terrorism police they use in London.
>>72616202
damn koreans, always up to no good
>watching livestream of parliament on BBC
>look at reactions
>most laughing reactions are pakis and mudslimes
Ah yes the religion of peace.
looks like another win for the northern powerhouse yet again... how can the londonites possibly compete?
brexit officially cancelled
doing anything else would be giving into terrorism
>>72616216
Hiding from the 'rrists
very disappointed in our response to this.
if it was the yanks there would be army patrolling the city by now
>>72616099
SHART
NEAR
PARLIAMENT
>>72616332
???
>>72616295
Of course not you dumb cunt.
This is part and parcel of living in a major city, just get used to it
>martin mcguinness dies
>terror attacks in london next day
His Ghost striking again?
>>72616216
seems real
bad times
>Brexit obsessed Kraut is here
Didn't take long
>>72616216
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
>>72616355
have a word cunt
>>72616362
>>72616319
gallows humour, you racist twat
how many people did the bananamobile crush to death?
>>72616362
WTF
some muslim hijacked a bus?
I thought the bollards would save us
can't we just all stop fucking killing each other? ffs...
>>72616374
Bet they voted remain, they deserved it.
>>72616362
>Russia Today
where is your selfrespect, pham
>>72616210
pretty much. that fella who did the Orlando shooting swore allegiance to the Taliban, ISIS and Al Qaeda before he died. literally doesn't make sense considering these groups are all in conflict each other.
>>72616374
>/pol/
Wow it is like you can't find those images at /int/.
>>72616301
the lefties started it when they moved th flag over to the uk desu
#illrideintoyou
>>72616374
thank god for good drainage
expecting some fucking insane dashcam footage of this to turn up on liveleak
>>72616374
christ. Are there any active shooters/stabbers?
>>72616375
>cunt believes every single picture he sees
>>72616374
>http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1490196550100.jpg
>bud light
DISGUSTING
>>72616392
as soon as bobbies stop killing the mandem
>>72616374
thainonce spotted
Bloke is definitely white
Must be a victim
We had something similar. That big bus is the queen and family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbNKzDx7GeM
WHAT WE *KNOW* SO FAR
There have been two serious incidents near the British parliament.
A police officer has been stabbed in the Houses of Parliament in central London, Commons Leader David Lidington has said.
The alleged assailant was shot by armed police following a “serious” incident.
There are further reports of a car driving into a number of people on Westminster Bridge, before driving into the railings of the Palace of Westminster.
According to reports as many as 12 people could have been involved. People are being treated at the scene.
Westminster is currently in lockdown with MPs told to remain in the main chamber or in their offices.
Scotland Yard said it was called to a firearms incident on Westminster Bridge amid reports of several people injured.
Transport for London said Westminster underground station has been shut at the police’s request.
>>72616170
wouldnt underestimate them like that, they probably still have some training camps left given that even the taliban (which is in far worse shape than them) still has training camps in pakistan
>>72616451
is that the perp?
>>72616423
No, suspect shot by police
>>72616451
Bet he voted remain, he deserved it.
>>72616451
>white
>in london
iranian at best
>>72616451
probably jumped from the oncoming mudslime
F
>>72616397
>the mouth licking what you've bled
>import gorillion muzzies
>capital gets sieged
HAHAHAHA
london has fallen 2bh
so the car guy and the stabbing guy are different people
my pc still crackling btw
stop killing the mandem
>>72616216
Where are her shows?
>>72616474
didnt read lol
HAS TRUMP TWEETED YET
>>72616474
Yea but what about the England team?
>>72616505
>import gorillion muzzies
>asian fella stabs a guy before getting his head blown off instantly
woah
skeng
>>72616505
*looks up Canadian muslim population*
Ah yes
>>72616528
maybe one of them is hiding inside it
BREAKING: CORNISH NATIONALISTS BEHIND ATTACK
>>72616551
they lost to Ireland last week
>>72616528
>>72616563
I think there are three suspects.
One driver
One Stabber
One Gunman
>>72616528
the news just said they were the same person, where'd you hear this?
>be Londoner
>get akbar'd
>>72616291
Here's a pity (You)
>>72616451
>white
Not 100% confirmed, could be slavic or American.
Brexit needs to be cancelled. Theres just no other way this can play out without giving in to the terrorists
BREAKING NEWS: The so-called "IRA" strike again.
NEW THREAD MOVE ON BITCHES
>>72616615
>>72616615
>>72616615
>>72616576
>ruggers
>>72616588
and two are dead?
Will be bringing this up for the next few years everytime some Londoner on here gets cocky.
>>72616588
You're wrong then.
There is no gunman, the gunshots were from the police.
>>72616451
Fucking hell, state of his leg
Owie
NEW THREAD
>>72616615
>>72616216
dat ass though
>>72616615
>>72616615
>>72616615
official thread move on
>>72616528
my understanding is he drove down the footpath of westminster bridge, crashed into parliament, stabbed a police officer then got shot. its like a straight line from one to the other
>paki child rape gangs
>religion of peace vehicular homicide battalions
thank God I was born across the water
>>72616717
Fuck off