Reinstate the heptarchy edition
BIG Mercian overlords sub-edition
Can't resist cupping my balls and take a big whiff
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39352755
ah yes, london
suppose the water matches the people now
Mr sandman, bring me a dream
kpop
copped these lads
Is this a good deal?
Someone explain this to me
On saturday, sunset will be at 18:20
On sunday, sunset will be 19:22
An hour is added for the daylight savings whatever, and 2 minutes because of the suns normal movement
How the fuck do we get an extra hour of light?
Does the sun jump places or something?
Do female Rorkes exist?
>>72611848
a very yankish post
>>72611850
Manface
>>72611848
The sun does whatever the British Empire wishes.
>>72611842
funny, saw the exact same advertisement outside your mum's house
>>72611850
got a korean gf who absolutely hates muslims and jews
>>72611848
a very runtish post
Decided to look up male dating profiles to see what the competition
Jesus Christ lads, let alone mostly looking like faggots these profiles have like 12 words each. No wonder chicks online get fed up.
>>72611848
You won't get any straight answers. It only makes sense using the flat earth model.
muh heritage is from Northumbria
>>72611875
got a chinese gf that respects all peoples and cultures
>>72611885
>they're all 10x better than me
just
>>72611906
doesnt exist
>>72611886
I imagine the flat model gives a lot of straight answers
>>72611848
What makes you think there's an extra hour of light? What time is sunrise for each day?
>>72611906
>chinese
>respectful
no need to lie on the internet lad
I'M AN UGLY SLAVIC BOY AND I'M PROUD
I'M AN UGLY SLAVIC BOY AND I'M PROUD
>>72611885
created a dating profile with a moderate qt image and I just wrote "lol (:", got well over 700 messages in the first day, the first hour or so it was almost one every 20 seconds
i wrote an elaborate and humourous bio for my facebook page but i bet no one has even read it
>>72611933
bit racist
>>72611850
Yes, they tend to be decaying old women though.
>>72611885
>20
>on a dating site
HOWLING
>>72611916
asap_pizza is not 10x better than you, not to mention the others
>muh arsty black and white
>filtered goatee man
>hans McFuckedhair
>chink at the tourist spot everyone takes a pic at
Brand there is probably the best of the bunch
>>72611972
lad they are all literally 10x better than me apart from maybe the diprotodon guy who looks a bit runtly
>>72611799
History
>>72611790
East Anglia,Essex, Kent, Sussex=Vassals of Mercia
>>72611885
>Decided to look up male dating profiles to see what the competition
Cold shower or a hot one?
>we will see britain return to the heptarchy in our lifetime
who here /wessex/? i'm coming for you mercian shits
tried to write an essay about zenos arrow paradox but it doesnt look like it's going anywhere
doing a defecation
>>72611952
Let's hear it then
>>72611885
>bothering to use any dating site/app other than Tinder
No point lad.
>>72611998
Wessex too
t. played CK2
>using a dating site ever
72611956 ▶
dont care
fun fact: from late may to late june it doesn't really get dark
>>72611790
me in the green
Ah yes, which one will I message today
Taz has an extremely runtish profile and Ally looks like a fridge in half her photos
>>72612040
I'm doubling up due to my dismal date rate
>>72612034
Can't tell if this is a physics or a philosophy essay
>>72612039
waaaayyyyy too much doxxable info lad, sorry
>>72612076
extremely grim selection
>>72612076
taz, laushey or erin
erin is the deano of female names i think
every erin ive met has been that way
>>72612076
The correct answer in order is taz, omacca, erinthewoman, alittlewindow, laushey, allylillian
brrr bit cold lol
>>72612133
bit namecist
GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JANNY
>>72612076
omacca looks like she'll cut your willy off with hedge shears while you're asleep
>>72612076
Do Aussies have normal names or do you have stupid Yank names?
>>72612152
>omacca
GYALDEM TING
Today I was trying on a suit, and as I was in the changing rooms I realised my eyes have a tint of green around the outside of them
Still an ugly slavic looking boy, but now I feel whiter.
>>72612119
Is this real??
>>72612076
TAZ
A
Z
does /brit/ like felix argyle
>>72612133
It's Courtney actually
>>72612119
holly willobooby
>>72612179
they have a stupid yank currency and education system
they're yanks
I keep reading in the news about snowfall in the north. I live in York and haven't seen proper snow that hasn't melted in about a day in years. Makes me think
>>72612170
(gollld) alllways believe in your soooooouuuul
As I have INFORMED YOU PREVIOUSLY, the TAZ profile is RUNTISH
>>72612206
He's a cute girl
>>72612206
would utterly DESTROY that cat with my big willy if im honest here
>>72612092
promise I won't dox you
>>72612220
>yank education system
mate...
>>72612213
never met a courtney
>>72611952
>writing a bio for FUCKING FACEBOOK
>>72612246
This is wife material
>>72612264
*smashes your jaw*
dont "mate" me...
>>72612246
dont care
go for it
>>72612246
sounds alri you poof
>>72612259
don't care
>>72612267
it was ironic and very tongue-in-cheek
>>72612246
you weren't kidding, she's a fucking 15 (fifteen) year old, christ
>>72612246
has to be a downside
women like this don't need dating sites
>>72612246
>looking for ages 23-45
disgusting
>>72612246
pussy
>>72612326
You woulnt fuck a woman in her forties?
>>72612246
give it a go lad so we can laugh when she turns you down
people with bios like that are either just fishing for an confidence boost or gigachads
>>72612246
drugs drink smokes
doesnt want kids
sounds alri lad
slay dat pussy boi
>>72612246
>smokes regularly
I didnt notice that before
fucking dropped, smokers smell and taste revolting
>>72612326
>23-45
that's SOP here, dated a 22 year old whose ex was a 45 year old divorcee
>>72612363
what fucking numale you are
eating a tasty jambalaya lads
>fucking dropped, smokers smell and taste revolting
just read that some lad got 4 years in prison for being a raisin on the internet.
you lads better watch it and start treating people nice on the net.
>what fucking numale you are
>>72612372
>SOP
don't use acronyms that i don't immediately understand, thanks
British bums
>>72612363
nothing beats waking up, downing a coffee with the gf, smoking a red together, shagging and then not eating for the rest of the day desu
>>72612363
agree mate, pain in the arse that they have to go outside every 30 minutes for a smoke too
>>72612363
>smokers taste revolting
what
>>72612416
i learned what a deano is, why can't you into standard operating procedure la?
>>smokes regularly
>I didnt notice that before
>fucking dropped, smokers smell and taste revolting
>>72611790
*takes up arms to liverate cheshire from mercian oppression*
>>72612434
When you kiss them you silly cunt
Thinking about calling someone's boss and telling them their employee works high all the time (he does) simply because I don't like the cunt
the bellend on the evening news said it was going to snow but it's pissed down all day
>>72612530
nothing worse than a grass m8
>fucking dropped, smokers smell and taste revolting
>>72612519
Oh h-haha I knew that
wish i had a south african accent
>>72612581
sith effricans can fuck right off the two timing republican cunts
>>72612386
men smoking is fine because I dont kiss them you twat
>>72612425
skip the fag and id agree
>>72612639
don't care
>men smoking is fine because I dont kiss them you twat
bender
Stop being Russian.
>>72612547
You're not wrong but I'd gain immense satisfaction at no expense or risk to myself so I'm not sure I care. Probably won't purely out of laziness
what happened to that paki lad? haven't been on /brit/ for like 6 months
>>72612666
Louise is a qt, don't understand why people don't like her.
Need a netherlands gf
Ah yes, another "anon updates us on his current masturbation material" episode.
>>72612662
>>72612719
she's a big gal
eating an apple lads
>>72612690
you sir are a scumbag for entertaining the thought
>>72612386
>>72612405
>>72612425
>>72612451
>>72612568
>all these runts triggered that nobody likes their degenerate habit
howling
smoking is utterly disgusting. should be banned
:/
19yo new girl at work made a sexual innuendo lads
Think I blushed
>smoking is utterly disgusting. should be banned
>>72612644
Fucking Christ. What an ugly diseased pussy
>>72612719
>smoking is utterly disgusting. should be banned
>>72612812
Whats the ball it's holding on to?
love a good dance me
might go for a dance on Saturday
>>72612855
my left bollock
>>72612855
egg full of thousands of its children
>smoking is utterly disgusting. should be banned
finished my apple lads
>>72612774
alright what now
what did they mean by this?
>>72612684
That vagina looks fucking disgusting
>>72612718
Politically-
She's a Cameronite liberal Tory- almost the epitome of how unconservative the Conservative party has become. Also shilled for Hill
Personally-
she's batshit insane because of all the drugs she did in the 90s, thinks Putin is behind everything bad in the west
>>72612906
the so called "perfidius albion"
>>72612873
Grim
>>72612928
looks alright iah
the gf (male)
>>72612825
Arabs smoke all the time.
>>72612877
>smoking makes you masculine
bellowing. it's degenerate as fuck and for scum.
>>72611848
you also get an extra hour of dark in the morning you mong. daylight savings just skips an hour, then puts the hour back later in the year.
>>72612928
imagine if you ate these like caviar and then they hatched in their stomach
unironically smoke 20 marlboro reds a day
ama
Everytime i run my fingers through my hair like 5 of them come out
Help
lets settle this
http://www.strawpoll.me/12583830/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12583830/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12583830/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12583830/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12583830/
>it's degenerate as fuck and for scum.
>>72612997
found the birdman >>72612906
>>72612977
Don't reckon baby spiders would do too well in a bath of hydrochloric acid tbqh.
>>72612997
marlboro white>marlboro red
>>72612998
HRT
>>72613047
I'm not a tranny
does anyone remember the (i think it was Joe Rogan's podcast) episode where he mentions Timothy James Byrne?
>>72612998
Been slowly greying since I was 16 but my hairline is holding fast
Don't mind it desu
pubes are always falling out
any other transwomen in here?
>>72613093
Fuck off that doesn't help me
>>72612998
same haha
this seems to always happen though and my hair stays the same
>>72613023
The gf's cousin's friend's uncle reckons they can lay eggs in your ears just by looking at you and you can feel yourself losing motor functions when they hatch and eat your brain. Nasty stuff
>>72613109
post legs
>>72613146
He sounds like a wise man.
>>72613071
It will help your hair
Look up finasteride
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/facebook-instagram-twitter-social-media-makes-sad-lonely-attention-seekers-a7614396.html?cmpid=facebook-post
ANY SCOUSERS ITT??????
>>>/pol/117760893
>>72613109
post arse, faggot
>British "news"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-39349951
>>72613192
>cmpid=facebook-post
>>72613037
absolute woman
I'm really getting confused with this theoretical question lads
Lets say I have a really long straight road. I drive down it at a very high speed (150mph+) and I see that there is one of those really small quite sharp bridges, like over a canal. Lets say I slam my brakes on as hard as I can but I still go over it at around 100mph
Would I still get airborne even if I slammed my brakes on?
What if the car had active aero like a mclaren?
>I don't filter all tripfags on sight
>>72613109
x
Swiped right on a cute latino, praying he does the same
>>72613301
Depends on angle of the bridge, car's suspension and probably some other variables too.
>>72613301
prefer not to say
thoroughly disappointed by the poll lads
tho if desklad voted i think that's a plus ten for smokers
>>72613344
oh FUCK OFF
just ate a full 500mL tub of sour cream with a spoon
1710 calories down the gullet in 3 minutes
Today is gunna be the day they're gonna throw it back to you
>tfw no qt gf who will twat lads that bully you
when are we going to impeach this orange fascist?
>>72613458
hopefully after he kills all the nonwhites
fascists
>>72613490
not a fan
>>72613458
really activated my almonds
haha so troo
stay woke
>>72613445
I want to be that guy
feels like my little willy is getting even smaller haha
the only fucking reason the Heptarchy fell was that yorkshite was in charge of Northumbria instead of based Newcastle
>>72613445
>she falls on me
>roll her over and start eating her ass
>say im just defending myself
>>72613481
>>72613506
Samefag
housemate keeps erupting into fits of laughter and it's distracting me
anything to say about this? no I didn't think so
talked to an english lass on the phone just there. your girls sound pretty
GUYS SHIA'S FLAG IS IN LIVERPOOL
GET IN HERE
>>>/pol/117758523
http://www.fact.co.uk/news-articles/2017/03/hewillnotdivideus.aspx
HWNDU is moving to Liverpool lads
haha same
peng paki at maccies drive thru lads
>>72613576
do not care in the slightest
fuck off back to your reddit containment board
>>72612921
excellent post.
>>72613563
I agree before trump Isis didn't exist and there were no problems with Islamic terrorism.
>>72613576
pseudo Russians OUT
don't tell me /pol/ runts will be in here hourly asking for some flag shite
FUCK sandwiches and FUCK white people
>>72613576
I live in Liverpool, I'm not going to do anything through :^ )
>>72613640
>sandwiches
fresh off the boat eh
heard about your paki rape gangs on the BBC this morning
can't see why you let them live to be honest
>>72613640
Taylor Gourmet BTFO
CONSERVATISM IS DA NOO COUNTACULCHA
wish certain posters on this general would take this fine gentleperson's lead on these matters x
>>72613640
some people really pick the futile battles
don't get autists
fucking spackers
>>72613695
AM ABUT TAH CHECK OUT PRAHGES VIBRUNT GAY SEEN
going to do a sleep
goodbye and don't bother replying to this post because i won't read it because i'll be asleep, or i might read it about 8-10 hours from now when this thread will have long since 404'd and i won't be able to respond to you
should I take ten xanaxbars
*shares this*
>>72613576
FUCK
Never thought I'd say this but I wish I was a scouser
>>72613740
>work industry
hmm
so brave!
>>72613636
tbf the hwndu thing is pretty funny
>>72613667
why wouldnt they? you racist or something?
>>72613584
why would they do this
if it wasn't safe in america why the fuck did they put it in scally central
>>72612754
But not for you
>>72613807
no, I've simply got a spine
>>72613813
Because England is all posh people and Liverpool is where the beatles came from dude!
ah yes
searching for things to get upset about
my favourite pasttime
>>72613804
me in second place
Ah yes, screenshots of people saying silly things. Certainly aren't enough of those on this site already.
>>72613769
cunt will be kidnapping babies soon
someone put this US poster out of its misery
>>72613873
Top picture is stupidity
>Top picture is stupidity
Didn't realize /brit/ was so feminist, I feel at home
>>72613813
>implying any part of the UK is remotely comparable to America in terms of crime
Isn't your biggest issue with violence Paki manlets with Swiss army knives?
*likes and subscribes*
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>72613890
then there is real STUPIDITY
>>72613938
ah, the rare female fedora
>>72614027
>female
saw a deer today
>>72613955
creasing
>>72613992
this lad needs a dickens cider
no wonder US is turning into shit, it's full of worthless "people" like the morons in these
>>72614073
*looks at your GDP*
oh dear
>>72614073
>in these
wat
>>72614073
I agree the centre of science, business and culture is a shithole. Fuck modern rome Spain is true powerhouse.
>>72614044
same
>>72614123
in these threads
>>72614042
they're so androgynous
>>72614138
;-; delete this
>>72614138
>>72614044
oh deer
>>72614138
good, fuck deer, deer are shit
>>72614138
poor bugger
>>72614202
t. rabbit
>>72613955
>mup da doo didda
>>72614209
>>72614202
>>72614176
>>72614166
>>72614237
leave my garden alone
hope you all get gassed you fucking twats
>>72614044
Got any more deer butt pics?
>>72614202
take that back right now
the stag is irelands national animal
>>72614282
don't objectify me
>>72611790
>big merican overlords
Howling at urbancucks who think deer are anything but scum. They're stupid fucking idiots.
Wow, this.... It really makes me think.
US is so powerful right, yet these worthless morons in here are just powerless civilians
>>72614385
spain is the country version of a powerless civilian
>>72614334
>boy deer
Ewwww nigga you gay
>>72614397
BASED COP
>>72614351
dumb hick
>>72614397
riveting political satire
can confirm I could mop the floor of every single one queen loving, poorly endowed peasants in this thread
I like the "dumping images that really make you think while the thread is at the slowest point of the day" gimmick
Very comfy
on the bus and just saw some black lass get shot
Love this Spanish lad going on his autistic rant right now
>>72614453
hopefully it was only a warning shot
Buying a brand new car tomorrow, feel like a bit of a deano.
Gf has been asking for me to insure her on it, not a chance.
>>72614427
fuck off Bambi
What county would London be in??
>>72614352
searched for "iran beach" and got this
>>72614413
>>72614482
What are you getting?
obligatory
>>72614484
that's bambino to you sir
>>72614509
Fiesta Zetec
Her insurance is about £900 and she wants me to pay it.
first time talking to my dad in weeks and all he does is harass me about my problems
>>72614518
Me behind the rock touching myself
The word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out
>>72614482
alri deano
the goal
>>72614550
fuck off ian watkins
>>72614525
That's not £900/month right?
>>72614503
Searched for this image and found out everything in this picture is illegal but that it's becoming a thing in Iran for teens to find extremely remote beaches/locations to be free (hoping that they won't be seen and reported for their crimes of not being oppressed by backward barbarian islamic scum).
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489596022102.webm
been missing icelandic posters
>>72614589
No per year
Mine is £340
britbottles from liverpool are needed here. your chance to become as a hero
>>>/pol/117766191
>>72614596
*reports all of them*
>>72614618
alri grandpa
>BREAKING: Two people shot outside UK parliament, building in lock down - parliamentary official
stay save bros :3
>>72614630
Liverpool doesn't have electricity so they can't post on Brit
>>72614618
>more reasons to move to Britland
I pay $150/m
>>72614650
It goes down dramatically once you reach 25 and have a few years no claims
>>72614611
>giving twats special attention because they have a rare flag on an imageboard
autism
>>72614596
rorke
>>72614630
you've already got a lad, i'm in that thread
hope it goes well
>>72614630
Could be there within an hour. Won't be going though.
>>72614667
don't get my hopes up
>>72614683
Are you young in a nice car though?
>>72614667
>>72614690
jealous?
>>72614753
Mid 20s in a Mazda 6 I bought new
>>72614611
She should've listened to the poet