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koh ah seng + cik seng an = /asean/

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pertamax
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Reminder
Tagalog culture is the cancer of the philippines.

Look at pagpag. Tagalogs literally eats trash
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First for Jack Ma.
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this will trigger Baka(hime)'s Article 50
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>alibaba's 1st digital free trade zone outside china hope 90's sme could contribute 80% of malaysia GDP
That won't happen unless gov give more support (affordable loan) to local business and reduce the number of gov worker which consist around more than a million mostly malay. Most people could not pass the bank loan terms, how can AliBaba think to reach for 80% GDP lmao.
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>>72604719
Delet
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>>72604828
you really believe the economic stats that Chinese government gives out? lol
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If a war on communism occurs on Laos to re-establish the monarchy in it and publicly kill the president and most members of the ruling party-state, some third party (US or not; somebody who prioritizes democracy over all else) show up and steal Laos from Vietnam and China. The reason for that is Laos is vulnerable to strong foreign influence and has a weak military, hence a soft target. It is lses likely that Laos can stand up and defend its revived royal government from its commie neighbors. How do we solve it peacefully?
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>>72604845
AliBaba are one of the company that isn't owned (majority) by china.
Also the stats i mention are for malaysian sme and not china.
In other news,
>Kelantan want new airport that fly direct to mecca.
Lmao, they should put priority on flood issues that happen each year due to local gov incompetence. New airport cost a lot of money and that money should be use on public infrastructure.
>PAS
fucking pas mang, they cant think straight.
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>>72604878
By doing nothing.
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>>72604771
Is he going to buy Malaysia?
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>>72604878
Laos should join Malaysia.
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I just watched a documentary on History Channel about this guy. Really disturbing. Glad that our bomoh just like to prank foreign media outlets with his antics.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_Suradji
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>>72604962
Yes.
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>>72604980
wtf, I thought only white people become serial killers.
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>>72604955
How about this pastebin story then:
http://pastebin.com/rQ0etemG

Does it work logically? It will do fine if it's an action movie.
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Why does it feel so good to be Chinese?
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>>72605012
Watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7SBLI8tU7o
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>>72604970
Like an enclave then? It's hard to end the communist regime in Laos despite making lots of theories on how to do it. I'll dump this video just in case:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u7oIbdZs-Q
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>>72605031
Its the Chinese century.
SEAs and howaito pigus literally can't do nothing about that.
中华人民共和国万岁!
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>>72604723
Reminder Bisaya culture and Benguet

Are the cancer of the Philippines

Bisaya Regionalism
Bisaya Tribalism

They spread and attack other ethnic groups and breed like cockroaches

They eat and invent pagpag and literal shit trash

its just literally one step to niggerdom

this is the reason why our country is still a shithole
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老撾王國所有冰雹!
老撾王國所有冰雹!
老撾王國所有冰雹!
老撾王國所有冰雹!
老撾王國所有冰雹!
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>>72604980
http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/fandey.html
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>>72605031
As long as you are not a bisayan or benguet that eats literal trash pagapag and shit you are good
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>>72605173
Her story was greatly exaggerated and sensationalized.
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>>72605029
Needs more cute girls.
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Am I doing good in seducing this angel?
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>>72605130
t-thats not pizza right?
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>>72605460
easier to seduce if you from EU(member)/UK/USA
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>>72605437
From now on, should I pin it at the start of every /asean/ threads to remind of anons about my theories on how to defeat the Communist Lao regime?
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>>72605551

>wanting to defeat based communist lao regime

go on home british soldier, go on home
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>>72605130
>accuses others of regionalism, tribalism and attacking other ethnic groups
>proceeds to attack other ethnic groups using regionalism, tribalism>>72605259
Pilipignose are the worst type of hypocrites no doubt
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>>72605572
Communist Lao regime sucks, Kingdom of Laos is 10x better than that, it was honest at least.
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>>72605584
Malaysia > Communist laos > kingdom of laos = afghanistan >>>> Manila
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I wish we have emus in our country.
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there is a qt malaysian grille at work how do i trick her into sex me?
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>>72605641
>Malaysia > kingdom of laos > Communist laos = afghanistan >>>> Manila
Fixed. Kingdom of Laos deserved more love.
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>>72605173
Nothing compared to Bentong Kali 16 killcount.
Would have been more if he wasn't mad enough to call the police crime division and challenge the task force to a fight.
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raining while it's sunny
looks like another pair of tikbalang got married,I'm happy for them
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I fucking hate the LDP. WHY DOES SUCH A MAJOR HIGHWAY HAVE ONLY THREE FUCKING LANES?
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Kingdom of Laos > all
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>>72605551
Pls no.
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>>72605706
But no one agrees with me very much about my own theories, the ones that attempted to agree with seemed dubious about what will happen after. Also Kingdom of Laos is one of the best SEA countries ever, it deserved more recognition if it's not looked down upon as the world's most bombed country.
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>>72605642
Perlis has ostrich farm.
>>72605652
You forgot to mention her race.
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>>72605747
idk looks chink
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>>72604830
AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
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>>72605733
Eh, SEA will eventually belong to China.
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>>72605578
kek forgetting about this>>72604761
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>>72605841
Laos' penis size sure is the smallest. Everything is so tiny in that country.
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>>72605466
Bisayan pizza
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>>72605466
no it's poop for a festival translated as "crazy festival"
basically you get to be as wacky as you want to confuse the spirits or something
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>>72605921
Sasuga communist bandits.
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Why is everyone so political?
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>>72605466
Its their cuisine

respect it
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>>72605747
>Perlis has ostrich farm.
But i want to see them in wild.
I wonder will they survive in our tropical rain forest?
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>>72606019
Because politics here is crazy.

>>72606046
You can see some in a zoo?
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China is strong and Chinese will be strong too.
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>>72605994
Meh, one way or another SEA will always be fucked up.

Such is the cumdump region of asia.
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>>72605751
>looks chink
Grab by her pussy and bleach her right away. Not even memeing
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>>72606115
As long as im not a filthy tagalog
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>>72606115
Well, the answer is obvious, why are you still staying here? Sini sempit, sudah penuh. Tanah China is big and vast. Go back to China leh
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>>72605751
Give her red bean steamed buns.
>>72606046
>see them in wild
http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/indecisive-ostrich-keeps-switching-lanes-as-it-sprints-down-malaysias-federal-highway
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Who is the Kelantanese of the Phillipines?
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>>72606212
Describe the people of Kelantan at first.
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>>72606236
Perfect human being
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halo semua, ketemu kita lagi di acara CI LUK BA
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>>72606236
>polite
>good looking
>successful
>well liked by everyone
Now think the opposite and that's what they are like.
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>>72606381
Doesn't seem to apply to any group here. Cebuanos and Tagalogs don't really fit, and I don't really know enough Ilocanos to make a judgement.
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>>72606207
>red bean steamed buns
sounds sexual
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>>72606396
>>72606420
Do you know about the Scousers of Liverpool? They're basically that.
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>>72606236
Poorfag religious fanatics who keep getting flooded.
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>>72606457
All I know about Liverpool are the Beatles and LFC.
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>>72606236
Best state of the federation, evil federal men are oppressing them and keeping them down.
Best football team.
Best beaches.
Best snacks.
Their chink assimilates.
Historical legacy.
How can the orang laut of Malacca strait even compete?
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>>72605668
what's tikbalang?
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China, my motherland.
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>>72606629
supernatural creatures with the head of a horse and a very muscular body of a man that trick travelers into getting lost in a forest
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>>72606674
>a man
how can tikbalang married then?
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>>72606371
mmmmmuuuuaaaaaahhhh
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>>72606629
Demon horse man
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>>72606694
pre hispanic philippines was okay with gay people
they were shamans
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>>72606634
>Australia my motherland
FTFY
Never heard of anyone moving to china.
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>>72606115
As long as Im not a filthy retarded pagpag and shit eating bisaya
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>>72606634
I do the same thing and I am a virgin woman.
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>>72606674
>>72606713
Sounds yiff to be honest
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>>72606792
I've heard of a few, but they moved for business reasons.
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>>72606732
so how do they reproduce?
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>>72606634
CINA BALIK CINA
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>>72606816
some believe them to be the twisted souls of dead babies cast back into the realm of the living
they don't need to reproduce,they're demons
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>>72606809
Pic related
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>>72606869
how can dead babies be twisted?
aren't they are born pure from sins?
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>>72606902
In Catholicism, everybody is born with sin and you work it off.
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>>72606902
if someone offed me without giving me a chance,I'd be pretty mad too
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>>72606930
Not really, in Catholicism, everyone is born with sin, but it's washed away during baptism.
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>>72606634
its just pathetic
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>>72607014
Disgusting. That's like saying anybody that not baptize still have the initial sin. In Islam, you were born a pure being without sins. And if you were raised without knowing Islam or its rules, you will never sin. But if you know Islam and ignore it, you will sin.
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>>72606943
Cute boys aren't gay
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>>72607068
The concept of original sin exists in Christianity, though.
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>>72605104
>Chinese century
>surrounded by juggernauts like Russia, India and Japan
>surrounded by even smaller countries that are no pushovers like Taiwan, S Korea, ASEAN, etc.
>home seas are dominated by American fleets
>neighbours are even more technologically superior
>huge dissents at home like in Tibet, Muslims and HK nationalists
>most trade is on one sea
lol

>American century
>subjugated two weak neighbours
>surrounded by two seas
>fleet on every sea
>controls an entire continent
>stable government
>strong economy
>strong allies abroad
>strongest military

>British century
>biggest navy
>island nation
>avoids conflict if it could, prefers to sort it diplomatically
>rules through puppets
>willing to compromise and share to keep balance
>strong industry
>stable democracy and government
>huge ass manpower from colonies
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>>72607068
It actually gets even better, you are also guilty for the Original Sin committed by Adam and Eve in the garden even when you weren't there or even existent in the first place
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>>72606629
>>72606674
>>72606713
lewd horse
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>>72606809
but those abs
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https://twitter.com/animefestasia/status/844399330920464384
Anyone going?
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>>72607207
I'm planning to go to Paris Manga instead.
[spoiler]Kingdom of Laos best Laos. This is fact.[/spoiler]
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>>72607064
What are you, a racist who couldn't appreciate over 5000years of history?
This guy was a politician too.
>>72607092
They can always buy puppets.
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From left to right:
Brunei, Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines and Singapore.
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>raining
>cold
>feels so orgasmic when I wrap myself up inside my duvet
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>>72607413
me on the far left
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>>72607418
>raining
reeeeee, I wish it was sunny. I have to be all out most of the time today.

Also, did you know that we call chavs in Southern England as the South Sea Scums (SSS)
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>>72607413
me taking the picture
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>>72607413
Where is laos?

Kys surrender monkey
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wuxiang zing ching chong
translate: best gurl
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>>72607491
Planning to do the Indochinese version so yes.
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>>72607501
el ameriCHINO
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>tfw your Taiwanese qt doesnt reply to your message
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>>72607399
Then why do people in Vietnam gets arrested for protesting anti-China sentiments when they still think Spratlys and Paracels belong in Vietnam?
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>>72607462
Chavs are annoying as shit, especially when they are on the bus.

Luckily they never do anything to me
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ASEAN girls in uniforms in alphabetical order.
Laos look plain though.
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>>72607599
put hijab on all of them
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>>72607599
Would be a huge yuri orgy I imagine
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>>72607599
where are the slit eyes?
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>>72607625
delet this
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>>72607413
>Short hair
>not ikal mayang
>skimpy bathsuit
Not malaysian or SEAN tbqh. Pic related is what it supposed to be like
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>>72607413
Haram
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>>72607599
Autism
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>>72607413
>malaysia
>bikini
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>>72607673
too much skin?
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>>72607599
Hijab all of them
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>gamers hideout BTFO
>intel about to get BTFO by amd vega (based on linus tech tips)
chink +jew is getting btfo
when will microsoft getting btfo /asean/
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>being a pcuck
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>>72607807
gamers hideout is console based shop
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>>72607561
Last time folks went rioting they torched Singaporean and Taiwanese factories, they probably want to keep anger within acceptable boundary.
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>he uses windows 10
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>using computer at all
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This girl I like doesnt reply to messages sometimes os I think she doesn't like me. what do i do?
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>playing vidya games to begin with
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>>72607888
is she asian?
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>try to experiment with booking a vacation in Petaling Jaya
>costs $681 per person
Too expensive. Ouch.
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>>72607888
import brownchink waifu
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>>72607888
Find another . Pussies are not only one in the whole world .
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>watching anime
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>liking mami kawada
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>>72607635
Holding hands between girls here represents friendship. They don't necessarily translates to romance but anime (maybe fiction in general) often does that.
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>>72607924
>petaling jaya
lmao
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>>72607888
It means you are pathetic
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>>72607913
Yes
>>72607931
But I dont have money
>>72607935
but she has only face in the world
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>>72607969
The hotels are cheap there, except of course Sunway Pyramid Hotel. Tried booking and it's like $700 for three people.
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>only posting on /asean/
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>>72607994
just bait her or her family by saying you're rich white man
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>>72607994
It is time to an hero
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>>72607971
not as pathetic as ur mom when i stopped showing interest
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>>72607982

>>72607994
show her money

>>72607995
is traffic jam your fetish?
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>>72608021
Not as pathetic as a desperate sex tourist who gets drunk all day
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>>72608047
Of course not. Is the traffic there really that bad?
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>tempah hotel tak pakai trivago
>komplen mahal
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>>72607965
What about holding hands between boys?
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>>72608072
It means the same to me.
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>>72608052
not as pathetic as a philipino hoe getting knocked up by said tourist :^)
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>>72608072
It means the same to me regardless of gender.
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>>72608080
It is seen as gay here
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>>72608047
you call for me?
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>>72608108
Maybe if you wear tight goggles to see it be it fudanshi or fujoshi.
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>>72608099
Well you have to be pathetic to do that in the first place. No surprise when most of these sex tourists are Australians who are fat, virgins and unable to find a wife.
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>>72607965
>Holding hands between girls here represents friendship
I thought its true everywhere?
well I never left my country before so I really don't know what it's like in other SEA countries
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>>72608130
I-I'm not looking too much into it. I swer O~O
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>>72607888
deadly australian wildlife. learn to use nature
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>>72608108
Really? When I went to Barcelona a few years back I saw two men holding hands and no one gave a damn.

>>72608155
Actually here it's not really stigmatized unless it's two boys doing it. If it was two girls people would just think of them as close friends.
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>>72608155
In my country holding hands mean anything be it friendship or romance regardless of gender so it doesn't matter to me much.
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>>72608139
>No surprise when most of these sex tourists are Australians who are fat, virgins and unable to find a wife.
>sex tourist
>virgin
hmm
but actually they are usually sick of australian women probably divorced so go there. yeah they are pathetic but not as much as the one who has sex with them for money :^)
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>>72608242
>that amount of damage control
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I got no game with women,how do I get game?
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>>72608206
They are tolerant of gays here and in Spain I imagine.

In fact where I live is considered to be the gayest city in the whole of the UK. No cute boys though
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>>72608270
kill yourself and hope you'll be reborn as someone more likeable
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>>72608270
befriend them for years and years and tell them about how you feel when they get in a relationship with someone else
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>>72608378
This is me desu
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Why does Philippines still keep it's own women from leaving the country? With Duterte being fairly anti-US, you think he'd reverse a policy brought about largely by US pressure.

I want my gf here, but very likely she'll be offloaded (again).
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>>72608431
Didn't work out so well now doesn't it?
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>>72608448
Duterte is a big pussy that's why. Now that the chinks is claiming our territories in the Philippine sea he's considering sucking US cock again.
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>>72608448
actually, women are often more educated and are more likely to be hired by foreign companies abroad
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>>72608126
was staring at your chest
>>72608066
kek
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>>72604771
>I own your family now, ror
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>>72608543
well don't let me keep you from them,stare away
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>>72607599
>>72607413
not hijab, not /asean/
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if you are truly an As-ian prove by posting a picture of your hand and your favourite differential equation
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>>72608614
can i touch it?
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>>72608681
My favourite differential equation is to cum inside you
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>>72608681
only malaysia is truly asian
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>>72608681
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>>72608840
That is a very beautiful hand.
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>>72605130
Serious question. Pagpag is just your meme to insult bisaya right?
I doubt it's an actual delicacy and they're actually eating it.
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>>72608063
Simply fuck off.
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>>72608681
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>>72608903
>ladyboy hand
maybe that's why
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>>72609041
This is also a very pretty hand

>>72609079
As long as not trannie, it is ok
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>>72608691
can you handle it?

>>72608988
its a colloquially term for food for homeless people.they cannot afford food and you cannot hun wild animals in teh city so they go dumpster diving
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>>72609140
colloquial*
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>>72608645
Can Bakahime do it?
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>>72609115
are you sure about that?
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>>72608988
Pagpag exist and is eaten by the poorest people in our country. The main concentration of the people who are eating this is in the slums of manila. But because of the brain mental capacity of autistic Tagalog and Bisaya they tend to generalize all of the population pagpag eaters even tho the only people who are eating it are only 1%.
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>>72609182
Well, we just have to find out, post legs

>>72609169
>bakahime
Why ;__;
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>>72609201
1% is 1million
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>>72609201
To be honest I've never heard of pagpag in that sense outisde of /asean/. The pagpag I know is the superstition of stoping somewhere after attending a wake or funeral.
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>>72609233
Shit make that 0.00005% or lower
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>>72608988
pagpag is any leftover food you find in the dumpster,its not a delicacy
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>>72608681
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>>72609369
Are you naked? I can't believe /asean/ have such beautiful hands
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>>72609272
There are lots of documentaries about pagpag. But I don't have the stomach to watch it because its fucking disgusting. Isko Moreno himself said that sometimes people spit phlegm in the chicken. Fuck up customers dude.
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I can read hands

>>72609041
Anti social or probably down syndrome

>>72608840
>>72609369
Normie
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>>72609453
Can relate. Sometimes I've seen streetchildren get leftover Ministop food from the garbage. Once I bought chicken or siomai just so that the person could eat.
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>>72609534
Nice guy :D
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>>72609369
>>72609041
>>72608840
are you flip qt?
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>>72609672
Im a guy wtf
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>>72609717
Oh i thought u are flip qt who posts here
she show me her foot kinda like ur hand
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Malaysia vs Philippines

pff.org .ph/pff-tv/
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>>72609802
FC Barcelona > Manchester United > powergap > powergap > powergap > Azkals
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>>72608499
>is a big pussy
He's been bought out by China and he's repaying all the campaign contributions he received.

He does not care about those atolls, shoals and islets at all. He only wants trains and money for Mindanao.
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>>72608988
Original stem from batchoy and botcha
Its common practice to recook leftover food or use every part of the meat in a dish
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>>72609843
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>>72609448
nah dude I'm just wearing boxers
>>72609672
I'm a guy m8 sry
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>>72609201
Its common practice in every urban city
Its basically just leftover cooking
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I have a 1-hour presentation of a critique tomorrow, and all I've done is the outline, haven't even started the presentation itself. My other 2 groupmates are offline. I've been playing Komm Susser Tod on repeat for about an hour now.

What are some ways to kill myself?
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>>72609866
How come the militants don't rally them? The militants rally at anything America or Japan military-related, but are silent on China. Shouldn't they be leading anti-China protests or something?

Also, is it true that the militants are just recruitment agencies for NPAs?
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>>72609931
Cugh down shitload caffeine and do your job, lad.
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>>72609931
What's your critique about?

>>72609874
The powergap refers to quality, not how much I like them. I support the Azkals but frankly I think they're too dependent on Fil-foreigners, and their rank is only high because of luck.
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>>72609140
There isn't that much to hunt here but farmers in rural provincial areas do tend to hunt rats and stew them

Fish maybe
>>
>>72609989
Philippine contemporary dance and how it can be used as a discourse of the nation, whatever that means
>>72609981
Already did, it made me want to kill myself even more
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>>72609931
>What are some ways to kill myself?
Don't. If you don't want to feel depressed, look at cute animal pictures or watch lighthearted and comfy anime.
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>>72610042
Seems like a weird topic. Did you try incorporating those "crazes" that Vice Ganda shills?
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>>72609888
Still hot
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>>72610042
What sort of topic is that? Why did you do that assignment? Change the topic with something you can easily asspull in a night.
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ngelawak gan?
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>>72610051
I would, but I don't have time (wastes his time browsing int)
>>72610071
No, not really, we focused more on actual dance companies, the ones with productions and stuff. Interestingly, dance is viewed as either a source of pleasure for the rich (ballet and ballroom) or for the poor (your example + every noontime show here)
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>>72610131
How do you say pepe in Indon?
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>>72610162
Pepek mengkal
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>>72610162
pepe
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>>72610162
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>>72610205
Kek'd, that's a comedy gold.
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>>72609931
go outside and get filthy then hope you catch a disease so you have an excuse
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>>72610115
I would, but I already put in so much work that changing the topic now would be more work
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>>72610205
Lost
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>>72610279
Who devised that moronic title?
>>
do we like Wah! Banana here?
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Which one would you choose?
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>>72610329
Left is mine just so we are clear
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>>72610324
What?

>>72610329
Who?
To be frank, none of them.
>>
>>72610329
the one with hijab ofc
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>>72610329
Left, she's with the least slant-eyed gene.
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>>72609954
Akbayan does
Probably the only if we are implying legit leftist socialist groups

Its the one headed by Riza Hontiveros

NPA/Muslim militants tends to only care about Mindanao
Theres a new rhetoric about this they
Claim before Spain came here Muslims and Mindanao always wanted to be part of china and all that shit
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>>72610042
>Philippine contemporary dance and how it can be used as a discourse of the nation, whatever that means
contemporary dance is the expression of the inner self as demonstarted by contemprary dancers such as famous flip dancer x and y who use it to express their innate feelings and desires. flips can use contemporary dnace to sdemonstanre their inner feelings without the fear of repurcussion that political speach does and all girls are hoes
Assignment done,
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>>72610375
Left is actually eurasian
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>>72609931
If your group mates is not cooperating tell them to the teacher. I did it once and their true colors showed. Fucking leeches.
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>>72610321
I did, if my groupmates helped, then we could come up with something better. Not really worrying about that, I'm more worried about the presentation itself.
I'd bet my groupmates would just hang me out to dry tomorrow, seems like something they'd do. Oh well, I'm dead inside anyway.
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>>72610387
>Claim before Spain came here Muslims and Mindanao always wanted to be part of china and all that shit
Sounds bullshit given how pre-colonization Mindanao was closer to Indonesia (i.e. Srivijaya Empire) than China.

Also, as far as I know, Akbayan is democratic socialist, not Marxist.
>>
>>72609931
First thing you do is to stop browsing 4chinz.
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>>72609931
RIP
>>
>>72610418
I'm planning to do that, I'll just finish what I'm working on so at least my teacher could see I put some effort into it.
>>72610329
fuck: left, marry: right, kill: middle
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>>72609954
Because the disruptors are NPA fronts who in turn is controlled opposition and funded by Beijing.

Leftists here are divided between full blown radical gommies, SJWs, union leaders and moderate establishment libruls like the LP.
>>
>>72609931
All right bros, I'm gonna actually do my work now. At least, I got to vent here, made me feel a bit better. Still planning to kill myself though, but eh I'd do that some other time.
>>
>>72610511
>in turn is controlled opposition and funded by Beijing.
Sauce?

>Leftists here are divided between full blown radical gommies
Is that why leftist student groups think that NPAs are "heroes" despite NPAs being known extortionists and terrorists?
>>
>>72610387
NPA wants a full communist gubmint like North Korea

They've started hiding it under the guise of "independent foreign policy" and "nationalism"
>>
>>72610441
Tough luck, kid. You better do it now, otherwise be prepared to say adios to your school life and say hola to pagpag.
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>>72610474
Good luck. Also don't give them a single spotlight because they'll act like a bunch of " know it all " and will keep asking you for answers.
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>>72610546
>leftist student groups
Brainwashed retards, waste of oxygen, etc.

Jailing Palparan was a mistake.
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>>72610582
Their red brains cant realize that communism is a failure, the USSR collapsed, and a communist catholic Philippines won't work.
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What's for dinner?
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>>72610679
tinola
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>>72610679
not enough money senpaitachi
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>>72610747
How does it looks like?
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>>72610546
They tend to coexist with those "anti imperialist Manila" "the only way is red" types
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>>72610679
Gonna be pic related and rice desu.
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>>72609931
School?
Nah its alright
Assignments, projects,presentation i never did any of those shit then got a 3.0 after a special project
Now i have near 6 digit income while our valedictorian is working in a bpo
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>>72610679
Jokowi is 100% wong solo.
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>>72610782
its soup
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>>72610883
My favourite desu
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>>72610918
where's the kerupuk?
>>
>>72610834
>Now i have near 6 digit income while our valedictorian is working in a bpo
Lying is bad anon...
>>
>>72610918
J-just don't steal it again, okay?

[NERVOUS INTENSIFIES]
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>>72610937
You eat ayam penyet with kerupuk?
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>>72611098
I eat mahal-chan pussy with kerupuk.
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>tfw walking home
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>>72611138
don't get killed now
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>>72611138
If some thugs caught you just pull down your pants and show them your boipucci.
>>
>>72611138
Where are the drug dealers?
>>
>>72611138
Beware of cops wearing bonnets and riding motorcycles
>>
>>72609272
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AkAEzQ33hGQ
I know it as a movie

>>72608988
Its a slang street term originally its called botcha
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>>72611138
>tfw exploring abandoned hostipel
scary desu
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>>72611596
What is this?
Link please?
>>
>>72611645
it is abandoned hostipal
on kinmen island
island near china
but ownde by taiwan
i dont have any other info
sorry
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>>72611737
I thought it was movie or documentary.
Western horror movie is complete shit, nowadays.
I can only rely on Japs, Gooks, & Thai for good horror movies.
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>>72607413
Here's the Indochinese version:
Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, Thailand and Vietnam.
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>>72612098
To be honest, if professional illustrator is your dream then you still have very long to go, anon.
Just keep practicing. Practice does make you better.

t. lecturer assistant in drawing class
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>>72612441
That's made with an online flash game.

2bh her real works are no different from that one.
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>>72612537
>flash game.
How can someone confident enough making a game with that kind of quality though?

Oh well who am I kidding, even best selling VN like Higurashi, Fate, and Umineko has awful drawing too.
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>>72612653
>How can someone confident enough making a game with that kind of quality though?
I've seen worse, also there's no quality control in flash games. Thus we got QUALITY meme.
>>
Stop bullying her ffs
http://www.nst.com.my/news/2017/03/222918/straight-9a-spm-achiever-pelted-sexist-lookist-abusive-comments-netizens
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>>72612858
Wow, that is really fucked up.
Are you trying to beat us in "Netizen Toxicity" contest?
>>
>>72612858
You need to understand. The one girl we send overseas become a drug addicted slut. Westernized and all that shit. Forgot her name already but she was smart. Like government sponsored overseas education until on TV smart.
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>>72612858
But, they are not wrong either though.
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New bread, lads
>>72613049
>>72613049
>>72613049
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